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"Batteries from toys The labels off tins" Labels off tins is inspired. | |||
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"You're not having my loo seat Mr! It's amazing! I'd take all the charger cables and the base of the kettle. I'd feel like such a bastard though....." The kettle base! You monster! | |||
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"You're not having my loo seat Mr! It's amazing! I'd take all the charger cables and the base of the kettle. I'd feel like such a bastard though..... The kettle base! You monster! " So spank me | |||
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"Fuses from fuse box Coffee machine " Between you and posh you’ve destroyed somebody’s morning. Haha | |||
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"Toilet rolls and light bulbs. " Loo roll is savage behaviour | |||
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"All the shoe laces and door knobs " Shoe laces is good. When I asked my mates this, one suggested all the left shoes | |||
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"Fuses from fuse box Coffee machine " Damn, best me to the fuse box though I was going to take the whole box Umm.....all mattresses and flushing mechanism from the toilet | |||
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"All the shoe laces and door knobs Shoe laces is good. When I asked my mates this, one suggested all the left shoes " And you call ME a monster? I'd hunt down anyone who stole any of my shoes! | |||
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"Fuses from fuse box Coffee machine Damn, best me to the fuse box though I was going to take the whole box Umm.....all mattresses and flushing mechanism from the toilet " Repeat answers are good | |||
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"Fuses from fuse box Coffee machine Damn, best me to the fuse box though I was going to take the whole box Umm.....all mattresses and flushing mechanism from the toilet Repeat answers are good " You're not wrong but I stand by my choices | |||
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"All the shoe laces and door knobs Shoe laces is good. When I asked my mates this, one suggested all the left shoes And you call ME a monster? I'd hunt down anyone who stole any of my shoes! " Don’t shoot the messsnger. | |||
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"Flush handles for the loo and teabags" I love how people have made a beeline for any kind of brewing possibilities ?? | |||
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"Light switches and door handles. " I'd steal your rice. | |||
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"All the left shoes and right socks WiFi router power cable " I don’t have right socks. I just have socks. | |||
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"Housekeys and Ur wd-40 " You are fascinated by my WD40 | |||
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"Light switches and door handles. I'd steal your rice." Noooooooo | |||
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"Light switches and door handles. I'd steal your rice. Noooooooo " You love me really | |||
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"Would doors be too much? If so, sellotape. I can get into a right rage when I can't remember where I put it " Not too much at all | |||
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"I'd replace all the chargers with non compatible ones. Steal all the loo roll" I think loo roll is one of the most cruel | |||
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"Housekeys and Ur wd-40 You are fascinated by my WD40 " If I take it nothing to hide behind | |||
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"I’d put gravy in the coffee Salt in the sugar Steal the teabags" You sir. Are a bastard. I salute you. | |||
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"I’d put gravy in the coffee Salt in the sugar Steal the teabags You sir. Are a bastard. I salute you. " I return said salute, one who spots a fellow bastard | |||
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"Not taking anything you rotters but will swap all the salt and sugar around. " If you aren’t going to steal anything, at least fill the shower head with Bisto too | |||
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"Not taking anything you rotters but will swap all the salt and sugar around. If you aren’t going to steal anything, at least fill the shower head with Bisto too " Ok then, and washing up liquid in the kettle | |||
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"What I'm taking from this thread is that anyone who comes to my house needs close supervision and a proper frisking before they leave (My phone changed frisking to drinking. Also this for some people )" Just because I’m a scouser….. oh I’ve just realised I’ve started a thread about theft | |||
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"Fuses from plugs and all the batteries from everything" Fueses are brilliant. Better than me taking the plugs. You’ve given false hope | |||
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"What I'm taking from this thread is that anyone who comes to my house needs close supervision and a proper frisking before they leave (My phone changed frisking to drinking. Also this for some people ) Just because I’m a scouser….. oh I’ve just realised I’ve started a thread about theft " Yep.... you have! And no.... that's not why I'd be watching you closely and frisking you. Not at all | |||
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"Half of each pair of socks." wouldn’t work for me. All my socks are identical. You’d just steal half my socks. More of a very mild inconvenience. | |||
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"Change the WiFi password Remove all chargers/cables and batteries from everything imaginable, even the sex toys! " Cruel. | |||
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"I wouldn't steal their keys, I'd just exchange them for similar ones that don't fit anything, and order a different takeaway to be delivered to their house every night " Disgraceful. | |||
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"Fuses from fuse box Coffee machine Between you and posh you’ve destroyed somebody’s morning. Haha" I can be devious lol | |||
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"Pizza cutter... everyone hates using a knife for pizza.." Genius | |||
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"Pizza cutter... everyone hates using a knife for pizza.." Scissors are best for cutting pizza | |||
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"Pizza cutter... everyone hates using a knife for pizza.. Scissors are best for cutting pizza " Thats so wrong.. all the topping would come off. | |||
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"Pizza cutter... everyone hates using a knife for pizza.. Scissors are best for cutting pizza Thats so wrong.. all the topping would come off. " It works really well. | |||
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"Seems to be a lot of people who’d take door handles. I’d leave the handles and take the square bar from between the handles " You are a next level bond baddie | |||
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"I wouldn’t steal anything, just change the wifi password " There’s just no need for that……. | |||
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