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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right! We're all stocked up, enough food for a siege!

More food and drink than we could shake a stick at plus a party pack of lube!

Lovely young man delivered all this, but all I could think was - a hope we dont get a substitution on the lube that he has to stand there and discuss with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes love sorry about this but we had to replace this item with salad cream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right! We're all stocked up, enough food for a siege!

More food and drink than we could shake a stick at plus a party pack of lube!

Lovely young man delivered all this, but all I could think was - a hope we dont get a substitution on the lube that he has to stand there and discuss with me "

You could have invited him in to help you check that you were happy with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes love sorry about this but we had to replace this item with salad cream."

or WD40

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok so from what I understand so far the substitutions for ky could be

Salad cream

Wd 40

Please both of you , never ever go and work for supermarket deliveries!

I mean olive oil, butter or even lard would have been nearer ! What goes through the minds of people on here !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What goes through the minds of people on here !!!!"

In my case you probably shouldn't ask!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To be honest I was more concerned by the salad cream than your suggestion...

Then again lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes love sorry about this but we had to replace this item with salad cream."

LOL imagine trying to use salad cream? uuughh making me gip thinking about it lol

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By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore

olive oil and eggs,,no there is your lube,lol,,or is that mayo,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just on the lube...was in Tesco's and they had some durex lube for about £2 so I picked it up. Whilst walking round, a woman mistakenly started putting things in my trolley - the look she gave her hubby before I pointed out her mistake was classic! She must have assumed he'd picked it up and chucked it in the trolley...behind the shock on her face I think there was a hint of curiosity about what he must have had in mind!! x

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


" She must have assumed he'd picked it up and chucked it in the trolley...behind the shock on her face I think there was a hint of curiosity about what he must have had in mind!! x"

perhaps you should have followed them and dropped another into their's, and they'd find out

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"but all I could think was - a hope we dont get a substitution on the lube that he has to stand there and discuss with me "

I had exactly that predicament happen from asda when the nice lass turned up and said no ribbed condoms left what about these ?

my cock was raging with the glint in her eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" She must have assumed he'd picked it up and chucked it in the trolley...behind the shock on her face I think there was a hint of curiosity about what he must have had in mind!! x

perhaps you should have followed them and dropped another into their's, and they'd find out "

Lol...never thought of that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could have been worse, it could have been replaced with a tub of butter and a dvd of Last Tango in Paris

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