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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your pants. They bother me.

Take them off..

Who else is hot and bothered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, very. Shall we take them off together?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be soon to have a poo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes, very. Shall we take them off together?"

On 1, 2, 3...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will be soon to have a poo."

Im glad you will get your own release.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m boiling, but going to have to keep them on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if I have another pair underneath them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m boiling, but going to have to keep them on

Is that a task?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish I could but stuck at work

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What if I have another pair underneath them?

Don't you love your balls?! Poor overheated semen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, very. Shall we take them off together?

On 1, 2, 3...

And just like that, poof, they are gone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wish I could but stuck at work"

I hope you do recall where did you stick them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes, very. Shall we take them off together?

On 1, 2, 3...

And just like that, poof, they are gone

Fabmagical.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you had hand between them and nearly down them when we met lol

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Mine are always off!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I'm not sure that my daughters would appreciate that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you had hand between them and nearly down them when we met lol

Hahaha. Sure. You wish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’re not on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m boiling, but going to have to keep them on

Is that a task?

No, other reasons

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Another Time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine are always off!"

This is the most convenient.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not sure that my daughters would appreciate that. "

Haha. Let's spare them then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They’re not on

Speedo Gonzales.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

"Your pants. They bother me.

Take them off..

Who else is hot and bothered.

I'd rip that body stocking off you, given the chance.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 03/08/21 11:07:14]"

I saw that.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Mine are always off!

This is the most convenient.

Easy access and I do enjoy the breeze

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your pants. They bother me.

Take them off..

Who else is hot and bothered.

I'd rip that body stocking off you, given the chance.

I'll send you an invoice. Plus moral compensation;)

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Another Time

Normally would say "You first", but I am very comfortable in my bamboo undies. And have no interest in taking them off

#DontTakeMyPantsOffForJustAnyWoman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are already on the floor at the end of my bed

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Hot ?

Where are you people ?

Although I haven’t been up long ( I’m poorly ) and not wearing any , it’s not hot where I am .., I slept with my electric blanket on all night

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

"Your pants. They bother me.

Take them off..

Who else is hot and bothered.

I'd rip that body stocking off you, given the chance.

I'll send you an invoice. Plus moral compensation;)"

You say the sexiest things.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Regardless of the knicker style my ass tends to eat them and I end up with a thong that’s rather uncomfortable!

I’d rather just be free and enjoying the sensation especially if there’s a little breeze x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Normally would say "You first", but I am very comfortable in my bamboo undies. And have no interest in taking them off

#DontTakeMyPantsOffForJustAnyWoman

There is nothing normal about this post or me. So we are just fine.

#YouJustLikeSayingNoToOpposeMajority it's ok. Someone has to be a bummer.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Pants? Was I meant to be wearing them?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

"Regardless of the knicker style my ass tends to eat them and I end up with a thong that’s rather uncomfortable!

I’d rather just be free and enjoying the sensation especially if there’s a little breeze x"

(Blows up dancer's skirt)

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Another Time

Just make sure it is a warm breeze, you don't want to end up with chapped lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if I have another pair underneath them?

Don't you love your balls?! Poor overheated semen.

Ah, now there's a detail you're missing here ... (and I do have balls)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine are already on the floor at the end of my bed

You threw them there after spinning it over your head and shouting yippie ay yey!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What if I have another pair underneath them?

Don't you love your balls?! Poor overheated semen.

Ah, now there's a detail you're missing here ... (and I do have balls)

I'm too scared to dare to guess.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot ?

Where are you people ?

Although I haven’t been up long ( I’m poorly ) and not wearing any , it’s not hot where I am .., I slept with my electric blanket on all night

It's just me. I always run on hot setting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot ?

Where are you people ?

Although I haven’t been up long ( I’m poorly ) and not wearing any , it’s not hot where I am .., I slept with my electric blanket on all night

It's just me. I always run on hot setting. "

Is that a no then Miss Adventure?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your pants. They bother me.

Take them off..

Who else is hot and bothered.

I'd rip that body stocking off you, given the chance.

I'll send you an invoice. Plus moral compensation;)

You say the sexiest things.

It's about saying ordinary things in sexy way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine are already on the floor at the end of my bed

You threw them there after spinning it over your head and shouting yippie ay yey!?

I've been known to roleplay before...cowboy is a good one

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Took mine off. Got shouted at. Waved my wang like I just didn’t care. Now having a little cry as it all seems so hollow and the wang waving was bravado of the highest order

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pants? Was I meant to be wearing them?

Not So Sure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Took mine off. Got shouted at. Waved my wang like I just didn’t care. Now having a little cry as it all seems so hollow and the wang waving was bravado of the highest order "

Was that in public space?

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

I would but something ends up poking out the bottom of my shorts

(He says dreaming in some sort of fantasy land)

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

Off already as I’m about to jump in the shower

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Took mine off. Got shouted at. Waved my wang like I just didn’t care. Now having a little cry as it all seems so hollow and the wang waving was bravado of the highest order

Was that in public space?

Public videos. You’d be surprised how many people you can “outrage” in a 20sec clip. Part of me likes it. And I call that part of me Ferukh

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Another Time

"Normally would say "You first", but I am very comfortable in my bamboo undies. And have no interest in taking them off

#DontTakeMyPantsOffForJustAnyWoman

There is nothing normal about this post or me. So we are just fine.

#YouJustLikeSayingNoToOpposeMajority it's ok. Someone has to be a bummer.

Absolutely #Not-A-Lemming

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

"Your pants. They bother me.

Take them off..

Who else is hot and bothered.

I'd rip that body stocking off you, given the chance.

I'll send you an invoice. Plus moral compensation;)

You say the sexiest things.

It's about saying ordinary things in sexy way.

And you haven't said no yet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would but something ends up poking out the bottom of my shorts

(He says dreaming in some sort of fantasy land)"

Those are some raunchy length shorts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Off already as I’m about to jump in the shower "

Oh.. no wet undies pic then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Took mine off. Got shouted at. Waved my wang like I just didn’t care. Now having a little cry as it all seems so hollow and the wang waving was bravado of the highest order

Was that in public space?

Public videos. You’d be surprised how many people you can “outrage” in a 20sec clip. Part of me likes it. And I call that part of me Ferukh "

It's because you wave it like a police baton

puts people on the edge.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Normally would say "You first", but I am very comfortable in my bamboo undies. And have no interest in taking them off

#DontTakeMyPantsOffForJustAnyWoman

There is nothing normal about this post or me. So we are just fine.

#YouJustLikeSayingNoToOpposeMajority it's ok. Someone has to be a bummer.

Absolutely #Not-A-Lemming

Well, getting that right just made my day

cheers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your pants. They bother me.

Take them off..

Who else is hot and bothered.

I'd rip that body stocking off you, given the chance.

I'll send you an invoice. Plus moral compensation;)

You say the sexiest things.

It's about saying ordinary things in sexy way.

And you haven't said no yet.

I'm a shameless tease with no substance.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Took mine off. Got shouted at. Waved my wang like I just didn’t care. Now having a little cry as it all seems so hollow and the wang waving was bravado of the highest order

Was that in public space?

Public videos. You’d be surprised how many people you can “outrage” in a 20sec clip. Part of me likes it. And I call that part of me Ferukh

It's because you wave it like a police baton

puts people on the edge.

Apparently it’s the accusatory pointing at the end. Who knew

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

"Your pants. They bother me.

Take them off..

Who else is hot and bothered.

I'd rip that body stocking off you, given the chance.

I'll send you an invoice. Plus moral compensation;)

You say the sexiest things.

It's about saying ordinary things in sexy way.

And you haven't said no yet.

I'm a shameless tease with no substance.

Oh you definitely Have substance young lady. In fantastic form. X

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Another Time

"Normally would say "You first", but I am very comfortable in my bamboo undies. And have no interest in taking them off

#DontTakeMyPantsOffForJustAnyWoman

There is nothing normal about this post or me. So we are just fine.

#YouJustLikeSayingNoToOpposeMajority it's ok. Someone has to be a bummer.

Absolutely #Not-A-Lemming

Well, getting that right just made my day

cheers.

You are very welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Took mine off. Got shouted at. Waved my wang like I just didn’t care. Now having a little cry as it all seems so hollow and the wang waving was bravado of the highest order

Was that in public space?

Public videos. You’d be surprised how many people you can “outrage” in a 20sec clip. Part of me likes it. And I call that part of me Ferukh

It's because you wave it like a police baton

puts people on the edge.

Apparently it’s the accusatory pointing at the end. Who knew

? "

You are just making me rematch it smartie pants.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Rewatch even

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Took mine off. Got shouted at. Waved my wang like I just didn’t care. Now having a little cry as it all seems so hollow and the wang waving was bravado of the highest order

Was that in public space?

Public videos. You’d be surprised how many people you can “outrage” in a 20sec clip. Part of me likes it. And I call that part of me Ferukh

It's because you wave it like a police baton

puts people on the edge.

Apparently it’s the accusatory pointing at the end. Who knew

You are just making me rematch it smartie pants.

I get ad revenue

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Took mine off. Got shouted at. Waved my wang like I just didn’t care. Now having a little cry as it all seems so hollow and the wang waving was bravado of the highest order

Was that in public space?

Public videos. You’d be surprised how many people you can “outrage” in a 20sec clip. Part of me likes it. And I call that part of me Ferukh

It's because you wave it like a police baton

puts people on the edge.

Apparently it’s the accusatory pointing at the end. Who knew

? "

OK I see it now..

Look into the eye of justice..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Normally would say "You first", but I am very comfortable in my bamboo undies. And have no interest in taking them off

#DontTakeMyPantsOffForJustAnyWoman

There is nothing normal about this post or me. So we are just fine.

#YouJustLikeSayingNoToOpposeMajority it's ok. Someone has to be a bummer.

Absolutely #Not-A-Lemming

Well, getting that right just made my day

cheers.

You are very welcome

Hey. Don't bog off yet. What difference does bamboo make?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Took mine off. Got shouted at. Waved my wang like I just didn’t care. Now having a little cry as it all seems so hollow and the wang waving was bravado of the highest order

Was that in public space?

Public videos. You’d be surprised how many people you can “outrage” in a 20sec clip. Part of me likes it. And I call that part of me Ferukh

It's because you wave it like a police baton

puts people on the edge.

Apparently it’s the accusatory pointing at the end. Who knew

You are just making me rematch it smartie pants.

I get ad revenue

Can you introduce me to the scheme ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your pants. They bother me.

Take them off..

Who else is hot and bothered.

I'd rip that body stocking off you, given the chance.

I'll send you an invoice. Plus moral compensation;)

You say the sexiest things.

It's about saying ordinary things in sexy way.

And you haven't said no yet.

I'm a shameless tease with no substance.

Oh you definitely Have substance young lady. In fantastic form. X"

Aww. You are like a chicken soup for the soul Chunky

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

"Your pants. They bother me.

Take them off..

Who else is hot and bothered.

I'd rip that body stocking off you, given the chance.

I'll send you an invoice. Plus moral compensation;)

You say the sexiest things.

It's about saying ordinary things in sexy way.

And you haven't said no yet.

I'm a shameless tease with no substance.

Oh you definitely Have substance young lady. In fantastic form. X

Aww. You are like a chicken soup for the soul Chunky

Blimey - that almost looks like a compliment.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Took mine off. Got shouted at. Waved my wang like I just didn’t care. Now having a little cry as it all seems so hollow and the wang waving was bravado of the highest order

Was that in public space?

Public videos. You’d be surprised how many people you can “outrage” in a 20sec clip. Part of me likes it. And I call that part of me Ferukh

It's because you wave it like a police baton

puts people on the edge.

Apparently it’s the accusatory pointing at the end. Who knew

You are just making me rematch it smartie pants.

I get ad revenue

Can you introduce me to the scheme ?

It’s called TruncheonTube. I’m not sure you qualify.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your pants. They bother me.

Take them off..

Who else is hot and bothered.

I'd rip that body stocking off you, given the chance.

I'll send you an invoice. Plus moral compensation;)

You say the sexiest things.

It's about saying ordinary things in sexy way.

And you haven't said no yet.

I'm a shameless tease with no substance.

Oh you definitely Have substance young lady. In fantastic form. X

Aww. You are like a chicken soup for the soul Chunky

Blimey - that almost looks like a compliment.

I don't give them easily eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Took mine off. Got shouted at. Waved my wang like I just didn’t care. Now having a little cry as it all seems so hollow and the wang waving was bravado of the highest order

Was that in public space?

Public videos. You’d be surprised how many people you can “outrage” in a 20sec clip. Part of me likes it. And I call that part of me Ferukh

It's because you wave it like a police baton

puts people on the edge.

Apparently it’s the accusatory pointing at the end. Who knew

You are just making me rematch it smartie pants.

I get ad revenue

Can you introduce me to the scheme ?

It’s called TruncheonTube. I’m not sure you qualify. "

I can start up equivalent. I have experience starting lots of things.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Took mine off. Got shouted at. Waved my wang like I just didn’t care. Now having a little cry as it all seems so hollow and the wang waving was bravado of the highest order

Was that in public space?

Public videos. You’d be surprised how many people you can “outrage” in a 20sec clip. Part of me likes it. And I call that part of me Ferukh

It's because you wave it like a police baton

puts people on the edge.

Apparently it’s the accusatory pointing at the end. Who knew

You are just making me rematch it smartie pants.

I get ad revenue

Can you introduce me to the scheme ?

It’s called TruncheonTube. I’m not sure you qualify.

I can start up equivalent. I have experience starting lots of things.

I think “MySpace” is taken….

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

"Your pants. They bother me.

Take them off..

Who else is hot and bothered.

I'd rip that body stocking off you, given the chance.

I'll send you an invoice. Plus moral compensation;)

You say the sexiest things.

It's about saying ordinary things in sexy way.

And you haven't said no yet.

I'm a shameless tease with no substance.

Oh you definitely Have substance young lady. In fantastic form. X

Aww. You are like a chicken soup for the soul Chunky

Blimey - that almost looks like a compliment.

I don't give them easily eh?

That needs framing & putting on the Fab wall.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Ermmmm the removal men men have a shock if I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So they’re off…… now what?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Pants? Was I meant to be wearing them?

Not So Sure.

I was sure.... until I saw this thread!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ermmmm the removal men men have a shock if I do

Double dare you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if I have another pair underneath them?

Don't you love your balls?! Poor overheated semen.

Ah, now there's a detail you're missing here ... (and I do have balls)

I'm too scared to dare to guess.

I'm probably over-sharing, but they don't need cooling any more! (where's that monkey covering it's eyes emoji when you need it?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since I am currently unsupervised and definitely frustrated, I am attempting to distract myself with jobs. Got to leave them on so I can go outside to the shed etc without shocking the elderly neighbours.

Would love to take them off though - if you’d help out OP??!! Lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ermmmm the removal men men have a shock if I do

That would be a temporary passing emotion. Unless you threw it at them..they would just enjoy guessing if you had one on in the first place anyway.. probably.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So they’re off…… now what? "

Laundry bin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So they’re off…… now what?

Laundry bin.

Done that too! Now what?

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

"Off already as I’m about to jump in the shower

Oh.. no wet undies pic then?

Lol no not a pretty sight… especially for the faint hearted

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

"Your pants. They bother me.

Take them off..

Who else is hot and bothered.

If im taking them off will you be replacing them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So they’re off…… now what?

Laundry bin.

Done that too! Now what? "

Use your own imagination.

it's not in the laundry is it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Regardless of the knicker style my ass tends to eat them and I end up with a thong that’s rather uncomfortable!

I’d rather just be free and enjoying the sensation especially if there’s a little breeze x"

I want to see you in a halter dress Marylin style..

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