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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Why cant they sell whole pineapple but with the tops cut off, ive just been seriously attacked by two pineapples

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By *acciWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Hope you reported them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i but the ones that are ready skinned and cored

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"i but the ones that are ready skinned and cored

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I buy them already chopped up as well but they had run out so i had to buy some violent ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They do!! They're in del monte tins!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Why cant they sell whole pineapple but with the tops cut off, ive just been seriously attacked by two pineapples"

How clumsy can you get?

I tend to stick to pineapple rings on ma gammon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three men who were lost in the jungle were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.

The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him."You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied,"I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Why cant they sell whole pineapple but with the tops cut off, ive just been seriously attacked by two pineapples

How clumsy can you get?

I tend to stick to pineapple rings on ma gammon. "

I wasnt being clumsy, they jumped out the sides of the carrier bag and scratched my arms lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Why cant they sell whole pineapple but with the tops cut off, ive just been seriously attacked by two pineapples

How clumsy can you get?

I tend to stick to pineapple rings on ma gammon.

I wasnt being clumsy, they jumped out the sides of the carrier bag and scratched my arms lol"

Strange, but delicious, things them there pineapples. They grow on the ground. If you cut the tops off it would dry out and you need to keep them juicy. Long sleeves next time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not keen on pineapples, so I would normally buy tins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

barbequed pineapple - delicious !

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon


"Not keen on pineapples, so I would normally buy tins.

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Have never ate tins!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Not keen on pineapples, so I would normally buy tins.

Have never ate tins!"

Ridiculous strategy young lady, always buy nine.

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon


"Not keen on pineapples, so I would normally buy tins.

Have never ate tins!

Ridiculous strategy young lady, always buy nine. "

Silly me, had been buying the blister three packs!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Usually buy 2Pac but I'm not quite Shakur

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

we could feed the tops to our slugs!

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