FabSwingers.com forum: Terminology in the fab community

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So, what terminology do you know or have you learnt from fab?

I’ve been told about a unicorn and Literally was like “what the fuck is that” I mean apart from the obvious mythological creature.

And then I found out it’s usually a woman who enters into a couple relationship…

But why is it called unicorn? Im confused? Can someone enlighten me???

What other terms leave you confused?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People being referred to as a meet

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Perthshire

I discovered that cbt absolutely doesn't mean cognitive behavioural therapy on Fab!

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

"I discovered that cbt absolutely doesn't mean cognitive behavioural therapy on Fab! "

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Perthshire

When someone asks if you like watersports they aren't talking about canoeing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A unicorn is a single female within the swinging community. They're referred to as such because they're as rare and mystical as unicorns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, what terminology do you know or have you learnt from fab?

I’ve been told about a unicorn and Literally was like “what the fuck is that” I mean apart from the obvious mythological creature.

And then I found out it’s usually a woman who enters into a couple relationship…

But why is it called unicorn? Im confused? Can someone enlighten me???

What other terms leave you confused?"

I’ve been referred to as a unicorn. Single bi female. A mythical and rare creature

I quite like it.

When I joined Fab it was the term ‘social’ I wasn’t familiar with x

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

They're called unicorns because they're highly desired but rare like mythical creatures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single men, if we want you we'll find you" from couples.

= zero interest in finding single men. All it is is couple-ese for fuck off horny bloke.

I don't mind it. It's just the tease that it might be on when it isn't.

I've learned to ignore profiles that say it because they're full of shit

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"When someone asks if you like watersports they aren't talking about canoeing! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF. I thought it meant fit as fuck and thought it was really odd when people phrased it as a question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I discovered that cbt absolutely doesn't mean cognitive behavioural therapy on Fab!

This one's lost on me

can someone enlighten me please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I discovered that cbt absolutely doesn't mean cognitive behavioural therapy on Fab!

This one's lost on me

can someone enlighten me please?

Cock and ball torture. There you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you straight or fab straight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never knew what lamppost pissing or LAM were. I've had to google a few things from here but those are the two which come to mind

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

CNC is apparently not used in manufacturing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I discovered that cbt absolutely doesn't mean cognitive behavioural therapy on Fab!

This one's lost on me

can someone enlighten me please?

Cock and ball torture. There you go

Ahh never would have guessed that! Thanks

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Sph.... Took me a while to twig the fab term as it's a term I use in my work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"CNC is apparently not used in manufacturing

And RACK isn't the mechanism behind your steering wheel.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"They're called unicorns because they're highly desired but rare like mythical creatures

I suppose it's more flattering than being referred to as hen's teeth. Or rocking horse shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sph.... Took me a while to twig the fab term as it's a term I use in my work

SPH, I just cannot get what it's about. I mean I don't have the world's biggest p but I don't want anybody talking it down. I'd like it to be at minimum adequate.

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By *agpie and RavenMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"A unicorn is a single female within the swinging community. They're referred to as such because they're as rare and mystical as unicorns.

I don't think they're that rare. Not in clubs anyway.

Frank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBC is not a broadcasting organisation

And the whole Queen of Spades

Oh and a hot wife!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learnt what pegging was via the fab forums. Its definitely nothing to do with hanging out your washing though!

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Perthshire

"BBC is not a broadcasting organisation

And the whole Queen of Spades

Oh and a hot wife! "

I remember being introduced to someone on my first visit to a club who called herself a 'hot wife' & thinking to myself she wasn't my idea of hot

& then wondering if it was a bit like the how the hot desks in our office work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember a kind forumite who mentioned the word "munging" which I would advise everyone not to Google

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I remember a kind forumite who mentioned the word "munging" which I would advise everyone not to Google

Ermm.. how traumatised will I be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I remember a kind forumite who mentioned the word "munging" which I would advise everyone not to Google

Blue Waffle also.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I remember a kind forumite who mentioned the word "munging" which I would advise everyone not to Google

Ermm.. how traumatised will I be?

Very! Don’t do it. I’m only just out of therapy and this was a couple years ago!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Don’t go trying to buy a Dutch oven… thanks Mr M

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Nothing, my porn history taught me everything I need to know.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Don’t go trying to buy a Dutch oven… thanks Mr M "

But I've ordered one on ebay

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Don’t go trying to buy a Dutch oven… thanks Mr M

But I've ordered one on ebay

I hope Mr M isn’t fitting it

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Perthshire

My gran always called the cupboard under the stairs the glory hole

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Don’t go trying to buy a Dutch oven… thanks Mr M

But I've ordered one on ebay

I hope Mr M isn’t fitting it

Jesus.. I've just googled it. It doesn't sound pleasant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My gran always called the cupboard under the stairs the glory hole

Blimey

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Space docking.

Just don’t go there.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Don’t go trying to buy a Dutch oven… thanks Mr M

But I've ordered one on ebay

I hope Mr M isn’t fitting it

Jesus.. I've just googled it. It doesn't sound pleasant

Ha ha it’s certainly an acquired taste

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My gran always called the cupboard under the stairs the glory hole

Blimey

Same! A glory hole in my family has always been the cupboard under the stairs

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

'Pulling a train' isnt anything to do with choo-choos.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Don’t go trying to buy a Dutch oven… thanks Mr M

But I've ordered one on ebay

I hope Mr M isn’t fitting it

Jesus.. I've just googled it. It doesn't sound pleasant

Ha ha it’s certainly an acquired taste

"
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I suppose it's a bit like olives.

I hated then when I was younger but love them now

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Don’t go trying to buy a Dutch oven… thanks Mr M

But I've ordered one on ebay

I hope Mr M isn’t fitting it

Jesus.. I've just googled it. It doesn't sound pleasant

Ha ha it’s certainly an acquired taste

I suppose it's a bit like olives.

I hated then when I was younger but love them now

Don’t knock it till you’ve baked it

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Don’t go trying to buy a Dutch oven… thanks Mr M

But I've ordered one on ebay

I hope Mr M isn’t fitting it

Jesus.. I've just googled it. It doesn't sound pleasant

Ha ha it’s certainly an acquired taste

I suppose it's a bit like olives.

I hated then when I was younger but love them now

Don’t knock it till you’ve baked it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I remember a kind forumite who mentioned the word "munging" which I would advise everyone not to Google

Ermm.. how traumatised will I be?

Nothing a bit of eye-bleach won't fix

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"'Pulling a train' isnt anything to do with choo-choos.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"I remember a kind forumite who mentioned the word "munging" which I would advise everyone not to Google

Ermm.. how traumatised will I be?

Nothing a bit of eye-bleach won't fix

I googled... I'm now in the corner rocking

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I remember a kind forumite who mentioned the word "munging" which I would advise everyone not to Google

Ermm.. how traumatised will I be?

Nothing a bit of eye-bleach won't fix

I googled... I'm now in the corner rocking

Not even funny is it

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"I remember a kind forumite who mentioned the word "munging" which I would advise everyone not to Google

Ermm.. how traumatised will I be?

Nothing a bit of eye-bleach won't fix

I googled... I'm now in the corner rocking

Not even funny is it

Nope

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

"I remember a kind forumite who mentioned the word "munging" which I would advise everyone not to Google

Ermm.. how traumatised will I be?

Nothing a bit of eye-bleach won't fix

I googled... I'm now in the corner rocking

Not even funny is it

Nope

That's one way of getting a 'stiffy'.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I remember a kind forumite who mentioned the word "munging" which I would advise everyone not to Google

Ermm.. how traumatised will I be?

Nothing a bit of eye-bleach won't fix

I googled... I'm now in the corner rocking

Not even funny is it

Nope

I'm not looking...I'm not looking but I'm so tempted to!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

"I remember a kind forumite who mentioned the word "munging" which I would advise everyone not to Google

Ermm.. how traumatised will I be?

Nothing a bit of eye-bleach won't fix

I googled... I'm now in the corner rocking

Not even funny is it

Nope

I'm not looking...I'm not looking but I'm so tempted to!

I thought it was funny.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I remember a kind forumite who mentioned the word "munging" which I would advise everyone not to Google

Ermm.. how traumatised will I be?

Nothing a bit of eye-bleach won't fix

I googled... I'm now in the corner rocking

Not even funny is it

Nope

I'm not looking...I'm not looking but I'm so tempted to!

I thought it was funny.

Damn it Chunky...now you're teasing me

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

"I remember a kind forumite who mentioned the word "munging" which I would advise everyone not to Google

Ermm.. how traumatised will I be?

Nothing a bit of eye-bleach won't fix

I googled... I'm now in the corner rocking

Not even funny is it

Nope

I'm not looking...I'm not looking but I'm so tempted to!

I thought it was funny.

Damn it Chunky...now you're teasing me

Me - tease?????? Never.

But remember - I have a sick sense of humour.

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

It's nothing like an Alabama Hot Pocket

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I remember a kind forumite who mentioned the word "munging" which I would advise everyone not to Google

Ermm.. how traumatised will I be?

Nothing a bit of eye-bleach won't fix

I googled... I'm now in the corner rocking

Not even funny is it

Nope

I'm not looking...I'm not looking but I'm so tempted to!

I thought it was funny.

Damn it Chunky...now you're teasing me

Me - tease?????? Never.

But remember - I have a sick sense of humour.

I know you do!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"When someone asks if you like watersports they aren't talking about canoeing! "

I thought it was sex on a Jet ski!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"When someone asks if you like watersports they aren't talking about canoeing!

I thought it was sex on a Jet ski!"

Oh it is....really it is

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"When someone asks if you like watersports they aren't talking about canoeing!

I thought it was sex on a Jet ski!

Oh it is....really it is

Whilst wearing Scuba gear??

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"When someone asks if you like watersports they aren't talking about canoeing!

I thought it was sex on a Jet ski!

Oh it is....really it is

Whilst wearing Scuba gear??"

That's the one

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

MMF and MFM being different things.

Blowbang.

Invaluable learnings!

Mrs TMN

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Felching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sph.... Took me a while to twig the fab term as it's a term I use in my work

Not familiar with this one.

Genuinely had to google it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A unicorn is a single female within the swinging community. They're referred to as such because they're as rare and mystical as unicorns.

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I remember a kind forumite who mentioned the word "munging" which I would advise everyone not to Google

Ermm.. how traumatised will I be?

Nothing a bit of eye-bleach won't fix

I googled... I'm now in the corner rocking

I'm right there with you.

That's going to take more than eye bleach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I remember a kind forumite who mentioned the word "munging" which I would advise everyone not to Google

Ermm.. how traumatised will I be?

Nothing a bit of eye-bleach won't fix

I googled... I'm now in the corner rocking

Not even funny is it

Nope

That's one way of getting a 'stiffy'.

That made me laugh way more than it should have!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ATM is not a cashpoint machine

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