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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I bought some hand sanitizer today called Dr Palm. Yes I may have sniggered more than is seemly for a grown woman.

What daft names make you laugh?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Every time I see a sign for Bangor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minnie the Minx

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Well tbat made me chuckle

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Every time I see a sign for Bangor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockermouth

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Every time I see a sign for Bangor.

Especially if I'm looking at a pic of your arse to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Frappuccino’ - every time I see the name on the board I think ‘that must be a salty brew!’

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Every time I see a sign for Bangor.

Especially if I'm looking at a pic of your arse to.

That's the look I was going for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spotted dick does it for me I always smirk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live near Bell end lol

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Every time I see a sign for Bangor.

Especially if I'm looking at a pic of your arse to.

That's the look I was going for

I'm going to write 'bang_r' on your arse.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I live near Bell end lol"

Imagine if that was actually your address

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By *ulkuriMan
over a year ago

London

The pub named Famous Cock. They wont let me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slight variation but yesterday I was behind a learner driver with the British School of Motoring and the car had BSM in large letters on the back...

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Cock soup. Always a chortle.

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By *isiseCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I had to take a group of 12/13 year old school kids on a trip to Cockermouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a presenter who reads the news and her surname is Bellringer not sure why but I laughed every time

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Footballer - Rod Fanni

He plays for Marseille in French Ligue 1 and has five caps for the France.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

ATM machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a Cock Inn near me

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Every time I explain to a patient our service offers CBT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cockermouth "

My colleague and I once stopped at the sign and had a selfie on a work trip to the lakes! We still laugh about it now, 15 years on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I walk down a lane with my dog called cock shunt lane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you should take a trip out to Fingringhoe

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Excellent

There's a place near here called Knob Hall, gets me every time

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

So pleased to hear that Mrs Palm has finally graduated from Medical School.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Every time I see a sign for Bangor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pub near me called The Dorset Knob,

Plus near to the school I used to go to ?? Years ago was called Tuckers Lane but it obviously was regularly changed to something totally different lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penistone!

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

There was a White House adviser called Randy bumgardner.

And there’s a place in Ireland called ringaskiddy, which conjures up bad images.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"Pub near me called The Dorset Knob,

Plus near to the school I used to go to ?? Years ago was called Tuckers Lane but it obviously was regularly changed to something totally different lol"

Canal street in Manchester also often has the street sign amended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every time I see a sign for Bangor.

I always want to complete a To let sign

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every time I see a sign for Bangor.

I always want to complete a To let sign

Always !!

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

There is a small town in Donegal called Muff.

And yes, they have a diving club. Handful of members but they sell tons of t shirts.

There’s a chip shop there called “The fishy”. So the sign on the front of the shop says “the fishy muff”.

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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago

In The Gym

I knew someone who had the name Chris Moss when I was a kid.

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

I pass a car on my way to work every day with the reg plate VAJ, and every day I giggle like an immature lady! I’m not ready to grow up, what can I say haha

Miss PC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every time I see a sign for Bangor.

I always want to complete a To let sign

Always !!

It's why I never carry a pen!! Far too tempting, otherwise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a tow truck company in Dublin called camel tow. Saw it when driving along one day and could barely contain myself.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Aveda's hand cream is called hand relief. I buy it just for the snigger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to be someone on local telly called Christopher peacock or Chris peacock

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Oh, just remembered an American all female band called "Fanny". Bowie was a big fan apparently....

June Millington (band member), always said she hated giving rock journalist interviews as the questioner often would have a little chuckle and a smile on their face!

She said she couldn't see what's funny? That Europeans thought it was hilarious as it means a totally different thing in America.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Right I'm getting back to listening to "Fanny!"

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

There's places called upper dicker and lower dicker near me.... still makes me chuckle at 47

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Our hand sanitiser is called Jizzer

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

Pub close by called The Cock Inn

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

Slightly off topic, but great effort from Clare balding at the weekend, telling one of the swimming relay team, an 18 year old lad, “your third leg was phenomenal”.

How the poor lad carried on, I don’t know.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

"Slightly off topic, but great effort from Clare balding at the weekend, telling one of the swimming relay team, an 18 year old lad, “your third leg was phenomenal”.

How the poor lad carried on, I don’t know. "

He had a free rudder? Or like they have on the downside of surfboards!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"There is a small town in Donegal called Muff.

And yes, they have a diving club. Handful of members but they sell tons of t shirts.

There’s a chip shop there called “The fishy”. So the sign on the front of the shop says “the fishy muff”.

Love this

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I bought some hand sanitizer today called Dr Palm. Yes I may have sniggered more than is seemly for a grown woman.

What daft names make you laugh?

Mr whippy

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Aveda's hand cream is called hand relief. I buy it just for the snigger."

You pay for hand relief.? Tsk...

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Aveda's hand cream is called hand relief. I buy it just for the snigger.

You pay for hand relief.? Tsk... "

Frequently!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Free erection of sheds

Enjoy watersports

BJ's on the beach,..shop at camber sands

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Our hand sanitiser is called Jizzer

Hahaha,if it isn't it should be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"There’s a tow truck company in Dublin called camel tow. Saw it when driving along one day and could barely contain myself. "

Fabulous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A placw called Fulking, in West Sussex !

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Bums biscuits

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Gaytime ice-cream

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By *inxybWoman
over a year ago

Durham

There’s a local carpet business called ‘Get laid professionally’ and they had ‘or just get gripped and felt’ sign written on their van…always made me smile when I saw it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a village down west Wales i used to drive through quite often called THREE COCKS that always got me

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Pratts Bottom in Kent used to make me and my bro snigger as kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember reading about a pub that made their own cider, the pub; the Fawcett Inn.

(no idea if's a true story, but funny either way!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Upper Dicker and Lower Dicker not too far from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Penistone! "

I live there...I drink in the Spread Eagle at Penistone

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Bums biscuits

I really do hope these are a real thing

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

The old classic, in the village of Hurbum near Tillet in Herts, lives Lucy Lykes who owns the Cockwell Inn.

Her address is

Linda lykes

The cockwell inn

Hurbum

Tillet

Herts

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"The old classic, in the village of Hurbum near Tillet in Herts, lives Lucy Lykes who owns the Cockwell Inn.

Her address is

Linda lykes

The cockwell inn

Hurbum

Tillet

Herts"

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Penistone!

I live there...I drink in the Spread Eagle at Penistone "

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"There is a small town in Donegal called Muff.

And yes, they have a diving club. Handful of members but they sell tons of t shirts.

There’s a chip shop there called “The fishy”. So the sign on the front of the shop says “the fishy muff”.

Love this

I realise how far fetched it sounds, but you can Google if in doubt.

The local petrol station used to give out free key rings that said “total muff”.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"There is a small town in Donegal called Muff.

And yes, they have a diving club. Handful of members but they sell tons of t shirts.

There’s a chip shop there called “The fishy”. So the sign on the front of the shop says “the fishy muff”.

Love this

I realise how far fetched it sounds, but you can Google if in doubt.

The local petrol station used to give out free key rings that said “total muff”. "

Oh...that is hilarious

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"There is a small town in Donegal called Muff.

And yes, they have a diving club. Handful of members but they sell tons of t shirts.

There’s a chip shop there called “The fishy”. So the sign on the front of the shop says “the fishy muff”.

Love this

I realise how far fetched it sounds, but you can Google if in doubt.

The local petrol station used to give out free key rings that said “total muff”. "

Oh my word...I'm still chucking

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Penistone!

I live there...I drink in the Spread Eagle at Penistone "

The first time I saw the sign for Penistone my tiny mind was boggled.

Then I found it really funny that everyone pretends it doesn't have the word Penis in there

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

There used to be a 100m sprinter (I forget which country he represented) called Zizi Roberts.

Unremarkable, you say? Ah yes, but if you were French it would say "willy" "tits".

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By *scarpatMan
over a year ago

sexy town

There a place in Cornwall called cocks!

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By *ootballFlowerCouple
over a year ago

Ollerton

We always laugh when we travel by or through Newark as we always read it as its anagram alter ego...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Penistone!

I live there...I drink in the Spread Eagle at Penistone "
Reminds me of the old schoolboy saying, " Who put the cunt in Scunthorpe" ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There a place in Cornwall called cocks! "
Yes, near Perranporth

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

There used to be a car wash near me called Mr Hand Job. They changed their name after some killjoy complained!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There a carwash near hear that advertise "the cheapest hand job in Manchester.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"There used to be a car wash near me called Mr Hand Job. They changed their name after some killjoy complained!"

Used to be one in Otterspool in Liverpool called Otters Handwash.

I always imagined it would be like a Disney film with loads of otters beavering away with the shammie

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