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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In the other news.. Have you wanked? Are you going to?

Have you got the urge to share the latest news on what's happening down under? Have your hands merged to your genitals? Or you mastered hands free masturbation. Anything news worthy in this silly season will do. Share your frivolities.

Ps. On that note silly season in many countries is called Cucumber Season.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, I’m saving myself for someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always wanking here. Infact currently trying to wank and type lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope, I’m saving myself for someone

What's the saving goal

Investment tips coming up after the sports news.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I probably will have a nice wank today! My partner did a two pumps and done job yesterday

so I've got an itch that needs scratching.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Always wanking here. Infact currently trying to wank and type lol xx"

Yeah I wondered why some of my friend type so slow..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I probably will have a nice wank today! My partner did a two pumps and done job yesterday

so I've got an itch that needs scratching.

Don't try and be too good. Finish that pussy off. Like a favourite dessert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I definitely could be tempted this morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, I have wanked many times in my lifetime. I'm not planning on wanking in the near future.

The last time my hands touched my genitals was when I had a wee a couple of hours ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I say in my dressing gown this ami may of edged myself a little closer … but I have eased off now… but will continue throughout the day to tease ….

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

We had fun over the weekend so I am good for a day or two...

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By *LawMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I've got the house to myself for the day so it will be happening one or 3 times today

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Can you recommend any secluded local woodlands where such activity can be performed OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I borrow a copy of "wanking for dummies "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just getting warmed up, having a nice edging session before I go for the big finish.

LOVE phone sex by the way if anyones free

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you recommend any secluded local woodlands where such activity can be performed OP?

Are you free today?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could I borrow a copy of "wanking for dummies "

There isn't a version for soaked up in words intellectuals. Unless they make up their own to feel above the ordinary wankers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to know how we’re doing on the crepes challenge! You threw down the gauntlet and I’ve sent you mine. Now give us watcha got, woman!!

As for wanking…….I think I’ve even forgotten what it is.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got the house to myself for the day so it will be happening one or 3 times today

Shall i put a bet on a number ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want to know how we’re doing on the crepes challenge! You threw down the gauntlet and I’ve sent you mine. Now give us watcha got, woman!!

As for wanking…….I think I’ve even forgotten what it is.

I'm lazy cow these days avoiding inbox. One day one day.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Can you recommend any secluded local woodlands where such activity can be performed OP?

St Albans???!!! What the …….? Have you moved? Do I need to get excited?!

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By *c4funMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Been edging myself for last hour of so

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Can you recommend any secluded local woodlands where such activity can be performed OP?

Are you free today?

I plan on making hay whilst the sun shines

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes, I have wanked many times in my lifetime. I'm not planning on wanking in the near future.

The last time my hands touched my genitals was when I had a wee a couple of hours ago."

That's sad news.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you recommend any secluded local woodlands where such activity can be performed OP?

Are you free today?

I plan on making hay whilst the sun shines

Haha. Well there is a few I can think of. Welcome to this neck of the woods.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I have done and will do again I'm sure. Not currently though, they rather frown on that in my work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No and not done so for month's

Not in the slightest bit interested

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Can you recommend any secluded local woodlands where such activity can be performed OP?

St Albans???!!! What the …….? Have you moved? Do I need to get excited?!

I’m touring Nora, I may only have time for a wank in a local woodland before moving on

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Can you recommend any secluded local woodlands where such activity can be performed OP?

St Albans???!!! What the …….? Have you moved? Do I need to get excited?!

I’m touring Nora, I may only have time for a wank in a local woodland before moving on

Which woodland? Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's possible that yesterday I celebrated Palm Sunday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you recommend any secluded local woodlands where such activity can be performed OP?

St Albans???!!! What the …….? Have you moved? Do I need to get excited?!

I’m touring Nora, I may only have time for a wank in a local woodland before moving on

Which woodland? Asking for a friend

He is closer to me. Hahaha. If its today I was first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope, I’m saving myself for someone

What's the saving goal

Investment tips coming up after the sports news. "

A large deposit

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

News from the the north.

The wank bank has seen a major downturn in recent days, analysis would seem to indicate a lack of investment, it is hoped that this downward trend is a temporary situation

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's possible that yesterday I celebrated Palm Sunday

Did it include whipping yourself with some palm leaves ?

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By *ockey64Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

I’m wanking now with some lovely knickers

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Can you recommend any secluded local woodlands where such activity can be performed OP?

St Albans???!!! What the …….? Have you moved? Do I need to get excited?!

I’m touring Nora, I may only have time for a wank in a local woodland before moving on

Which woodland? Asking for a friend

He is closer to me. Hahaha. If its today I was first.

Haha my location is wrong on here he might not be

. Can we share?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you recommend any secluded local woodlands where such activity can be performed OP?

St Albans???!!! What the …….? Have you moved? Do I need to get excited?!

I’m touring Nora, I may only have time for a wank in a local woodland before moving on

Which woodland? Asking for a friend

He is closer to me. Hahaha. If its today I was first.

Haha my location is wrong on here he might not be

. Can we share?

Now you are talking. Ashridge is nice..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m wanking now with some lovely knickers "

Don't flush them down the toilet. I learnt some today some do so!

Keep your trophy

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Can you recommend any secluded local woodlands where such activity can be performed OP?

St Albans???!!! What the …….? Have you moved? Do I need to get excited?!

I’m touring Nora, I may only have time for a wank in a local woodland before moving on

Which woodland? Asking for a friend

He is closer to me. Hahaha. If its today I was first.

Haha my location is wrong on here he might not be

. Can we share?

Now you are talking. Ashridge is nice..

It is! Give me half hour

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Can you recommend any secluded local woodlands where such activity can be performed OP?

St Albans???!!! What the …….? Have you moved? Do I need to get excited?!

I’m touring Nora, I may only have time for a wank in a local woodland before moving on

Which woodland? Asking for a friend

He is closer to me. Hahaha. If its today I was first.

Haha my location is wrong on here he might not be

. Can we share?

Now you are talking. Ashridge is nice..

Ooh sharing is caring - i shall see you both in Ashridge later

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you recommend any secluded local woodlands where such activity can be performed OP?

St Albans???!!! What the …….? Have you moved? Do I need to get excited?!

I’m touring Nora, I may only have time for a wank in a local woodland before moving on

Which woodland? Asking for a friend

He is closer to me. Hahaha. If its today I was first.

Haha my location is wrong on here he might not be

. Can we share?

Now you are talking. Ashridge is nice..

It is! Give me half hour

Half an hour ?! Is it just 3 of us wanking together in the woodland..

then ?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Can you recommend any secluded local woodlands where such activity can be performed OP?

St Albans???!!! What the …….? Have you moved? Do I need to get excited?!

I’m touring Nora, I may only have time for a wank in a local woodland before moving on

Which woodland? Asking for a friend

He is closer to me. Hahaha. If its today I was first.

Haha my location is wrong on here he might not be

. Can we share?

Now you are talking. Ashridge is nice..

It is! Give me half hour

Half an hour ?! Is it just 3 of us wanking together in the woodland..

then ? "

I meant to get there

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk

I am now OP

Any idea what I can use for mental/visual stimulation? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am now OP

Any idea what I can use for mental/visual stimulation? X"

Hmm dunno. Maybe just look around..

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By *c4funMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Anyone else crazy jealous they don’t live near ashridge lol

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk

"I am now OP

Any idea what I can use for mental/visual stimulation? X

Hmm dunno. Maybe just look around..

I love your profile pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else crazy jealous they don’t live near ashridge lol "

This

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reports of a twitching, throbbing errection have been confirmed.

A witness reported that precum was spotted. We can only speculate that masturbation will commence any time now.

We will update you on a messy, noisy orgasm as soon as we have it.

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By *lueeyedboy1818Man
over a year ago

Northampton

So hiding in my office had a bet £100 bet with a friend that I couldn't last 2 weeks without releif on day 13 blue balls and I really should have stayed away from fab today

Wen this is done I need to celebrate in style any ideas guys

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By *lueeyedboy1818Man
over a year ago

Northampton

So hiding in my office had a bet £100 bet with a friend that I couldn't last 2 weeks without releif on day 13 blue balls and I really should have stayed away from fab today

Wen this is done I need to celebrate in style any ideas guys

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Shit, almost went off for a wank without announcing it via a status update.

That would be like going for a walk without wearing my fitbit - what's the point?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the other news.. Have you wanked? Are you going to?

Ps. On that note silly season in many countries is called Cucumber Season.

Thread thief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank.. . Wank did I hear somebody say wank?

Who in the right mind would do that filthy thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit, almost went off for a wank without announcing it via a status update.

That would be like going for a walk without wearing my fitbit - what's the point?"

Shout it from the rooftops

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In the other news.. Have you wanked? Are you going to?

Ps. On that note silly season in many countries is called Cucumber Season.

Thread thief

I upcycled it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shit, almost went off for a wank without announcing it via a status update.

That would be like going for a walk without wearing my fitbit - what's the point?"

I. Adore. You.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wank.. . Wank did I hear somebody say wank?

Who in the right mind would do that filthy thing

Wankers to the left.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No

It makes two of us. Don't even know why. I'm hoping to be gently persuaded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No

It makes two of us. Don't even know why. I'm hoping to be gently persuaded

Persuaded to?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No

It makes two of us. Don't even know why. I'm hoping to be gently persuaded

Persuaded to? "

I don't know. Tell me it's like my 5- a day, that might work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"News from the the north.

The wank bank has seen a major downturn in recent days, analysis would seem to indicate a lack of investment, it is hoped that this downward trend is a temporary situation"

I'd like to make an investment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No

It makes two of us. Don't even know why. I'm hoping to be gently persuaded

Persuaded to?

I don't know. Tell me it's like my 5- a day, that might work.

It’s vitally important…. Research shows that masturbation can prevent types of cancer (so ladbible says anyway)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nicked my foreskin on Saturday night. I was a touch too enthusiastic.

So only a slow wank today

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

No. And don't think I will either.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No. And don't think I will either. "

What made you lose your wanking appetite?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I nicked my foreskin on Saturday night. I was a touch too enthusiastic.

So only a slow wank today"

Ouch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No

It makes two of us. Don't even know why. I'm hoping to be gently persuaded

Persuaded to?

I don't know. Tell me it's like my 5- a day, that might work.

It’s vitally important…. Research shows that masturbation can prevent types of cancer (so ladbible says anyway)"

Ah. The scaring method. Bad pick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No

It makes two of us. Don't even know why. I'm hoping to be gently persuaded

Persuaded to?

I don't know. Tell me it's like my 5- a day, that might work.

It’s vitally important…. Research shows that masturbation can prevent types of cancer (so ladbible says anyway)

Ah. The scaring method. Bad pick.

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yeah bad choice …. It was just something I read on Insta and was fresh in my head

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"News from the the north.

The wank bank has seen a major downturn in recent days, analysis would seem to indicate a lack of investment, it is hoped that this downward trend is a temporary situation

I'd like to make an investment

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Can you recommend any secluded local woodlands where such activity can be performed OP?

St Albans???!!! What the …….? Have you moved? Do I need to get excited?!

I’m touring Nora, I may only have time for a wank in a local woodland before moving on

Which woodland? Asking for a friend

He is closer to me. Hahaha. If its today I was first.

Haha my location is wrong on here he might not be

. Can we share?

Now you are talking. Ashridge is nice..

It is! Give me half hour

Half an hour ?! Is it just 3 of us wanking together in the woodland..

then ? "

A trio of Woodland Wankers - what a lovey thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"News from the the north.

The wank bank has seen a major downturn in recent days, analysis would seem to indicate a lack of investment, it is hoped that this downward trend is a temporary situation

I'd like to make an investment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you recommend any secluded local woodlands where such activity can be performed OP?

St Albans???!!! What the …….? Have you moved? Do I need to get excited?!

I’m touring Nora, I may only have time for a wank in a local woodland before moving on

Which woodland? Asking for a friend

He is closer to me. Hahaha. If its today I was first.

Haha my location is wrong on here he might not be

. Can we share?

Now you are talking. Ashridge is nice..

It is! Give me half hour

Half an hour ?! Is it just 3 of us wanking together in the woodland..

then ?

A trio of Woodland Wankers - what a lovey thought

Don't add too many details.. my wanking spirit might have been awoken.

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Can you recommend any secluded local woodlands where such activity can be performed OP?

St Albans???!!! What the …….? Have you moved? Do I need to get excited?!

I’m touring Nora, I may only have time for a wank in a local woodland before moving on

Which woodland? Asking for a friend

He is closer to me. Hahaha. If its today I was first.

Haha my location is wrong on here he might not be

. Can we share?

Now you are talking. Ashridge is nice..

It is! Give me half hour

Half an hour ?! Is it just 3 of us wanking together in the woodland..

then ?

A trio of Woodland Wankers - what a lovey thought

Don't add too many details.. my wanking spirit might have been awoken.

Aww and there was me just about to look out the baby oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else crazy jealous they don’t live near ashridge lol "

It's not far from me

But I've got therapy today.

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