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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I stove past a backstreet pub yesterday. It has topless barmaids apparently. Who said the 70s were dead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh location pal or didn’t happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Backstreet’s back alright!!

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

I saw an advert for female naked cleaners. £25 an hour. I wouldn't take my shoes off for £25 an hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I stove past a backstreet pub yesterday. It has topless mermaids apparently. Who said the 70s were dead?"

Sounds fishy.

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"I stove past a backstreet pub yesterday. It has topless mermaids apparently. Who said the 70s were dead?

Sounds fishy."

it’s near a river

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I stove past a backstreet pub yesterday. It has topless mermaids apparently. Who said the 70s were dead?

Sounds fishy.

it’s near a river"

Did you see any snappers ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I stove past a backstreet pub yesterday. It has topless mermaids apparently. Who said the 70s were dead?

Sounds fishy.

it’s near a river

Did you see any snappers ?

Any fin is possible in those places.

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By *ondon MikeMan
over a year ago

St Albans

"I stove past a backstreet pub yesterday. It has topless mermaids apparently. Who said the 70s were dead?

Sounds fishy.

it’s near a river

Did you see any snappers ?

Any fin is possible in those plaices."

Fixed

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

If I had a good body I'd work in a topless bar.

Bit of a bugger when it rains though.

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I wonder if one of the ladies will have Mild and Bitter tattooed on each boob?

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

The bar where I am a barmaid run a charity event every year to raise money for the local hospice. Myself and another barmaid jokingly said we would serve all day at the event if £200 was pledged for the charity. One of the regulars started a collection to get us to do it and in the end £560 was collected so we did it

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"The bar where I am a barmaid run a charity event every year to raise money for the local hospice. Myself and another barmaid jokingly said we would serve all day at the event if £200 was pledged for the charity. One of the regulars started a collection to get us to do it and in the end £560 was collected so we did it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw an advert for female naked cleaners. £25 an hour. I wouldn't take my shoes off for £25 an hour

I wonder if there is a market for naked male cleaners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw an advert for female naked cleaners. £25 an hour. I wouldn't take my shoes off for £25 an hour

I wonder if there is a market for naked male cleaners "

If there is let me know

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"I saw an advert for female naked cleaners. £25 an hour. I wouldn't take my shoes off for £25 an hour

I wonder if there is a market for naked male cleaners "

I would imagine so. There are lots of ladies with disposable income around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw an advert for female naked cleaners. £25 an hour. I wouldn't take my shoes off for £25 an hour

I wonder if there is a market for naked male cleaners

If there is let me know

So you can be 1 or hire 1?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw an advert for female naked cleaners. £25 an hour. I wouldn't take my shoes off for £25 an hour

I wonder if there is a market for naked male cleaners

I would imagine so. There are lots of ladies with disposable income around

I need to find these ladies…. I love cleaning and I love being naked

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"I saw an advert for female naked cleaners. £25 an hour. I wouldn't take my shoes off for £25 an hour

I wonder if there is a market for naked male cleaners

I would imagine so. There are lots of ladies with disposable income around

I need to find these ladies…. I love cleaning and I love being naked

I imagine Google would throw up some companies if you checked.

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

I used to visit a pub in The West Midlands in the 1990s that had topless bar maids, always asked for Guniness as it would take longer to pour lol

The ladies had nice perky tits. Cant remember the name of the pub but it was in Smethwick/Oldbury area.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I saw an advert for female naked cleaners. £25 an hour. I wouldn't take my shoes off for £25 an hour

I wouldn't clean for £25 an hour

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"I saw an advert for female naked cleaners. £25 an hour. I wouldn't take my shoes off for £25 an hour

I wouldn't clean for £25 an hour

Me neither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw an advert for female naked cleaners. £25 an hour. I wouldn't take my shoes off for £25 an hour

I wouldn't clean for £25 an hour

Me neither

How come?

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"I saw an advert for female naked cleaners. £25 an hour. I wouldn't take my shoes off for £25 an hour

I wouldn't clean for £25 an hour

Me neither

How come? "

I loathe cleaning, I would rather be in the garden than moving dust around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw an advert for female naked cleaners. £25 an hour. I wouldn't take my shoes off for £25 an hour

I wouldn't clean for £25 an hour

Me neither

How come?

I loathe cleaning, I would rather be in the garden than moving dust around."

Sounds like you need a cleaner… I may know of 1 who if you want could be naked too :p

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"I stove past a backstreet pub yesterday. It has topless barmaids apparently. Who said the 70s were dead?"

You stove past a pub?

What kind of stove was this?

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"I saw an advert for female naked cleaners. £25 an hour. I wouldn't take my shoes off for £25 an hour

I wouldn't clean for £25 an hour

Me neither

How come?

I loathe cleaning, I would rather be in the garden than moving dust around.

Sounds like you need a cleaner… I may know of 1 who if you want could be naked too :p"

You live 140 miles away you dope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many years ago now there was a topless barber shop here which ended up closing down as they couldn't get enough custom through the doors and it went bust!!

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"I stove past a backstreet pub yesterday. It has topless barmaids apparently. Who said the 70s were dead?

You stove past a pub?

What kind of stove was this? "

You know the solution to auto correct errors?

Guaranteed no changing a word the second you post??

Thank god for this. Please share.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Many years ago now there was a topless barber shop here which ended up closing down as they couldn't get enough custom through the doors and it went bust!! "

Ba dum tush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw an advert for female naked cleaners. £25 an hour. I wouldn't take my shoes off for £25 an hour

I wouldn't clean for £25 an hour

Me neither

How come?

I loathe cleaning, I would rather be in the garden than moving dust around.

Sounds like you need a cleaner… I may know of 1 who if you want could be naked too :p

You live 140 miles away you dope

Only when I am working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many years ago now there was a topless barber shop here which ended up closing down as they couldn't get enough custom through the doors and it went bust!!

Ba dum tush

Is true though..... it did

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Many years ago now there was a topless barber shop here which ended up closing down as they couldn't get enough custom through the doors and it went bust!!

Ba dum tush

Is true though..... it did "

I thought it was a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many years ago now there was a topless barber shop here which ended up closing down as they couldn't get enough custom through the doors and it went bust!!

Ba dum tush

Is true though..... it did

I thought it was a joke

Ha ha ha , nope

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