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How many Jaffa Cakes do you think Tuberose can shove up her vaj?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You've got time to consider your answer. She's got to go shopping.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

86

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

4. They're a very drying kind of cake/biscuit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many are in one of those metre long tubes you can buy at Christmas?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Reckon she can get two packs of 10 up there, so 20.

I'm now imagining the best Jaffa cake dispenser ever.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"4. They're a very drying kind of cake/biscuit."

Some people know their onions. You know your Jaffa Cakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many are in one of those metre long tubes you can buy at Christmas? "

Disappointingly only 3 packets worth, total rip off.

Anyway, I'll put the kettle on and dibs to eat them all afterwards with a stonking wet brew.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"86"

Let's hope Jaffa Cakes are on offer.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"How many are in one of those metre long tubes you can buy at Christmas?

Disappointingly only 3 packets worth, total rip off.

Anyway, I'll put the kettle on and dibs to eat them all afterwards with a stonking wet brew."

Well, our lovely Rose won't be wet after all that dry cakery absorbing all her.....ummmm.....juices

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How many are in one of those metre long tubes you can buy at Christmas? "

It's a good question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many are in one of those metre long tubes you can buy at Christmas?

Disappointingly only 3 packets worth, total rip off.

"

Two tubes then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How many are in one of those metre long tubes you can buy at Christmas?

Disappointingly only 3 packets worth, total rip off.

Anyway, I'll put the kettle on and dibs to eat them all afterwards with a stonking wet brew."

Three packets, that is disappointing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didnt look for few min.. fuck sake.. .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Reckon she can get two packs of 10 up there, so 20.

I'm now imagining the best Jaffa cake dispenser ever. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"86"

Sista. What a faith.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I didnt look for few min.. fuck sake.. . "

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Which flavour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4. They're a very drying kind of cake/biscuit."

Clever girl. That's all I have left. Shop closes at 1am..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Which flavour?"

Cherry

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

That’s a tricky question Jim. Everyone knows that the standard unit of measurement for Jaffa cakes is by the dozen, let’s go with a gross.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many are in one of those metre long tubes you can buy at Christmas? "

What do you reckon I have there ?? Eurotunel vagina?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reckon she can get two packs of 10 up there, so 20.

I'm now imagining the best Jaffa cake dispenser ever. "

Awww.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"9"

I'm taking this answer seriously as it's from Sidney Polytechnic.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"86

Sista. What a faith. "

I believe in you

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge

42 .... Is there a prize for the correct guess?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

depends on how inserted, vertically or horizontally

4 vertically

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not shour I did have a awesome answer but thought I better keep that one to my self ha ha

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By *ic_khan2341Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"You've got time to consider your answer. She's got to go shopping."

17. Sideways

Vic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How many are in one of those metre long tubes you can buy at Christmas?

Disappointingly only 3 packets worth, total rip off.

Two tubes then "

Two tubes for one Tube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many are in one of those metre long tubes you can buy at Christmas?

Disappointingly only 3 packets worth, total rip off.

Anyway, I'll put the kettle on and dibs to eat them all afterwards with a stonking wet brew.

Well, our lovely Rose won't be wet after all that dry cakery absorbing all her.....ummmm.....juices "

I wonder if cake sponge acts like a sponge.. in there.. I guess you could squeeze it out again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm looking for tips for best technique. Please don't say to crumble them. I need to dunk.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"4. They're a very drying kind of cake/biscuit.

Clever girl. That's all I have left. Shop closes at 1am.. "

See..... I know these things

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That’s a tricky question Jim. Everyone knows that the standard unit of measurement for Jaffa cakes is by the dozen, let’s go with a gross. "

Gross, I'm both shocked and appalled that you'd Jaffa Cake shame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0

She's not kinky enough to try something like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1"

I think she can get one up there too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm looking for tips for best technique. Please don't say to crumble them. I need to dunk. "

Ahem, I've called dibs for dunking them in tea afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 whole pack? (Wrapped)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1 whole pack? (Wrapped)"

Ouch. Come on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1

I think she can get one up there too."

Homemade and giant type.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm looking for tips for best technique. Please don't say to crumble them. I need to dunk.

Ahem, I've called dibs for dunking them in tea afterwards "

Madness. I doubt many will survive vagmageddon.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"That’s a tricky question Jim. Everyone knows that the standard unit of measurement for Jaffa cakes is by the dozen, let’s go with a gross.

Gross, I'm both shocked and appalled that you'd Jaffa Cake shame."

Oh Jim, you should know me well enough to know they I would never cake shame. Let me rephrase that : 144.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Which flavour?

Cherry "

Not many then, as you'd eat them before you got to the stuffing them in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That’s a tricky question Jim. Everyone knows that the standard unit of measurement for Jaffa cakes is by the dozen, let’s go with a gross.

Gross, I'm both shocked and appalled that you'd Jaffa Cake shame.

Oh Jim, you should know me well enough to know they I would never cake shame. Let me rephrase that : 144.

"

It's like a black hole. You are right. It even has an echo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Which flavour?

Cherry

Not many then, as you'd eat them before you got to the stuffing them in.

"

Fucking right. I'm down to four.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I'm looking for tips for best technique. Please don't say to crumble them. I need to dunk. "

Suck them, fold in half, insert.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Which flavour?

Cherry

Not many then, as you'd eat them before you got to the stuffing them in.

Fucking right. I'm down to four. "

Let's face it, who in their right mind would waste a Jaffa cake like that. Unless you pull them back out and eat them afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"9

I'm taking this answer seriously as it's from Sidney Polytechnic."

It's serious business.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do hope there will be an update on this tomorrow

I need answers

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'm looking for tips for best technique. Please don't say to crumble them. I need to dunk. "

Sideways* insertion because the vagina expands better widthways than lengthways

*I mean with the narrow edge up rather than the flat "face" of the confectionery

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"9

I'm taking this answer seriously as it's from Sidney Polytechnic.

It's serious business."

Jim made it everyone's business. Thanks for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm looking for tips for best technique. Please don't say to crumble them. I need to dunk.

Sideways* insertion because the vagina expands better widthways than lengthways

*I mean with the narrow edge up rather than the flat "face" of the confectionery "

Yes! I went for the stretch effect instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Which flavour?

Cherry

Not many then, as you'd eat them before you got to the stuffing them in.

Fucking right. I'm down to four.

Let's face it, who in their right mind would waste a Jaffa cake like that. Unless you pull them back out and eat them afterwards."

I'm not a wasteful girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A packet of 10. Blitz in food processor and add some marmalade to bind. Mould into 'suitable' shape, cover in melted chocolate, then chill to firmness but not too cold.

Has the added attraction that if you change your mind, you could tell Jim to stick it up his arse.

Take that, Delia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A packet of 10. Blitz in food processor and add some marmalade to bind. Mould into 'suitable' shape, cover in melted chocolate, then chill to firmness but not too cold.

Has the added attraction that if you change your mind, you could tell Jim to stick it up his arse.

Take that, Delia. "

I screenshotted that..

You never know. We might publish online fab recipe book.

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Perhaps a thought to help . Buy or if you have biggest width / length dildo . Use first to stretch . Then insert jaffa cakes . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps a thought to help . Buy or if you have biggest width / length dildo . Use first to stretch . Then insert jaffa cakes . . "

Sounds like a medical experiment. I'll stick with mess.;-)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Don't forget to lick 'em first for optimal lubrication, Rose

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading


"Perhaps a thought to help . Buy or if you have biggest width / length dildo . Use first to stretch . Then insert jaffa cakes . .

Sounds like a medical experiment. I'll stick with mess.;-)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't forget to lick 'em first for optimal lubrication, Rose "

I tried. I bloody tried. I was excited and naturally drooling as jaffa cakes are favourite. The more I looked the more it seemed like I shat myself.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Don't forget to lick 'em first for optimal lubrication, Rose

I tried. I bloody tried. I was excited and naturally drooling as jaffa cakes are favourite. The more I looked the more it seemed like I shat myself. "

Oh dear. Suggest a quick shower, otherwise it's going to be a VERY interesting convo with your doc about why you need industrial strength Canesten capsules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't forget to lick 'em first for optimal lubrication, Rose

I tried. I bloody tried. I was excited and naturally drooling as jaffa cakes are favourite. The more I looked the more it seemed like I shat myself.

Oh dear. Suggest a quick shower, otherwise it's going to be a VERY interesting convo with your doc about why you need industrial strength Canesten capsules "

I think I'm sorted.

Worth the knowledge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is one funny thread. How in earth did this even start?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is one funny thread. How in earth did this even start? "

You'd need to read nocturnal thread. Unless EJ can give you compact rundown. I'm opposite of compact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is one funny thread. How in earth did this even start?

You'd need to read nocturnal thread. Unless EJ can give you compact rundown. I'm opposite of compact. "

I get it now. How these little things progress from the mention of little cakes that only the minds of fab could concoct.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Rose, did you enjoy Jim popping your cherry [Jaffa]?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You've got time to consider your answer. She's got to go shopping.

17. Sideways

Vic"

Heaven 17.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is one funny thread. How in earth did this even start?

You'd need to read nocturnal thread. Unless EJ can give you compact rundown. I'm opposite of compact.

I get it now. How these little things progress from the mention of little cakes that only the minds of fab could concoct.

"

Only on fab.

Make Fab great again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rose, did you enjoy Jim popping your cherry [Jaffa]? "

Brilliant.

Treat jaffa cakes with respect.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1 whole pack? (Wrapped)"

Safe Jaffa Cake insertion.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

I'm worried about the crumbs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1 whole pack? (Wrapped)

Safe Jaffa Cake insertion."

You try and insert cuboid in one of your orifices.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

All of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All of them "

Fuck consumerism I say..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1 whole pack? (Wrapped)

Safe Jaffa Cake insertion.

You try and insert cuboid in one of your orifices. "

Don't put the box in your box.

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By *aylonMan
over a year ago

Earlsfield


"4. They're a very drying kind of cake/biscuit."

Definitely biscuit sized cakes, I'd say 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure but I think if it was Hobnobs it wouldn't be many

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That’s a tricky question Jim. Everyone knows that the standard unit of measurement for Jaffa cakes is by the dozen, let’s go with a gross.

Gross, I'm both shocked and appalled that you'd Jaffa Cake shame.

Oh Jim, you should know me well enough to know they I would never cake shame. Let me rephrase that : 144.

"

My apologies.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

All I'm saying is it's gonna get messy

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

There must be a mathematical formula for this......

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

As the founding member of the Jaffa cake appreciation society I would like to point out that this is not the intended use for said jaffa cakes and contravenes all rules of our society! A formal complaint will follow in the post.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As the founding member of the Jaffa cake appreciation society I would like to point out that this is not the intended use for said jaffa cakes and contravenes all rules of our society! A formal complaint will follow in the post. "

Post it in Rose's vaj.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only you can get away making a thread about me.. enough now. Until my bday !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only you can get away making a thread about me.. enough now. Until my bday ! "

Have you been shopping yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only you can get away making a thread about me.. enough now. Until my bday !

Have you been shopping yet?"

Douching.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean she has to go shopping with a certain amount of jaffas up her vaj

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Only you can get away making a thread about me.. enough now. Until my bday !

Have you been shopping yet?

Douching. "

Damn I've just got a tube of them out

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