FabSwingers.com forum: What do you hate in the bedroom

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

For me that fly you see when the light is on .Then you turn the light off and wonder where it is

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Someone snoring next to me!

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By *pslad99Man
over a year ago

colchester

Men lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to sneak out whilst they're asleep

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Spiders

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By *ixFoot4andBack4MoreMan
over a year ago

South Wales

"What do you hate in the bedroom"

Wolves.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Trying to sneak out whilst they're asleep

Maybe they are pretending to be asleep in the hope you'll sneak out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spiders

Spiders for me too!

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By *atebanksMan
over a year ago

North London

Smelly dirty clothes...

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By *rowser79Man
over a year ago

Cork

A television!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trying to sneak out whilst they're asleep

Maybe they are pretending to be asleep in the hope you'll sneak out

Low blow Belle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone snoring next to me!"

Especially when you can't get off to sleep and they start within seconds of closing their eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starfish sleepers

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Moths

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Spiders or big buzzy flies

Jo xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Someone snoring next to me!"

Or heavy breathing

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Trying to sneak out whilst they're asleep

Dont try it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the sheets get all twisty .. at 4 in the morn !

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Moths

A television

Mice

Heat

Polar bears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just my wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being touched or cuddled or spooned if I'm tired

When I'm goosed and it's sleepy time I have to be back to back

I have a particular hatred for cold nose air on my neck

Like if someone is spooning you and you can feel the air from their nose on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning breath

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Moths

A television

Mice

Heat

Polar bears."
polar bears how bazaar

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Being touched or cuddled or spooned if I'm tired

When I'm goosed and it's sleepy time I have to be back to back

I have a particular hatred for cold nose air on my neck

Like if someone is spooning you and you can feel the air from their nose on you "
spooning common theme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me that fly you see when the light is on .Then you turn the light off and wonder where it is

Cows and sheep really piss me off in the bedroom busman ding ding!!

So much noise and poo!!!

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you open the window on a hot night and the whole cast of a bug’s life come into your bedroom ??

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"For me that fly you see when the light is on .Then you turn the light off and wonder where it is

Cows and sheep really piss me off in the bedroom busman ding ding!!

So much noise and poo!!!

Tony"
big bedroom for all that cattle

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Spiders that one minute are the far end of the room the next moment are gone

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By *inell1Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Waking up earlier on a day off than when I have to go to work

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Spiders that one minute are the far end of the room the next moment are gone

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where do they go Bo

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Moths

A television

Mice

Heat

Polar bears.

polar bears how bazaar

I've never had one in my bedroom yet. But I'd imagine I'd not be a fan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mistress protector, it won't stay in place even though it's elasticated, effing thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spiders that one minute are the far end of the room the next moment are gone

They wait until you're sleeping, slide down on their webbing then stick their willy's in your ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mistress protector, it won't stay in place even though it's elasticated, effing thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Starfish sleepers"

The worstttttttttt

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Spiders that one minute are the far end of the room the next moment are gone

They wait until you're sleeping, slide down on their webbing then stick their willy's in your ear"
does a spider have a big willy

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"When the sheets get all twisty .. at 4 in the morn !

That shit can fuck right off

My morning alarm going off

Walking back in to discover I've dropped a pillowcase on the floor and the rest of the set is currently going round in the washing machine

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Smelly dirty clothes..."

wash em then

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Trying to sneak out whilst they're asleep

Maybe they are pretending to be asleep in the hope you'll sneak out

Low blow Belle

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

When someone has a shit in my en-suite!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"When someone has a shit in my en-suite!"

Then don't let them

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Clothes

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Pets , ever since was attacked by a cat while with a female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pets , ever since was attacked by a cat while with a female

Pussy magnet

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

When people leave plates and drinks on the side table. Clean up

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the sheets get all twisty .. at 4 in the morn !

That shit can fuck right off

My morning alarm going off

Walking back in to discover I've dropped a pillowcase on the floor and the rest of the set is currently going round in the washing machine "

Luckily for me .. I gots one them ones where it has a compartment to put any loose items in ...

genius !!

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"When the sheets get all twisty .. at 4 in the morn !

That shit can fuck right off

My morning alarm going off

Walking back in to discover I've dropped a pillowcase on the floor and the rest of the set is currently going round in the washing machine

Luckily for me .. I gots one them ones where it has a compartment to put any loose items in ...

genius !! "
show off !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the sheets get all twisty .. at 4 in the morn !

That shit can fuck right off

My morning alarm going off

Walking back in to discover I've dropped a pillowcase on the floor and the rest of the set is currently going round in the washing machine

Luckily for me .. I gots one them ones where it has a compartment to put any loose items in ...

genius !! show off !!

well

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"When the sheets get all twisty .. at 4 in the morn !

That shit can fuck right off

My morning alarm going off

Walking back in to discover I've dropped a pillowcase on the floor and the rest of the set is currently going round in the washing machine

Luckily for me .. I gots one them ones where it has a compartment to put any loose items in ...

genius !! show off !!

well

"
I bet you have dishwasher aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waking up

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"When the sheets get all twisty .. at 4 in the morn !

That shit can fuck right off

My morning alarm going off

Walking back in to discover I've dropped a pillowcase on the floor and the rest of the set is currently going round in the washing machine

Luckily for me .. I gots one them ones where it has a compartment to put any loose items in ...

genius !! "

Hang the fuck on... there are washing machines that you can add items into whilst it's on? Did I understand that or have I got the wrong end of the stick completely?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"When the sheets get all twisty .. at 4 in the morn !

That shit can fuck right off

My morning alarm going off

Walking back in to discover I've dropped a pillowcase on the floor and the rest of the set is currently going round in the washing machine

Luckily for me .. I gots one them ones where it has a compartment to put any loose items in ...

genius !! "

Got one too...Best thing ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the sheets get all twisty .. at 4 in the morn !

That shit can fuck right off

My morning alarm going off

Walking back in to discover I've dropped a pillowcase on the floor and the rest of the set is currently going round in the washing machine

Luckily for me .. I gots one them ones where it has a compartment to put any loose items in ...

genius !!

Got one too...Best thing ever

Does it begin with an “S” ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cats. If one of them manages to barge in past me, they all do and to try to get them out is, well, like herding cats. They pile on to the bed taking up all available space and whinge if I try to move them. If I can get a space, they move in close or drape themselves over me until I roast. If I do fall asleep, I usually wake up with two or more of them scrapping loudly. Luckily, I have a spare room.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"My cats. If one of them manages to barge in past me, they all do and to try to get them out is, well, like herding cats. They pile on to the bed taking up all available space and whinge if I try to move them. If I can get a space, they move in close or drape themselves over me until I roast. If I do fall asleep, I usually wake up with two or more of them scrapping loudly. Luckily, I have a spare room."
how many pussys in your bedroom

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"When the sheets get all twisty .. at 4 in the morn !

That shit can fuck right off

My morning alarm going off

Walking back in to discover I've dropped a pillowcase on the floor and the rest of the set is currently going round in the washing machine

Luckily for me .. I gots one them ones where it has a compartment to put any loose items in ...

genius !!

Got one too...Best thing ever

Does it begin with an “S” ?

It does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

zzz zzz... Zzz zzz...... ZZZZZZZZZ

WHERE IS THAT BUZZY THING????

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"zzz zzz... Zzz zzz...... ZZZZZZZZZ

WHERE IS THAT BUZZY THING????

That's your vibrator silly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not enough of the one kind, too many of the other

I have 6 Maine Coons and they're big cats

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Not enough of the one kind, too many of the other

I have 6 Maine Coons and they're big cats

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wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When someone has a shit in my en-suite!"

Is that a euphemism?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loud snoring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being alone

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Being alone "
move over kinky on my way xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crumbs in the bed

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Crumbs in the bed"
concur on that one my friend

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A messy bed

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Somebody else asleep…

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By *ic_khan2341Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"For me that fly you see when the light is on .Then you turn the light off and wonder where it is

Farting

Vic

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Animals, I’m allergic to pet hair, once stayed at a friends house woke up the following morning looking like I’d been in a fight

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"When someone has a shit in my en-suite!

Then don't let them"

Kids, when they've got to go they've got to go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duvets without a cover on

Pillows without a pillowcase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fidgeters and someone who takes over my side of the bed...

Snorers/talkers/breathers

Lights or any electronics in the room

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Eating food is a no.

No tv either.

Moths are annoying if windows open

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Spy camera’s

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

People with twitchy leg, think it's called restless leg syndrome.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"People with twitchy leg, think it's called restless leg syndrome. "
thanks doctor xx

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

The knowledge that this amazing feeling/connection has to end at some point(sometimes).

Someone saying 'What are you thinking about.'

The unspoken answer being, if you disregard the occasional above:NOTHING! I'm FEEEELING(and why are you thinking!?). Ooh. The irony.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

When you sleep at theirs and their bed is about a foot shorter than you’re used to.

Duvet hoggers.

Folk that want to cuddle you asleep. No. Give me a kiss and sod off over to your own side.

Bed partners with cold feet who think it’s hilarious to rest them on you.

No bedside nightime water.

They sleep with bedroom door wide open or fully closed. I like it ajar.

They only have one pillow each side of the bed. I like two.

Apart from that I’m easy going

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"When you sleep at theirs and their bed is about a foot shorter than you’re used to.

Duvet hoggers.

Folk that want to cuddle you asleep. No. Give me a kiss and sod off over to your own side.

Bed partners with cold feet who think it’s hilarious to rest them on you.

No bedside nightime water.

They sleep with bedroom door wide open or fully closed. I like it ajar.

They only have one pillow each side of the bed. I like two.

Apart from that I’m easy going

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bunk beds for Luna xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the sheets get all twisty .. at 4 in the morn !

That shit can fuck right off

My morning alarm going off

Walking back in to discover I've dropped a pillowcase on the floor and the rest of the set is currently going round in the washing machine

Luckily for me .. I gots one them ones where it has a compartment to put any loose items in ...

genius !!

Got one too...Best thing ever

Does it begin with an “S” ?

It does

very posh

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"When you sleep at theirs and their bed is about a foot shorter than you’re used to.

Duvet hoggers.

Folk that want to cuddle you asleep. No. Give me a kiss and sod off over to your own side.

Bed partners with cold feet who think it’s hilarious to rest them on you.

No bedside nightime water.

They sleep with bedroom door wide open or fully closed. I like it ajar.

They only have one pillow each side of the bed. I like two.

Apart from that I’m easy going

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duvet hoggers are the worst sort of human

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you sleep at theirs and their bed is about a foot shorter than you’re used to.

Duvet hoggers.

Folk that want to cuddle you asleep. No. Give me a kiss and sod off over to your own side.

Bed partners with cold feet who think it’s hilarious to rest them on you.

No bedside nightime water.

They sleep with bedroom door wide open or fully closed. I like it ajar.

They only have one pillow each side of the bed. I like two.

Apart from that I’m easy going

Sounds like you need a glass or two of cider or is it perry, I always get confused about those!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men lol"

Snap

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"When you sleep at theirs and their bed is about a foot shorter than you’re used to.

Duvet hoggers.

Folk that want to cuddle you asleep. No. Give me a kiss and sod off over to your own side.

Bed partners with cold feet who think it’s hilarious to rest them on you.

No bedside nightime water.

They sleep with bedroom door wide open or fully closed. I like it ajar.

They only have one pillow each side of the bed. I like two.

Apart from that I’m easy going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you sleep at theirs and their bed is about a foot shorter than you’re used to.

Duvet hoggers.

Folk that want to cuddle you asleep. No. Give me a kiss and sod off over to your own side.

Bed partners with cold feet who think it’s hilarious to rest them on you.

No bedside nightime water.

They sleep with bedroom door wide open or fully closed. I like it ajar.

They only have one pillow each side of the bed. I like two.

Apart from that I’m easy going

I'll sleep on the floor. Get some peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A TV.

It was always a source of contention in our relationship. One person getting grumpy because the other wasn't ready for sleep yet or the other grumpy because they couldn't watch the end of the show because of a temper tantrum thrown by a tired asshole.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"A TV.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

"A TV.

Threw the TV out the window.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"A TV.

Threw the TV out the window. "
oh not so calm then what was on when you threw it through the window

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

"Spy camera’s

Should have said . Stayed at friends house with at that time ex wife. We used spare bedroom which they gave us with inflatable double bed. They forgot to remove baby cam

. Lucky for us they heard voices first and turned off. Told us in morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A TV.

Oh yes. We stopped having a TV in the room years ago.

It was one of the best decisions we made

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"A TV.

Oh yes. We stopped having a TV in the room years ago.

It was one of the best decisions we made"
good for you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Sandman

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"The Sandman"

Or spider man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nervous cattle.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Nervous cattle. "
really !!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"The Sandman

Or spider man "

Or candyman

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By *est Mims LookingCouple
over a year ago

Crofton

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

People holding up scorecards

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By *est Mims LookingCouple
over a year ago

Crofton

The pics that guys post with them sitting on the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nervous cattle. really !!"

Yes. They're incredibly difficult to maneuvere around in a tight space and tend to leave your floor very slippery by morning.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Someone snoring next to me!"

Blimey - how,many times do i have to apologise?

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Spiders that one minute are the far end of the room the next moment are gone

They wait until you're sleeping, slide down on their webbing then stick their willy's in your ear"

ah now I'll never sleep again

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Spiders that one minute are the far end of the room the next moment are gone

where do they go Bo

That's the issue where do they go

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Flowery curtains

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Moths

A television

Mice

Heat

Polar bears."

Erk you need to stop meeting Polar Bears

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Moths

A television

Mice

Heat

Polar bears."

That’s it you’re off my Xmas card list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing I love it

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

There's a 'shabby chic' very fucking stressed cabinet that my daughter gave to me ........ it's vile. I keep vile things in it. I keep beautiful things on top of it......... A kettle, some tea bags , a container of coffee a porcelain cup and a silver tea spoon. I love a cuppa when I wake up. And NO a teasmade doesn't cut it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crushed velvet in a house, makes my eyes water or diamontes

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over a year ago

The sound of people breathing

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The sound of people breathing

That's what pillows were invented for.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Elephants. They take all the room in the bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"zzz zzz... Zzz zzz...... ZZZZZZZZZ

WHERE IS THAT BUZZY THING????

That's your vibrator silly."

Ah I've been looking for that for ages!

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By *onzo888100Man
over a year ago

Bangor

Penguins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we talking general annoyances and decor or sex?

I hate big lights during the night! I like cosy fairy lights and lamps.

I don't like boring plain bedding. I've always got cute bedding on my bed.

Cheap flimsy beds that collapse and scream with with movement!

Dark bedrooms with small windows and no natural light.

Socks left on the floor!! I could kill my partner sometimes.

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By *melia999Woman
over a year ago

London

"Just my wife"

Ever wondered if the feeling is mutual? Hahaha

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Smelly dirty clothes..."

This!!! Why my other half gets undressed and showers, not put his dirty clothes in the laundry bin in the bathroom but bring them back in and plonks them on the chair/floor is a mystery I've been unable to solve in seven years!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toast and biscuits; it's like sand in your shoes. No matter how much you brush, sweep, shake, the crumbs always find you again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The corner of the otterman as I keep stubbing my toe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The sound of people breathing

That's what pillows were invented for."

God I've been tempted at times

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