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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

Chat up lines

You know, I get off at 2 and I'd love to get you off about half hour after!

Road House- Patrick Swayze

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Nice legs….. what time do they open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any idea how much a polar bear weighs?

Enough to break the ice

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Nice legs….. what time do they open

About now a clock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet you £5 I can kiss your mouth without ever touching your lips.

Kiss her anyway and just lose the bet, hand her the fiver!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet you a Bj that you wouldn’t fuck me !

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I bet you £5 I can kiss your mouth without ever touching your lips.

Kiss her anyway and just lose the bet, hand her the fiver!"

You sound like you've got form here Bants

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Get your coat, you've pulled!

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet you £5 I can kiss your mouth without ever touching your lips.

Kiss her anyway and just lose the bet, hand her the fiver!

You sound like you've got form here Bants

I might up it to £20 if shes smoking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice legs….. what time do they open

About now a clock

The word of the day is 'legs'. Want to come back to mine and spread the word ?

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Nice legs….. what time do they open

About now a clock

The word of the day is 'legs'. Want to come back to mine and spread the word ?

I thought Greece was the word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm chasing an insect. Not fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck?

Well lay down while I do..

Terrible

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

It must have hurt when you fell from heaven... let me buy you a drink to ease the pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice legs….. what time do they open

About now a clock

The word of the day is 'legs'. Want to come back to mine and spread the word ?

I thought Greece was the word

Well, You're The One That I Want

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By *acksLamentMan
over a year ago

Wales

I want to tickle your belly button....

...from the inside of course.

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

Want to play the sunbed game?

You lie down and I’ll tan yer ass

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By *atebanksMan
over a year ago

North London

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm chasing an insect. Not fun. "

Er, what?

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm chasing an insect. Not fun.

Er, what?

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Nice legs….. what time do they open

About now a clock

The word of the day is 'legs'. Want to come back to mine and spread the word ?

I thought Greece was the word

Well, You're The One That I Want

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By *pslad99Man
over a year ago

pinewood

Are them boobs natural

No there super natural there full of ghosts and going to haunt you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your dad a theif? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm chasing an insect. Not fun.

Er, what?

It's getting on my nerves. Buzzing.

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