FabSwingers.com forum: Show your Nan my cock

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And post what she says.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She’s already sucked it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They were bigger when she was young.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She’s already sucked it

And she said ‘oooohhh Mr Mystque that’s a lurvley cork yeeve gort’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought the post said your Nan not mine FFS I give in. I’m packing up and taking my ball home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She said can she add Worcestershire sauce to that cheese?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I couldn't

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By *heekyweebissimWoman
over a year ago

fife,

After she got her glasses she said it looks like a cock only smaller

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By *appyharryhMan
over a year ago

Burntwood

She said she wouldn’t even take her teeth out for that!!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I looked I like your sack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He won't get far with that.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both are slightly dead but I’m sure that words like “wow” or “gosh” or “ oh my goodness” would of been used!!

Tony

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

couldn’t make out the words as she was laughing too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d have to hold a seance for that, but I’m game if you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She sed she to old for it but told me to hop on it and give it a ride and tell her if it was good or not

ha ha

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'd put that in a bun and smother it in mustard."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some of your Nans are quite rude.

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Don’t have a naan…

Will a tortilla wrap do?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Don’t have a naan…

Will a tortilla wrap do?"

Oh you

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Her eyesight isn't good enough to see it, soz.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

She said “they don’t like it up ‘em”

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

The sight of your perfect penis has unfortunately caused her to keel over and pass on

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My nan threw holy water at me and started praying after a call to the nunnery.

Cheers Sam. You've just put a halt to my sex life forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be truly authentic after you’ve given it the ‘behold isn’t my cock Magnificent ?!’, you then hide your profile and return the avatar to a silhouette.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She said "Are there chips with that Saveloy". Then she put her teeth in. I think she's peckish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nan said; "ooh ain't he got big hands like your uncle Ray"

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Both mine are dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The sight of your perfect penis has unfortunately caused her to keel over and pass on

Nanslaughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She said can I have more of the nice cock please

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"The sight of your perfect penis has unfortunately caused her to keel over and pass on

Nanslaughter "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They were bigger when she was young.

Hahaha!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

*helloooo Nan, are you there Nan? there's a man down here who wants you to rate his penis. Can you here me Nan?*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK... goes off to find Derek Acorha... oh wait too late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The sight of your perfect penis has unfortunately caused her to keel over and pass on

Nanslaughter "

Bravo

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

They are both dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She said it reminded her of changing my nappy when I was a baby

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

If she was alive she'd tell you to put it away before you go a chill.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Well..not much impressed my nan!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'll crochet you a warmer for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She’s already sucked it

And she said ‘oooohhh Mr Mystque that’s a lurvley cork yeeve gort’

Yeah I'd keep that one between you and your nan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The sight of your perfect penis has unfortunately caused her to keel over and pass on

Nanslaughter "

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Up in Nan Heaven I can hear her saying "I'm gonna suck that sideways!"

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

She's put me at the front of the queue, whilst she does her hair and gets her lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she said its cute for a tiddler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like your thigh/hip/bum dent. Said my Nan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't got a nan so I showed it to someone's nan in the park. She just tutted and walked off.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

My nan said ....... it's only half of what she's used to. Just like waggon wheels

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

She said;

Oooh ain't it cute?....

Ahhem.....what a fucking liberty.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"She said;

Oooh ain't it cute?....

Ahhem.....what a fucking liberty."

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I showed my nan and she said she wasn’t sure if she could eat a whole one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, I don't have a Ouija board to hand.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

She said

" Let me take me teeth out and show me where he is nom nom"

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I haven't got a nan so I showed it to someone's nan in the park. She just tutted and walked off."

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I tried, couldn't wake the fucker up. Lazy bitch has been asleep since 1997

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She said no thanks

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By *ge_load_ladMan
over a year ago

NW & Mids

My nan said she wasn't impressed, and to tell you she is a lesbian. But she did also say you now have to let me suck it, and she wants to know what you think of my sucking, deep throating and edging skills

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