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Why wouldn't you lock the door

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So i was working in a customers house, re tiling the en suite, can i get you anything he asks, nope sorted, just be using your toilet, no problem, couple hours later I go for a pee, open the door walk in, whhhoooaaas, hes on the loo having a poo, workman in your house, always lock your door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he wanted you to see

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Maybe it was just a sit down wee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why didn't you pee in the ensuite you were tiling?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I don't have a lock on my bathroom door

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why didn't you pee in the ensuite you were tiling?"
There was no toilet in it, everything taken out, and avoided the main bathroom, because it was the main bathroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why didn't you pee in the ensuite you were tiling?There was no toilet in it, everything taken out, and avoided the main bathroom, because it was the main bathroom "

As if you had to explain that.....

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Why didn't you pee in the ensuite you were tiling?There was no toilet in it, everything taken out, and avoided the main bathroom, because it was the main bathroom "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you knew he was in there

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Did you snog him?

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Perhaps he wanted you to see his chocolate log?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Perhaps he wanted you to see his chocolate log? "

Bit early for that

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Maybe he needed some help with wiping

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Maybe he needed some help with wiping"

You offering

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

At my previous work place a junior member of staff went to the toilet in the office, opened the door and the managing director was having a shit . No idea why he hadn't locked the door ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps he wanted you to see his chocolate log?

Bit early for that

"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Perhaps he wanted you to see his chocolate log?

Bit early for that

"

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you knew he was in there "

You mean like in the porn films. As the door opened suddenly there was "chicka chick bow wow" music playing and the guy had a seductive look as he wiped

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Surely it's "Chicka-chika loo poo"?

Hey, don't blame me the Op started this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely it's "Chicka-chika loo poo"?

Hey, don't blame me the Op started this! "

Of course, the 12" remix!

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Laying down some serious vinyl then?

Perhaps the guy on the loo could have jumped up singing Klingon's off the starboard bow...?

Star Trekkin (see below)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london


"Maybe he needed some help with wiping

You offering "

My bare hand and tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate locking the door in my house I always worry I’ll get stuck

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Maybe next time knock on a toilet door rather than walking straight in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The rule in my house is.

No door is locked (apart from front door back door) but if closed knock if door is slightly ajar walk in.

Unless some one is in the shower if you know who using it you can join them.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

This could never happen to me O.P.

1. I'd shout Helloooooo can I use your loo ?

2. I'd knock on the bathroom door

3. I'd sense someone was in there if I stood a few seconds in the quiet. We all can. It's not sixth sense

Hope you enjoyed seeing his knees and his newspaper

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

P.S. Love the way your last line suggests it's his fault and should lock the door

Learn some basic manners.

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