FabSwingers.com forum: What’s wrong with pictures of your knob as a profile pic.

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

If its yours , nothing

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"If its yours , nothing

Fancy giving it a turn.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"If its yours , nothing

Fancy giving it a turn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowt wrong with it.

Each person is free to have whatever they want as a profile pic (provided it meets site rules of course)

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Image rejected, user not in photo

... Fuckssake not again, why can't I show off my beautiful neon pink penis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing at all. You may find though that people who say they don't want unsolicited dick pics see it as the same thing (after all its sat there right at the top of any message you send). We block anyone who messages us with one as it shows they've either not read or not understood our profile.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I'll raise your knob with my knocker

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Nothing wrong with it, as long as it’s done in an imaginative way

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'll raise your knob with my knocker

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'll raise your knob with my knocker

I love your knocker. Do you have a matching one.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Your knob should always be on view!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Image rejected, user not in photo

... Fuckssake not again, why can't I show off my beautiful neon pink penis?

That does sound beautiful.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I'll raise your knob with my knocker

I love your knocker. Do you have a matching one.

Matching you've seen my knockers, they most certainly aren't matching

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

A knob as my profile pic? Why would I put a pic of my brother as my profile? Oh sorry, not that kind of knob!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'll raise your knob with my knocker

I love your knocker. Do you have a matching one.

Matching you've seen my knockers, they most certainly aren't matching

I genuinely didn’t notice that. I must have been mesmerised by them.

Or is that mammerised by them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FIDDLES... you're a filthy fucker!!

I Love it!!!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I'll raise your knob with my knocker

I love your knocker. Do you have a matching one.

Matching you've seen my knockers, they most certainly aren't matching

I genuinely didn’t notice that. I must have been mesmerised by them.

Or is that mammerised by them.

It's an affliction called boob blindness I believe. They're so big you become like a rabbit in the headlights

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"FIDDLES... you're a filthy fucker!!

I Love it!!! "

Shameless isn’t it.

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By *hropsGuy69Man
over a year ago

telford

"Image rejected, user not in photo

... Fuckssake not again, why can't I show off my beautiful neon pink penis?

Ha ha really wanna see that

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'll raise your knob with my knocker

I love your knocker. Do you have a matching one.

Matching you've seen my knockers, they most certainly aren't matching

I genuinely didn’t notice that. I must have been mesmerised by them.

Or is that mammerised by them.

It's an affliction called boob blindness I believe. They're so big you become like a rabbit in the headlights

Oh my god. Talking boobs

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I'll raise your knob with my knocker

I love your knocker. Do you have a matching one.

Matching you've seen my knockers, they most certainly aren't matching

I genuinely didn’t notice that. I must have been mesmerised by them.

Or is that mammerised by them.

It's an affliction called boob blindness I believe. They're so big you become like a rabbit in the headlights

Oh my god. Talking boobs

Oh my head has now got images of like sock puppets on my boobs!!!!!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'll raise your knob with my knocker

I love your knocker. Do you have a matching one.

Matching you've seen my knockers, they most certainly aren't matching

I genuinely didn’t notice that. I must have been mesmerised by them.

Or is that mammerised by them.

It's an affliction called boob blindness I believe. They're so big you become like a rabbit in the headlights

Oh my god. Talking boobs

Oh my head has now got images of like sock puppets on my boobs!!!!!

With googly eyes.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I'll raise your knob with my knocker

I love your knocker. Do you have a matching one.

Matching you've seen my knockers, they most certainly aren't matching

I genuinely didn’t notice that. I must have been mesmerised by them.

Or is that mammerised by them.

It's an affliction called boob blindness I believe. They're so big you become like a rabbit in the headlights

Oh my god. Talking boobs

Oh my head has now got images of like sock puppets on my boobs!!!!!

With googly eyes.

Look now I know my nips don't face the same way, but calling them googly eyes

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'll raise your knob with my knocker

I love your knocker. Do you have a matching one.

Matching you've seen my knockers, they most certainly aren't matching

I genuinely didn’t notice that. I must have been mesmerised by them.

Or is that mammerised by them.

It's an affliction called boob blindness I believe. They're so big you become like a rabbit in the headlights

Oh my god. Talking boobs

Oh my head has now got images of like sock puppets on my boobs!!!!!

With googly eyes.

Look now I know my nips don't face the same way, but calling them googly eyes

You’re ok, trying having a bent knob.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I'll raise your knob with my knocker

I love your knocker. Do you have a matching one.

Matching you've seen my knockers, they most certainly aren't matching

I genuinely didn’t notice that. I must have been mesmerised by them.

Or is that mammerised by them.

It's an affliction called boob blindness I believe. They're so big you become like a rabbit in the headlights

Oh my god. Talking boobs

Oh my head has now got images of like sock puppets on my boobs!!!!!

With googly eyes.

Look now I know my nips don't face the same way, but calling them googly eyes

You’re ok, trying having a bent knob.

Doesn't look bent to me

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'll raise your knob with my knocker

I love your knocker. Do you have a matching one.

Matching you've seen my knockers, they most certainly aren't matching

I genuinely didn’t notice that. I must have been mesmerised by them.

Or is that mammerised by them.

It's an affliction called boob blindness I believe. They're so big you become like a rabbit in the headlights

Oh my god. Talking boobs

Oh my head has now got images of like sock puppets on my boobs!!!!!

With googly eyes.

Look now I know my nips don't face the same way, but calling them googly eyes

You’re ok, trying having a bent knob.

Doesn't look bent to me

Look closer.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I'll raise your knob with my knocker

I love your knocker. Do you have a matching one.

Matching you've seen my knockers, they most certainly aren't matching

I genuinely didn’t notice that. I must have been mesmerised by them.

Or is that mammerised by them.

It's an affliction called boob blindness I believe. They're so big you become like a rabbit in the headlights

Oh my god. Talking boobs

Oh my head has now got images of like sock puppets on my boobs!!!!!

With googly eyes.

Look now I know my nips don't face the same way, but calling them googly eyes

You’re ok, trying having a bent knob.

Doesn't look bent to me

Look closer.

Shall I get my spirit level out?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'll raise your knob with my knocker

I love your knocker. Do you have a matching one.

Matching you've seen my knockers, they most certainly aren't matching

I genuinely didn’t notice that. I must have been mesmerised by them.

Or is that mammerised by them.

It's an affliction called boob blindness I believe. They're so big you become like a rabbit in the headlights

Oh my god. Talking boobs

Oh my head has now got images of like sock puppets on my boobs!!!!!

With googly eyes.

Look now I know my nips don't face the same way, but calling them googly eyes

You’re ok, trying having a bent knob.

Doesn't look bent to me

Look closer.

Shall I get my spirit level out? "

Good idea and I’ll get my boob aligners on the job.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I'll raise your knob with my knocker

I love your knocker. Do you have a matching one.

Matching you've seen my knockers, they most certainly aren't matching

I genuinely didn’t notice that. I must have been mesmerised by them.

Or is that mammerised by them.

It's an affliction called boob blindness I believe. They're so big you become like a rabbit in the headlights

Oh my god. Talking boobs

Oh my head has now got images of like sock puppets on my boobs!!!!!

With googly eyes.

Look now I know my nips don't face the same way, but calling them googly eyes

You’re ok, trying having a bent knob.

Doesn't look bent to me

Look closer.

Shall I get my spirit level out?

Good idea and I’ll get my boob aligners on the job.

Is that some kind of fancy crane?

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By *wistedTooCouple
over a year ago

Frimley

Best knob profile pic on the site, hands down.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Best knob profile pic on the site, hands down. "

Thank you but it’s very hands on.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'll raise your knob with my knocker

I love your knocker. Do you have a matching one.

Matching you've seen my knockers, they most certainly aren't matching

I genuinely didn’t notice that. I must have been mesmerised by them.

Or is that mammerised by them.

It's an affliction called boob blindness I believe. They're so big you become like a rabbit in the headlights

Oh my god. Talking boobs

Oh my head has now got images of like sock puppets on my boobs!!!!!

With googly eyes.

Look now I know my nips don't face the same way, but calling them googly eyes

You’re ok, trying having a bent knob.

Doesn't look bent to me

Look closer.

Shall I get my spirit level out?

Good idea and I’ll get my boob aligners on the job.

Is that some kind of fancy crane?

I’ll have to wear a day glo jacket.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I'll raise your knob with my knocker

I love your knocker. Do you have a matching one.

Matching you've seen my knockers, they most certainly aren't matching

I genuinely didn’t notice that. I must have been mesmerised by them.

Or is that mammerised by them.

It's an affliction called boob blindness I believe. They're so big you become like a rabbit in the headlights

Oh my god. Talking boobs

Oh my head has now got images of like sock puppets on my boobs!!!!!

With googly eyes.

Look now I know my nips don't face the same way, but calling them googly eyes

You’re ok, trying having a bent knob.

Doesn't look bent to me

Look closer.

Shall I get my spirit level out?

Good idea and I’ll get my boob aligners on the job.

Is that some kind of fancy crane?

I’ll have to wear a day glo jacket. "

Now you're talking

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