FabSwingers.com forum: If you could steal

By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

If you could steal just one thing (not money) and get away with it...

What would you steal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could steal just one thing (not money) and get away with it...

What would you steal? "

A moment with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A special someone’s heart

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Government Documents

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Time, so i could be with loved ones for longer.

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Seeing my parents again x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

OK, I'm officially an old fart coz I was trying to think of something funny, but even my brain said "awww, but there would be consequences to someone regardless of what it was"

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By *drian HardthrobMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"If you could steal just one thing (not money) and get away with it...

What would you steal?

A moment with you

Well played

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"If you could steal just one thing (not money) and get away with it...

What would you steal?

A moment with you

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"A special someone’s heart "

Awww

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Government Documents "

Oh naughty

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A special someone’s heart "

Xxx thanks

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Government Documents

Oh naughty

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Time, so i could be with loved ones for longer. "

If only x

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Seeing my parents again x "

You will, when the time is right x

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By *oson-BlueCouple
over a year ago

North Kent

"A special someone’s heart "

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Someone's heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proof one way or the other of existence of extraterrestrials.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

A teleporter...somebody somewhere must have one!

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Someone's heart

Awww

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

A helicopter (with pilot).

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Proof one way or the other of existence of extraterrestrials. "

But what would you do with it??

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"A teleporter...somebody somewhere must have one! "

Good thinking

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"A helicopter (with pilot).

I like your thinking

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

A hundred acres of meadow land with a river running through it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Proof one way or the other of existence of extraterrestrials.

But what would you do with it??"

A fair question. To be honest nothing come to think of it... I just want to know.

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"A hundred acres of meadow land with a river running through it. "

Good choice

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Proof one way or the other of existence of extraterrestrials.

But what would you do with it??

A fair question. To be honest nothing come to think of it... I just want to know. "

Good enough reason

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

The TARDIS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The TARDIS"

What... and risk pissing off The Doctor? Are you mad?

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"The TARDIS"

Ohh good one

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"The TARDIS

What... and risk pissing off The Doctor? Are you mad?

Maybe just use it on his day off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd steal a Salvador Dali painting, the Narcissus one or the one with the tigers and the naked lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The TARDIS

What... and risk pissing off The Doctor? Are you mad?

Maybe just use it on his day off.

You never see that episode do you. The doctor doing laundry, going down the chippie, putting her feet up and watching Netflix on her day off.

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'd steal a Salvador Dali painting, the Narcissus one or the one with the tigers and the naked lady."

Why??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A time machine so I can get the winning lotto numbers and share the wealth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd steal a Salvador Dali painting, the Narcissus one or the one with the tigers and the naked lady.

Why??"

Cause they'd look pretty on my wall. Why else?

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bank card of any of the top 10 richest people in the world... This was all fantasy right?!! Lol

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

"A hundred acres of meadow land with a river running through it. "

Oohhh I like that... Once you've stolen it, I'm coming to get it.

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"A time machine so I can get the winning lotto numbers and share the wealth

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'd steal a Salvador Dali painting, the Narcissus one or the one with the tigers and the naked lady.

Why??

Cause they'd look pretty on my wall. Why else?

Good enough reason

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"The bank card of any of the top 10 richest people in the world... This was all fantasy right?!! Lol"

Naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd steal a Salvador Dali painting, the Narcissus one or the one with the tigers and the naked lady.

Why??

Cause they'd look pretty on my wall. Why else?

Good enough reason

What would you steal, OP?

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

A time machine so I could go back 40 years and be with my complete family again

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'd steal a Salvador Dali painting, the Narcissus one or the one with the tigers and the naked lady.

Why??

Cause they'd look pretty on my wall. Why else?

Good enough reason

What would you steal, OP?"

Mine would have to be time.

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By *OCONO5Couple
over a year ago

Sensual Center

a nice large pavlova filled with fresh fruits and whipped fresh cream....No I not sharing it ...I'm a greedy fecker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd steal a Salvador Dali painting, the Narcissus one or the one with the tigers and the naked lady.

Why??

Cause they'd look pretty on my wall. Why else?

Good enough reason

What would you steal, OP?

Mine would have to be time."

"The Thief of Time" has a good ring to it.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"a nice large pavlova filled with fresh fruits and whipped fresh cream....No I not sharing it ...I'm a greedy fecker

Too late - it's all mine.

Mwahahahahaha

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"a nice large pavlova filled with fresh fruits and whipped fresh cream....No I not sharing it ...I'm a greedy fecker

Good choice

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"a nice large pavlova filled with fresh fruits and whipped fresh cream....No I not sharing it ...I'm a greedy fecker

Too late - it's all mine.

Mwahahahahaha

Steal your own CG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a nice large pavlova filled with fresh fruits and whipped fresh cream....No I not sharing it ...I'm a greedy fecker

Too late - it's all mine.

Mwahahahahaha

Steal your own CG

Half of it is in his face already. Look at him.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"a nice large pavlova filled with fresh fruits and whipped fresh cream....No I not sharing it ...I'm a greedy fecker

Too late - it's all mine.

Mwahahahahaha

Steal your own CG

I already did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Time, so i could be with loved ones for longer.

If only x"

Definitely time ??

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

The Brazilian Aquamarine parure.

They're beautiful stones in the most disgusting setting. God bless her maj, but she can't design a tiara for shit.

Rob it, have the stones removed and reset into something more worth the wearing. I don't care if I then have to give it back; at least I'll be giving back something of beauty.

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Time, so i could be with loved ones for longer.

If only x

Definitely time ??"

I think most would love time x

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"The Brazilian Aquamarine parure.

They're beautiful stones in the most disgusting setting. God bless her maj, but she can't design a tiara for shit.

Rob it, have the stones removed and reset into something more worth the wearing. I don't care if I then have to give it back; at least I'll be giving back something of beauty."

You get to keep what you steal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elon Musks bank account contents!

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Time with a loved one

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"The Brazilian Aquamarine parure.

They're beautiful stones in the most disgusting setting. God bless her maj, but she can't design a tiara for shit.

Rob it, have the stones removed and reset into something more worth the wearing. I don't care if I then have to give it back; at least I'll be giving back something of beauty.

You get to keep what you steal

I've not much call for a tiara in my everyday life, so I honestly wouldn't mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The entire island of Rhodes

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Elon Musks bank account contents! "

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Time with a loved one

Great choice

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"The Brazilian Aquamarine parure.

They're beautiful stones in the most disgusting setting. God bless her maj, but she can't design a tiara for shit.

Rob it, have the stones removed and reset into something more worth the wearing. I don't care if I then have to give it back; at least I'll be giving back something of beauty.

You get to keep what you steal

I've not much call for a tiara in my everyday life, so I honestly wouldn't mind!"

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"The entire island of Rhodes"

Interesting

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

A wee house with a garden, away from everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone's brain.

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"A wee house with a garden, away from everyone "

Sounds perfect

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Someone's brain.

Some of ours aren't worth stealing

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

There is only one thing I would steal, but it would have to be the theft of the century, as I think the security it is protected by is almost impenetrable, an impassable fortress that has this prize locked away. But the journey would be an adventure

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"There is only one thing I would steal, but it would have to be the theft of the century, as I think the security it is protected by is almost impenetrable, an impassable fortress that has this prize locked away. But the journey would be an adventure"

Very intriguing x

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

The prize is worth the risks involved x

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"The prize is worth the risks involved x"

Thats the main thing x

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"The prize is worth the risks involved x

Thats the main thing x"
stealing it would be hard, keeping hold of it could be even harder

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

How many times? Virginity is just a social construct, and although my knickers are sturdy M&S jobs they aren't impenetrable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Government Documents "

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

How many times? Virginity is just a social construct, and although my knickers are sturdy M&S jobs they aren't impenetrable

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"The prize is worth the risks involved x

Thats the main thing x stealing it would be hard, keeping hold of it could be even harder"

But whatever you steal, you keep x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a nice large pavlova filled with fresh fruits and whipped fresh cream....No I not sharing it ...I'm a greedy fecker

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sounds nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steal back my old self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bozzas phone so I could read his WhatsApp messages

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Bozzas phone so I could read his WhatsApp messages

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on. Let's steal everyone's student loans and banking debt records and wipe them.

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Hang on. Let's steal everyone's student loans and banking debt records and wipe them."

I dont have any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Crown Jewels and hold them to ransom that only return them if Boris Johnson and Piers Morgan give sincer apologies on TV (or maybe fuck a pig I dunno).

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"The TARDIS

What... and risk pissing off The Doctor? Are you mad?

Meh i could take her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emma Stone’s voice.. haha be like Ursula from the little mermaid stealing voices for myself ahha

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Emma Stone’s voice.. haha be like Ursula from the little mermaid stealing voices for myself ahha

That could be funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Emma Stone’s voice.. haha be like Ursula from the little mermaid stealing voices for myself ahha

That could be funny

I love also Jennifer Lawrence’s haha

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