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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why did so many cultures come up with phallic shaped meat dishes?

Kebabs, sausages... Well just kebabs and sausages really. But I swear every type of cuisine has some sort of penis meat included??

Was it a "this kielbasa represents the penis of my enemy" kinda situation?

Or maybe an edible ode to members everywhere?

Are there any other shapes that meat can actually be made into?!

Most importantly, should we come up with a vagina meat thing now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clearly never heard of beef flaps

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Fish tacos

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have clearly just opened up a box of worms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have clearly just opened up a box of worms

Not heard of that meat innuendo but you learn something new every day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have clearly just opened up a box of worms

Not heard of that meat innuendo but you learn something new every day

I'm going to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have clearly just opened up a box of worms

Not heard of that meat innuendo but you learn something new every day

I'm going to bed

No wait! I'm sure we can think of more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See also rockets, trains, missiles, skyscrapers, obelisks...

The history of the dicktatorship is a long and pointy one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See also rockets, trains, missiles, skyscrapers, obelisks...

The history of the dicktatorship is a long and pointy one."

Just another example of the patriarchal society we live in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You just reminded me of the bit in Superbad where the guy is banned from eating any penis shaped foods

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"See also rockets, trains, missiles, skyscrapers, obelisks...

The history of the dicktatorship is a long and pointy one."

That’s a phallicy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See also rockets, trains, missiles, skyscrapers, obelisks...

The history of the dicktatorship is a long and pointy one.

That’s a phallicy"

Wood you believe it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did so many cultures come up with phallic shaped meat dishes?

Kebabs, sausages... Well just kebabs and sausages really. But I swear every type of cuisine has some sort of penis meat included??

Was it a "this kielbasa represents the penis of my enemy" kinda situation?

Or maybe an edible ode to members everywhere?

Are there any other shapes that meat can actually be made into?!

Most importantly, should we come up with a vagina meat thing now? "

Oh god, absolutely brilliant observation - couldn't stop laughing.... I wonder which culture would come up with the vag meat

... Think maybe the Italians with the mamma mia sauce!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why did so many cultures come up with phallic shaped meat dishes?

Kebabs, sausages... Well just kebabs and sausages really. But I swear every type of cuisine has some sort of penis meat included??

Was it a "this kielbasa represents the penis of my enemy" kinda situation?

Or maybe an edible ode to members everywhere?

Are there any other shapes that meat can actually be made into?!

Most importantly, should we come up with a vagina meat thing now?

Oh god, absolutely brilliant observation - couldn't stop laughing.... I wonder which culture would come up with the vag meat

... Think maybe the Italians with the mamma mia sauce!"

I quite like the taco suggestion

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