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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was up at 4.30. I'm knackered I've had a shit day and now I can't sleep

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Have a google of the ‘4-7-8’ relaxation technique. I can’t guarantee success with said method but it is sworn by by many folk.

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White noise yt clips.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Shall i come over and sing soft kitty?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shall i come over and sing soft kitty? "

Good God no.

Can’t stand it

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Have a google of the ‘4-7-8’ relaxation technique. I can’t guarantee success with said method but it is sworn by by many folk.

Good luck "

Doesn't work

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Shall i come over and sing soft kitty?

Good God no.

Can’t stand it"

I can sing Nessun Dorma (very bloody badly) if you’d like?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Have a google of the ‘4-7-8’ relaxation technique. I can’t guarantee success with said method but it is sworn by by many folk.

Good luck

Doesn't work "

Counting sheep? (Why is it always sheep?)

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Have a google of the ‘4-7-8’ relaxation technique. I can’t guarantee success with said method but it is sworn by by many folk.

Good luck

Doesn't work

Counting sheep? (Why is it always sheep?) "

il count the hairs on your balls xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a google of the ‘4-7-8’ relaxation technique. I can’t guarantee success with said method but it is sworn by by many folk.

Good luck

Doesn't work

Counting sheep? (Why is it always sheep?) "

Yeah why not cows or chickens?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Shall i come over and sing soft kitty?

Good God no.

Can’t stand it"

I'll be right over then.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Have a google of the ‘4-7-8’ relaxation technique. I can’t guarantee success with said method but it is sworn by by many folk.

Good luck

Doesn't work

Counting sheep? (Why is it always sheep?) il count the hairs on your balls xx"

- You may have to scrutinise them very closely as I shaved them to the best of my ability yesterday…

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Have a google of the ‘4-7-8’ relaxation technique. I can’t guarantee success with said method but it is sworn by by many folk.

Good luck

Doesn't work

Counting sheep? (Why is it always sheep?) il count the hairs on your balls xx

- You may have to scrutinise them very closely as I shaved them to the best of my ability yesterday… "

xx

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Shall i come over and sing soft kitty?

Good God no.

Can’t stand it

I can sing Nessun Dorma (very bloody badly) if you’d like? "

Im doing the singing!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Have a google of the ‘4-7-8’ relaxation technique. I can’t guarantee success with said method but it is sworn by by many folk.

Good luck

Doesn't work

Counting sheep? (Why is it always sheep?)

Yeah why not cows or chickens?"

I propose Sloths They’re slowwwww and highly relaxing to watch - surely ideal therefore in inducing slumber. Well….maybe…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a google of the ‘4-7-8’ relaxation technique. I can’t guarantee success with said method but it is sworn by by many folk.

Good luck

Doesn't work

Counting sheep? (Why is it always sheep?)

Yeah why not cows or chickens?

I propose Sloths They’re slowwwww and highly relaxing to watch - surely ideal therefore in inducing slumber. Well….maybe… "

Good idea or snails?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Shall i come over and sing soft kitty?

Good God no.

Can’t stand it

I can sing Nessun Dorma (very bloody badly) if you’d like?

Im doing the singing! "

I’ll dance ineptly and awkwardly in the background instead then, like one of the studio audience who used to appear on Top Of The Pops

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Have a google of the ‘4-7-8’ relaxation technique. I can’t guarantee success with said method but it is sworn by by many folk.

Good luck

Doesn't work

Counting sheep? (Why is it always sheep?)

Yeah why not cows or chickens?

I propose Sloths They’re slowwwww and highly relaxing to watch - surely ideal therefore in inducing slumber. Well….maybe…

Good idea or snails?"

Ah ha! Yes, a snail would be absolutely ideal; their slow and deliberate movements will surely send anyone off to the land of nod

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

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"Shall i come over and sing soft kitty?

Good God no.

Can’t stand it

I can sing Nessun Dorma (very bloody badly) if you’d like?

Im doing the singing!

I’ll dance ineptly and awkwardly in the background instead then, like one of the studio audience who used to appear on Top Of The Pops "

Yes but do it quietly he's trying to sleep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shall i come over and sing soft kitty?

Good God no.

Can’t stand it

I can sing Nessun Dorma (very bloody badly) if you’d like?

Im doing the singing!

I’ll dance ineptly and awkwardly in the background instead then, like one of the studio audience who used to appear on Top Of The Pops

Yes but do it quietly he's trying to sleep. "

Fat chance of that tonight I think

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