FabSwingers.com forum: House upgrade

By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

If you could magically add one feature to your house, what would it be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A housekeeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A loft conversation with a skylight

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

I’d love a wood workshop

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

A pool

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

A massive extension with bi fold doors going the whole width at the back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Existing. I’m living with parents so just having my own space would be good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the guy next door to maintain his property

The state of it atm will knock thousands off the value of ours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d love a wood workshop "

This

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

A cellar

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

A massive kitchen with an island and an Aga

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

A vault full off cash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A loft conversation with a skylight "

What would they say to each other?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A massive extension with bi fold doors going the whole width at the back."

I can price that up for you, used to live in Northampton too, at East Hunsbury.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chef

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

An upstairs bathroom

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By *orkshrCplCouple
over a year ago

Ripon

Extra bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An indoor pool.

But I’d settle for a buyer atm though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A loft conversation with a skylight "

I'd like a sky light but I Don't think the person that lives above us would be particularly happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually I'd add a recently renovated, fully staffed, empty 5*hotel as my one feature

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Just one? A jacuzzi that comes with a housekeeper. Oh and a chef.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d love a wood workshop "

I think they look beautiful but I hear they are a lot a hard work to maintain.

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By *xfordshireCoupleMFCouple
over a year ago

Nr. Oxford

Triple Garage with games/play room above.

That’s one feature right?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

A bigger kitchen

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

An orangery to the west wing.

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

"I’d love a wood workshop

I think they look beautiful but I hear they are a lot a hard work to maintain."

I don’t mean it is made of wood. I mean a fully fitted out workshop for woodworking. And metal working too. Basically a pimped up man shed where I could potter and bimble around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just one? A jacuzzi that comes with a housekeeper. Oh and a chef. "

Naked Chef?

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Infinity pool overlooking a turquoise blue sea

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Bellaseas

Failing that, a spa please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d love a wood workshop

I think they look beautiful but I hear they are a lot a hard work to maintain.

I don’t mean it is made of wood. I mean a fully fitted out workshop for woodworking. And metal working too. Basically a pimped up man shed where I could potter and bimble around. "

Ohhh!

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Move away from people.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'd make it a bungalow; have the doorways widened and the kitchen and bathroom made properly accessible. Basically, I'd make my house suitable for a wheelchair and immediately slash my pain quotient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An orangery to the west wing.

Is that where ex-President Trump kept his sunbed?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"An orangery to the west wing.

Is that where ex-President Trump kept his sunbed? "

That's now in the dungeon.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’d love a wood workshop "

I've always wanted one of those!

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

Aside from the building work we already have planned, I'd like an en suite with a free standing roll top bath big enough for two.

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By *osmicRobMan
over a year ago

Chorlton cum Hardy

An outdoor underground porn man cave

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Just one? A jacuzzi that comes with a housekeeper. Oh and a chef.

Naked Chef? "

Yes please

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

"Aside from the building work we already have planned, I'd like an en suite with a free standing roll top bath big enough for two.

I can put a big tin bath in garden if you want sweetheart x

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By *ackandsashaCouple
over a year ago

West Dublin

Man cave with a pool table and maybe a bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A full size cinema but no seats, all baths, jacuzzis, and hammocks instead!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Just one? A jacuzzi that comes with a housekeeper. Oh and a chef.

Naked Chef?

Yes please "

Jamie Oliver?!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Just one? A jacuzzi that comes with a housekeeper. Oh and a chef.

Naked Chef?

Yes please

Jamie Oliver?!

So long as,he doesn't bring his accountant.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

A balcony

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

"Aside from the building work we already have planned, I'd like an en suite with a free standing roll top bath big enough for two.

I can put a big tin bath in garden if you want sweetheart x"

The neighbours will be thrilled with that idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just one? A jacuzzi that comes with a housekeeper. Oh and a chef.

Naked Chef?

Yes please "

I'm on my way lol x

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

A decent sized and very private garden which isn't at all overlooked by anyone.

It would truly be magical as I'm in a second floor flat.

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By *ic_khan2341Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"If you could magically add one feature to your house, what would it be? "

A calming mystery magical room where all sorts of nice magical things happen.

Vic

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

An indoor pool

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

A full staff of skillful, experienced and well-paid sex workers on retainer to cater to my every sexual whim.

Either that, or I'd like to raise everything enough so I don't have to constantly duck and stoop and crouch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of them toilet things that clean your arse.

And a self cleaning cheese grater

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A heated indoor pool.

Not a big one.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"An orangery to the west wing.

Jokes aside, I would love an orangery.

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