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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

hi guys, so im working at an accountants this week and theres this girl who works there and she is really pretty and i really want to try and get with her. any advice??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Hey i just met you, and this sounds crazy, so heres my number and call me maybe'

just dont sing it like Carley Rae Jepson lol

failing that just be honest 'fancy a drink after work sometime?' - she can only say no

Good luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit next to her, and whisper these words... "hey babe, I've got a cock like a torpedo, would you like to see it?"

If she's a Brummy she'll go for it

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Sit next to her, and whisper these words... "hey babe, I've got a cock like a torpedo, would you like to see it?"

If she's a Brummy she'll go for it "

Trust you...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The only problem is she knows my parents and if they found out try would screw at me, they are really wierd when it comes to girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Hey i just met you, and this sounds crazy, so heres my number and call me maybe'

just dont sing it like Carley Rae Jepson lol

failing that just be honest 'fancy a drink after work sometime?' - she can only say no

Good luck!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats your parents got to do with it like

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By *ethany10Couple
over a year ago

falkirk

Just ask her mate

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"The only problem is she knows my parents and if they found out try would screw at me, they are really wierd when it comes to girls"

Do they expect you to be a sausage jockey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're twenty two, just man up and ask the girl out!

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By *unnyfunCouple
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire


"Sit next to her, and whisper these words... "hey babe, I've got a cock like a torpedo, would you like to see it?"

If she's a Brummy she'll go for it "

Hhahahahaha

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"The only problem is she knows my parents and if they found out try would screw at me, they are really wierd when it comes to girls"

Do they want you to be gay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta cut the apron strings some time, why not now?

Ask her if she fancies a walk and a sandwich with you at lunchtime if you think a drink is too forward.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"You're twenty two, just man up and ask the girl out!"

tend to aagree, m8 your on this site yet you cant ask a girl out for a drink?

funny old world..

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

That is the non clumsy approach.

You should really go for it and say "Cor blimey Sweetheart, you don't get many of those to the pound. Incidentally, do you do B.O.G.O.F offers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just say, "Hi, you're so hot you make the cheese under my foreskin bubble!"

She'll either slap ya, tell ya fuck off, or shag ya.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As others have said just ask her out, the worst she can say is no and if she does then there are plenty of other fish in the sea. If you don't ask you don't get. Good luck

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