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Photo Challenge Heads Up 02/08/21

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, tv's/ts' and cd's, non binary folk, pansexual folk and all the other kink craving sodomites I've missed out.... the time is upon us!!

I've gone a bit left field with this idea but the voices in my head tell me it will work and I know there's one of them I trust so I'm running with it..

It's your YOGA POSE PHOTO CHALLENGE!

You're confused, I know But it's simple;

-Say you're in

-I will randomly pair you all up tomorrow evening

-Give your partner a yoga pose to complete from the below link

-Get snapping over the weekend

-Post in the thread on Monday with the name of your pose.

Theoretically simple. The practice may not be so... HOWEVER, I'm envisioning a mix of beautiful, arty shots and some purely for a laugh (even if you're like me and stiff as a board the joy comes in taking part, you won't be the only one! )

Men - feel free to don sports bra's and short shorts

Women - feel free to take off your sports bra's and short shorts

It's not all purely about the pose, be creative and most importantly have some fun with it!

The thread will go live early, early doors on Monday (it will be aptly named The Yoga Pose Photo Challenge) and will run through the day. I'll be posting in the evening again as I'm a giving kind of guy and I like others to come before me

DISCLAIMER: I cannot be held responsible for any injury caused in the undertaking of this challenge. I am not a trained yoga professional instructing you to do this. I am but a mere muffdiving enthusiast running a photo challenge 

SECOND DISCLAIMER: If you can't do a pose due to medical reasons please send your partner a list of the ones you can do and they can pick one of those. Being inclusive is cool, being a dick is not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I’m definitely in for this one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in if I can use a recycle? I can’t currently do any yoga.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This sounds fun I’ll be in

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

I have the flexibility of a scaffold board but I'm game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have the flexibility of a scaffold board but I'm game "

Same as me lol ??

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....


"I’m in if I can use a recycle? I can’t currently do any yoga."

Of course you can, just let the pose you'll you posting be known so it can be passed on to whoever you're partnered with x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I’m in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yoga pose ???? I like to think I'm flexible, I just don't need to see a photograph that will shatter my dreams

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

What the hell, why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in if I can use a recycle? I can’t currently do any yoga.

Of course you can, just let the pose you'll you posting be known so it can be passed on to whoever you're partnered with x"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yoga pose ???? I like to think I'm flexible, I just don't need to see a photograph that will shatter my dreams

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You can do an easy one, you’d look awesome in up dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not flexible at all but I’ll have a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a picanic basket…

I’m in!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Did you do this on purpose because I promised to do this one ffs .

Well I'm a man of my word so go for it .

It won't be pretty though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha! Go on then!

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....


"Did you do this on purpose because I promised to do this one ffs .

Well I'm a man of my word so go for it .

It won't be pretty though "

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich


"I have the flexibility of a scaffold board but I'm game "

Scaffold boards do bend lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the below link?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So are the partners doing the same pose? Are they copying the attire?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive got a totally fucked knee but I'll make it work!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I will try but be kind my hips and backs not great!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do love a bit of yoga.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excited for this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, but if I pop a joint out of place, it's on you OP!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Nothing ventured. Will give it a go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do it. Never done yoga but I played Street fighter 2 "Yoga flame!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellent idea, I'm in please OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been challenged to a yoga photo once before; didn't end well, wasn't pretty!

but fuck it, one in all in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where's the below link?"

Thanks for keeping me on my toes, knew I'd forgotten something!

LIST OF POSES CAN BE FOUND AT THIS LINK

https://www.google.com/search?q=yoga+poses+and+their+names&client=ms-android-samsung-rvo1&source=android-browser&prmd=insv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiZkIOMm4HyAhW9g_0HHei6Ct0Q_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=412&bih=743&dpr=2.63#imgrc=ji-cepXUOHS-9M

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So are the partners doing the same pose? Are they copying the attire? "

The only partner bit is giving them a pose to do, the rest is up to them/you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What the hell, why not"

That's the attitude!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you do this on purpose because I promised to do this one ffs .

Well I'm a man of my word so go for it .

It won't be pretty though "

Hahaha I had the idea before I bullied you to be in suck it up buttercup!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Er..... I can't imagine this will go well for me but in for a penny I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Er..... I can't imagine this will go well for me but in for a penny I guess."

I think you agree already doing happy baby posh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Christ "

Good Christ? Bad Christ? Mean Cunty Christ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in, but if I pop a joint out of place, it's on you OP!"

Ahh it'll be grand, I'm sure you'll not be short of any offers to help with throbbing bones

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Excellent idea, I'm in please OP. "

Yes Blossoms! Wanna fist bump? I feel like we should fist bump. Maybe not. There's girls watching. Just act cool...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been challenged to a yoga photo once before; didn't end well, wasn't pretty!

but fuck it, one in all in!"

I look forward to seeing your attire for this one Dai. Your last photo challenge was a confusing wank but I got there in the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's the below link?

Thanks for keeping me on my toes, knew I'd forgotten something!

LIST OF POSES CAN BE FOUND AT THIS LINK

https://www.google.com/search?q=yoga+poses+and+their+names&client=ms-android-samsung-rvo1&source=android-browser&prmd=insv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiZkIOMm4HyAhW9g_0HHei6Ct0Q_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=412&bih=743&dpr=2.63#imgrc=ji-cepXUOHS-9M"

Haha I was looking at this exact link earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Christ

Good Christ? Bad Christ? Mean Cunty Christ? "

..

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Er..... I can't imagine this will go well for me but in for a penny I guess.

I think you agree already doing happy baby posh "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where's the below link?

Thanks for keeping me on my toes, knew I'd forgotten something!

LIST OF POSES CAN BE FOUND AT THIS LINK

https://www.google.com/search?q=yoga+poses+and+their+names&client=ms-android-samsung-rvo1&source=android-browser&prmd=insv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiZkIOMm4HyAhW9g_0HHei6Ct0Q_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=412&bih=743&dpr=2.63#imgrc=ji-cepXUOHS-9M

Haha I was looking at this exact link earlier "

That's what I like about you... always dead polite, emanate positivity and we're on the same wavelength. FAF?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Did you do this on purpose because I promised to do this one ffs .

Well I'm a man of my word so go for it .

It won't be pretty though

Hahaha I had the idea before I bullied you to be in suck it up buttercup! "

I've no choice now haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you do this on purpose because I promised to do this one ffs .

Well I'm a man of my word so go for it .

It won't be pretty though

Hahaha I had the idea before I bullied you to be in suck it up buttercup!

I've no choice now haha "

You do but if you flake then you'll have to run naked through the town centre while we throw rotten tomatoes at you. Your choice

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Er..... I can't imagine this will go well for me but in for a penny I guess."

Just clear the area of any objects you can trip over first

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Did you do this on purpose because I promised to do this one ffs .

Well I'm a man of my word so go for it .

It won't be pretty though

Hahaha I had the idea before I bullied you to be in suck it up buttercup!

I've no choice now haha

You do but if you flake then you'll have to run naked through the town centre while we throw rotten tomatoes at you. Your choice "

Ooh Kinky

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....


"I have the flexibility of a scaffold board but I'm game

Scaffold boards do bend lol x "

Alright just stiff as a (insert very inflexible things here)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's the below link?

Thanks for keeping me on my toes, knew I'd forgotten something!

LIST OF POSES CAN BE FOUND AT THIS LINK

https://www.google.com/search?q=yoga+poses+and+their+names&client=ms-android-samsung-rvo1&source=android-browser&prmd=insv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiZkIOMm4HyAhW9g_0HHei6Ct0Q_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=412&bih=743&dpr=2.63#imgrc=ji-cepXUOHS-9M

Haha I was looking at this exact link earlier

That's what I like about you... always dead polite, emanate positivity and we're on the same wavelength. FAF? "

Fancy a Freddo thank you though! You’ve got a great sense of humour

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Er..... I can't imagine this will go well for me but in for a penny I guess.

Just clear the area of any objects you can trip over first "

Don't send me any porn and I'll be able ro concentrate better

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Er..... I can't imagine this will go well for me but in for a penny I guess.

Just clear the area of any objects you can trip over first

Don't send me any porn and I'll be able ro concentrate better "

Deal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha I was looking at this exact link earlier

That's what I like about you... always dead polite, emanate positivity and we're on the same wavelength. FAF?

Fancy a Freddo thank you though! You’ve got a great sense of humour "

A Freddo? Have you seen how much they cost nowadays?? I mean, I'll fuck you but I think a Freddo's taking things a bit far... I didn't realise things were that serious between us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been challenged to a yoga photo once before; didn't end well, wasn't pretty!

but fuck it, one in all in!

I look forward to seeing your attire for this one Dai. Your last photo challenge was a confusing wank but I got there in the end "

Glad I could be of service ...I think?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been challenged to a yoga photo once before; didn't end well, wasn't pretty!

but fuck it, one in all in!

I look forward to seeing your attire for this one Dai. Your last photo challenge was a confusing wank but I got there in the end

Glad I could be of service ...I think?!"

Don't be confused mate. Just embrace it. Or do I have to buy you a Freddo now too? This thread's getting expensive for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One or other or both of us will give it a go...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's the below link?

Thanks for keeping me on my toes, knew I'd forgotten something!

LIST OF POSES CAN BE FOUND AT THIS LINK

https://www.google.com/search?q=yoga+poses+and+their+names&client=ms-android-samsung-rvo1&source=android-browser&prmd=insv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiZkIOMm4HyAhW9g_0HHei6Ct0Q_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=412&bih=743&dpr=2.63#imgrc=ji-cepXUOHS-9M"

OK, bagsy I got Corpse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One or other or both of us will give it a go... "

Glad to have you on board

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really really tempted to join in, I'm double jointed and very flexible and can do the splits and put my legs behind my head etc, however I'm no good at tricky balancing acts like the dancer or scale poses.

Basically can I do something from the bottom rows, the hip openness ones, and not the core ones please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm really really tempted to join in, I'm double jointed and very flexible and can do the splits and put my legs behind my head etc, however I'm no good at tricky balancing acts like the dancer or scale poses.

Basically can I do something from the bottom rows, the hip openness ones, and not the core ones please! "

Can you really lol.. that's impressive x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

OP, what the hell. I'm in!

I can't even walk from my bedroom to the bathroom without falling over, so this'll be a fucking riot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm really really tempted to join in, I'm double jointed and very flexible and can do the splits and put my legs behind my head etc, however I'm no good at tricky balancing acts like the dancer or scale poses.

Basically can I do something from the bottom rows, the hip openness ones, and not the core ones please!

Can you really lol.. that's impressive x"

I can indeed. I'm hypermobile. I can do the thumbs bent back, hands flat on floor without bending knees, splits, legs behind head (and someone off here has actually experienced how far my legs can go back so I'm not fibbing!) plus other weird looking things!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm really really tempted to join in, I'm double jointed and very flexible and can do the splits and put my legs behind my head etc, however I'm no good at tricky balancing acts like the dancer or scale poses.

Basically can I do something from the bottom rows, the hip openness ones, and not the core ones please!

Can you really lol.. that's impressive x

I can indeed. I'm hypermobile. I can do the thumbs bent back, hands flat on floor without bending knees, splits, legs behind head (and someone off here has actually experienced how far my legs can go back so I'm not fibbing!) plus other weird looking things! "

I've inboxes you hun x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm really really tempted to join in, I'm double jointed and very flexible and can do the splits and put my legs behind my head etc, however I'm no good at tricky balancing acts like the dancer or scale poses.

Basically can I do something from the bottom rows, the hip openness ones, and not the core ones please! "

Get yourself joining in! When you get paired up tomorrow just tell your partner which one's you can do/what you're comfortable with and ask them to choose one of those

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Nope nope no. All the guys will get downward dog as the pose. Nope. Enough of that nonsense.

I will perve come Monday though. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP, what the hell. I'm in!

I can't even walk from my bedroom to the bathroom without falling over, so this'll be a fucking riot "

Yes Red!! You're in a few peoples camp of doing it for the craic so you're not alone, don't worry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope nope no. All the guys will get downward dog as the pose. Nope. Enough of that nonsense.

I will perve come Monday though. x"

Booooo!! You smashed the last one Jim. What if I promise you won't get downward dog? X

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Nope nope no. All the guys will get downward dog as the pose. Nope. Enough of that nonsense.

I will perve come Monday though. x"

Spoilsport!

Be downward dog over my cow

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"OP, what the hell. I'm in!

I can't even walk from my bedroom to the bathroom without falling over, so this'll be a fucking riot

Yes Red!! You're in a few peoples camp of doing it for the craic so you're not alone, don't worry "

I do love the craic......

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I will join in, though I've bust my left shoulder, so no Bakasana pose for me.

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By *d4funtimesMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

Intriguing,I am in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's the below link?

Thanks for keeping me on my toes, knew I'd forgotten something!

LIST OF POSES CAN BE FOUND AT THIS LINK

https://www.google.com/search?q=yoga+poses+and+their+names&client=ms-android-samsung-rvo1&source=android-browser&prmd=insv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiZkIOMm4HyAhW9g_0HHei6Ct0Q_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=412&bih=743&dpr=2.63#imgrc=ji-cepXUOHS-9M"

Lets hope duck duck go comes up with same page

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are in

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Why not might help my bad back lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will join in, though I've bust my left shoulder, so no Bakasana pose for me. "

If someone asks for something you can't do then just give them a few alternatives. I'm not trying to do anyone a mischief haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why not might help my bad back lol x "

I'm starting yoga properly in the long run for the exact same reason. I feel like I've got the back of a 70 year old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger it. I’m in for this one haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bugger it. I’m in for this one haha"

Yes Felix, good to see you again after your resounding success on the last one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Final roll call before the pairs are given out in a short while.. Limber up and get ready to lap up all the guaranteed sexual advances you'll receive from taking part!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Final roll call before the pairs are given out in a short while.. Limber up and get ready to lap up all the guaranteed sexual advances you'll receive from taking part! "

Guaranteed sexual advances?

I'm definitely in, now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Final roll call before the pairs are given out in a short while.. Limber up and get ready to lap up all the guaranteed sexual advances you'll receive from taking part!

Guaranteed sexual advances?

I'm definitely in, now "

Its in writing, Red, 'guaranteed' I'm your witness.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Final roll call before the pairs are given out in a short while.. Limber up and get ready to lap up all the guaranteed sexual advances you'll receive from taking part!

Guaranteed sexual advances?

I'm definitely in, now

Its in writing, Red, 'guaranteed' I'm your witness. "

Woohoo!

Will they bring toblerone too....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Final roll call before the pairs are given out in a short while.. Limber up and get ready to lap up all the guaranteed sexual advances you'll receive from taking part!

Guaranteed sexual advances?

I'm definitely in, now

Its in writing, Red, 'guaranteed' I'm your witness.

Woohoo!

Will they bring toblerone too....? "

I'll check the small print.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Final roll call before the pairs are given out in a short while.. Limber up and get ready to lap up all the guaranteed sexual advances you'll receive from taking part!

Guaranteed sexual advances?

I'm definitely in, now

Its in writing, Red, 'guaranteed' I'm your witness.

Woohoo!

Will they bring toblerone too....?

I'll check the small print. "

Please do. It could be a deal breaker

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over a year ago


"Final roll call before the pairs are given out in a short while.. Limber up and get ready to lap up all the guaranteed sexual advances you'll receive from taking part!

Guaranteed sexual advances?

I'm definitely in, now

Its in writing, Red, 'guaranteed' I'm your witness.

Woohoo!

Will they bring toblerone too....?

I'll check the small print.

Please do. It could be a deal breaker "

Are we talking normal toblerone or those huge fuckers you only see in airports? If we're matched up I'll go to the newsagents but not Heathrow!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Final roll call before the pairs are given out in a short while.. Limber up and get ready to lap up all the guaranteed sexual advances you'll receive from taking part!

Guaranteed sexual advances?

I'm definitely in, now

Its in writing, Red, 'guaranteed' I'm your witness.

Woohoo!

Will they bring toblerone too....?

I'll check the small print.

Please do. It could be a deal breaker

Are we talking normal toblerone or those huge fuckers you only see in airports? If we're matched up I'll go to the newsagents but not Heathrow! "

Well, inside info: the ginormous kilogram ones at the airport are just small ones in a big box.

The biggest solid ones are now 360g (used to be 400g, cheeky buggers!)

But I'll accept any size from you, Leo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Final roll call before the pairs are given out in a short while.. Limber up and get ready to lap up all the guaranteed sexual advances you'll receive from taking part!

Guaranteed sexual advances?

I'm definitely in, now

Its in writing, Red, 'guaranteed' I'm your witness.

Woohoo!

Will they bring toblerone too....?

I'll check the small print.

Please do. It could be a deal breaker

Are we talking normal toblerone or those huge fuckers you only see in airports? If we're matched up I'll go to the newsagents but not Heathrow! "

I see a fix happening in the pairs you little cuties

See Red, blossoms is coming onto you already. Guaranteed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Well, inside info: the ginormous kilogram ones at the airport are just small ones in a big box.

The biggest solid ones are now 360g (used to be 400g, cheeky buggers!)

But I'll accept any size from you, Leo

"

Preparing my crouching aadvark as we speak

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"

Well, inside info: the ginormous kilogram ones at the airport are just small ones in a big box.

The biggest solid ones are now 360g (used to be 400g, cheeky buggers!)

But I'll accept any size from you, Leo

Preparing my crouching aadvark as we speak "

In your kilt? Oooft

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Okay, I'm in, snorkel on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay, I'm in, snorkel on "

What challenge are you doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay, I'm in, snorkel on

What challenge are you doing "

Dolphin pose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay, I'm in, snorkel on

What challenge are you doing

Dolphin pose "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE WE'RE SECONDS AWAY FROM KNOWING THE PAIRS BUT WE'RE ON AN ODD NUMBER!

ONE OF YOU INVITE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS TO PLAY BUT DON'T ALL DO IT AT ONCE.

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE WE'RE SECONDS AWAY FROM KNOWING THE PAIRS BUT WE'RE ON AN ODD NUMBER!

ONE OF YOU INVITE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS TO PLAY BUT DON'T ALL DO IT AT ONCE.

Thanks "

There will be 99m additional contestants anyways, so i wouldn't worry too much

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....


"BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE WE'RE SECONDS AWAY FROM KNOWING THE PAIRS BUT WE'RE ON AN ODD NUMBER!

ONE OF YOU INVITE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS TO PLAY BUT DON'T ALL DO IT AT ONCE.

Thanks "

I'll do two if needs be x

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE WE'RE SECONDS AWAY FROM KNOWING THE PAIRS BUT WE'RE ON AN ODD NUMBER!

ONE OF YOU INVITE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS TO PLAY BUT DON'T ALL DO IT AT ONCE.

Thanks "

we are a couple!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I too late

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....


"Am I too late "

Nope not at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE WE'RE SECONDS AWAY FROM KNOWING THE PAIRS BUT WE'RE ON AN ODD NUMBER!

ONE OF YOU INVITE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS TO PLAY BUT DON'T ALL DO IT AT ONCE.

Thanks

we are a couple! "

One username = one pairing the way I'm doing it but feel free to both do pictures

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I too late "

Perfect timing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

PAIRS AS BELOW;

Bellaseas - PaleZy2

L3nses - Ladybird

Red Volupta - Dai-Hard

NotSoPosh - LadyLuck...

Pablo Diablo - LeoBlooms

Tindergirl - Midnight

KinkyInkedBi - FoolHardly

Bemorefrida - Dancer36

Fallen Angel - Dickasso

MianderingMinx - Honeyboy

Agent Coulson - Magneto

GrumpyMcFuckNugget - Ssk554

Darker secrets 321 - Sam Tender

Virginiagirl - S and S

TMontana1 - Cherry Onatop

Ed4funtimes - Buxom Red

Felixx - Tom Plays

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The link for the poses is here in case you need it, you don't have to do the same one as your partner, the pairing is just so you can set each other a pose to do.

Enjoy yourselves, be creative and I will see you all on Monday!

https://www.google.com/search?q=yoga+poses+and+their+names&client=ms-android-samsung-rvo1&source=android-browser&prmd=insv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=#imgrc=ji-cepXUOHS-9M

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....


"BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE WE'RE SECONDS AWAY FROM KNOWING THE PAIRS BUT WE'RE ON AN ODD NUMBER!

ONE OF YOU INVITE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS TO PLAY BUT DON'T ALL DO IT AT ONCE.

Thanks

There will be 99m additional contestants anyways, so i wouldn't worry too much "

What we doing then, inbox me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE WE'RE SECONDS AWAY FROM KNOWING THE PAIRS BUT WE'RE ON AN ODD NUMBER!

ONE OF YOU INVITE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS TO PLAY BUT DON'T ALL DO IT AT ONCE.

Thanks

There will be 99m additional contestants anyways, so i wouldn't worry too much

What we doing then, inbox me "

Woohooo

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Ours is sent, lets see what we get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bugger it. I’m in for this one haha"

Looks like it’s you and me mate you’ll have to messafe me as your filters are up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bring on the challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t wait to see these

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Agent coulson, come in _gent coulson... You'll have to message me first.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....


"Can’t wait to see these "

Me either

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over a year ago


"The link for the poses is here in case you need it, you don't have to do the same one as your partner, the pairing is just so you can set each other a pose to do.

Enjoy yourselves, be creative and I will see you all on Monday!

https://www.google.com/search?q=yoga+poses+and+their+names&client=ms-android-samsung-rvo1&source=android-browser&prmd=insv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=#imgrc=ji-cepXUOHS-9M"

I'd get a hernia doing some of those

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Yay…looking forward to this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My challenge pose has been set… now just to find some privacy to do it!!

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....


"My challenge pose has been set… now just to find some privacy to do it!!

"

Thankfully kid free this week for me so have all the space and time I need to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll get down on it in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll get down on it in the morning "

Can't wait to see this, you're so Kool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a go of this one.

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Ahh busy weekend for me I'll check back Monday

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'll get this sorted tomorrow as I have a busy day .

I'll message my cohort at some point today dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll get down on it in the morning

Can't wait to see this, you're so Kool "

I actually can’t believe you twigged that hilarious man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll get down on it in the morning

Can't wait to see this, you're so Kool

I actually can’t believe you twigged that hilarious man "

Hahaha I'm a sucker for a pun, no matter how rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheers Felixx I shall give it my best go…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So after attempting a harder one I realised I’m not as flexible as I thought. So I reverted to the original Tom gave me.

After 15 minutes of just taking naked photos and videos and playing with myself I finally remembered what I was meant to be doing so easily distracted lately

Mines done and ready to go! When do we upload? Monday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So after attempting a harder one I realised I’m not as flexible as I thought. So I reverted to the original Tom gave me.

After 15 minutes of just taking naked photos and videos and playing with myself I finally remembered what I was meant to be doing so easily distracted lately

Mines done and ready to go! When do we upload? Monday? "

I’ll attempt mine tomorrow Felixx as I don’t think the church or wedding reception are stage place to attempt to put my back out… that’ll be the dance floor later no doubt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where do we post our efforts and attempts? here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is my side plank, with leg raise!

Thanks Virginiagirl for the selected pose!

looking forward to see others

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry guys, upload on Monday!! I'll start a new thread called The Yoga Pose Photo Challenge and we'll see them all in there.

I'm at a wedding too Tom so don't worry, you've got plenty of time to do them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is my side plank, with leg raise!

Thanks Virginiagirl for the selected pose!

looking forward to see others"

This is awesome!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry guys, upload on Monday!! I'll start a new thread called The Yoga Pose Photo Challenge and we'll see them all in there.

I'm at a wedding too Tom so don't worry, you've got plenty of time to do them! "

I’ll do it tomorrow at some point

Enjoy your day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is my side plank, with leg raise!

Thanks Virginiagirl for the selected pose!

looking forward to see others

This is awesome!! "

will hide it and save for Monday then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are not going well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just done mine

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there


"I’ve just done mine "

Can't wait to see it!

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Yes please pair me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes please pair me"

Freya do you want to take my place! I don't think I'm going to be able to do it

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Yes please pair me

Freya do you want to take my place! I don't think I'm going to be able to do it "

Aww no.. Why not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes please pair me

Freya do you want to take my place! I don't think I'm going to be able to do it

Aww no.. Why not? "

I've realised that I haven't really got a good space for taking yoga photos the garden would be ideal, but it is so overlooked the neighbours will have heart failure

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Yes please pair me

Freya do you want to take my place! I don't think I'm going to be able to do it

Aww no.. Why not?

I've realised that I haven't really got a good space for taking yoga photos the garden would be ideal, but it is so overlooked the neighbours will have heart failure "

You don't need a full space. Get creative and just take a part of a pose pic. You have those already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve just done mine

Can't wait to see it! "

Thanks, have you done yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes please pair me

Freya do you want to take my place! I don't think I'm going to be able to do it

Aww no.. Why not?

I've realised that I haven't really got a good space for taking yoga photos the garden would be ideal, but it is so overlooked the neighbours will have heart failure "

...same boat. All my plans are getting thwarted at every corner! Not giving up yet!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Yes please pair me

Freya do you want to take my place! I don't think I'm going to be able to do it

Aww no.. Why not?

I've realised that I haven't really got a good space for taking yoga photos the garden would be ideal, but it is so overlooked the neighbours will have heart failure "

They'll love it!

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Done mine, was resemblant of a fucking pretzel trying some of these!

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over a year ago


"Done mine, was resemblant of a fucking pretzel trying some of these! "

...at least you can tie yourself in knots then!!

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

towcester

I'm not into yoga but would be interesting to try.. just don't ask me to try difficult ones.. I can barely touch my toes as it is lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll attempt mine tomorrow after the hangover is gone…

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there


"I’ve just done mine

Can't wait to see it!

Thanks, have you done yours? "

Kinda... I'm like midnight, I want to take it outdoors so I'll do another tomorrow

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over a year ago


"I’ve just done mine

Can't wait to see it!

Thanks, have you done yours?

Kinda... I'm like midnight, I want to take it outdoors so I'll do another tomorrow "

I tried to do it in the gym, but too many eyes

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there


"I’ve just done mine

Can't wait to see it!

Thanks, have you done yours?

Kinda... I'm like midnight, I want to take it outdoors so I'll do another tomorrow

I tried to do it in the gym, but too many eyes "

I'm going to set the camera up ready, strip, run, press sports shutter and attempting to wobble as little as possible Stuff the neighbours, I'm doing hot yoga

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve just done mine

Can't wait to see it!

Thanks, have you done yours?

Kinda... I'm like midnight, I want to take it outdoors so I'll do another tomorrow

I tried to do it in the gym, but too many eyes

I'm going to set the camera up ready, strip, run, press sports shutter and attempting to wobble as little as possible Stuff the neighbours, I'm doing hot yoga "

Woohoo!!

Wonder if the crem will be quiet tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh go on then, I’m in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve just done mine

Can't wait to see it!

Thanks, have you done yours?

Kinda... I'm like midnight, I want to take it outdoors so I'll do another tomorrow

I tried to do it in the gym, but too many eyes

I'm going to set the camera up ready, strip, run, press sports shutter and attempting to wobble as little as possible Stuff the neighbours, I'm doing hot yoga "

I hope there aren’t any tree surgeons about

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

HannahDelRay - Freya73

PetiteWoman - SexyDadBod

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well done to everyone who's got theirs nailed so far! Can't wait to see the finished products/list of injuries sustained come Monday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attempting mine tomorrow!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

Is there a yoga position called 'sat on the sofa'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a yoga position called 'sat on the sofa'? "

Yeah I’m doing it now

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Well done to everyone who's got theirs nailed so far! Can't wait to see the finished products/list of injuries sustained come Monday "

Don't even joke about injuries Mr!

You know I'll end up breaking something.

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By *ic_khan2341Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I’m in if I can use a recycle? I can’t currently do any yoga."

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford


"Is there a yoga position called 'sat on the sofa'?

Yeah I’m doing it now "

Nudge over - we'll do the double bum, single seat pivot position.

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By *d4funtimesMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

Great fun,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry guys, upload on Monday!! I'll start a new thread called The Yoga Pose Photo Challenge and we'll see them all in there."

Oops, didn't spot this! If anyone saw my 'attempt', sshhhh, pretend it never happened!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh! I didn't see this. This sounds right up my street.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Done one

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Sounds interesting... why not.. let's see what life brings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to try and get mine done today

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

I've pulled a muscle moving furniture but still gonna give it a good go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going to try and get mine done today "

I've done mine! Want a preview?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds interesting... why not.. let's see what life brings "

Hilton Mike and Amelia Domina buddy up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going to try and get mine done today

I've done mine! Want a preview? "

Ohhhh if your offering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm doing furtive garden operation plan no1 today

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