FabSwingers.com forum: Diary of a Blonde

By *eavenNhell OP Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Diary of a blonde -

January - took new scarf back to the store because it was too tight

February - fired from the pharmacy job for failing to print labels, hellloooo!!! Bottles don't fit in the type writer

March - got sooo excited, I finished the jigsaw in just 6 months, on the Box it said 3-4 years

April - got trapped on the escalater because the power went out

May - tried to water ski but I couldn't find a lake with a slope

June - lost the breast stroke swimming race because others cheated and used their arms

July - got locked out of my car in the heavy rain storm, car ended up swamped too because the soft top was open

August - the capital of california? Is C right? So why did they mark it wrong?

September - hate smarties, they're soooo hard to peel

October - fell out with my friend because she liked eminems better than skittles and she just couldn't accept my choice

November - Indonesia? That's a sleeping disorder, right? I really don't get why they keep marking my answers wrong. They just don't want me to win

December - baked the turkey for 4 and half days, the instructions said 1hr per pound and I weigh 108 ?? instructions were wrong cos the turkey burnt

What a year!!!