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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A man comes home with a duck under his arm and looks at his wife and says

"this is the pig i have been fucking for ages"

His wife turns around and says"thats not a pig,its a duck!"

To which he relies"i was'nt talking to you!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An American goes into a bar and sits down next to an English guy.

The American notices that the English guy has a huge BIC Lighter.

The American says, "Wow cool lighter, where did you get it?"

The english guy says, "A genie granted me one wish when I rubbed this bottle".

"Wow", says the American, "Can I have a go?"

"Sure", Says the Englishman.

The american rubs the bottle and the genie comes out, "You have one wish" Says the genie.

The American wishes for a million bucks, the genie grants the wish.

About 5 minutes later a load of ducks come into the bar, there are thousands of them.

The American says "I don't believe this I wished for a million bucks, not a million ducks".

The englishman says "Well do you really think i wished for a 12 inch BIC?".

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An American goes into a bar and sits down next to an English guy.

The American notices that the English guy has a huge BIC Lighter.

The American says, "Wow cool lighter, where did you get it?"

The english guy says, "A genie granted me one wish when I rubbed this bottle".

"Wow", says the American, "Can I have a go?"

"Sure", Says the Englishman.

The american rubs the bottle and the genie comes out, "You have one wish" Says the genie.

The American wishes for a million bucks, the genie grants the wish.

About 5 minutes later a load of ducks come into the bar, there are thousands of them.

The American says "I don't believe this I wished for a million bucks, not a million ducks".

The englishman says "Well do you really think i wished for a 12 inch BIC?".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two old girls, Ethel and Flo meet at bingo.

Ethel asks, "did you come on the bus?"

Flo replied "Yes, but I made it look like an asthma attack"

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

I asked the woman behind the counter in the chemist, "Do you take it up the arse or do you swallow it love?"

Well she went fucking mental and called the police, I've still no clue what I do with these suppositories!

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Took the wife to the doctors to sort out her tourettes..

Turns out she doesnt have it...

I am a cunt and she does want me to fuck off....

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Man calls 999 and says, "I think my wife is dead"

operator says how do you know?

He replies, "The sex is the same but the ironing is building up"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it!

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance. So I pushed her over.

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