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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the worst surprise you've ever had in the bedroom?

And to balance it out, the best surprise you've ever had in the bedroom?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Waking up in the middle of the night thinking I'd wet the bed then realising my ceiling was leaking.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Waking up in the middle of the night thinking I'd wet the bed then realising my ceiling was leaking. "

So best and worst then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waking up in the middle of the night thinking I'd wet the bed then realising my ceiling was leaking. "

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Worst was getting punched in the face and kneed in the balls on my first fab meet because she had a fantasy and wanted be to retaliate without prior discussion.

Best was when I realised I was doing everything instinctively and it was working.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best was finding out he could hold his bresth for ages whilst "down there". Worst was when he took his boxers off and it resembled an extra belly button....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waking up in the middle of the night thinking I'd wet the bed then realising my ceiling was leaking. "

I had something similar, except it was my mattress. (I have a water bed)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Best was finding out he could hold his bresth for ages whilst "down there". Worst was when he took his boxers off and it resembled an extra belly button.... "

Haha an extra belly button

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Waking up in the middle of the night thinking I'd wet the bed then realising my ceiling was leaking. "

That would stress me out so much, I hate water in the wrong places!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Worst was getting punched in the face and kneed in the balls on my first fab meet because she had a fantasy and wanted be to retaliate without prior discussion.

Best was when I realised I was doing everything instinctively and it was working. "

That's bonkers! How did you leave it??

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Someone shit himself as I pegged him then lay there like a baby with his legs in the air expecting me to clean it up. I think it was pre planned on his part. It certainly wasn't on mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone shit himself as I pegged him then lay there like a baby with his legs in the air expecting me to clean it up. I think it was pre planned on his part. It certainly wasn't on mine "

Oh no! What a douche (see what I did there? Haha!)

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Someone shit himself as I pegged him then lay there like a baby with his legs in the air expecting me to clean it up. I think it was pre planned on his part. It certainly wasn't on mine

Oh no! What a douche (see what I did there? Haha!) "

That was worst surprise just in case anyone was wondering

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone shit himself as I pegged him then lay there like a baby with his legs in the air expecting me to clean it up. I think it was pre planned on his part. It certainly wasn't on mine

Oh no! What a douche (see what I did there? Haha!)

That was worst surprise just in case anyone was wondering "

Nasty. What about a good surprise, to cleanse that memory?

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