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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I've messed something up and feeling shit....so I noochie am asking the fab community for your best disgusting jokes...make this grumpy bastard smile

Thank you x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I don't know any dirty jokes but I hope tomorrow is a better day for you x

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Is the thing you messed up fixable ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is the thing you messed up fixable ?"

No lol, lost a friend but with hindsight.....that person wasn't a friend....so I'm okay with that today x

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Ah petal, hope you're ok.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah petal, hope you're ok."

I am....I'm a prick sometimes and stubborn so cant always fix things but I'll be okay x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s brown and sticky ?

Anal sex!

Jimmy Carr

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Best filthy joke I can do on the spur of the moment:

A penguin takes his car to the garage and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it.

While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a sundae to pass the time.

The penguin isn't the neatest eater (you try using a spoon when you have flippers), and he ends up covered in ice cream.

When he returns to the shop, the mechanic walks over and says, "Looks like you blew a seal."

The penguin replies "No, it's just ice cream."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Best filthy joke I can do on the spur of the moment:

A penguin takes his car to the garage and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it.

While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a sundae to pass the time.

The penguin isn't the neatest eater (you try using a spoon when you have flippers), and he ends up covered in ice cream.

When he returns to the shop, the mechanic walks over and says, "Looks like you blew a seal."

The penguin replies "No, it's just ice cream.""

Made me laugh

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