FabSwingers.com forum: If your ex was a street sign

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

What would it say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead end.

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By *pacecoastersCouple
over a year ago

Cocoa Beach

Slippery when wet

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Danger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hazard

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Impotent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not enter

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By *ushtakerMan
over a year ago

Preston

No entry

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Hmp strangeways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U turn

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Hmp strangeways"

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Hazard ahead.

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By *iobhan123Woman
over a year ago

Deal

Cunt hill, with an impossibly impassable gradient

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Behind the bike shed!

Strictly no fun allowed (The Boy)

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By *oeBiggs321Man
over a year ago

Reading

Caution bumpy road ahead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

STAY CLEAR

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

crapis dans le sac.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handle with care

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Heartbreak St x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'd be banned if I said x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to sunny California

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dead end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caution, hazard ahead

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Culture de crap

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Culture de crap"

Cul de crap

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

That one for hazardous side winds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not enter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One way only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Danger keep out

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By *rad670Man
over a year ago

South Lakes

Cross roads ahead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolute wanker.

I’m sure that’s a real sign, isn’t it

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Absolute wanker.

I’m sure that’s a real sign, isn’t it

Yes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poison I’m sure that also is a sign

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Slippery when wet…

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Poison I’m sure that also is a sign"
can be

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By *ootballFlowerCouple
over a year ago

Ollerton

Caution - Ice Cold weather ahead

Welcome to selfish street - One-way Only

Football

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Poison I’m sure that also is a sign"

A perfume

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Fruit loop ahead x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt lane 9am-5pm

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Cunt lane 9am-5pm "

oh nooo

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Slip road closed

Use hard shoulder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hidden dips.

She loved cheese and chive.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Slip road closed

Use hard shoulder "

Need a massage

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

No entry

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Slip road closed

Use hard shoulder

Need a sausage?

Nah….I’m good thanks!

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Hidden dips.

She loved cheese and chive."
I knewvi had seen them signs before Exeter

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Slip road closed

Use hard shoulder

Need a sausage?

Nah….I’m good thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Severe dip ahead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will cheat

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By *irestorm 500Couple
over a year ago

coventry

No parking x storm x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No entry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The motorbike on top of the car sign.

But with another motorbike underneath.

And a bottle of sex lube.

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By *umchum1234Man
over a year ago

Bootle

Use Rear Entrance

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By *lassy_but_sassyWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Will cheat "

This

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By *orders CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Kelso

Beware of low flying crockery

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By *ougie321Man
over a year ago

Milford Haven

Free parking

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

There isn't a cunt street sign

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hazardous object, avoid at all costs. X

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By *isces WomanWoman
over a year ago

West London

Dead end ahead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would it say

Do Not Enter

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"There isn't a cunt street sign "

Oh yes there is...just google Grope Cunt lane, Cock Lane and there's plenty of them if you know where to look.

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By *orkswatcherMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

"What would it say

One way

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By *obbfcMan
over a year ago

Livingston

stay away

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By *exyNWoman
over a year ago

Surbiton

Incident- Lane closed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hump in the road

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Hump in the road "

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

colchester

Diversion

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

I could write a list but does now it’s a throw up between the following::

Caution, speed bump

Yield right of way

Hidden dip

Dangerous bends ahead

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Ford

Because he drove a Ford KA, and not because he’d get you wet.

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By *iffyjeffMan
over a year ago

I'll go to town

Dead end

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Ford

Because he drove a Ford KA, and not because he’d get you wet."
very cryptic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Uturn... Bit psycho that one

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

A roundabout !

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By *rikiWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Just one giant red flag that says “this is clearly a giant red flag but you’re just gonna go ahead and date me anyway eh?”

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Maybe we should change it to any sign..

Like a lifeguards warning,

RED FLAG … dangerous waters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All day the sign that merges 2 lanes into one...

Somehow seemed justifiable if psychotic is your thing.

Just left me with the other 7 personalities to deal with

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By *luvpussy40Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"What would it say

No entry

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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago

In The Gym

The big white road markings that reads Keep Clear

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By *upersilver88Man
over a year ago

hazelgrove

A street sign, a one way street. No turning back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Downhill gradient

(150%)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

End of dual carriageway.

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By *eductiveEyesKillerThighsWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere & Everywhere

SLOW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hidden dick oh sorry hidden dip

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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago

S. Northants

No through road.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sign not in use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NO PARKING AT ANY TIME

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or Selfish self-centred self obsessed heartless disrespectful arrogant fake avenue

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

One way traffic (all me me me me me)

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Road closed. Diversion ahead.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Congestion in the middle lane.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Hazard - TOADS IN ROAD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beware Toxic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exit This Way

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Danger

Volatile substance

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By *onnie 90Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Uneven surface.

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By *aggy40Man
over a year ago

Nuneaton

No entry

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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Mine would be the twisty turny country road sign.

Never really knew what I was getting so it was a bit of a rollercoaster

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Lying cow (on the road)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twatfaced Arsebadger lane, enter at own risk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beware Thieves operate in this area

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

Men at Work

Give Way

Ice

Humps for Miles

Controlled Zone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caution : Ducks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One way only

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Avoid.

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

London/ South West (Devon, Somerset).

It wouldn’t get a word in, she’d be arguing with it!

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By *alty surpriseMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Risk of danger ahead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Road Liable To Flooding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A parking sign like you get in central London that just confuses the hell out of you

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By *reengirl911Couple
over a year ago

inverness

Riders dismount

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By *rchitectMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Not suitable for large vehicles.

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

No hard shoulders

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By *ames blonde007Man
over a year ago

Enfield

Men at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Danger, loose rocks!

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