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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Every time you open the fridge just for the milk to make a brew, there it all is staring at you tempting you.

Cheese

Bacon

Scotch eggs

Pork pie

Chocolate

Last nights Spaghetti Bolognese.

Be gone foul demons.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Sounds like heaven all that to me

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

It would be chocolate for me. So I put all the chocolate in the beer fridge

. Then it doesn’t look at me so much!

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood

Not chocolate in the fridge!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"It would be chocolate for me. So I put all the chocolate in the beer fridge

. Then it doesn’t look at me so much!"

Don’t mention the beer.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"It would be chocolate for me. So I put all the chocolate in the beer fridge

. Then it doesn’t look at me so much!

Don’t mention the beer.

Haha I don’t like beer. Other drinks are available in that fridge

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Sounds like heaven all that to me

That’s the problem.

Argghhhh the pickle is even on the same shelf as the pork pie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've literally just got a mini peperami and 2 baby bels out for a bit of a snack lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's in my fridge... nail polish and an oil cloth

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood

No no form , putting chocolate in the fridge

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"What's in my fridge... nail polish and an oil cloth

What’s in your bathroom cabinet.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"No no form , putting chocolate in the fridge"

Each to their own.

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over a year ago

"Sounds like heaven all that to me

That’s the problem.

Argghhhh the pickle is even on the same shelf as the pork pie. "

As long as the bacon is on the bottom, its ok , deep breath , the pickle and pie can be on the same shelf breath with me

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Sounds like heaven all that to me

That’s the problem.

Argghhhh the pickle is even on the same shelf as the pork pie.

As long as the bacon is on the bottom, its ok , deep breath , the pickle and pie can be on the same shelf breath with me"

Food safety is paramount of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's in my fridge... nail polish and an oil cloth

What’s in your bathroom cabinet.

I dont have a cabinet, I have some drawers...

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"What's in my fridge... nail polish and an oil cloth

What’s in your bathroom cabinet.

I dont have a cabinet, I have some drawers..."

I hope they’re not droopy ones.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm not easily tempted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are the scotch egg and pork pie regulars in the fridge? If so I can see the problem

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'm not easily tempted

I’m afraid I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's in my fridge... nail polish and an oil cloth

What’s in your bathroom cabinet.

I dont have a cabinet, I have some drawers...

I hope they’re not droopy ones. "

Haha! No those type I'm usually free of

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Are the scotch egg and pork pie regulars in the fridge? If so I can see the problem"

Definitely repeat offenders. Occasionally I go mental and have a lattice topped pork pie.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Sounds like heaven all that to me

That’s the problem.

Argghhhh the pickle is even on the same shelf as the pork pie. "

You can keep the pickle haha

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Sounds like heaven all that to me

That’s the problem.

Argghhhh the pickle is even on the same shelf as the pork pie.

You can keep the pickle haha "

Ewwww pickle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This would happen less often for me if her ladyship would just do what she is bloody well told and stop buying the damn pork pies. I cannot decide if she's deliberately winding me up or its simply that her inbuilt desire to look after (read "feed") me is greater than her desire not to see me turn into a Michelin man.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Sounds like heaven all that to me

That’s the problem.

Argghhhh the pickle is even on the same shelf as the pork pie.

You can keep the pickle haha

Ewwww pickle

Mustard too.

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

Winchester

"Every time you open the fridge just for the milk to make a brew, there it all is staring at you tempting you.

Cheese

Bacon

Scotch eggs

Pork pie

Chocolate

Last nights Spaghetti Bolognese.

Be gone foul demons.

You missed the beer , it’s drinking time somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are the scotch egg and pork pie regulars in the fridge? If so I can see the problem

Definitely repeat offenders. Occasionally I go mental and have a lattice topped pork pie. "

O dear.

Do we have any nutritionists in the building!

I can do CPR and chest compressions until one arrives

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My fridge has milk, spinach and celery in it.

I envy some of your fridges.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Sounds like heaven all that to me

That’s the problem.

Argghhhh the pickle is even on the same shelf as the pork pie.

You can keep the pickle haha

Ewwww pickle

Agreed

. He can keep the pickle , I'll have something else Fiddles has

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Sounds like heaven all that to me

That’s the problem.

Argghhhh the pickle is even on the same shelf as the pork pie.

You can keep the pickle haha

Ewwww pickle

Mustard too. "

I can do a bit of wholegrain but that’s my limit

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Sounds like heaven all that to me

That’s the problem.

Argghhhh the pickle is even on the same shelf as the pork pie.

You can keep the pickle haha

Ewwww pickle

Agreed

. He can keep the pickle , I'll have something else Fiddles has

Oooooh can I watch

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Sounds like heaven all that to me

That’s the problem.

Argghhhh the pickle is even on the same shelf as the pork pie.

You can keep the pickle haha

Ewwww pickle

Agreed

. He can keep the pickle , I'll have something else Fiddles has

I definitely don’t keep bananas in the fridge.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm not easily tempted

I’m afraid I am.

Why am I not surprised

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Sounds like heaven all that to me

That’s the problem.

Argghhhh the pickle is even on the same shelf as the pork pie.

You can keep the pickle haha

Ewwww pickle

Agreed

. He can keep the pickle , I'll have something else Fiddles has

Oooooh can I watch

Errr yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would be chocolate for me. So I put all the chocolate in the beer fridge

. Then it doesn’t look at me so much!

Don’t mention the beer.

Haha I don’t like beer. Other drinks are available in that fridge

I can drink the beer and would even be up for eating the chocolate too. I'm a nice guy like that!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sounds like heaven all that to me

That’s the problem.

Argghhhh the pickle is even on the same shelf as the pork pie.

You can keep the pickle haha

Ewwww pickle

Agreed

. He can keep the pickle , I'll have something else Fiddles has

Oooooh can I watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like heaven all that to me

That’s the problem.

Argghhhh the pickle is even on the same shelf as the pork pie.

You can keep the pickle haha

Ewwww pickle

Mustard too.

I can do a bit of wholegrain but that’s my limit

Chicken with Wholegrain and cream sauce

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Sounds like heaven all that to me

That’s the problem.

Argghhhh the pickle is even on the same shelf as the pork pie.

You can keep the pickle haha

Ewwww pickle

Mustard too.

I can do a bit of wholegrain but that’s my limit

Chicken with Wholegrain and cream sauce "

Oh yeah love it in a sauce. Creme fraiche with that, lemon and honey with salmon. Delicious x

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Sounds like heaven all that to me

That’s the problem.

Argghhhh the pickle is even on the same shelf as the pork pie.

You can keep the pickle haha

Ewwww pickle

Agreed

. He can keep the pickle , I'll have something else Fiddles has

Oooooh can I watch

You’re already there.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"It would be chocolate for me. So I put all the chocolate in the beer fridge

. Then it doesn’t look at me so much!

Don’t mention the beer.

Haha I don’t like beer. Other drinks are available in that fridge

I can drink the beer and would even be up for eating the chocolate too. I'm a nice guy like that!

Pop over. I’ll have the choc you can have the beer

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Sounds like heaven all that to me

That’s the problem.

Argghhhh the pickle is even on the same shelf as the pork pie.

You can keep the pickle haha

Ewwww pickle

Mustard too.

I can do a bit of wholegrain but that’s my limit

Chicken with Wholegrain and cream sauce "

Had that last night but with pork loin spinach and button mushrooms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like heaven all that to me

That’s the problem.

Argghhhh the pickle is even on the same shelf as the pork pie.

You can keep the pickle haha

Ewwww pickle

Mustard too.

I can do a bit of wholegrain but that’s my limit

Chicken with Wholegrain and cream sauce

Had that last night but with pork loin spinach and button mushrooms. "

You eat well

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Sounds like heaven all that to me

That’s the problem.

Argghhhh the pickle is even on the same shelf as the pork pie.

You can keep the pickle haha

Ewwww pickle

Agreed

. He can keep the pickle , I'll have something else Fiddles has

Oooooh can I watch

I'm sure he won't mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would be chocolate for me. So I put all the chocolate in the beer fridge

. Then it doesn’t look at me so much!

Don’t mention the beer.

Haha I don’t like beer. Other drinks are available in that fridge

I can drink the beer and would even be up for eating the chocolate too. I'm a nice guy like that!

Pop over. I’ll have the choc you can have the beer

That sounds perfect

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Sounds like heaven all that to me

That’s the problem.

Argghhhh the pickle is even on the same shelf as the pork pie.

You can keep the pickle haha

Ewwww pickle

Mustard too.

I can do a bit of wholegrain but that’s my limit

Chicken with Wholegrain and cream sauce

Had that last night but with pork loin spinach and button mushrooms.

You eat well"

I try to. It’s the in between meals that go awry.

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