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I then proceeded to do a weird twirl (think baby elephant doing a pirouette and you're probably close) and land hard on the corner of the bedside unit. So I have a bruised arse and not in a fun way.
Yesterday I got sent a photo and it caused me to tip my glass of water down me (I missed my mouth). And just now I was sent one and ended up ch*king on my coffee.
Previous threads on this subject have featured "the one where Posh missed the toilet seat" and "the one where Posh fell off the bed and down the stairs taking a photo for fab"
Please tell me I'm not the only completely clumsy moron here.....
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"I have been known to fall up the stairs, trip over non existent things and ch*ke on my own spit
So, no, you’re not the only one "I knew I could rely on you | |||
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"I do trip over my own shadow… I’m crap with my feet…
Having said that I’ve got great reflexes and if something falls from the cupboard or something I seem to be able to save it… so "How weird! Me too! Reflexes of a ninja cat.... grace of a rhino! | |||
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 ) i always have to hold the hand rail.. In China i went down the great wall on my bum 'cos there was no hand rail!
I'm always covered in inexplicable bruises in strange places 
I've got a cut on my lip.. No idea how it happened
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"I have been known to fall up the stairs, trip over non existent things and ch*ke on my own spit
So, no, you’re not the only one "I do that last one fairly regularly - much to the amusement of her ladyship who seems to think that they're is nothing funnier than me ch#king to death.
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"I'm a spanner and can't hide it. I've always got bruises, at the moment I have one on my head where I somehow managed to hit myself with a tin of tomatoes and one on my knuckles where I threw a hand up mid-orgasm and smacked the wall. You're certainly not on your own with weird ways to injure yourself!" I adore that! I once punched myself in the eye mid orgasm.... that was a fun shiner. I do love me a sex bruise though lol | |||
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"Oh as a teen right through to my late 30s i regularly used to fall down stairs.. Once went down the enormous York M+S stairs (escalators now ) i always have to hold the hand rail.. In China i went down the great wall on my bum 'cos there was no hand rail!
I'm always covered in inexplicable bruises in strange places
I've got a cut on my lip.. No idea how it happened
I also fall off the bed during various activities but that is, ummm, explicable "Falling off the bed is fun though | |||
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"I am not very clumsy at all but I am thought very glad you are as it means you can clumsily fall in to my arms and I can look you in the eyes and tell you your a wonderful person and so beautiful Hope your ok xxx " Aww you angel. I'm ok xx | |||
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"I have been known to fall up the stairs, trip over non existent things and ch*ke on my own spit
So, no, you’re not the only one
I do that last one fairly regularly - much to the amusement of her ladyship who seems to think that they're is nothing funnier than me ch#king to death.
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"I have been known to fall up the stairs, trip over non existent things and ch*ke on my own spit
So, no, you’re not the only one "I am just the same and on occasions trip over my own feet. Mrs KC | |||
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"Not usually, but it can be a case of when it rains it pours. If I'm clumsy doing one thing,it sets off a chain reaction of other clumsy things "I'm just clumsy all the time. Except in heels weirdly. | |||
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"I have a hellish habit of hotting my fingers when hammering nails...nope i definitely am not a joiner!! i normally swear then suck the said hammered finger "I'm good with a hammer. And sucking.... | |||
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"Not clumsy as such but I did once give myself a black eye at work by hiting myself with the desk phone as I went to answer it "That's impressive! | |||
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"I am not very clumsy at all but I am thought very glad you are as it means you can clumsily fall in to my arms and I can look you in the eyes and tell you your a wonderful person and so beautiful Hope your ok xxx Aww you angel. I'm ok xx" Good good glad your ok and your welcome xx | |||
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"I'm a lot less clumsy than I used to be since being diagnosed with a B12 deficiency. Apparently it's one of the main symptoms. Extreme tiredness, lethargy, walking into walls, clumsiness, forgetting words, depression to mention just a few.... Its not something that they test for routinely either. " Ooh. Maybe I should try that. | |||
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"I walk into door frames which is my most common mistake. I have a friend who is massively accident prone but has dyspraxia and walks falls all the time. " I do that! It's like I move it a foot over in my head and just straight into it! | |||
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"I have been known to fall up the stairs, trip over non existent things and ch*ke on my own spit
So, no, you’re not the only one
I am just the same and on occasions trip over my own feet.
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"So this morning, I got up, took a step and tripped over. I'm not sure what I tripped over, could have been a moth. Or a speck of dust. Possibly my own aura. I'm talented like that
I then proceeded to do a weird twirl (think baby elephant doing a pirouette and you're probably close) and land hard on the corner of the bedside unit. So I have a bruised arse and not in a fun way.
Yesterday I got sent a photo and it caused me to tip my glass of water down me (I missed my mouth). And just now I was sent one and ended up ch*king on my coffee.
Previous threads on this subject have featured "the one where Posh missed the toilet seat" and "the one where Posh fell off the bed and down the stairs taking a photo for fab"
Please tell me I'm not the only completely clumsy moron here.....
This thread is....
Part look at me cos I'm a shameless attention seeking whore apparently, part giving you this to make you giggle and part really hoping I'm not the only spanner in here "There is no competition here though , your clumsiness is in a league if its own, sorry | |||
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"I'm partially deaf so my balance is shit at the best of times. I'm constantly covered in bruises from walking into things. The most recent mishap is falling up the kerb carrying my father in laws shopping and squashing his egg custards " Maybe I should blame my deafness...... 
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"I walk into door frames which is my most common mistake. I have a friend who is massively accident prone but has dyspraxia and walks falls all the time. I do that! It's like I move it a foot over in my head and just straight into it!" It's only particular door frames though for me and they are ones in work. And a row of lockers that I swear jump out at me | |||
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"So this morning, I got up, took a step and tripped over. I'm not sure what I tripped over, could have been a moth. Or a speck of dust. Possibly my own aura. I'm talented like that
I then proceeded to do a weird twirl (think baby elephant doing a pirouette and you're probably close) and land hard on the corner of the bedside unit. So I have a bruised arse and not in a fun way.
Yesterday I got sent a photo and it caused me to tip my glass of water down me (I missed my mouth). And just now I was sent one and ended up ch*king on my coffee.
Previous threads on this subject have featured "the one where Posh missed the toilet seat" and "the one where Posh fell off the bed and down the stairs taking a photo for fab"
Please tell me I'm not the only completely clumsy moron here.....
This thread is....
Part look at me cos I'm a shameless attention seeking whore apparently, part giving you this to make you giggle and part really hoping I'm not the only spanner in here
There is no competition here though , your clumsiness is in a league if its own, sorry "Shurrup you | |||
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"Mine entirely depends on what I’m doing if it’s something where I need to be very not clumsy you know full well I’ll fall over nothing where as if it’s something where you would expect me to be I’m not " Oh God yes! Inappropriate falling all the time! | |||
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"I walk into door frames which is my most common mistake. I have a friend who is massively accident prone but has dyspraxia and walks falls all the time. I do that! It's like I move it a foot over in my head and just straight into it! It's only particular door frames though for me and they are ones in work. And a row of lockers that I swear jump out at me "Sounds like work need to soar that out! I blame them | |||
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"Well next time ive got my hammer out i know who to call to help make sure i aim it correctly... ?? I have a hellish habit of hotting my fingers when hammering nails...nope i definitely am not a joiner!! i normally swear then suck the said hammered finger
I'm good with a hammer. And sucking.... "Absolutely  | |||
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"Sometimes, when having a wank I miss the tissue when cumming. Im a clumsy git. "You use a tissue? Such efficiency | |||
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"I fall off of roofs, chop fingers off with power saws and any I've left I regularly pin down to floorboards with a nail gun. I'm misfortune though, not clumsy haha. " Erm.... I'm not sure that's true! Sounds clumsy to me | |||
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"I have been known to fall up the stairs, trip over non existent things and ch*ke on my own spit
So, no, you’re not the only one
I do that last one fairly regularly - much to the amusement of her ladyship who seems to think that they're is nothing funnier than me ch#king to death.
Mr"You also fell upstairs carrying glasses of squash and duly launched them all over the walls... I wet myself laughing. NBVN x | |||
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"I have been known to fall up the stairs, trip over non existent things and ch*ke on my own spit
So, no, you’re not the only one
I do that last one fairly regularly - much to the amusement of her ladyship who seems to think that they're is nothing funnier than me ch#king to death.
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You also fell upstairs carrying glasses of squash and duly launched them all over the walls... I wet myself laughing.
NBVN x"
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"I have been known to fall up the stairs, trip over non existent things and ch*ke on my own spit
So, no, you’re not the only one
I do that last one fairly regularly - much to the amusement of her ladyship who seems to think that they're is nothing funnier than me ch#king to death.
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You also fell upstairs carrying glasses of squash and duly launched them all over the walls... I wet myself laughing.
NBVN x
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"So this morning, I got up, took a step and tripped over. I'm not sure what I tripped over, could have been a moth. Or a speck of dust. Possibly my own aura. I'm talented like that
I then proceeded to do a weird twirl (think baby elephant doing a pirouette and you're probably close) and land hard on the corner of the bedside unit. So I have a bruised arse and not in a fun way.
Yesterday I got sent a photo and it caused me to tip my glass of water down me (I missed my mouth). And just now I was sent one and ended up ch*king on my coffee.
Previous threads on this subject have featured "the one where Posh missed the toilet seat" and "the one where Posh fell off the bed and down the stairs taking a photo for fab"
Please tell me I'm not the only completely clumsy moron here.....
This thread is....
Part look at me cos I'm a shameless attention seeking whore apparently, part giving you this to make you giggle and part really hoping I'm not the only spanner in here
There is no competition here though , your clumsiness is in a league if its own, sorry
Shurrup you "Oh you know I have more evidence of your mishaps so shall I stay quiet ?? | |||
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"So this morning, I got up, took a step and tripped over. I'm not sure what I tripped over, could have been a moth. Or a speck of dust. Possibly my own aura. I'm talented like that
I then proceeded to do a weird twirl (think baby elephant doing a pirouette and you're probably close) and land hard on the corner of the bedside unit. So I have a bruised arse and not in a fun way.
Yesterday I got sent a photo and it caused me to tip my glass of water down me (I missed my mouth). And just now I was sent one and ended up ch*king on my coffee.
Previous threads on this subject have featured "the one where Posh missed the toilet seat" and "the one where Posh fell off the bed and down the stairs taking a photo for fab"
Please tell me I'm not the only completely clumsy moron here.....
This thread is....
Part look at me cos I'm a shameless attention seeking whore apparently, part giving you this to make you giggle and part really hoping I'm not the only spanner in here
There is no competition here though , your clumsiness is in a league if its own, sorry
Shurrup you
Oh you know I have more evidence of your mishaps so shall I send porn ?? "FIFY | |||
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"So this morning, I got up, took a step and tripped over. I'm not sure what I tripped over, could have been a moth. Or a speck of dust. Possibly my own aura. I'm talented like that
I then proceeded to do a weird twirl (think baby elephant doing a pirouette and you're probably close) and land hard on the corner of the bedside unit. So I have a bruised arse and not in a fun way.
Yesterday I got sent a photo and it caused me to tip my glass of water down me (I missed my mouth). And just now I was sent one and ended up ch*king on my coffee.
Previous threads on this subject have featured "the one where Posh missed the toilet seat" and "the one where Posh fell off the bed and down the stairs taking a photo for fab"
Please tell me I'm not the only completely clumsy moron here.....
This thread is....
Part look at me cos I'm a shameless attention seeking whore apparently, part giving you this to make you giggle and part really hoping I'm not the only spanner in here
There is no competition here though , your clumsiness is in a league if its own, sorry
Shurrup you
Oh you know I have more evidence of your mishaps so shall I send porn ??
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"Few sore fingers need sucking haha" I'm game | |||
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"So this morning, I got up, took a step and tripped over. I'm not sure what I tripped over, could have been a moth. Or a speck of dust. Possibly my own aura. I'm talented like that
I then proceeded to do a weird twirl (think baby elephant doing a pirouette and you're probably close) and land hard on the corner of the bedside unit. So I have a bruised arse and not in a fun way.
Yesterday I got sent a photo and it caused me to tip my glass of water down me (I missed my mouth). And just now I was sent one and ended up ch*king on my coffee.
Previous threads on this subject have featured "the one where Posh missed the toilet seat" and "the one where Posh fell off the bed and down the stairs taking a photo for fab"
Please tell me I'm not the only completely clumsy moron here.....
This thread is....
Part look at me cos I'm a shameless attention seeking whore apparently, part giving you this to make you giggle and part really hoping I'm not the only spanner in here
There is no competition here though , your clumsiness is in a league if its own, sorry
Shurrup you
Oh you know I have more evidence of your mishaps so shall I send porn ??
FIFY
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"So this morning, I got up, took a step and tripped over. I'm not sure what I tripped over, could have been a moth. Or a speck of dust. Possibly my own aura. I'm talented like that
I then proceeded to do a weird twirl (think baby elephant doing a pirouette and you're probably close) and land hard on the corner of the bedside unit. So I have a bruised arse and not in a fun way.
Yesterday I got sent a photo and it caused me to tip my glass of water down me (I missed my mouth). And just now I was sent one and ended up ch*king on my coffee.
Previous threads on this subject have featured "the one where Posh missed the toilet seat" and "the one where Posh fell off the bed and down the stairs taking a photo for fab"
Please tell me I'm not the only completely clumsy moron here.....
This thread is....
Part look at me cos I'm a shameless attention seeking whore apparently, part giving you this to make you giggle and part really hoping I'm not the only spanner in here
There is no competition here though , your clumsiness is in a league if its own, sorry
Shurrup you
Oh you know I have more evidence of your mishaps so shall I send porn ??
FIFY
You'll still be reminding me of this when I'm 80 won't you
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"I walk into door frames which is my most common mistake. I have a friend who is massively accident prone but has dyspraxia and walks falls all the time. " I walked into one of those supermaket revolving glass doors once with about 20 casual observers
I thought it had opened all the way.. I banged my nose +forehead really badly and i was so embarrassed, i walked out through the exit and escaped to my car to 'lick my wounds'
I noticed the following week they'd put stickers on the glass
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"No you are not the only one! Yesterday I slipped down the stairs and have carpet burns! Trip over my own feet constantly fall standing still.. Hit my bed frame so hard that my shin the next day turned purple it looked more like I fell down the stairs "I'm also dyspraxic | |||
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"I walk into door frames which is my most common mistake. I have a friend who is massively accident prone but has dyspraxia and walks falls all the time. I walked into one of those supermaket revolving glass doors once with about 20 casual observers
I thought it had opened all the way.. I banged my nose +forehead really badly and i was so embarrassed, i walked out through the exit and escaped to my car to 'lick my wounds'
I noticed the following week they'd put stickers on the glass
It made a hell of a bang haha"You did a good thing! You showed them a health and safety flaw! Go you! | |||
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"I am. In fact I'm sure there's a Mr Men story written about me. (Mr)" I almost said "which one?" #needsmorecoffee | |||
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"I walk into door frames which is my most common mistake. I have a friend who is massively accident prone but has dyspraxia and walks falls all the time. I walked into one of those supermaket revolving glass doors once with about 20 casual observers
I thought it had opened all the way.. I banged my nose +forehead really badly and i was so embarrassed, i walked out through the exit and escaped to my car to 'lick my wounds'
I noticed the following week they'd put stickers on the glass
It made a hell of a bang haha"Omg did you do the I'm fine but inside you want to cry walk away from the scene? I do that then as soon as I'm out of sight I let it all out | |||
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"No you are not the only one! Yesterday I slipped down the stairs and have carpet burns! Trip over my own feet constantly fall standing still.. Hit my bed frame so hard that my shin the next day turned purple it looked more like I fell down the stairs
I'm also dyspraxic "Ouch!! Thank you for making me feel better though.... I should research dyspraxia | |||
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"Stupidly accident prone and clumsy dyspraxia at its finest. I can manage to fall up stairs, I drop things all the time. I don’t drive because I know I’d be dangerous lol. X "Weirdly I'm really rather good behind the wheel....x | |||
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You can do both
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"I was à very clumsy child and teenager moving I to adulthood, I still have I cidents, when I was finally told I had dyslexia alot of my clumsiness was related to this makes me feel whole lot better "I wish I had a better reason than just being a spaz.... | |||
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"Pretty clumsy, I fell down the stairs two days ago and it's not my first time lol I also have a habit of walking out in front of cars because I'm in my own head!" Me and my stairs are well acquainted too
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"I have balance issues caused by peripheral neuropathy so can easily trip over nothing
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"Exceedingly at the moment, I can fall over thin air, smashed up knee and ankle to prove it! Wow! That's extreme! I hope it's not too bad?" I'll live but my ego may not! | |||
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"I have cuts on my arms and hands that I don't know how I did them. Cut my thumb open changing a oven light bulb. Nearly lost the top of my finger catching a falling wooden gate" I do that.... randomly wonder where the cuts and usually burns come from.... I've never caught a gate though.... | |||
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"Usually, just before that time of the month I become extremely clumsy and can't seem to hold on to anything, things just drop out of my hands. Last night I shut the car door on my thumb. Regularly have random bruises on my legs from banging into furniture that jumps in the way." We should stop getting that jumping furniture. And jumping walls, doors..... | |||
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"I have a Harry Potter scar on my forehead from shutting the boot lid on my head. ...only it's more of an 'I' than it is a 'Z' "So you're not the Chosen One then? Darn.... | |||
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"Extremely, so much so I wake up with random mystery bruises on myself "Er.... sorry. That was me | |||
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"Not at all clumsy. I'm a stealthy ninja  "Darn you and your ninja skills. I'm far more ninja-esque in heels weirdly. | |||
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"Very left handed in a right handed world, so extremely! "Knew you would be here in support Leo! Yay! | |||
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"I take medication that makes my hands shake. It's just the side effects of the drugs. All of them have them! As a kid I was always dropping mugs & plates & breaking them byeyond repair... I wouldn't have got a job as a juggler or been able to run away with the circus as an acrobat. (LOL) Martial arts sorted a lot of probs with my shakes as well as left & right problem co-ordination. I had some very patient teachers.... I think I'm like the joke:- "I’m not clumsy, The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies and the walls get in my way." "That's meant to be a joke??
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"Not only do I bump into inanimate objects, like lampposts, I also end up apologising to them … "Oh goodness me! Yes! I do that too.... and I've given up caring if anyone notices | |||
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It's reassuring there are so many in the same boat....
Tbf you'd probably fall out the boat "I'm damn good on a boat you meanie!! Maybe that's my problem. I actually have sea legs..... | |||
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It's reassuring there are so many in the same boat....
Tbf you'd probably fall out the boat
I'm damn good on a boat you meanie!!
Maybe that's my problem. I actually have sea legs..... " | |||
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"I only bump into lamposts cos I'm looking at boobs or short skirts! Yes, I know it's my fault & I deserve it! "I've never been that distracted. Honest. Really. Well. Maybe. Once. Twice at a push. I walk into posts and walls and people because I'm looking at the handsome men ALL THE DAMN TIME. | |||
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"I have a Harry Potter scar on my forehead from shutting the boot lid on my head. ...only it's more of an 'I' than it is a 'Z'
So you're not the Chosen One then?
Darn...."Nope, but I do a mean Wingardium Leviosa | |||
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"I have a Harry Potter scar on my forehead from shutting the boot lid on my head. ...only it's more of an 'I' than it is a 'Z'
So you're not the Chosen One then?
Darn....
Nope, but I do a mean Wingardium Leviosa"I've discovered I can make certain things rise with my mouth and a hand movement as well | |||
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"Very I always end up with my foot in my mouth Stop doing acrobatics then! "That takes the fun out of sex though | |||
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"Very I always end up with my foot in my mouth Stop doing acrobatics then!
That takes the fun out of sex though "Nah. I do an excellent impression of a sack of spuds and it's always fun! | |||
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"I often have a tendency to get tonthe top of the stairs with less coffee in my mug than I had at the bottom. And I've lost count how many times I've decorated the star walls with coffee "When will people learn.... drinks are a single floor only activity. Wasting coffee is outrageous! | |||
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"Very I always end up with my foot in my mouth Stop doing acrobatics then!
That takes the fun out of sex though
Nah. I do an excellent impression of a sack of spuds and it's always fun!"Mmmm spuds | |||
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"Opened a cupboard door onto my forehead once. " Only once? Pffft Amateur | |||
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"I c hoke on fresh air, trip over my own feet or nothing. If it can go wrong it will do in the worst way possible. I open my mouth to change feet! Even my dad says I need a government health warning "Yay! Another one to add to the ranks! | |||
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"I c hoke on fresh air, trip over my own feet or nothing. If it can go wrong it will do in the worst way possible. I open my mouth to change feet! Even my dad says I need a government health warning
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"I’ve been known to injure myself. Scar on my forehead from falling out of a tree when I was 11, one on my elbow from falling off my bike when I was 12 Dislocated shoulder more than once. Dislocated thumb Broken nose Christ knows how many times I’ve crashed when mountain biking as an adult Scar on my thumb from a saw slipping when doing DIY. Almost cut my foot off when an angle grinder kicked out while cutting a paving slab….. (which is why I wear safety boots now) Yeah I’m clumsy "I never would have guessed you were in the clumsy club! | |||
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"Day before my birthday broke my neck, collarbone 3 ribs and a lung. The omens were there, vomited before the bike ride and had a stinking cold. " Bejeezus. I've said it before and I'll say it again. Exercise is bad for you | |||
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"Posh I literally just dropped a plate which landed on a glass and smashed the lot "That's both spanner like and impressive! | |||
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"Posh I literally just dropped a plate which landed on a glass and smashed the lot "I’d waited ages for that dinner too. | |||
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"Posh I literally just dropped a plate which landed on a glass and smashed the lot
That's both spanner like and impressive! "On a tiled kitchen floor too so was very loud! | |||
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"Posh I literally just dropped a plate which landed on a glass and smashed the lot
I’d waited ages for that dinner too. "Luckily I’d eaten the dinner | |||
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"Terribly clumsy although since being pregnant I’ve been less so. If there is something to knock over I’ll be the one to do it. If there is someplace to fall it will be me. Most recent bad clumsy was when I was waiting for my ex in a bar and I realised I had attached my fishnets to a bar stool and couldn’t release them. Had to wait for him to arrive (late) before I could move. Then later that day, we went to put his things in hotel room and there was a step down. I walked into room, fell and knocked my head off the door frame. I ended up with 2 black eyes "I feel I shouldn't confess.... I did chuckle at both of those. Mainly because I've done them | |||
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"Posh I literally just dropped a plate which landed on a glass and smashed the lot
That's both spanner like and impressive!
On a tiled kitchen floor too so was very loud! "Nicely done! I'd have given you a high score! | |||
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