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"I’d go with an existing one. I’d go Triathlon or XC Mountain biking. " True athlete! | |||
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"Egg and spoon with the egg glued to the spoon ![]() Eggselent choice! | |||
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"Procrastination. Although I'd probably miss the medal ceremony" It's alright, do it tomorrow | |||
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"Spending money I don’t have lolol " I think yoy and i might have to fight it out for the gold!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Spending money I don’t have lolol I think yoy and i might have to fight it out for the gold!! ![]() ![]() Hahaha! See you at the competition ![]() | |||
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"The sack race ... I'm good in the sack! ![]() Cheeky answer ![]() | |||
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"Dog walking triathlon: running, throwing and of course picking up ![]() ![]() Good man! ![]() | |||
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"Three legged race. Me and my mate used to be amazing at this in Primary School." I thought it would be a man who mentioned the "three legged race" first ![]() | |||
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"Falling over.... and down.... and up ![]() You are world class in that discipline! ![]() | |||
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"Airsoft would be a cool Olympic sport. " Now you're talking! ![]() | |||
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"Bouncing boobs competition ![]() ![]() Just need to find something to bounce on ![]() | |||
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"Bouncing boobs competition ![]() ![]() ![]() “Waves” | |||
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"Bouncing boobs competition ![]() ![]() ![]() A bouncy castle ![]() | |||
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"Bouncing boobs competition ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I want to bounce not have black eyes ![]() | |||
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"Bouncing boobs competition ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha fair enough! Never occurred to me | |||
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"Bouncing boobs competition ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm good to bounce on. Lots of padding ![]() | |||
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"Bouncing boobs competition ![]() Ooooh can I join? | |||
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"Bouncing boobs competition ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Bounce on my thighs. ![]() | |||
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"Bouncing boobs competition ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() My arse has lots too ![]() | |||
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"Bouncing boobs competition ![]() Definitely posh ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Bouncing boobs competition ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Why of course ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Bouncing boobs competition ![]() ![]() ![]() Woo hoo! Bouncing together! ![]() | |||
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"Bouncing boobs competition ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'd definitely like to judge that one. | |||
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"Bouncing boobs competition ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Now that is a sport I'd like to partake in ![]() | |||
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"Bouncing boobs competition ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Let's do it ![]() | |||
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"How many things you can dangle off a nipple... A bit like the buckeroo game ![]() There’s a few ideas here I wouldn’t mind judging! | |||
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"Bouncing boobs competition ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Most definitely bouncing with it minus bras? ![]() | |||
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"Bouncing boobs competition ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Definitely minus bras. | |||
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"Bouncing boobs competition ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Erm..... not your choice Mr! Yes Frida. Definitely minus bras ![]() | |||
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"Bouncing boobs competition ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha epic sore boobie alert ![]() | |||
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"Bouncing boobs competition ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hell yes! But it'll be fun ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Bouncing boobs competition ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I’ll volunteer as bookie masseuse | |||
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"Bouncing boobs competition ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() They can be kissed better | |||
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"Procrastination. Although I'd probably miss the medal ceremony" You beat me to it I was busy pretending to be busy doing something well actually nothing | |||
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"I popped up a joke status last night that’s gaining some traction - cumshot boob targeting. Still to work out the logistics but could be a go-er… ![]() I’ll have a go. Not bothered about the medal and I’m not expecting to be accurate but it sounds fun | |||
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"Tv remote holding " Could become a relay if you hand it over to someone else | |||
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"Bouncing boobs competition ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Synchronised boobie Bouncing should definitely be in the Olympics! A bit like beach volleyball, but without the ball or clothing! ![]() | |||
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"Ironman triathlon. Would be awesome incredible athletes. For those of you that don't know. It's a continuous race consisting of A 2.4 mile open water swim straight onto the bike with a distance of 112 miles jump of bike quick footwear change onto a full marathon 26.2 miles. The top guys are banging this out in all under 8hrs. It's the ultimate 1day endurance test." Holy sh*t! I can just about manage an hour on a treadmill! | |||
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"Ironman triathlon. Would be awesome incredible athletes. For those of you that don't know. It's a continuous race consisting of A 2.4 mile open water swim straight onto the bike with a distance of 112 miles jump of bike quick footwear change onto a full marathon 26.2 miles. The top guys are banging this out in all under 8hrs. It's the ultimate 1day endurance test. Holy sh*t! I can just about manage an hour on a treadmill! " I've completed 5 in the past at a purely amateur level of course , however the beauty of ironman is you can be in the same race as the top elite athletes all be it they get a headstart, but just seeing them in the flesh makes you appreciate how good they are particularly when they blast past you on the bike like your standing still. | |||
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"Ironman triathlon. Would be awesome incredible athletes. For those of you that don't know. It's a continuous race consisting of A 2.4 mile open water swim straight onto the bike with a distance of 112 miles jump of bike quick footwear change onto a full marathon 26.2 miles. The top guys are banging this out in all under 8hrs. It's the ultimate 1day endurance test. Holy sh*t! I can just about manage an hour on a treadmill! I've completed 5 in the past at a purely amateur level of course , however the beauty of ironman is you can be in the same race as the top elite athletes all be it they get a headstart, but just seeing them in the flesh makes you appreciate how good they are particularly when they blast past you on the bike like your standing still." I did a spartan 5k once. Around 2015 or so. I really enjoyed doing that and felt pretty good but damn... If you're doing the above then I've a long way to go ![]() | |||
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"How about Muff diving?. Surely alot of folk would like to watch this." So long as the flips off the high dive are still included. ![]() | |||
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"Should they introduce just for you? I've been watching the diving and I think I'd have a shot at gold if they introduced the 3.5 meter Bouncing Bomb event. Or maybe Competitive Belly Flop. So what event would you have a shot at gold in? ![]() Synchronised cat herding. I've just done flea treatments on all of mine with only a small loss of blood. ![]() | |||
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"Ironman triathlon. Would be awesome incredible athletes. For those of you that don't know. It's a continuous race consisting of A 2.4 mile open water swim straight onto the bike with a distance of 112 miles jump of bike quick footwear change onto a full marathon 26.2 miles. The top guys are banging this out in all under 8hrs. It's the ultimate 1day endurance test. Holy sh*t! I can just about manage an hour on a treadmill! I've completed 5 in the past at a purely amateur level of course , however the beauty of ironman is you can be in the same race as the top elite athletes all be it they get a headstart, but just seeing them in the flesh makes you appreciate how good they are particularly when they blast past you on the bike like your standing still." I’ve done 5 sprint distance triathlons. I’d like to progress to Olympic distance in 2022 and maybe half iron man by 2025 Not sure I could commit the training needed for full iron man but it’s the dream. | |||
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"Wait, there surely be a place surely for tossing the caber " That's the wanking discipline ![]() | |||
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"Bouncing boobs competition ![]() Ooo that could get painful | |||
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"Bouncing boobs competition ![]() I'd happily give a hand to any lady who requests support. | |||
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"Ironman triathlon. Would be awesome incredible athletes. For those of you that don't know. It's a continuous race consisting of A 2.4 mile open water swim straight onto the bike with a distance of 112 miles jump of bike quick footwear change onto a full marathon 26.2 miles. The top guys are banging this out in all under 8hrs. It's the ultimate 1day endurance test. Holy sh*t! I can just about manage an hour on a treadmill! I've completed 5 in the past at a purely amateur level of course , however the beauty of ironman is you can be in the same race as the top elite athletes all be it they get a headstart, but just seeing them in the flesh makes you appreciate how good they are particularly when they blast past you on the bike like your standing still. I did a spartan 5k once. Around 2015 or so. I really enjoyed doing that and felt pretty good but damn... If you're doing the above then I've a long way to go ![]() I have a friend who does ultra marathons, I think he's bonkers ![]() | |||
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"Belly surfing, the ripples produced by my wobbly bits could keep a surfer going for hours ![]() ![]() I'd happily ride the waves ![]() | |||
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"Belly surfing, the ripples produced by my wobbly bits could keep a surfer going for hours ![]() ![]() ![]() Ta ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Belly surfing, the ripples produced by my wobbly bits could keep a surfer going for hours ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'd have to play on your G string too though!! ![]() | |||
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"Belly surfing, the ripples produced by my wobbly bits could keep a surfer going for hours ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() G string, with my fat arse, I think not ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Bouncing boobs competition ![]() I’ll be the video referee for this event. | |||
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"Belly surfing, the ripples produced by my wobbly bits could keep a surfer going for hours ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Dwarf tossing. (As in throwing, not……oh, never mind)" Fastest or furthest? ![]() | |||
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"Should they introduce just for you? So what event would you have a shot at gold in? ![]() Cutting people out hahah you get one chance hahahah | |||
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"Farting? Total of 7 farts taking your best 4 farts to the next phase. All based on smell; length; quick walk farting; stationary farting; the stretching warm-up fart; on you back legs wide open. Scoring based on a total of 10 tumbs up. Out of the 4 farts 2 would have to have a special technical merit that only the farter can do say for instance - lighting a fart succesfully without burning clothing; holding one in to prevent yourself from farting whilst people tickle & prod you; lighting a fart in a bath with coloured flame.... Clare Balding then saying "over to you Johnathon Ross for the gold, silver & bronze ranking!" See lighting a fart: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L-O32gHCWE ![]() And officials on hand to hold a stewards enquiry if there is suspicion of a follow-through. | |||
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"Dwarf tossing. (As in throwing, not……oh, never mind)" Like Aragorn tosses Gimli? You can throw me about if you like ![]() | |||
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"Dwarf tossing. (As in throwing, not……oh, never mind) Like Aragorn tosses Gimli? You can throw me about if you like ![]() "Nobody tosses a dwarf!" - Gimli "Argh, me beard!" - Also Gimli. | |||
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"Dwarf tossing. (As in throwing, not……oh, never mind) Like Aragorn tosses Gimli? You can throw me about if you like ![]() Unfortunately even though I have the dwarf hair alas no beard ![]() | |||
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"Dwarf tossing. (As in throwing, not……oh, never mind) Like Aragorn tosses Gimli? You can throw me about if you like ![]() ![]() Haha! The hair is great but I can cope without the beard ![]() | |||
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"Belly surfing, the ripples produced by my wobbly bits could keep a surfer going for hours ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ohhh ![]() ![]() | |||
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