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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Should they introduce just for you?

I've been watching the diving and I think I'd have a shot at gold if they introduced the 3.5 meter Bouncing Bomb event. Or maybe Competitive Belly Flop.

So what event would you have a shot at gold in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d go with an existing one. I’d go Triathlon or XC Mountain biking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Egg and spoon with the egg glued to the spoon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d go with an existing one. I’d go Triathlon or XC Mountain biking. "

True athlete!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Procrastination. Although I'd probably miss the medal ceremony

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Egg and spoon with the egg glued to the spoon

Eggselent choice!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Procrastination. Although I'd probably miss the medal ceremony"

It's alright, do it tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three legged race. Me and my mate used to be amazing at this in Primary School.

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By *incskittenWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

The sack race ...

I'm good in the sack!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog walking triathlon: running, throwing and of course picking up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spending money I don’t have lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also walking fast while sashaying… literally been sashaying since I was 5 apparently

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Airsoft would be a cool Olympic sport.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spending money I don’t have lolol "

I think yoy and i might have to fight it out for the gold!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tidying up after the kids

Definitely a gold medal for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spending money I don’t have lolol

I think yoy and i might have to fight it out for the gold!!

Hahaha! See you at the competition

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

I think they should introduce edging as an Olympic sport. After the watershed, obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freeride mountain biking.

Ill stick to 'the X games' though, olympics is to 'stiff' for my sports

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By *igjonny090Man
over a year ago

blackpool and Manchester

Useless factoids and information that adds no value to conversations I think I’d be a medal contender for

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The sack race ...

I'm good in the sack!

Cheeky answer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dog walking triathlon: running, throwing and of course picking up

Good man!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Falling over.... and down.... and up

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Bouncing boobs competition

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

The subtle art of not giving a fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Three legged race. Me and my mate used to be amazing at this in Primary School."

I thought it would be a man who mentioned the "three legged race" first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Falling over.... and down.... and up

You are world class in that discipline!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bouncing boobs competition

Bounce away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bouncing boobs competition

I’d like to umpire this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Airsoft would be a cool Olympic sport. "

Now you're talking!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Bouncing boobs competition

Bounce away!

Just need to find something to bounce on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bouncing boobs competition

Bounce away!

Just need to find something to bounce on

“Waves”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bouncing boobs competition

Bounce away!

Just need to find something to bounce on

A bouncy castle

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Bouncing boobs competition

Bounce away!

Just need to find something to bounce on

“Waves”"

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Bouncing boobs competition

Bounce away!

Just need to find something to bounce on

A bouncy castle

I want to bounce not have black eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bouncing boobs competition

Bounce away!

Just need to find something to bounce on

A bouncy castle

I want to bounce not have black eyes

Haha fair enough! Never occurred to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bouncing boobs competition

Bounce away!

Just need to find something to bounce on

A bouncy castle

I want to bounce not have black eyes

I'm good to bounce on. Lots of padding

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Bouncing boobs competition

Ooooh can I join?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bouncing boobs competition

Bounce away!

Just need to find something to bounce on

“Waves”

Bounce on my thighs.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Bouncing boobs competition

Bounce away!

Just need to find something to bounce on

A bouncy castle

I want to bounce not have black eyes

I'm good to bounce on. Lots of padding

My arse has lots too

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Bouncing boobs competition

Ooooh can I join?"

Definitely posh

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Bouncing boobs competition

Bounce away!

Just need to find something to bounce on

“Waves”

Bounce on my thighs.

Why of course

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Bouncing boobs competition

Ooooh can I join?

Definitely posh

Woo hoo! Bouncing together!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Bouncing boobs competition

Ooooh can I join?

Definitely posh

Woo hoo! Bouncing together!

I'd definitely like to judge that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bouncing boobs competition

Ooooh can I join?

Definitely posh

Woo hoo! Bouncing together!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many things you can dangle off a nipple... A bit like the buckeroo game

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By *lovisMan
over a year ago

Twickenham

Laying on the sofa - marks for endurance AND style

Then developing it into a triathlon to involve drinking tea and eating cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People watching, been saying this for years!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Bouncing boobs competition

Ooooh can I join?

Definitely posh

Woo hoo! Bouncing together!

Now that is a sport I'd like to partake in

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Bouncing boobs competition

Ooooh can I join?

Definitely posh

Woo hoo! Bouncing together!

Now that is a sport I'd like to partake in

Let's do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many things you can dangle off a nipple... A bit like the buckeroo game

There’s a few ideas here I wouldn’t mind judging!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Bouncing boobs competition

Ooooh can I join?

Definitely posh

Woo hoo! Bouncing together!

Now that is a sport I'd like to partake in

Let's do it

Most definitely bouncing with it minus bras?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bouncing boobs competition

Ooooh can I join?

Definitely posh

Woo hoo! Bouncing together!

Now that is a sport I'd like to partake in

Let's do it

Most definitely bouncing with it minus bras?

Definitely minus bras.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bouncing boobs competition

Ooooh can I join?

Definitely posh

Woo hoo! Bouncing together!

Now that is a sport I'd like to partake in

Let's do it

Depends with and without bra like the skateboarders do a skill section

Most definitely bouncing with it minus bras?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Bouncing boobs competition

Ooooh can I join?

Definitely posh

Woo hoo! Bouncing together!

Now that is a sport I'd like to partake in

Let's do it

Most definitely bouncing with it minus bras?

Definitely minus bras. "

Erm..... not your choice Mr!

Yes Frida. Definitely minus bras

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Bouncing boobs competition

Ooooh can I join?

Definitely posh

Woo hoo! Bouncing together!

Now that is a sport I'd like to partake in

Let's do it

Most definitely bouncing with it minus bras?

Definitely minus bras.

Erm..... not your choice Mr!

Yes Frida. Definitely minus bras

Haha epic sore boobie alert

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Bouncing boobs competition

Ooooh can I join?

Definitely posh

Woo hoo! Bouncing together!

Now that is a sport I'd like to partake in

Let's do it

Most definitely bouncing with it minus bras?

Definitely minus bras.

Erm..... not your choice Mr!

Yes Frida. Definitely minus bras

Haha epic sore boobie alert

Hell yes! But it'll be fun

Plus hopefully someone will offer to kiss them better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bouncing boobs competition

Ooooh can I join?

Definitely posh

Woo hoo! Bouncing together!

Now that is a sport I'd like to partake in

Let's do it

Most definitely bouncing with it minus bras?

Definitely minus bras.

Erm..... not your choice Mr!

Yes Frida. Definitely minus bras

Haha epic sore boobie alert

"
I’ll volunteer as bookie masseuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bouncing boobs competition

Ooooh can I join?

Definitely posh

Woo hoo! Bouncing together!

Now that is a sport I'd like to partake in

Let's do it

Most definitely bouncing with it minus bras?

Definitely minus bras.

Erm..... not your choice Mr!

Yes Frida. Definitely minus bras

Haha epic sore boobie alert

They can be kissed better

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By *eddy004Man
over a year ago

Toy Town

"Procrastination. Although I'd probably miss the medal ceremony"

You beat me to it I was busy pretending to be busy doing something well actually nothing

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I popped up a joke status last night that’s gaining some traction - cumshot boob targeting. Still to work out the logistics but could be a go-er…

Mr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tv remote holding

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

Making it look as though I have done more work than I have actually done.

Hiding true emotions when in-laws visit. Actually, that might serve me well for poker. Poker then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I popped up a joke status last night that’s gaining some traction - cumshot boob targeting. Still to work out the logistics but could be a go-er…

Mr. "

I’ll have a go. Not bothered about the medal and I’m not expecting to be accurate but it sounds fun

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By *lovisMan
over a year ago

Twickenham

"Tv remote holding "

Could become a relay if you hand it over to someone else

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bouncing boobs competition

Ooooh can I join?

Definitely posh

Woo hoo! Bouncing together!

Now that is a sport I'd like to partake in

Let's do it

Most definitely bouncing with it minus bras?

Definitely minus bras.

Erm..... not your choice Mr!

Yes Frida. Definitely minus bras

Haha epic sore boobie alert

Hell yes! But it'll be fun

Plus hopefully someone will offer to kiss them better

Synchronised boobie Bouncing should definitely be in the Olympics! A bit like beach volleyball, but without the ball or clothing!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Ironman triathlon.

Would be awesome incredible athletes.

For those of you that don't know.

It's a continuous race consisting of

A 2.4 mile open water swim straight onto the bike with a distance of 112 miles jump of bike quick footwear change onto a full marathon 26.2 miles.

The top guys are banging this out in all under 8hrs.

It's the ultimate 1day endurance test.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ironman triathlon.

Would be awesome incredible athletes.

For those of you that don't know.

It's a continuous race consisting of

A 2.4 mile open water swim straight onto the bike with a distance of 112 miles jump of bike quick footwear change onto a full marathon 26.2 miles.

The top guys are banging this out in all under 8hrs.

It's the ultimate 1day endurance test."

Holy sh*t! I can just about manage an hour on a treadmill!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bending over Comptisom

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Ironman triathlon.

Would be awesome incredible athletes.

For those of you that don't know.

It's a continuous race consisting of

A 2.4 mile open water swim straight onto the bike with a distance of 112 miles jump of bike quick footwear change onto a full marathon 26.2 miles.

The top guys are banging this out in all under 8hrs.

It's the ultimate 1day endurance test.

Holy sh*t! I can just about manage an hour on a treadmill! "

I've completed 5 in the past at a purely amateur level of course , however the beauty of ironman is you can be in the same race as the top elite athletes all be it they get a headstart, but just seeing them in the flesh makes you appreciate how good they are particularly when they blast past you on the bike like your standing still.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ironman triathlon.

Would be awesome incredible athletes.

For those of you that don't know.

It's a continuous race consisting of

A 2.4 mile open water swim straight onto the bike with a distance of 112 miles jump of bike quick footwear change onto a full marathon 26.2 miles.

The top guys are banging this out in all under 8hrs.

It's the ultimate 1day endurance test.

Holy sh*t! I can just about manage an hour on a treadmill!

I did a spartan 5k once. Around 2015 or so. I really enjoyed doing that and felt pretty good but damn... If you're doing the above then I've a long way to go

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

How about Muff diving?. Surely alot of folk would like to watch this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about Muff diving?. Surely alot of folk would like to watch this."

So long as the flips off the high dive are still included.

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By *xfordshireCoupleMFCouple
over a year ago

Abingdon

Mouse catching.

Seems it’s all we’re doing at the moment, I think one of our cats is trying to stock the house with live mice ahead of an Apocalypse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should they introduce just for you?

I've been watching the diving and I think I'd have a shot at gold if they introduced the 3.5 meter Bouncing Bomb event. Or maybe Competitive Belly Flop.

So what event would you have a shot at gold in?

Synchronised cat herding. I've just done flea treatments on all of mine with only a small loss of blood.

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

Topiary....I can produce a perfect cock from a bush in under twelve seconds

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All good stuff!

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By *ire76Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Sitting around waiting for a trailer ?? be good at that

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

Shuriken throwing - It's not as easy as it looks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanking! I'm an expert!

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

You could have Johnathon Ross come & rank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ironman triathlon.

Would be awesome incredible athletes.

For those of you that don't know.

It's a continuous race consisting of

A 2.4 mile open water swim straight onto the bike with a distance of 112 miles jump of bike quick footwear change onto a full marathon 26.2 miles.

The top guys are banging this out in all under 8hrs.

It's the ultimate 1day endurance test.

Holy sh*t! I can just about manage an hour on a treadmill!

I’ve done 5 sprint distance triathlons. I’d like to progress to Olympic distance in 2022 and maybe half iron man by 2025 Not sure I could commit the training needed for full iron man but it’s the dream.

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By *0astMan
over a year ago

Following the Sunsets of the North

Wait, there surely be a place surely for tossing the caber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait, there surely be a place surely for tossing the caber

That's the wanking discipline

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

Throwing Bo-Shuriken.

That is also very hard to do.

I watched a master throw them at very long & short distances - he was amazing!

I'll always kick myself I never bought any in the time...

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Bouncing boobs competition

Ooo that could get painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bouncing boobs competition

Ooo that could get painful "

I'd happily give a hand to any lady who requests support.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ironman triathlon.

Would be awesome incredible athletes.

For those of you that don't know.

It's a continuous race consisting of

A 2.4 mile open water swim straight onto the bike with a distance of 112 miles jump of bike quick footwear change onto a full marathon 26.2 miles.

The top guys are banging this out in all under 8hrs.

It's the ultimate 1day endurance test.

Holy sh*t! I can just about manage an hour on a treadmill!

I did a spartan 5k once. Around 2015 or so. I really enjoyed doing that and felt pretty good but damn... If you're doing the above then I've a long way to go

I have a friend who does ultra marathons, I think he's bonkers

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Belly surfing, the ripples produced by my wobbly bits could keep a surfer going for hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Belly surfing, the ripples produced by my wobbly bits could keep a surfer going for hours

I'd happily ride the waves

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Belly surfing, the ripples produced by my wobbly bits could keep a surfer going for hours

I'd happily ride the waves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Belly surfing, the ripples produced by my wobbly bits could keep a surfer going for hours

I'd happily ride the waves

I'd have to play on your G string too though!!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Belly surfing, the ripples produced by my wobbly bits could keep a surfer going for hours

I'd happily ride the waves

I'd have to play on your G string too though!!

G string, with my fat arse, I think not

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

London sometimes

"Bouncing boobs competition

I’ll be the video referee for this event.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Belly surfing, the ripples produced by my wobbly bits could keep a surfer going for hours

I'd happily ride the waves

I'd have to play on your G string too though!!

G string, with my fat arse, I think not

Was actually referring to yer guitar in the corner of yer piccy there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dwarf tossing.

(As in throwing, not……oh, never mind)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dwarf tossing.

(As in throwing, not……oh, never mind)"

Fastest or furthest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone suggested naked human wheelbarrow racing yet?

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

Farting?

Total of 7 farts taking your best 4 farts to the next phase. All based on smell; length; quick walk farting; stationary farting; the stretching warm-up fart; on you back legs wide open. Scoring based on a total of 10 tumbs up.

Out of the 4 farts 2 would have to have a special technical merit that only the farter can do say for instance - lighting a fart succesfully without burning clothing; holding one in to prevent yourself from farting whilst people tickle & prod you; lighting a fart in a bath with coloured flame....

Clare Balding then saying "over to you Johnathon Ross for the gold, silver & bronze ranking!"

See lighting a fart:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L-O32gHCWE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should they introduce just for you?

So what event would you have a shot at gold in?

Cutting people out hahah you get one chance hahahah

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"Farting?

Clare Balding then saying "over to you Johnathon Ross for the gold, silver & bronze ranking!"

See lighting a fart:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L-O32gHCWE

And officials on hand to hold a stewards enquiry if there is suspicion of a follow-through.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

5 metre sprint

And accurately guessing bra sizes and weights

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Dwarf tossing.

(As in throwing, not……oh, never mind)"

Like Aragorn tosses Gimli? You can throw me about if you like

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

Egg and bum race for me. It's kinda like the egg and spoon race except you clench it between your arse cheeks and run the required distance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dwarf tossing.

(As in throwing, not……oh, never mind)

Like Aragorn tosses Gimli? You can throw me about if you like

"Nobody tosses a dwarf!" - Gimli

"Argh, me beard!" - Also Gimli.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Dwarf tossing.

(As in throwing, not……oh, never mind)

Like Aragorn tosses Gimli? You can throw me about if you like

"Nobody tosses a dwarf!" - Gimli

"Argh, me beard!" - Also Gimli. "

Unfortunately even though I have the dwarf hair alas no beard

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over a year ago

"Dwarf tossing.

(As in throwing, not……oh, never mind)

Like Aragorn tosses Gimli? You can throw me about if you like

"Nobody tosses a dwarf!" - Gimli

"Argh, me beard!" - Also Gimli.

Unfortunately even though I have the dwarf hair alas no beard

Haha! The hair is great but I can cope without the beard

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Belly surfing, the ripples produced by my wobbly bits could keep a surfer going for hours

I'd happily ride the waves

I'd have to play on your G string too though!!

G string, with my fat arse, I think not

Was actually referring to yer guitar in the corner of yer piccy there

Ohhh

that’s not my guitar

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