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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Some of the threads remind me of people playing Top Trumps….makes me think we should all have stat’ cards like in the game...

On the male cards:

Height =

Penis Length =

Penis Girth =

Repeat Capacity =

Stamina/Duration =

Number of Practised Positions =

Typical number of lines written in a PM =

........

Funny thing was when I was trying to think what would be on the female cards I got stuck after “Bra Size”

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Isnt that all a guy wants to know, 'How big ya tits are'

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

lmfao

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

haahha I want a pack ..i have the mullet one and its funny as hell

guys would probably want

spit or swallow on the girls card...maybe extra points for squirting ?

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isnt that all a guy wants to know, 'How big ya tits are' "

It's important but it's not all we want to know

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Maybe some of these...

Max capacity () ?

Flexibility (scale of 1 to 10)

Age

Outfits

Leg length

Stilleto height

Number of toys

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"

Some of the threads remind me of people playing Top Trumps….makes me think we should all have stat’ cards like in the game...

On the male cards:

Height =

Penis Length =

Penis Girth =

Repeat Capacity =

Stamina/Duration =

Number of Practised Positions =

Typical number of lines written in a PM =

........

Funny thing was when I was trying to think what would be on the female cards I got stuck after “Bra Size”

"

Trouble is number 4 and 5 vary.... well with me they do, can sometimes do one but not the other, last ages or two mins lol........ would an average be any good, and over how many sessions would the average be calculated?

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

Some of the threads remind me of people playing Top Trumps….makes me think we should all have stat’ cards like in the game...

On the male cards:

Height =

Penis Length =

Penis Girth =

Repeat Capacity =

Stamina/Duration =

Number of Practised Positions =

Typical number of lines written in a PM =

........

Funny thing was when I was trying to think what would be on the female cards I got stuck after “Bra Size”

Trouble is number 4 and 5 vary.... well with me they do, can sometimes do one but not the other, last ages or two mins lol........ would an average be any good, and over how many sessions would the average be calculated?"

I guess it would work the same as when they make the cards for the cars, bikes, helicopters and stuff like that.... you used the best test results and accept performance will vary depending on who is driving it

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"

Some of the threads remind me of people playing Top Trumps….makes me think we should all have stat’ cards like in the game...

On the male cards:

Height =

Penis Length =

Penis Girth =

Repeat Capacity =

Stamina/Duration =

Number of Practised Positions =

Typical number of lines written in a PM =

........

Funny thing was when I was trying to think what would be on the female cards I got stuck after “Bra Size”

Trouble is number 4 and 5 vary.... well with me they do, can sometimes do one but not the other, last ages or two mins lol........ would an average be any good, and over how many sessions would the average be calculated?

I guess it would work the same as when they make the cards for the cars, bikes, helicopters and stuff like that.... you used the best test results and accept performance will vary depending on who is driving it "

Hmmmmm best eh?

ok

1. 5'10"

2. 7 inches

3. 4.5 inches

4. 9

5. 14 hours

6. 8

7. 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As fun as this idea is, should men really be left to do their own?

By the time the third guy has posted "practiced positions" will be upto 114.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"As fun as this idea is, should men really be left to do their own?

"

There are very few things a man should be left to do on his own lol

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"As fun as this idea is, should men really be left to do their own?

By the time the third guy has posted "practiced positions" will be upto 114. "

Well she did say "best performance".....my actual performance does fall short of that posted most (97%) of the time lol!!

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"As fun as this idea is, should men really be left to do their own?

By the time the third guy has posted "practiced positions" will be upto 114.

Well she did say "best performance"....."

And you stick with those figures m'dear. Cars will still be recorded as having the same bhp and 0-60 speed even when they have been round the clock a few times and had the best thrashed out of them.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"As fun as this idea is, should men really be left to do their own?

By the time the third guy has posted "practiced positions" will be upto 114.

Well she did say "best performance".....

And you stick with those figures m'dear. Cars will still be recorded as having the same bhp and 0-60 speed even when they have been round the clock a few times and had the best thrashed out of them."

Charming! Round the clock a few times?

And remember, I might not hit those top scores all the time, but I get close quite a bit of the time!!!

And aint never been thrashed yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do I get one as I have noticed a lot of people now have them

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