FabSwingers.com forum: What's the worst thing

By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

You can say to someone in the bedroom..... and have you said it??

Mine was someone else's name...oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Why did I bother

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Is it in yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still recovering from that...my dad of all people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can say to someone in the bedroom..... and have you said it??

Mine was someone else's name...oops "

You ANIMAL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also said someone else's name ...

And also 'was that it '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get out.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Yep the name thing is bad.

I once snored because I fell asleep during sex. So a general loud zzz sound.

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Your sister was better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep the name thing is bad.

I once snored because I fell asleep during sex. So a general loud zzz sound.

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

Is it me or is there an echo in here?.. echo in here?

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"You can say to someone in the bedroom..... and have you said it??

Mine was someone else's name...oops

You ANIMAL

I think I managed to get out of it lol but I did feel bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In all honesty, you are shit in bed"

And yes I said it

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Yep the name thing is bad.

I once snored because I fell asleep during sex. So a general loud zzz sound.

Omg....really

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Are all sacks of cement this responsive.

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk

Pretty sure it was just a fart!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Are all sacks of cement this responsive."

Okay, didn’t say it out loud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eww that stinks.. thankfully not said yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i wouldnt say anything bad.

i would keep my manners in check and politely say i have to leave im sorry about this.

anything else is poor attitude and not someone id entertain ever again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady once said to me "I bet that's the best blow job you've ever had, as I'm so good at it!"

My response "not even close!", it didn't go down well and nor did she again for that matter!

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Eww that stinks.. thankfully not said yet"

Have you thought it though???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eww that stinks.. thankfully not said yet

Have you thought it though???"

Honestly.....yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eww that stinks.. thankfully not said yet

Have you thought it though???

Honestly.....yes"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once someone told me that i "fucked like alan partridge."

This was when i was younger..

I used to anticipate the sessions with trepedidation.

It's a funny, though brutal sexual insult when i think about it now.. at the time I didnt have the backbone or integrity to be honest and tell the young woman that I wasnt really into her. Much to my shame..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her twin brothers name....

In all honesty we had been talking in depth about his life before hand as he was going through some things.... Still, not what you want to hear from her.

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By *hat BlokeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

“Oh fuck! Put your clothes back on lass”

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

“Oi, f**k off Bobby”

My dog had sneaked in and stuck his nose up my starfish while I was mid-thrust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you joking...?!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Yep the name thing is bad.

I once snored because I fell asleep during sex. So a general loud zzz sound.

Omg....really

Not my finest moment. To be fair, I'd had a bloody long drive and been up since 5am.

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Yep the name thing is bad.

I once snored because I fell asleep during sex. So a general loud zzz sound.

Omg....really

Not my finest moment. To be fair, I'd had a bloody long drive and been up since 5am.

Good reason if any

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Your mum was dirtier…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once someone told me that i "fucked like alan partridge."

This was when i was younger..

I used to anticipate the sessions with trepedidation.

Back of the net

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are always screaming other guys names while I'm in bed with them.

Usually God or Jesus, even had a John once (no ideas who that guy is)

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