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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Always remember the funny ideal woman to be:

3 foot tall, no teeth, and a flat head you can set your beer on.

And ideal man:

12 inch tongue, and can breath from his ears.

Any other funny ones you've heard?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I almost forgot the ideal mum:

When you're having a wank with your eyes closed you open them to find your mum's left a cup of tea and a biscuit on your bedside table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I almost forgot the ideal mum:

When you're having a wank with your eyes closed you open them to find your mum's left a cup of tea and a biscuit on your bedside table "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You laughing from experience?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You laughing from experience?"

I never got caught wanking.

Perfected the cum with pillow in a mouth technique;-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ideal cummer:

Tuberose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ideal cummer:

Tuberose"

I might use that. Reading it compelled me to descend my knees and then rise up..

Aka curtsy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always remember the funny ideal woman to be:

3 foot tall, no teeth, and a flat head you can set your beer on.

And ideal man:

12 inch tongue, and can breath from his ears.

Any other funny ones you've heard?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ideal cummer:

Tuberose

I might use that. Reading it compelled me to descend my knees and then rise up..

Aka curtsy. "

Curtsy your way over here and I'll show you my ear breathing skills

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