FabSwingers.com forum: Chocolate

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You a chomper or sucker?

Personally i love it from the fridge cold and break off a small section and slowly work my tongue til it coats the inside of my mouth.. leaves me satisfied for longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit like meets.

Sometimes I like a quick hit, sometimes I like to take my time.

Both have their place

Ooh a chocolatey kiss from The Sasster tho - now there's an idea !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the chocolate, whether it's from the fridge or room temp, the size of the chunk - and whether I'm in a huge rush for a fix having just burned my mouth on a nagar chilli in a damn hot curry!!!

Like last night. With a toblerone. Resulting in a cracked tooth and a trip to the dentist this afternoon.

Doh!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Depends on the chocolate, whether it's from the fridge or room temp, the size of the chunk - and whether I'm in a huge rush for a fix having just burned my mouth on a nagar chilli in a damn hot curry!!!

Like last night. With a toblerone. Resulting in a cracked tooth and a trip to the dentist this afternoon.

Doh!

You aint having much luck are you??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like last night. With a toblerone. Resulting in a cracked tooth and a trip to the dentist this afternoon.

Doh!

You aint having much luck are you??

It took my mind off yesterday's hangover though!

Every cloud.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

just a small block of galaxy.. pucker up Bussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like last night. With a toblerone. Resulting in a cracked tooth and a trip to the dentist this afternoon.

Doh!

You aint having much luck are you??

It took my mind off yesterday's hangover though!

Every cloud.......

I am more impressed at your self will that you had a Toblerone in the fridge !

Normally they would be in minejust long enough to chill and then they'd be out and in me gob until I collapsed into a sugar induced coma

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By *exki11enWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I don't eat chocolate very often at all. Maybe once or twice a year. When I do, it has to be straight from the fridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had my cock covered in chocolate.

I'm glad to say the lady in question was a sucker and not a chomper. Bit messy but nice. As for me I'm a chomper love it straight out the fridge.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Depends on my mood - my favourite Green and Black is one to be sucked and enjoyed slowly and sensually. Cadbury's wholenut is meant to be crunched I think?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I once had my cock covered in chocolate.

I'm glad to say the lady in question was a sucker and not a chomper. Bit messy but nice. As for me I'm a chomper love it straight out the fridge."
I was wondering about how hot the chocolate feels when applied? Isn t that almost a bit like being waxed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

o0o0o id love to take melted chocolate and drip it over a solid hard cock, let it set (cant imagine a cock to be as warm as the melting point of chocolate) and then spend a while just licking and sucking

*adds that to my 'to do' list..

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"o0o0o id love to take melted chocolate and drip it over a solid hard cock, let it set (cant imagine a cock to be as warm as the melting point of chocolate) and then spend a while just licking and sucking

*adds that to my 'to do' list.. "
Me too, never done that properly and would love to try... mind you preferably not on my own sheets lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my chocolate ice cold from the fridge with a glass of milk too, big kid i know

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Like last night. With a toblerone. Resulting in a cracked tooth and a trip to the dentist this afternoon.

Doh!

You aint having much luck are you??

It took my mind off yesterday's hangover though!

Every cloud.......

Did it work? Mine is banging !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was melted chocolate and she put it on with a spoon, felt really nice and even nicer when she sucked it off. Never been waxed so can't compare it with that. She seemed to really enjoy it too. Got me thinking must do it again sometime.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i know there's chocolate sauce, body paint and chocolate spreads out there but i like the idea that it could set so id have to work a little harder and it would last longer mmmmmmm

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

"i know there's chocolate sauce, body paint and chocolate spreads out there but i like the idea that it could set so id have to work a little harder and it would last longer mmmmmmm"

Is that just the chocolate or toppings aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chomper and lots of it ,i love nothing more than a chilled bar of milk chocolate 200g at night [every night]ah heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like last night. With a toblerone. Resulting in a cracked tooth and a trip to the dentist this afternoon.

Doh!

You aint having much luck are you??

It took my mind off yesterday's hangover though!

Every cloud.......

Did it work? Mine is banging !"

Yep! As soon as the agonising pain of toothache kicked in I completely forgot about the hangover!!

If you don't want the hassle of a trip to the dentist - I reckon sticking 'Stephen and the twins' just inside an open drawer - and then slamming it shut - would distract you in a similar fashion!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i know there's chocolate sauce, body paint and chocolate spreads out there but i like the idea that it could set so id have to work a little harder and it would last longer mmmmmmm"

Feel free to try it sometime. Happy to be your guinea pig lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i know there's chocolate sauce, body paint and chocolate spreads out there but i like the idea that it could set so id have to work a little harder and it would last longer mmmmmmm

Feel free to try it sometime. Happy to be your guinea pig lol.

This might sound perhaps a little bit petty however i dont know if i could get sexually involved with someone called 'Colin' after some recent events around these forums.. id be thinking of something else..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

From the freezer if its bog standard milk stuff, if its decent 70% plus then in the fridge..

chocolate buttons are great fun..

lots of possibilities and places..

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"From the freezer if its bog standard milk stuff, if its decent 70% plus then in the fridge..

chocolate buttons are great fun..

lots of possibilities and places..

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Let's face it... depending on the needs of the moment... ANYTHING goes...;-)

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"From the freezer if its bog standard milk stuff, if its decent 70% plus then in the fridge..

chocolate buttons are great fun..

lots of possibilities and places..

Let's face it... depending on the needs of the moment... ANYTHING goes...;-)"

indeed..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as a chocolate lover.. melted chocolate painted on body parts with a soft brush is both erotic and tasty! most chocolate is designed to melt at body temp, so it doesn't need to be so hot that it burns! just melt in a fondue or bain Marie (not micro as it cooks the chocolate making it burnt and bitter) and apply where ever you like!!

TRUST ME on this one folks....

free demo can be arranged

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"as a chocolate lover.. melted chocolate painted on body parts with a soft brush is both erotic and tasty! most chocolate is designed to melt at body temp, so it doesn't need to be so hot that it burns! just melt in a fondue or bain Marie (not micro as it cooks the chocolate making it burnt and bitter) and apply where ever you like!!

TRUST ME on this one folks....

free demo can be arranged

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You may find the forums going very quiet this afternoon...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TRUST ME on this one folks....

free demo can be arranged

You may find the forums going very quiet this afternoon...;-)"

hehehe

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

and dont whatever you do put the chocolate body paint in the kitchen cupboard cos the in laws came back early from a day out with the kids...

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"and dont whatever you do put the chocolate body paint in the kitchen cupboard cos the in laws came back early from a day out with the kids...

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and you did not fancy sharing... I get it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

galaxy has to be savoured and slowly seduced with the tongue and as it glides down the throat well its orgasmic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i know a cock is still 'body temp' but its not the hottest place i can think of, will it slightly solidify if say a hairdryer was used to cool it right down so it turned solid?

my mind is wondering now

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"and dont whatever you do put the chocolate body paint in the kitchen cupboard cos the in laws came back early from a day out with the kids...

and you did not fancy sharing... I get it!

nearly choked on a cup of tea with the OH's mum and dad when the eldest made a sandwich with it and banana then commented 'its a bit sweet'..

discreet slide away to hide it..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"and dont whatever you do put the chocolate body paint in the kitchen cupboard cos the in laws came back early from a day out with the kids...

and you did not fancy sharing... I get it!

nearly choked on a cup of tea with the OH's mum and dad when the eldest made a sandwich with it and banana then commented 'its a bit sweet'..

discreet slide away to hide it.."

lmfao.. brilliant

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

"i know a cock is still 'body temp' but its not the hottest place i can think of, will it slightly solidify if say a hairdryer was used to cool it right down so it turned solid?

my mind is wondering now "

can be available for experimentation

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"and dont whatever you do put the chocolate body paint in the kitchen cupboard cos the in laws came back early from a day out with the kids...

and you did not fancy sharing... I get it!

nearly choked on a cup of tea with the OH's mum and dad when the eldest made a sandwich with it and banana then commented 'its a bit sweet'..

discreet slide away to hide it..

lmfao.. brilliant"

still makes us chuckle..

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

Sadly, neither very often any more, and then only sugar free.

Ah the joys of being diabetic - still have lost 2 1/2 stone since March! Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i know a cock is still 'body temp' but its not the hottest place i can think of, will it slightly solidify if say a hairdryer was used to cool it right down so it turned solid?

my mind is wondering now "

on the cool setting it might!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i know a cock is still 'body temp' but its not the hottest place i can think of, will it slightly solidify if say a hairdryer was used to cool it right down so it turned solid?

my mind is wondering now

on the cool setting it might!!!

yeah forgot to add that bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TRUST ME on this one folks....

free demo can be arranged

You may find the forums going very quiet this afternoon...;-)"

news flash: supermarkets are reporting a sudden panic buying of cadbury and galaxy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TRUST ME on this one folks....

free demo can be arranged

You may find the forums going very quiet this afternoon...;-)

news flash: supermarkets are reporting a sudden panic buying of cadbury and galaxy"

Just wait til next Easter!!

The inaugural "Fab Easter Egg Hunt"

- where will you hide yours???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just wait til next Easter!!

The inaugural "Fab Easter Egg Hunt"

- where will you hide yours???

id completely cover mine in chocolate so they actually look like eggs

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Just wait til next Easter!!

The inaugural "Fab Easter Egg Hunt"

- where will you hide yours???

id completely cover mine in chocolate so they actually look like eggs

That would be a colossal pair of eggs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just wait til next Easter!!

The inaugural "Fab Easter Egg Hunt"

- where will you hide yours???

id completely cover mine in chocolate so they actually look like eggs

That would be a colossal pair of eggs

wanna wrap a bow around them, then take a nibble

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Just wait til next Easter!!

The inaugural "Fab Easter Egg Hunt"

- where will you hide yours???

id completely cover mine in chocolate so they actually look like eggs

That would be a colossal pair of eggs

wanna wrap a bow around them, then take a nibble

If you put some more treats inside

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just wait til next Easter!!

The inaugural "Fab Easter Egg Hunt"

- where will you hide yours???

id completely cover mine in chocolate so they actually look like eggs

That would be a colossal pair of eggs

wanna wrap a bow around them, then take a nibble

If you put some more treats inside

i could sprinkle some hundreds n thousands on them or possibly some mini smarties lol

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I look like a virgin reading all you naughty people. You even know how to make eating a chocolate sound sexy

I only eat dark chocolate, straight off the fridge

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

i could sprinkle some hundreds n thousands on them or possibly some mini smarties lol"

Sold

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i could sprinkle some hundreds n thousands on them or possibly some mini smarties lol

Sold

could i cover your testicles in chocolate so id have some mini eggs?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

i could sprinkle some hundreds n thousands on them or possibly some mini smarties lol

Sold

could i cover your testicles in chocolate so id have some mini eggs?

Surely you mean chocolate raisins

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i could sprinkle some hundreds n thousands on them or possibly some mini smarties lol

Sold

could i cover your testicles in chocolate so id have some mini eggs?

Surely you mean chocolate raisins

yeah i like those too.. you got iddy biddy squishy ones that turn solid when your about too cum?? i like those types?

*goes off for cold shower* cock/testicles and chocolate NOM NOM

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Cute I think you need to take a lie down for a little while

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cute I think you need to take a lie down for a little while

coming with???

i wont bite

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Cute I think you need to take a lie down for a little while

coming with???

i wont bite

They have self retracted just like a sumo's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*sobs* i'll go for a lie down alone then...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"*sobs* i'll go for a lie down alone then... "

Ouch let go of em 1st

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*sobs* i'll go for a lie down alone then...

Ouch let go of em 1st

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*adds that to my 'to do' list.. "

wrong info there on melting point

our bodies are aprox37 choc is liquid at 30

opps just gave my job away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sounded like i was moaning , only wanted to let you know the guy can be nearly dead and your choc would still be melted , lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"sounded like i was moaning , only wanted to let you know the guy can be nearly dead and your choc would still be melted , lol"

i'll have to stick his cock in the freezer then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sounded like i was moaning , only wanted to let you know the guy can be nearly dead and your choc would still be melted , lol

i'll have to stick his cock in the freezer then lol "

you know i can make you a solid chocolate cock any size , even a copy of someones ,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"sounded like i was moaning , only wanted to let you know the guy can be nearly dead and your choc would still be melted , lol

i'll have to stick his cock in the freezer then lol

you know i can make you a solid chocolate cock any size , even a copy of someones , "

wouldnt be the same effect.. id want chocolate applied warm to a guys cock, let it set (now you informed me it cant be done) so i can then make it warm in my mouth and suck it off.. resulting in a yummy BJ for him (hopefully)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sounded like i was moaning , only wanted to let you know the guy can be nearly dead and your choc would still be melted , lol

i'll have to stick his cock in the freezer then lol

you know i can make you a solid chocolate cock any size , even a copy of someones ,

damn i was hoping you would say yes , so i could have a reason for visiting you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just a small block of galaxy.. pucker up Bussy

It has to be Galaxy all the time! Why have cotton when you can have silk?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"just a small block of galaxy.. pucker up Bussy

It has to be Galaxy all the time! Why have cotton when you can have silk?

oh that is SOOOOOO true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's nothing better than having a square of Galaxy melting in your mouth very orgasmic.... Has any body ever used Galaxy as body paint because i really don't like the one they sell in Anne Summer's ..... Taste like dog's chocolate..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's nothing better than having a square of Galaxy melting in your mouth very orgasmic.... Has any body ever used Galaxy as body paint because i really don't like the one they sell in Anne Summer's ..... Taste like dog's chocolate..

as long as you melt it properly and not in the microwave... any choc is good as body paint!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thats what im toying with the idea of. I decided to buy some of that chocolate sauce you put on ice cream.. its got a caramel taste too and its just pure heaven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats what im toying with the idea of. I decided to buy some of that chocolate sauce you put on ice cream.. its got a caramel taste too and its just pure heaven. "

sauce is a tad sticky! melt some choc in a bowl over a pan of hot water and then use a make up or soft paint brush.... yummmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"sauce is a tad sticky! melt some choc in a bowl over a pan of hot water and then use a make up or soft paint brush.... yummmm"

bit tricky for a hotel meet haha..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sauce is a tad sticky! melt some choc in a bowl over a pan of hot water and then use a make up or soft paint brush.... yummmm

bit tricky for a hotel meet haha.. "

Sounds good to me ladies i will be trying that, and as for the mess a shower curtain will stop any embarrassing moments in hotels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just a small block of galaxy.. pucker up Bussy

It has to be Galaxy all the time! Why have cotton when you can have silk?

oh that is SOOOOOO true

even better when it's been in the fridge...

I like silk!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"just a small block of galaxy.. pucker up Bussy

It has to be Galaxy all the time! Why have cotton when you can have silk?

oh that is SOOOOOO true

even better when it's been in the fridge...

I like silk!

only way to eat chocolate from cold, makes me feel a bit sick when its warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You a chomper or sucker?

Personally i love it from the fridge cold and break off a small section and slowly work my tongue til it coats the inside of my mouth.. leaves me satisfied for longer "

Gawd - I'm getting a semi just reading that. You thought about writing novels???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sauce is a tad sticky! melt some choc in a bowl over a pan of hot water and then use a make up or soft paint brush.... yummmm

bit tricky for a hotel meet haha.. "

get a fondue thingy that takes a tea light. handy !! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ok in the name of science i did it...

i went out and bought some cadburys chocolate spread and applied it to my boobs, went on alright and the heat turned it to a beautiful silky shiny texture..

WINNER!!!

topped it off with some squirty cream and a strawberry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You a chomper or sucker?

Personally i love it from the fridge cold and break off a small section and slowly work my tongue til it coats the inside of my mouth.. leaves me satisfied for longer "

Every time I see your profile I just want to come over and use my tongue all over you!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol dan, check out the newest picture lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol dan, check out the newest picture lmao

oh my, even more reason to use my tongue over your stunning body! how I wish you were closer x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lol dan, check out the newest picture lmao

oh my, even more reason to use my tongue over your stunning body! how I wish you were closer x"

certainly up for a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol dan, check out the newest picture lmao

oh my, even more reason to use my tongue over your stunning body! how I wish you were closer x

certainly up for a laugh "

you need to get yourself down to York and share a hotel, i'll let yu place chocolate anywhere you want and my tongue shall follow

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