FabSwingers.com forum: 70 ways to please a woman

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take the bins out without being asked.

Bring her a brew in the morning and don’t expect sex in return.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring food

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Take her shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Money diamonds .. 70x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surprise gifts? Flowers? Feigning happiness that her mum is staying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send 70 unsolicited cock pics

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

Leave her alone when corrie is on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take her shopping

Is it true a woman have an orgasm every time you buy her something new?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Show her you are happy (this works for all genders)

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Don't do everything she says. In conversation with a number of women, they sneered at their partners because this is what they do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

make dinner and do the washing up after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen to what she's got to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wash the dishes and iron your clothes

omg, bliss!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Take her shopping

Is it true a woman have an orgasm every time you buy her something new?"

Last thing I got was a frying pan can’t say it made me orgasm no

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Take her shopping

Is it true a woman have an orgasm every time you buy her something new?

Last thing I got was a frying pan can’t say it made me orgasm no

Turn it up the other way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take her shopping

Is it true a woman have an orgasm every time you buy her something new?"

Especially if it’s expensiveeeeee

I get to planet Venus by how intense my orgasms are when I get covered in Gucci

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take her shopping

Is it true a woman have an orgasm every time you buy her something new?

Last thing I got was a frying pan can’t say it made me orgasm no

Turn it up the other way "

The instructions leaflet must have gone missing in transit!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

There is only 1....

Make time for her

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

69 and a decent cuppa

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By *ocalguy4youMan
over a year ago

cardiff

Lick pussy good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

Fuck off and leave them with the house seems to works well

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By *ougie321Man
over a year ago

Milford Haven

Listen to her every (70) word, that helps

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Give me orgasms or Haribo, I'm always pleased with either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck harder!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop breathing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give me orgasms or Haribo, I'm always pleased with either."

I read supermarkets are running out of Haribos as there are no drivers to deliver them. Why make it harder to please you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take the bins out without being asked.

Bring her a brew in the morning and don’t expect sex in return. "

Bring her a coffee in the morning and provide the expected sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop breathing "

Ahhh he's getting there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen to her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send her flowers every week for the rest of her life (this would make me very happy)

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"Listen to her. "

Amen!!!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Give me orgasms or Haribo, I'm always pleased with either.

I read supermarkets are running out of Haribos as there are no drivers to deliver them. Why make it harder to please you?

That's why I gave the option of orgasms - not reliant on a vulnerable supply chain

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Give her your credit card.......

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

Green and Blacks

Also, give her helpful advice. If she is moaning about something, simply tell her what she should do / what you would have done / what she should have done.

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Give her CAKE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Send her flowers every week for the rest of her life (this would make me very happy) "

Wow this would make me deliriously happy.. I'd do everything else!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give her CAKE"

She'll be grumpy when her waist line grows

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Give her CAKE

She'll be grumpy when her waist line grows

That’s when you offer to help work it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absorb negative energy from her and allow her to let rip with her deepest darkest feelings without judging or exploiting her vulnerabilities

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Make her laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Send her flowers every week for the rest of her life (this would make me very happy)

Wow this would make me deliriously happy.. I'd do everything else! "
x

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Notice when she does her hair, nails, make up and tell her good she looks. Random gestures and little gifts, doesn’t have to be big or expensive just that you’re thinking about her and want to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being more experimental in the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lose a game of Russian roulette the day after taking out a hefty policy.

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By *hocCock1Man
over a year ago

Southampton

Give her chocolate and an all over body massage

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Notice when she does her hair, nails, make up and tell her good she looks. Random gestures and little gifts, doesn’t have to be big or expensive just that you’re thinking about her and want to do it"

Aww you actually have a heart!

So cute. Although it's not following the theme of jokey responses I really love this. Being attentive is a definite way to please someone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen to her. Let her rant/vent/talk without trying to offer a solution. Sometimes we just want to talk and be heard, not fixed.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"Listen to her. Let her rant/vent/talk without trying to offer a solution. Sometimes we just want to talk and be heard, not fixed. "

Alternatively, dive in and tell her where she is going wrong, she will appreciate the expert advice.

And don’t try to be a complete hero getting everything absolutely right, make sure you make a balls of the occasional thing so she has something to moan about.

And do considerate things like arranging a golf weekend for when her mother is visiting, so they they can spend quality time together.

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By *heltenhamBiGuyMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Die and leave a hefty life insurance payout

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Buy her cake

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Give her CAKE"

Definitely cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never tell her she's wrong

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Put your socks in the washing basket.

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By *9Karm69Man
over a year ago

plymouth/chesterfield

Go to the pub and don't come back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont want your money honey, I want your lurve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be the real you, and listen. She will tell you if she’s happy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just have some f..ING decency for a good start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy her a puppy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Listen to what she's got to say

It really is this simple

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Buy her a puppy

Damn

or baby goat

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

For i in range(70):

give

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes just be quiet and stop talking

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Tbag her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tbag her

Strong and sweet please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy her a puppy

Damn

or baby goat

Or a pony

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Tbag her

Strong and sweet please

One lump or two?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Buy her a puppy

Damn

or baby goat

Or a pony

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy her a puppy

Damn

or baby goat

Or a pony

Yes

I'll buy you both a barn.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Do not do generic woman things for me.

I am a person and it's an epic fail to think I will appreciate something because people think that 'women' do.

In short....... know me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tbag her

Strong and sweet please

One lump or two?

No thanks ! Why my tea is meant to be lumpy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do not do generic woman things for me.

I am a person and it's an epic fail to think I will appreciate something because people think that 'women' do.

In short....... know me. "

Strange, how lots of people seem to be on a quest of knowing how other gender "works" or what "ticks them". Instead of just getting onto knowing individual.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Communicate is a good start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See me, really see me, and hear me, really hear me, and remember what I say (as much as is humanly possible).

Also, accept me for who I am, don’t try to change me into something I’m not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww you actually have a heart!

So cute. Although it's not following the theme of jokey responses I really love this. Being attentive is a definite way to please someone."

Be consistent as well.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Make her a cup of tea leigh

Make a big fuss gus

Give her a new toy roy

Let her suck your cock jock

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Treat her and be interested in her as a unique individual..and be yourself.

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Make her a cup of tea leigh

Make a big fuss gus

Give her a new toy roy

Let her suck your cock jock

I had that song in my head too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shut the door on your way out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shut the door on your way out

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By *AURA6969TV/TS
over a year ago

RUGBY

Buy her 35 bottles of wine & 35 Bars of Chocolate ?

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By *ereforthefun1Couple
over a year ago

derby

Shoes! Mrs C loves them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take the bins out without being asked.

Bring her a brew in the morning and don’t expect sex in return. "

Them ones are most important...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See me, really see me, and hear me, really hear me, and remember what I say (as much as is humanly possible).

Also, accept me for who I am, don’t try to change me into something I’m not. "

This “really” business. How does that work?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Green and Blacks

Also, give her helpful advice. If she is moaning about something, simply tell her what she should do / what you would have done / what she should have done. "

Do you find that gets you sex?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Give her a pearl necklace?

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By *drian HardthrobMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Bring and feed her chicken nuggets while she's in the shower

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"Green and Blacks

Also, give her helpful advice. If she is moaning about something, simply tell her what she should do / what you would have done / what she should have done.

Do you find that gets you sex? "

Yes.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Green and Blacks

Also, give her helpful advice. If she is moaning about something, simply tell her what she should do / what you would have done / what she should have done.

Do you find that gets you sex?

Yes. "

It would get you a slap from me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Green and Blacks

Also, give her helpful advice. If she is moaning about something, simply tell her what she should do / what you would have done / what she should have done.

Do you find that gets you sex?

Yes.

It would get you a slap from me.

For some a slap could be the beginning of sex

mmmmmm slap me baby haha

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

yeah there

When it's not convenient, when it's not what's really asked for, just say yes and do it, because it's what is needed and will make her smile that extra time that day.

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

Respect!! Make her feel secure and irreplaceable, but only if you mean it! Don’t lie! Oh and never eat her chocolate without asking first

Miss PC

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

yeah there

"Respect!! Make her feel secure and irreplaceable, but only if you mean it! Don’t lie! Oh and never eat her chocolate without asking first

Miss PC "

Or have a replacement stash of chocolate that's bigger than her stash, cos eating someone else's is always naughtier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex first thing then make me a coffee then go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring her flowers she knows you fucked up if her mum coming I'm going fishing

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

They are all different, some like gifts, some like acts of devotion, some need time commitment.

Some just need a credit card and insta followers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is only 1....

Make time for her

I find buy her what ever she wants works and letting her rest when she is on day off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Green and Blacks

Also, give her helpful advice. If she is moaning about something, simply tell her what she should do / what you would have done / what she should have done. "

Omg your brave the fire in her eyes and the redness in her face is working out how to kill you

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

One easier way - let them squeeze my buns of steel.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

For me....

Give me your time. When you're with me, be with me. And in between times, think about me and let me know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are all different, some like gifts, some like acts of devotion, some need time commitment.

Some just need a credit card and insta followers. "

So jaded for one so young

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Give her time

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Ensure toilet seat is always down and if she says "Does my bum look big in this dress?" Ask her to remove it, to get a better perspective.

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By *eductiveEyesKillerThighsWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere & Everywhere

Buy her sex toys!

Fuck her once, she'll be happy for a few minutes... Buy her sex toys she'll be happy for eternity!

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Listen the first time we tell you something

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Give her time and space

40 years should do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never look comfortable or content.

If you're happy, they are angry.

Give them lots of space. 20 hours per day should just about do it.

Pleasure them but dont expect to be pleasured back.

If you see them smiling, be afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

70!!

I hope the Buddhists are right, one lifetime wouldn't be enough!

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By *ove pussey to pleaseMan
over a year ago

cannock

New hoover

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

8. Tie her up and make pretty knots on her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep your word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop wanking into her knicker drawer.

Or if you do, at least do the laundry after.

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By *BWBI2019Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Be emotionally ept and interested in her life and getting to know her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop wanking into her knicker drawer.

Or if you do, at least do the laundry after."

If you borrowed the knickers for a day make sure you returned them to the rightful owner too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be emotionally ept and interested in her life and getting to know her! "

What's ept.

Emotionally available?

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By *nkforthekinkMan
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton

Ignore them! Always seems to get a better reaction

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By *OCONO5Couple
over a year ago

Sensual Center

just keep saying ....YES

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give her coffee in the morning, compliments often and make her feel like a Princess

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Clear up after yourselves.

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By *igtelMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Maltesers, wine and tell her she looks like she's lost weight.

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By *irtyold manMan
over a year ago

barnsley

Lick pussy to orgasam + 70

Thats how to pleas 70 times

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By *pellboundCouple
over a year ago

Derby and North Wales

Give her your bank card

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Listen to her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last thing I got was a frying pan can’t say it made me orgasm no

maybe you're using it wrong?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slip in the back, Jack.

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