FabSwingers.com forum: Pineapples mean swingers

By *eith28 OP Man
over a year ago

uxbridge

Saw a report online from the Mirror, that suggests pineapple print clothes / door knockers etc mean you’re a swinger. In all my time in the lifestyle I’ve never heard of this. Has anyone else?

Btw I love pineapple just not on pizza.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if you don’t like pineapple

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"What if you don’t like pineapple

You’re the wrong kinda heathen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it used to be palm grass in your garden

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

"What if you don’t like pineapple

No swinging (or pineapples) for you!

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By *eith28 OP Man
over a year ago

uxbridge

"What if you don’t like pineapple

I can offer my banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if you don’t like pineapple

You’re the wrong kinda heathen "

That is most definitely true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always knew SpongeBob was a swinger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally prefer a juicy peach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always knew SpongeBob was a swinger "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always knew SpongeBob was a swinger "

Taking this way too far now. Slow down buddy

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By *ischief_managed2021Couple
over a year ago

york

"Saw a report online from the Mirror, that suggests pineapple print clothes / door knockers etc mean you’re a swinger. In all my time in the lifestyle I’ve never heard of this. Has anyone else?

Btw I love pineapple just not on pizza. "

So I think it’s an American thing ha ha a pineapple also means friendship I only learnt about the pineapple thing last week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yip along with the pamps grass and the anklets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The mirror always lies. Mine tells me I'm the fairest of them all

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

Were they having a slow reporting day? I'd expect that shit from "The Sun"!

Sounds like someones bored, got fuck all to do & thought they would make up something controversial.(LOL)

What do red bulbs mean? You are on the game or developing photos..... perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol all those people who might just literally enjoy a pineapple for what it is, and have no idea hahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol all those people who might just literally enjoy a pineapple for what it is, and have no idea hahah "

No pineapple on your pizza then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol all those people who might just literally enjoy a pineapple for what it is, and have no idea hahah "

They'll be getting some interesting nudies knocking on their door from mirror readers!

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By *uffintwoCouple
over a year ago

Gerrards Cross

Believe the pineapple should be held upside down by a person wearing a black ring in a suburban garden with pampas grass. Definitely swingers, bring you car keys.

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By *9Karm69Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

Pineapple on pizza is so wrong, luckily I dont eat pizza as cheese yuk!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Don’t forget about the flamingos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pampas grass was used as a sign for a swingers house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never heard so much bollocks it's a fecking pineapple to eat

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