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Wardrobe malfunctions

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By *eddyboy972 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

When did you last have a wardrobe malfunction? Where was you? What happened?

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

When I was at butlins in let's say a snug fancy dress costume.. didn't end too well when I did a slut drop on the dance floor..

Split trousers and fair chunk of ribbing from the guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not exactly a wardrobe malfunction but on a daily basis I get hard ons in work when receiving a well worded naughty message form a certain someone. Not easy trying to get to my work bench and hitting my bellend on it. Shop floor erections are amusing though and its not like I care or have any shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I first started running I bought a sports bra with a zip front.

Out on a run with my boyfriend and the zip broke and my bra opened from the bottom of the zip. thankfully I had a top on too.

My boyfriend had to struggle to unzip my bra on a country road and I was so relieved that no traffic passed us as it would have looked hysterical

I have never bought a zip front sports bra again.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working at a flat with a couple of young sisters living there. They had left their skimpy undies everywhere on show. Well it isn’t what you think but I was wearing work shorts and as it was hot went commando. Trouble was I ripped the front out of the shorts getting out of the loft and let’s just say nothing was covered

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

The worst one was probably the time the zip broke on the back of my skirt when I went to the toilet on a night out for my best friend's birthday. We managed to fix it but I was terrified goi5to the loo for the rest of the night.

I've also had the classic of a bikini too busting open on a waterslide.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Wind blew, skirt up in my face.

One, there was no one around. Two, it's one reason I wear cycling shorts under my dresses, so no one gets an eyeful of anything they weren't expecting. Harm averted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell you about a situation I saw,I felt so bad for her.

Was at a Haven holiday park in Scotland, in the swimming pool.

In the pool is a big bucket high up in the air that gets filled with water then when it's full the bucket tips over. I saw a woman in a tiny bikini rush over the pool to stand under the bucket of water so it all tipped over her, but the water hits with quite a force, it ripped her bikini top straight down, she stood soaked topless infront of hundreds of families just staring

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

A pair of swimming shots that turned see through is about the worst I've had

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I was jumping off this wardrobe once.......

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

At a wedding both dress straps broke big boobs and spaghetti straps do not work

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

These seem to happen to me a lot.

Most recently I had the terrible combination of slippy knickers falling down due to an equally slippy skirt.

I had hands full of shopping and had to try and wrangle them back up again...

It was touch and go whether I just stepped out of them and just kept walking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had buttons on blouses popping open revealing my big boobs! I've lost count of the amount of times this has happened. And I've definitely flashed a few people when I've had a skirt on and it is windy.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I've had buttons on blouses popping open revealing my big boobs! I've lost count of the amount of times this has happened. And I've definitely flashed a few people when I've had a skirt on and it is windy."

The weather was windy or you were?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I accidentally mooned the Asda delivery man when a freak breeze kicked up as I bent down to pick up my shopping

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I accidentally mooned the Asda delivery man when a freak breeze kicked up as I bent down to pick up my shopping "

Did the same at the beginning of lockdown. Oops!

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Trampolining session as a teenager. Boxer shorts. Big problem.

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By *usiclover84Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

I struggle to find shirts that fit properly due to having big arms and shoulders. I've had a button ping off the chest a couple of times at work. And don't get me started on trying to hide a hard on in fitted suit trousers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had buttons on blouses popping open revealing my big boobs! I've lost count of the amount of times this has happened. And I've definitely flashed a few people when I've had a skirt on and it is windy.

The weather was windy or you were? "

You know the answer already!! Obviously it was me after eating beans and eggs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a tight jeans with a zipper that comes down automatically for no reason. Embarassing stuff.

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

Sundresses and windy days is all I’m saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When did you last have a wardrobe malfunction? Where was you? What happened?"

Narnia business.

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