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By *ashful Baz OP   Man
over a year ago

poole dorset

Man calls 999 and says "I think my wife is dead" Operator says how do you know? He replies, "The sex is the same but the ironing is building up."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bloke is watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and suddenly yells "Don't enter that church, you daft twat, its a trap!"

His wife asks him "What are you watching?"

Husband replies "Our wedding video."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was shocked to see my well fit divorced neighbour knocking on the door last night. "I'm so horny that I can't stand it." she said. "I want to go out, get d*unk and get a good hard fuck. Are you free tonight?" "fuckin right i am!" I replied enthusiastically. "Wonderful." she said. "Would you watch my kids?"

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By *ashful Baz OP   Man
over a year ago

poole dorset


"A bloke is watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and suddenly yells "Don't enter that church, you daft twat, its a trap!"

His wife asks him "What are you watching?"

Husband replies "Our wedding video.""

Lol

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