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Getting a dick pic from a guy is like...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

my cat bringing me a dead mouse; I can see you're proud but I'm not touching it.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

A self portrait of the personality of the guy who sent it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my cat bringing me a dead mouse; I can see you're proud but I'm not touching it. "

Hahahahahhahaha this made my day!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

….. my dog bringing his ball to be thrown again - and again - and again!

He never gets bored of it - but I most certainly do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my cat bringing me a dead mouse; I can see you're proud but I'm not touching it. "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't you block men then op and you wouldn't get dick pics.

Then you wouldn't need to put other men down to try and boost your chances with women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my cat bringing me a dead mouse; I can see you're proud but I'm not touching it. "

Ahahah, funny and witty, well played!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why don't you block men then op and you wouldn't get dick pics.

Then you wouldn't need to put other men down to try and boost your chances with women "

Dang dude! It's a friggin' light-hearted forum post. If it offends you, you have some serious issues to resolve within yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"….. my dog bringing his ball to be thrown again - and again - and again!

He never gets bored of it - but I most certainly do! "

Is it also hairy and covered in drool?

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By *revaunanceCouple
over a year ago

Exeter


"Why don't you block men then op and you wouldn't get dick pics.

Then you wouldn't need to put other men down to try and boost your chances with women "

Knock Knock,

Who's there?

Who cares, take the door down to boost the chances of those that can't be bothered to knock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I for one am loving this light-hearted forum post! Thanks OP..thank you all for the laughs, just when I need them most

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my cat bringing me a dead mouse; I can see you're proud but I'm not touching it. "

Love this.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Coals to Newcastle, I already have a dick, still wrapped up in its bubble wrap, so I don't need a mail order dick, it's like getting the same take away pizza menu through your door every week

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Getting a pic of Elon Musk's rocket.

While I appreciate the enthusiasm,I'm highly unlikely to be riding either any time soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my cat bringing me a dead mouse; I can see you're proud but I'm not touching it. "

Too Funny...

But in all fairness some Dicks are nice to look at but hey no close up Cock-Shots in a 1st msg with nothing else showing

At least you know your Cat OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This cracked me up! Fun and lighthearted and no I don’t think you’re virtue signalling OP. I took it in the manor it was intended....a bit of fun

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why don't you block men then op and you wouldn't get dick pics.

Then you wouldn't need to put other men down to try and boost your chances with women "

wow issuse much, this is why i love the forums, my block list however doesnt so much

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Being given a cup of tea

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why don't you block men then op and you wouldn't get dick pics.

Then you wouldn't need to put other men down to try and boost your chances with women

wow issuse much, this is why i love the forums, my block list however doesnt so much"

He does of kind of have a point, the last bit of the OP’s profile is also a rant against men. Either way got his desired brownie points from some ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all know that cat owner that picks it up and pretends to eat it so the cat feels appreciated ;-p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We all know that cat owner that picks it up and pretends to eat it so the cat feels appreciated ;-p "

We do?

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never heard that analogy before, when I say I haven’t, I have, I heard it ages ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if it’s a good dick, I ain’t complaining haha I always like to see what I’m going to get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well if it’s a good dick, I ain’t complaining haha I always like to see what I’m going to get "

Exactly, I don’t like awkward surprises on the spot

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