FabSwingers.com forum: Women, which bollock are you drawn to first ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Left one or right one ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm that woman who neglects the balls. So neither.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm that woman who neglects the balls. So neither."

EVIL

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

Whichever one is closest

V x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm that woman who neglects the balls. So neither."

Your neither or my neither ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm that woman who neglects the balls. So neither."

Same here. Where do they keep the bollocks again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whichever one is closest

V x "

Closet to you or closet to me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm that woman who neglects the balls. So neither."

Bugger, I'm told they are my sexiest feature

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

The one that dangles the lowest

Jo x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Depends what I'm doing at the time and what angle I'm coming from

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm that woman who neglects the balls. So neither.

Same here. Where do they keep the bollocks again?

Your where do you keep the bollocks again or my where do you keep the bollocks again ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The one that dangles the lowest

Jo x

Lowest to you or lowest to me ?

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

"Left one or right one ? "

Both, every single time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Equal attention, kind of cup them in the middle. Can't show favouritism

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends what I'm doing at the time and what angle I'm coming from"

Obtuse ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm that woman who neglects the balls. So neither."

Kitty!! They feel so good!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Left one or right one ?

Both, every single time

Your both or my both ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm that woman who neglects the balls. So neither.

Same here. Where do they keep the bollocks again?

Your where do you keep the bollocks again or my where do you keep the bollocks again ? "

Mine are well hidden

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Equal attention, kind of cup them in the middle. Can't show favouritism"

Your middle or my middle ?

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"The one that dangles the lowest

Jo x

Lowest to you or lowest to me ? "

To me, kneel up and I'll tell you

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I tend to be more drawn to the thing bobbing about above them. When I get tired of that thing I'm definitely a right ball kind of girl, as long as they are dangling by the knees or otherwise I prefer the left.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I tend to be more drawn to the thing bobbing about above them. When I get tired of that thing I'm definitely a right ball kind of girl, as long as they are dangling by the knees or otherwise I prefer the left."

Your right or their right ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Equal attention, kind of cup them in the middle. Can't show favouritism

Your middle or my middle ? "

Depends on my stance. If I'm standing behind then I guess your middle, standing in front then mine. I won't know which way to stand initially, so it's a hard one to say.....50/50 when the moon is in it's waxing phase on a Tuesday I guess

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By * F 2018Couple
over a year ago

shropshire

Cup them both lovely....

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I like to cup them both in my hand, like a human hammock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whichever one is nearest my mouth.

Or both. That works too.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

"Left one or right one ?

Both, every single time

Your both or my both ? "

Hubbys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I squeeze both and the first one to pop gets the most of my attention and I always make sure to have an ambulance standing by.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I’ve favourited this bollock thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like to cup them both in my hand, like a human hammock

I’d like to have a hammock for my plums.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Depends where I am when I'm paying them attention.

If I'm laying down then I'll be on the right of the man, so the right one.

If I'm between his legs then either.

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

This thread reminds me of a game of tennis. The balls are in your court, and it's your service!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm that woman who neglects the balls. So neither.

Kitty!! They feel so good!!

They really don't. I'm not wanting to body shame so I won't say what I really think of balls, but if you and I ever share a blow job then you can have the balls and I'll enjoy the cock

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I either bounce them like Klackers or swing them like a Newtons Cradle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any woman slide underneath a man on those mechanic trolley things and blow through a straw on the bollocks to keep them airborne ?

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By *ougie321Man
over a year ago

Milford Haven

That’s a load of bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never mind the bollocks lol. It's all about the gooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any woman slide underneath a man on those mechanic trolley things and blow through a straw on the bollocks to keep them airborne ? "

I heard your mum does!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I'm that woman who neglects the balls. So neither."

*Removes from hot list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm that woman who neglects the balls. So neither.

*Removes from hot list.

You've already stolen my coffee tonight

Would you slap me when I'm down too?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Admin can we have a sticky for the bollock thread?

A sticky bollock thread if you will.

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Admin can we have a sticky for the bollock thread?

A sticky bollock thread if you will.

Cheers "

Household top tip. To prevent sticky bollocks roll them in flour like a meatball making sure each bollock has an even coating. Can prevent chub rub

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I'm that woman who neglects the balls. So neither.

*Removes from hot list.

You've already stolen my coffee tonight

Would you slap me when I'm down too? "

Only on the bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm that woman who neglects the balls. So neither.

*Removes from hot list.

You've already stolen my coffee tonight

Would you slap me when I'm down too?

Only on the bum. "

Ok. I'm bending over and waiting

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Admin can we have a sticky for the bollock thread?

A sticky bollock thread if you will.

Cheers

Household top tip. To prevent sticky bollocks roll them in flour like a meatball making sure each bollock has an even coating. Can prevent chub rub"

You ain’t gonna pan fry them are you? If I rolled my balls in flour I’d be making pancakes for breakfast

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"The one that dangles the lowest

Jo x

Low hanging fruit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg I never notice but I’m drawn to the right side first, for whatever reason lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Admin can we have a sticky for the bollock thread?

A sticky bollock thread if you will.

Cheers

Household top tip. To prevent sticky bollocks roll them in flour like a meatball making sure each bollock has an even coating. Can prevent chub rub

You ain’t gonna pan fry them are you? If I rolled my balls in flour I’d be making pancakes for breakfast "

Not while they're still attached to you silly sausage, it would mean dangling your goohnas over a hot ring...too hazardous that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve felt like my right bollock gets favoured slightly.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Both in the mouth at the same time

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

You will have one less choice with me, I only have the one.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Admin can we have a sticky for the bollock thread?

A sticky bollock thread if you will.

Cheers

Household top tip. To prevent sticky bollocks roll them in flour like a meatball making sure each bollock has an even coating. Can prevent chub rub

You ain’t gonna pan fry them are you? If I rolled my balls in flour I’d be making pancakes for breakfast

Not while they're still attached to you silly sausage, it would mean dangling your goohnas over a hot ring...too hazardous that

Okay you know when Meatloaf sang… “but I won’t do that”?

He was talking about teabagging your hot ring okay.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Their left, as I'm right handed

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Admin can we have a sticky for the bollock thread?

A sticky bollock thread if you will.

Cheers

Household top tip. To prevent sticky bollocks roll them in flour like a meatball making sure each bollock has an even coating. Can prevent chub rub

You ain’t gonna pan fry them are you? If I rolled my balls in flour I’d be making pancakes for breakfast

Not while they're still attached to you silly sausage, it would mean dangling your goohnas over a hot ring...too hazardous that

Naked BBQ anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both unless they're really big then more the right

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I like to ask them In a whisper who wants to go first. Trust the wisdom of the bollock.. They will show the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm that woman who neglects the balls. So neither.

Kitty!! They feel so good!!

They really don't. I'm not wanting to body shame so I won't say what I really think of balls, but if you and I ever share a blow job then you can have the balls and I'll enjoy the cock

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"I like to ask them In a whisper who wants to go first. Trust the wisdom of the bollock.. They will show the way. "

This woman knows.

She is the bollock whisperer

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By *oudLoutishLoverWoman
over a year ago

Colchester

Unless they’re stored in a scrotum like Santa's sack, both are equally accessible, surely?

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

My right his left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to ask them In a whisper who wants to go first. Trust the wisdom of the bollock.. They will show the way. "

Pmsl!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’ve felt like my right bollock gets favoured slightly. "

Jeez. I apologised!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve felt like my right bollock gets favoured slightly.

Jeez. I apologised!"

You can make up for it next time.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I thought this thread was about fish. Pollocks

*Sees self out*

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’ve felt like my right bollock gets favoured slightly.

Jeez. I apologised!

You can make up for it next time.

Deal

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