FabSwingers.com forum: How many forumites are you stalking?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There are some really stalkably sexy people on here, so 'fess up everyone, how many are you stalking?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

None.

I don't use the forum as a hunting ground.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't say

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My current count is 3, but it could be different in 10 minutes time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One or two, but they might not know it cos im an ambush sort......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont stalk anyone

but i do have a few on my hotlist i go and look at regular, i like the hot list you can nose people without them knowing you like them

it is the ultimate stalking machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i dont stalk anyone

but i do have a few on my hotlist i go and look at regular, i like the hot list you can nose people without them knowing you like them

it is the ultimate stalking machine

Ditto! And I'm a self confessed 'stealth perver' - so they'll never know!!

Apart from those I've met of course - and there's plenty more I'm planning on - or would love to meet - even if just for a coffee!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stalking....moi....I'm just slow at reading so have to go back every now n then to finish their profiles....lol and at present its 3 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't stalk

I prefer to think I take a quiet (and repeated) interest in someone

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

None..... As there is no one that takes my fancy at the moment...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"None..... As there is no one that takes my fancy at the moment...

Me thinks someone tells fibs

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"None..... As there is no one that takes my fancy at the moment...

Me thinks someone tells fibs

Why do you assume that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"None..... As there is no one that takes my fancy at the moment...

Me thinks someone tells fibs

Why do you assume that?

I can just tell these things

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Currently two with a side interest in goosing bussy when he's not expecting it

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"None..... As there is no one that takes my fancy at the moment...

Me thinks someone tells fibs

Why do you assume that?

I can just tell these things

Well on this occasion you are wrong because there is no one I fancy on the forums

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Not stalking anyone but there is a few hotties but being a lady stops me revealing names

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By *igTeeMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Oh a couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's what being a lady is....I knew I had a defective dictionary....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one has caught my eye and I don't really do the whole stalking thing x

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I prefer to do my stalking REAL STYLE!

Stealing knickers off their washing lines and masturbating in their living rooms. FUCK YEAH!

For this reason I can't admit to who I stalk because of the legal ramifications.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer to do my stalking REAL STYLE!

Stealing knickers off their washing lines and masturbating in their living rooms. FUCK YEAH!

For this reason I can't admit to who I stalk because of the legal ramifications."

lol u pleb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"None..... As there is no one that takes my fancy at the moment...

Me thinks someone tells fibs

Why do you assume that?

I can just tell these things

Well on this occasion you are wrong because there is no one I fancy on the forums"

Still don't believe ya

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"None..... As there is no one that takes my fancy at the moment...

Me thinks someone tells fibs

Why do you assume that?

I can just tell these things

Well on this occasion you are wrong because there is no one I fancy on the forums

Still don't believe ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer to do my stalking REAL STYLE!

Stealing knickers off their washing lines and masturbating in their living rooms. FUCK YEAH!

For this reason I can't admit to who I stalk because of the legal ramifications."

pmsl

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By *rankOfileMan
over a year ago

France

onq now

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over a year ago

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

where are my knickers????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i dont stalk anyone

but i do have a few on my hotlist i go and look at regular, i like the hot list you can nose people without them knowing you like them

it is the ultimate stalking machine

+ 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"where are my knickers????"

Tsk...!! Any excuse fa not wearing any...

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

I'm sure I saw somebody hanging around in my garden acting suspiciously!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just come on here for abit of banter and to read on funny comments

i never use the forum fir meets or to "stalk" lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I prefer to do my stalking REAL STYLE!

Stealing knickers off their washing lines and masturbating in their living rooms. FUCK YEAH!

For this reason I can't admit to who I stalk because of the legal ramifications."

Think I might have to start wearing knickers and install CCTV in my living room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer to do my stalking REAL STYLE!

Stealing knickers off their washing lines and masturbating in their living rooms. FUCK YEAH!

For this reason I can't admit to who I stalk because of the legal ramifications.

pmsl

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

can i come and look at the footage?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"i dont stalk anyone

but i do have a few on my hotlist i go and look at regular, i like the hot list you can nose people without them knowing you like them

it is the ultimate stalking machine

Ditto! And I'm a self confessed 'stealth perver' - so they'll never know!!

Apart from those I've met of course - and there's plenty more I'm planning on - or would love to meet - even if just for a coffee!!

There are lots of nice coffee shops in evesham

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"can i come and look at the footage?"

Oh yes.....few bottle of wine and perv on funky pulling his plonker

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By *ayseanMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Iv got my beady eyes on a few members,but id probably say stalking them is a bit strong lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh there is one or two that have caught me eye

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"can i come and look at the footage?

Oh yes.....few bottle of wine and perv on funky pulling his plonker

yeah then we could invite him in for a drink and get him sozzled!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I'm sure I saw somebody hanging around in my garden acting suspiciously!"

I can neither confirm or deny it was me.

P.S. cut your frikin grass woman

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"I'm sure I saw somebody hanging around in my garden acting suspiciously!

I can neither confirm or deny it was me.

P.S. cut your frikin grass woman

i couldn't say for sure cos he was wearing pants!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I don't stalk. I just have a cheeky little peek

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By *oonytoonMan
over a year ago

derby

Stalking is a bit strong I prefer the term loitering with intent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never stalk...I just have a repeating healthy interest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we added up and go it to about 305 people we are stalking or would like to stalk lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just added another two to my stalking - sorry - 'stealth perving' list!!

Just not enough hours in the bloody day!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only come to look at the topics and see what people are saying.

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

all of them mhahahahahahaha

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Just added another two to my stalking - sorry - 'stealth perving' list!!

Just not enough hours in the bloody day!!!

Im having a pre spring clean out. My battery can't keep up

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

hmmmm, I dont stalk, just add to my hotlist for a sneaky perv every so often

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I neither stalk nor add to my hotlist, if a regular has a new avatar, I'll nip for a sneaky peak or 12, but I'm also a stealth perve so you will never know....there's loads on here I'd love to meet just for the craic (honest, sex wouldn't necessarily cross my mind(actually, that's a lie, sex is seldom out of my mind)), but it's true that I would meet many regulars just for a brew and a chat.....if only you all didn't live so damn far away from God's own Country....

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

"hmmmm, I dont stalk, just add to my hotlist for a sneaky perv every so often

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sneaky perv oh my goodnes you dont really ............nice tartan skirt by the way lol

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"hmmmm, I dont stalk, just add to my hotlist for a sneaky perv every so often

sneaky perv oh my goodnes you dont really ............nice tartan skirt by the way lol

thank you

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

theres some profiles uve just gotta keep perving !!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"theres some profiles uve just gotta keep perving !!

You are not wrong there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"theres some profiles uve just gotta keep perving !!

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

One and she know who she is

Hope that sofa is big enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive a couple of guys i just like to look at their pics.. nice eye candy for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are some really stalkably sexy people on here, so 'fess up everyone, how many are you stalking?"

ME ME ME pick me miss

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

"i dont stalk anyone

but i do have a few on my hotlist i go and look at regular, i like the hot list you can nose people without them knowing you like them

it is the ultimate stalking machine

that's what we use it for too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are some really stalkably sexy people on here, so 'fess up everyone, how many are you stalking?"

non that i am aware of but im sure they might say different lol

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By *uggers nemesisCouple
over a year ago

london

well kinkyinhants now i have found you you are fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are some really stalkably sexy people on here, so 'fess up everyone, how many are you stalking?"

Well i don't really want to start hurling figures ariund but lets just say that 'User no longer on site' usually equates that they are under my patio

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By *rankOfileMan
over a year ago

France

"There are some really stalkably sexy people on here, so 'fess up everyone, how many are you stalking?"
well it was one. Its going up by the day now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are some really stalkably sexy people on here, so 'fess up everyone, how many are you stalking?"

Why do you think I removed by profile picture? I was getting pig sick of the 'Fabarazzi' snapping away with their telephoto lenses every time I went to the shop or owt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are some really stalkably sexy people on here, so 'fess up everyone, how many are you stalking?

Well i don't really want to start hurling figures ariund but lets just say that 'User no longer on site' usually equates that they are under my patio

You kinky badger

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"There are some really stalkably sexy people on here, so 'fess up everyone, how many are you stalking?

Why do you think I removed by profile picture? I was getting pig sick of the 'Fabarazzi' snapping away with their telephoto lenses every time I went to the shop or owt

Your profile pic was removed because the makers of The Elephant Man insisted you out-uglied John Hurt in the role - although it could rule you in for the remake if you get your portfolio into MGM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are some really stalkably sexy people on here, so 'fess up everyone, how many are you stalking?

Well i don't really want to start hurling figures ariund but lets just say that 'User no longer on site' usually equates that they are under my patio

You kinky badger

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are some really stalkably sexy people on here, so 'fess up everyone, how many are you stalking?

Why do you think I removed by profile picture? I was getting pig sick of the 'Fabarazzi' snapping away with their telephoto lenses every time I went to the shop or owt

Your profile pic was removed because the makers of The Elephant Man insisted you out-uglied John Hurt in the role - although it could rule you in for the remake if you get your portfolio into MGM

Packs shovel and quick-lime, ready for weekend mini break in Cumbria

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"There are some really stalkably sexy people on here, so 'fess up everyone, how many are you stalking?

Why do you think I removed by profile picture? I was getting pig sick of the 'Fabarazzi' snapping away with their telephoto lenses every time I went to the shop or owt

Your profile pic was removed because the makers of The Elephant Man insisted you out-uglied John Hurt in the role - although it could rule you in for the remake if you get your portfolio into MGM

Packs shovel and quick-lime, ready for weekend mini break in Cumbria

Come and get it if you think you're hard enough....."User no longer on site" actually equates to "bones strewn over Cumbrian Fells after a few months in my cellar"

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By *avy1999Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Such a fine line between stalking and being attentive

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"well kinkyinhants now i have found you you are fucked

I am? Is it in yet? Can't feel a thing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There are some really stalkably sexy people on here, so 'fess up everyone, how many are you stalking?

Well i don't really want to start hurling figures ariund but lets just say that 'User no longer on site' usually equates that they are under my patio

My, what a big patio you have, grandma!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

24.

Did I say none before?

Tut... how fickle of me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody at the moment, I've not had a right good rummage round the site for ages

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm down to none now as I'm not in the mood at the moment.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Actively stalking 2. Probably another 2 on a very part-time basis

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Not stalking anybody - never have done and never will! Old fashioned in that respect...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I keep an eye on the status updates my friends post and whether they are on line too. As to forumites, I read your profiles if I haven't seen a post from you before or check out your pictures if your avatar changes. That's just being polite isn't it?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

i feel its in the best interests of the site and its members if i stalk er perv er i mean admire the heavenly bodies of some of the more gorgeous men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't stalk

I prefer to think I take a quiet (and repeated) interest in someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are some really stalkably sexy people on here, so 'fess up everyone, how many are you stalking?

Well i don't really want to start hurling figures ariund but lets just say that 'User no longer on site' usually equates that they are under my patio

My, what a big patio you have, grandma!

I've applied to the local council for planning permission for a runway

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