FabSwingers.com forum: Is a slug

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Just a snail without a home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought that you could race snails faster. I ended up just making my snails a bit slugish......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a snail without a home"

Its a hoboslimeual i fink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no they are both gastropoda molluscan but different members of the same family, rather like a zebra is to a horse, or a chimpanzee to a gorilla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no they are both gastropoda molluscan but different members of the same family, rather like a zebra is to a horse, or a chimpanzee to a gorilla "

Ohhh! 'ark at 'er!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still squish 'em.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Don't like slugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't care what family they're in... I'm terrified of them

nasty slimy little fuckers

*shudders *

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

i carefully pick all the snails out of my garden and take them out to the grass down the rd,beggars always seem to come back though

cant bear to kill them

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

snails are cuter than slugs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no they are both gastropoda molluscan but different members of the same family, rather like a zebra is to a horse, or a chimpanzee to a gorilla "

Did somebody call for a zebra?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"no they are both gastropoda molluscan but different members of the same family, rather like a zebra is to a horse, or a chimpanzee to a gorilla

Did somebody call for a zebra?

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only if your a slug in disguise lol

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

can you ride a zebra same as a pony?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no they are both gastropoda molluscan but different members of the same family, rather like a zebra is to a horse, or a chimpanzee to a gorilla

Did somebody call for a zebra?

only if your a slug in disguise lol"

A snail in disguise? just need Michelle on my back, boom boom.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"can you ride a zebra same as a pony?"
think a zebra is bigger so harder tn get your leg over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can you ride a zebra same as a pony?"

Many have tried...or at least I would have liked them to

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"can you ride a zebra same as a pony?think a zebra is bigger so harder tn get your leg over"

I'm capable of getting my leg over sommat pretty big!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"can you ride a zebra same as a pony?think a zebra is bigger so harder tn get your leg over

I'm capable of getting my leg over sommat pretty big!"
just becareful you dont fall off

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

if you could get a snail as abig as a horse would you dare ride on its back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can you ride a zebra same as a pony?think a zebra is bigger so harder tn get your leg over

I'm capable of getting my leg over sommat pretty big!"

Yoohoo...!!

*Waves... Modestly...

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"if you could get a snail as abig as a horse would you dare ride on its back!

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it would be fun trying

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"if you could get a snail as abig as a horse would you dare ride on its back!

it would be fun trying"

would you sit behind his shell or in front?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"if you could get a snail as abig as a horse would you dare ride on its back!

it would be fun trying

would you sit behind his shell or in front?"
well i was going to sit on top of it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took the shell of my snail to make it go faster but if anything it made it more sluggish

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"I took the shell of my snail to make it go faster but if anything it made it more sluggish"

i wish we had a giant snail now! perhaps we could start a breeding process what shall we cross him with first?

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"if you could get a snail as abig as a horse would you dare ride on its back!

it would be fun trying

would you sit behind his shell or in front?well i was going to sit on top of it lol"
are you going comando?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I took the shell of my snail to make it go faster but if anything it made it more sluggish

i wish we had a giant snail now! perhaps we could start a breeding process what shall we cross him with first?"

try an oyster shell, it'd be a cross dresser

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"I took the shell of my snail to make it go faster but if anything it made it more sluggish

i wish we had a giant snail now! perhaps we could start a breeding process what shall we cross him with first?

try an oyster shell, it'd be a cross dresser"

yoo small we need sommat a bit bigger!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Snake tied to a dustbin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I took the shell of my snail to make it go faster but if anything it made it more sluggish

i wish we had a giant snail now! perhaps we could start a breeding process what shall we cross him with first?

try an oyster shell, it'd be a cross dresser

yoo small we need sommat a bit bigger!"

There's a big Shell petrol station down the road, how about telling him to work a 20 hour shift.... cross? .... he'll be fuckin fumin!

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

i was thinking of a frog but it would be hard to ride when it was jumping around!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

If we got a cane toad it wouldn't jump and and you could lick it for its LSD like secretions. Could you do that?

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"If we got a cane toad it wouldn't jump and and you could lick it for its LSD like secretions. Could you do that?"

i'm capable of giving a good lick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If we got a cane toad it wouldn't jump and and you could lick it for its LSD like secretions. Could you do that?

i'm capable of giving a good lick!"

lick the zebra! lick the zebra!

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

slurp slurp!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"If we got a cane toad it wouldn't jump and and you could lick it for its LSD like secretions. Could you do that?

i'm capable of giving a good lick!"

If I decided to put that thought to the test?

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"If we got a cane toad it wouldn't jump and and you could lick it for its LSD like secretions. Could you do that?

i'm capable of giving a good lick!

If I decided to put that thought to the test?"

i havnt finished licking the zebra!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"If we got a cane toad it wouldn't jump and and you could lick it for its LSD like secretions. Could you do that?

i'm capable of giving a good lick!

If I decided to put that thought to the test?

i havnt finished licking the zebra!"

Mind you dont like all his stripes off lol

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"If we got a cane toad it wouldn't jump and and you could lick it for its LSD like secretions. Could you do that?

i'm capable of giving a good lick!

If I decided to put that thought to the test?

i havnt finished licking the zebra!

Mind you dont like all his stripes off lol"

jealousy is a terrible thing!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"If we got a cane toad it wouldn't jump and and you could lick it for its LSD like secretions. Could you do that?

i'm capable of giving a good lick!

If I decided to put that thought to the test?

i havnt finished licking the zebra!

Mind you dont like all his stripes off lol

jealousy is a terrible thing!"

pmsl, i nearly chocked then. If you lick his stripes of he will just be an everyday boring horse

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"If we got a cane toad it wouldn't jump and and you could lick it for its LSD like secretions. Could you do that?

i'm capable of giving a good lick!

If I decided to put that thought to the test?

i havnt finished licking the zebra!

Mind you dont like all his stripes off lol

jealousy is a terrible thing!

pmsl, i nearly chocked then. If you lick his stripes of he will just be an everyday boring horse"

if i just leave the on that'l make him a donkey!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"If we got a cane toad it wouldn't jump and and you could lick it for its LSD like secretions. Could you do that?

i'm capable of giving a good lick!

If I decided to put that thought to the test?

i havnt finished licking the zebra!

Mind you dont like all his stripes off lol

jealousy is a terrible thing!

pmsl, i nearly chocked then. If you lick his stripes of he will just be an everyday boring horse

if i just leave the on that'l make him a donkey!"

ha ha, that will do lol, mind you if you start calling him donkey, he might get the wrong idea lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't care what family they're in... I'm terrified of them

nasty slimy little fuckers

*shudders *

Those of us with allotments are not surprised that according to Chinese astrology this is the Year of the Slug (or so I am told anyway).

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

just wait until our genetically altered giant slugs for riding are developed, nobodys lettuces will be safe!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"just wait until our genetically altered giant slugs for riding are developed, nobodys lettuces will be safe!"

Well if the two big slimey ones that where in my kitchen last night come back i will capture them ready for the laboratory

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

good thinking frankenstein! you make me so proud!

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

"if you could get a snail as abig as a horse would you dare ride on its back!

But I'd bet you'd need a truck load of galirc and parsley and the pin would be huge

lol

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"if you could get a snail as abig as a horse would you dare ride on its back!

But I'd bet you'd need a truck load of galirc and parsley and the pin would be huge

lol "

dont you dare eat my child of the lab!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"if you could get a snail as abig as a horse would you dare ride on its back!

But I'd bet you'd need a truck load of galirc and parsley and the pin would be huge

lol

dont you dare eat my child of the lab!"

what we going to call this creation when its made

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"if you could get a snail as abig as a horse would you dare ride on its back!

But I'd bet you'd need a truck load of galirc and parsley and the pin would be huge

lol

dont you dare eat my child of the lab!

what we going to call this creation when its made"

the smilingagent!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"if you could get a snail as abig as a horse would you dare ride on its back!

But I'd bet you'd need a truck load of galirc and parsley and the pin would be huge

lol

dont you dare eat my child of the lab!

what we going to call this creation when its made

the smilingagent!"

Brilliant lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We worked with a woman who thought folk could ride on Seahorses, she'd seen it as a kid on a cartoon.

She was on a real downer when we convinced her how small they actually are, we felt pretty guilty about it.

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"if you could get a snail as abig as a horse would you dare ride on its back!

But I'd bet you'd need a truck load of galirc and parsley and the pin would be huge

lol

dont you dare eat my child of the lab!

what we going to call this creation when its made

the smilingagent!

Brilliant lol"

better not start breeding em too big or us arse cheeks'l slide off the sides! will we

need a saddle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex mrs trod on one of those big orange slugs, we had a downstairs bathroom, it squished right between her toes and she nearly heaved.

She put her foot in the loo and flushed it.

It seems they come in through gas vents when the heaters are switched off.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"if you could get a snail as abig as a horse would you dare ride on its back!

But I'd bet you'd need a truck load of galirc and parsley and the pin would be huge

lol

dont you dare eat my child of the lab!

what we going to call this creation when its made

the smilingagent!

Brilliant lol

better not start breeding em too big or us arse cheeks'l slide off the sides! will we

need a saddle?"
best ask your mate if we can borrow his

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"My ex mrs trod on one of those big orange slugs, we had a downstairs bathroom, it squished right between her toes and she nearly heaved.

She put her foot in the loo and flushed it.

It seems they come in through gas vents when the heaters are switched off.

XX"

sounds like a horror movie!

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

do slugs have teeth?

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"i carefully pick all the snails out of my garden and take them out to the grass down the rd,beggars always seem to come back though

cant bear to kill them"

how do you know its the same snails?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"i carefully pick all the snails out of my garden and take them out to the grass down the rd,beggars always seem to come back though

cant bear to kill them

how do you know its the same snails?

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they wave their little antenna thingys as they go past,and they all have suntans from their holidays,sometimes they bring me sticks of rock back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it safe to come back yet?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"it safe to come back yet?

Did she lick your stripes off?

Are you just plain oss?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it safe to come back yet?

Did she lick your stripes off?

Are you just plain oss?

Still waiting for a licking...

pah! empty threats!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive just re read this thread through again and pissing myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am petrified of slugs! Horrible slimey alien creatures! Why are they even on this planet? What purpose do they serve! Just to terrify us?

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"I am petrified of slugs! Horrible slimey alien creatures! Why are they even on this planet? What purpose do they serve! Just to terrify us?

they are the gee gees of the future!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am petrified of slugs! Horrible slimey alien creatures! Why are they even on this planet? What purpose do they serve! Just to terrify us?

so u dont like my slug/snail pics...well least u coulda told me!!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

you have to take them a fair distance, as they will return. We do the same, and take them to a good bit of wild land.

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"you have to take them a fair distance, as they will return. We do the same, and take them to a good bit of wild land.

we could start a slug farm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think they should all be exterminated

nasty things!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

we've got loads of pics of beautifully coloured slugs - would put them on our profile but admin will never allow it

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

they're only going about their little sluggy lives!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"we've got loads of pics of beautifully coloured slugs - would put them on our profile but admin will never allow it

more interesting than slimy cock pics?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"we've got loads of pics of beautifully coloured slugs - would put them on our profile but admin will never allow it

more interesting than slimy cock pics?"

absolutely

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

we could give them all a profile and user name!

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