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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Dinner greasy spoon anything you want back chat aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage, bacon and black pudding baguette please

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Sausage, bacon and black pudding baguette please "
coming right up my friend brown or tomato sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon, sausage, fried eggs, mushrooms, beans, tinned tomatoes, fried bread & hash brown please

Mrs C

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Bacon, sausage, fried eggs, mushrooms, beans, tinned tomatoes, fried bread & hash brown please

Mrs C "

No problem sounds like you have an appetite what has made you hungryb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just have some fries/chips with ketchup?

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Can I just have some fries/chips with ketchup? "
course you can my darling are you on a diet not much there bread and butter perhaps xx

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By *ougie321Man
over a year ago

Milford Haven

Dont want anything oily, so something quick to nosh on with brown sauce please.

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By *ougie321Man
over a year ago

Milford Haven

Followed by some crumpet with melting butter I just love sucking through the holes

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Full English, grilled tomatoes not tinned please, but no black pudding, extra spam and a couple of hashbrowns and 3 rounds of toast, oh and a coffee please

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Dont want anything oily, so something quick to nosh on with brown sauce please. "
got some cold sausage nice with brown sauce on a baguette

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Followed by some crumpet with melting butter I just love sucking through the holes"
steady old boy it's only 13 10 way before the watershed

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Full English, grilled tomatoes not tinned please, but no black pudding, extra spam and a couple of hashbrowns and 3 rounds of toast, oh and a coffee please"
be my pleasure sir always happy to oblige

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sausage, bacon and black pudding baguette please coming right up my friend brown or tomato sauce "

Tomato please.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Sausage, bacon and black pudding baguette please coming right up my friend brown or tomato sauce

Tomato please."

done heinze goes without saying don't get it down your front

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I used to work in a greasy spoon cafe called the super sausage. All of the breakfasts were named after motor sport races.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"I used to work in a greasy spoon cafe called the super sausage. All of the breakfasts were named after motor sport races. "
Hi my friend give us a few I might put them on my menu

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

2 Sausage , 2 Bacon , Scrambled Egg , Hash Browns, Beans , Fried Bread and Coffee please dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just have some fries/chips with ketchup? course you can my darling are you on a diet not much there bread and butter perhaps xx "

I mean fries aren’t exactly diet food but I just fancied something simple. fries and ketchup and u have a girl like me smiling

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

Bacon, sausage, black pudding, beans, fried egg and white toast please governor..... and a double JD and

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Can I just have some fries/chips with ketchup? course you can my darling are you on a diet not much there bread and butter perhaps xx

I mean fries aren’t exactly diet food but I just fancied something simple. fries and ketchup and u have a girl like me smiling

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if you are smiling I am smiling that is how I roll xxx

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Bacon, sausage, black pudding, beans, fried egg and white toast please governor..... and a double JD and "
good afternoon dear chap we are not licensed I suggest a builders cup of tea this time of day

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"2 Sausage , 2 Bacon , Scrambled Egg , Hash Browns, Beans , Fried Bread and Coffee please dude "
sorry my friend I was ignoring you you cane have 4 sausages for my baby customer service

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Bad not baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sausage bacon scrambled egg and a fried slice ..can the young brunette girl serve me again please ?

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton


"Bacon, sausage, black pudding, beans, fried egg and white toast please governor..... and a double JD and good afternoon dear chap we are not licensed I suggest a builders cup of tea this time of day "

Can I trade that tea for coffee instead please

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By *orthampton jamesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Full English an a round of toast and a mug of tea please

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"sausage bacon scrambled egg and a fried slice ..can the young brunette girl serve me again please ? "
I thought you had your eye on her unfortunately I have sacked her to much flirting have got her 96 year old grandmother working for us now she will be with you shortly

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Bacon, sausage, black pudding, beans, fried egg and white toast please governor..... and a double JD and good afternoon dear chap we are not licensed I suggest a builders cup of tea this time of day

Can I trade that tea for coffee instead please "

you can are you saving yourself for the cocktail bar

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Full English an a round of toast and a mug of tea please "
coming right up dear chap sugar ?

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton


"Bacon, sausage, black pudding, beans, fried egg and white toast please governor..... and a double JD and good afternoon dear chap we are not licensed I suggest a builders cup of tea this time of day

Can I trade that tea for coffee instead please you can are you saving yourself for the cocktail bar "

Definitely

Can't wait to see what shenanigans I can get up to later

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Bacon, sausage, black pudding, beans, fried egg and white toast please governor..... and a double JD and good afternoon dear chap we are not licensed I suggest a builders cup of tea this time of day got your card marked

Can I trade that tea for coffee instead please you can are you saving yourself for the cocktail bar

Definitely

Can't wait to see what shenanigans I can get up to later "

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton


"Bacon, sausage, black pudding, beans, fried egg and white toast please governor..... and a double JD and good afternoon dear chap we are not licensed I suggest a builders cup of tea this time of day got your card marked

Can I trade that tea for coffee instead please you can are you saving yourself for the cocktail bar

Definitely

Can't wait to see what shenanigans I can get up to later "

Have you saved me my spot in the corner

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Bacon, sausage, black pudding, beans, fried egg and white toast please governor..... and a double JD and good afternoon dear chap we are not licensed I suggest a builders cup of tea this time of day got your card marked

Can I trade that tea for coffee instead please you can are you saving yourself for the cocktail bar

Definitely

Can't wait to see what shenanigans I can get up to later

Have you saved me my spot in the corner "

Yes got you a new mop for the loos

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton


"Bacon, sausage, black pudding, beans, fried egg and white toast please governor..... and a double JD and good afternoon dear chap we are not licensed I suggest a builders cup of tea this time of day got your card marked

Can I trade that tea for coffee instead please you can are you saving yourself for the cocktail bar

Definitely

Can't wait to see what shenanigans I can get up to later

Have you saved me my spot in the corner Yes got you a new mop for the loos "

You know how to spoil me

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Bacon, sausage, black pudding, beans, fried egg and white toast please governor..... and a double JD and good afternoon dear chap we are not licensed I suggest a builders cup of tea this time of day got your card marked

Can I trade that tea for coffee instead please you can are you saving yourself for the cocktail bar

Definitely

Can't wait to see what shenanigans I can get up to later

Have you saved me my spot in the corner Yes got you a new mop for the loos

You know how to spoil me "

all heart

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton


"Bacon, sausage, black pudding, beans, fried egg and white toast please governor..... and a double JD and good afternoon dear chap we are not licensed I suggest a builders cup of tea this time of day got your card marked

Can I trade that tea for coffee instead please you can are you saving yourself for the cocktail bar

Definitely

Can't wait to see what shenanigans I can get up to later

Have you saved me my spot in the corner Yes got you a new mop for the loos

You know how to spoil me all heart "

Hopefully my drinking partner will turn up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sausage bacon scrambled egg and a fried slice ..can the young brunette girl serve me again please ? I thought you had your eye on her unfortunately I have sacked her to much flirting have got her 96 year old grandmother working for us now she will be with you shortly "
absolute class ..the blonde with the badly fitting bra is just fine instead

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"sausage bacon scrambled egg and a fried slice ..can the young brunette girl serve me again please ? I thought you had your eye on her unfortunately I have sacked her to much flirting have got her 96 year old grandmother working for us now she will be with you shortly absolute class ..the blonde with the badly fitting bra is just fine instead "
you have noticed her can I tell you on the quiet she has got her eye on you

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Bacon, sausage, black pudding, beans, fried egg and white toast please governor..... and a double JD and good afternoon dear chap we are not licensed I suggest a builders cup of tea this time of day got your card marked

Can I trade that tea for coffee instead please you can are you saving yourself for the cocktail bar

Definitely

Can't wait to see what shenanigans I can get up to later

Have you saved me my spot in the corner Yes got you a new mop for the loos

You know how to spoil me all heart

Hopefully my drinking partner will turn up "

let's see shall we

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sausage, bacon and black pudding baguette please "
That sounds like a heaven to me,I must be starving

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Sausage, bacon and black pudding baguette please That sounds like a heaven to me,I must be starving "
you can have 2 one for Ron later on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a very crispy bacon buttie with tomato sauce please.

Mrs KC

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Can I have chips with fried egg and beans please

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Can I have a very crispy bacon buttie with tomato sauce please.

Mrs KC "

course you can the best Danish for you my darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has now inspired me to do a fry up ...Best put some clothes on first # naked butler

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Can I have chips with fried egg and beans please "
you can Sparkle we have missed you in the cocktail bar are you going tea total

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"This thread has now inspired me to do a fry up ...Best put some clothes on first # naked butler "
No just a pinny that's all I am wearing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sausage, bacon and black pudding baguette please "

Is that a thing

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton


"Can I have chips with fried egg and beans please "

I've saved you a space

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Sausage, bacon and black pudding baguette please

Is that a thing"

it is a thing it is a thing of beauty ready to devower xx

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands


"Bacon, sausage, fried eggs, mushrooms, beans, tinned tomatoes, fried bread & hash brown please

Mrs C "

Just add the black pudding and the bubble and squeak and you have a proper Full English

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Can I have chips with fried egg and beans please you can Sparkle we have missed you in the cocktail bar are you going tea total "

Hell would freeze over first lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full English. For a fat bastard. No mushrooms. Extra toast and a big mug of Yorkshire tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Certain foods up here in scotland i dont think english folk have. Like in a fry up tottie scones and square sausage?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Certain foods up here in scotland i dont think english folk have. Like in a fry up tottie scones and square sausage? "

I miss proper tattie scones

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Toasted buttered bacon & fried egg sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Certain foods up here in scotland i dont think english folk have. Like in a fry up tottie scones and square sausage?

I miss proper tattie scones "

Was i right in saying you dont get them down south?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cafe on the A1 has 2 dinner choices , Take it or Leave it.

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