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"Sausage, bacon and black pudding baguette please " coming right up my friend brown or tomato sauce | |||
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"Bacon, sausage, fried eggs, mushrooms, beans, tinned tomatoes, fried bread & hash brown please Mrs C " No problem sounds like you have an appetite what has made you hungryb | |||
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"Can I just have some fries/chips with ketchup? " course you can my darling are you on a diet not much there bread and butter perhaps xx | |||
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"Dont want anything oily, so something quick to nosh on with brown sauce please. " got some cold sausage nice with brown sauce on a baguette | |||
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"Followed by some crumpet with melting butter I just love sucking through the holes" steady old boy it's only 13 10 way before the watershed | |||
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"Full English, grilled tomatoes not tinned please, but no black pudding, extra spam and a couple of hashbrowns and 3 rounds of toast, oh and a coffee please" be my pleasure sir always happy to oblige | |||
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"Sausage, bacon and black pudding baguette please coming right up my friend brown or tomato sauce " Tomato please. | |||
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"Sausage, bacon and black pudding baguette please coming right up my friend brown or tomato sauce Tomato please." done heinze goes without saying don't get it down your front | |||
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"I used to work in a greasy spoon cafe called the super sausage. All of the breakfasts were named after motor sport races. " Hi my friend give us a few I might put them on my menu | |||
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"Can I just have some fries/chips with ketchup? course you can my darling are you on a diet not much there bread and butter perhaps xx I mean fries aren’t exactly diet food but I just fancied something simple. fries and ketchup and u have a girl like me smiling " if you are smiling I am smiling that is how I roll xxx | |||
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"Bacon, sausage, black pudding, beans, fried egg and white toast please governor..... and a double JD and " good afternoon dear chap we are not licensed I suggest a builders cup of tea this time of day | |||
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"2 Sausage , 2 Bacon , Scrambled Egg , Hash Browns, Beans , Fried Bread and Coffee please dude " sorry my friend I was ignoring you you cane have 4 sausages for my baby customer service | |||
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"Bacon, sausage, black pudding, beans, fried egg and white toast please governor..... and a double JD and good afternoon dear chap we are not licensed I suggest a builders cup of tea this time of day " Can I trade that tea for coffee instead please | |||
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"sausage bacon scrambled egg and a fried slice ..can the young brunette girl serve me again please ? " I thought you had your eye on her unfortunately I have sacked her to much flirting have got her 96 year old grandmother working for us now she will be with you shortly | |||
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"Bacon, sausage, black pudding, beans, fried egg and white toast please governor..... and a double JD and good afternoon dear chap we are not licensed I suggest a builders cup of tea this time of day Can I trade that tea for coffee instead please " you can are you saving yourself for the cocktail bar | |||
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"Full English an a round of toast and a mug of tea please " coming right up dear chap sugar ? | |||
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"Bacon, sausage, black pudding, beans, fried egg and white toast please governor..... and a double JD and good afternoon dear chap we are not licensed I suggest a builders cup of tea this time of day Can I trade that tea for coffee instead please you can are you saving yourself for the cocktail bar " Definitely Can't wait to see what shenanigans I can get up to later | |||
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"Bacon, sausage, black pudding, beans, fried egg and white toast please governor..... and a double JD and good afternoon dear chap we are not licensed I suggest a builders cup of tea this time of day got your card marked Can I trade that tea for coffee instead please you can are you saving yourself for the cocktail bar Definitely Can't wait to see what shenanigans I can get up to later " | |||
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"Bacon, sausage, black pudding, beans, fried egg and white toast please governor..... and a double JD and good afternoon dear chap we are not licensed I suggest a builders cup of tea this time of day got your card marked Can I trade that tea for coffee instead please you can are you saving yourself for the cocktail bar Definitely Can't wait to see what shenanigans I can get up to later " Have you saved me my spot in the corner | |||
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"Bacon, sausage, black pudding, beans, fried egg and white toast please governor..... and a double JD and good afternoon dear chap we are not licensed I suggest a builders cup of tea this time of day got your card marked Can I trade that tea for coffee instead please you can are you saving yourself for the cocktail bar Definitely Can't wait to see what shenanigans I can get up to later Have you saved me my spot in the corner " Yes got you a new mop for the loos | |||
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"Bacon, sausage, black pudding, beans, fried egg and white toast please governor..... and a double JD and good afternoon dear chap we are not licensed I suggest a builders cup of tea this time of day got your card marked Can I trade that tea for coffee instead please you can are you saving yourself for the cocktail bar Definitely Can't wait to see what shenanigans I can get up to later Have you saved me my spot in the corner Yes got you a new mop for the loos " You know how to spoil me | |||
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"Bacon, sausage, black pudding, beans, fried egg and white toast please governor..... and a double JD and good afternoon dear chap we are not licensed I suggest a builders cup of tea this time of day got your card marked Can I trade that tea for coffee instead please you can are you saving yourself for the cocktail bar Definitely Can't wait to see what shenanigans I can get up to later Have you saved me my spot in the corner Yes got you a new mop for the loos You know how to spoil me " all heart | |||
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"Bacon, sausage, black pudding, beans, fried egg and white toast please governor..... and a double JD and good afternoon dear chap we are not licensed I suggest a builders cup of tea this time of day got your card marked Can I trade that tea for coffee instead please you can are you saving yourself for the cocktail bar Definitely Can't wait to see what shenanigans I can get up to later Have you saved me my spot in the corner Yes got you a new mop for the loos You know how to spoil me all heart " Hopefully my drinking partner will turn up | |||
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"sausage bacon scrambled egg and a fried slice ..can the young brunette girl serve me again please ? I thought you had your eye on her unfortunately I have sacked her to much flirting have got her 96 year old grandmother working for us now she will be with you shortly " absolute class ..the blonde with the badly fitting bra is just fine instead | |||
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"sausage bacon scrambled egg and a fried slice ..can the young brunette girl serve me again please ? I thought you had your eye on her unfortunately I have sacked her to much flirting have got her 96 year old grandmother working for us now she will be with you shortly absolute class ..the blonde with the badly fitting bra is just fine instead " you have noticed her can I tell you on the quiet she has got her eye on you | |||
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"Bacon, sausage, black pudding, beans, fried egg and white toast please governor..... and a double JD and good afternoon dear chap we are not licensed I suggest a builders cup of tea this time of day got your card marked Can I trade that tea for coffee instead please you can are you saving yourself for the cocktail bar Definitely Can't wait to see what shenanigans I can get up to later Have you saved me my spot in the corner Yes got you a new mop for the loos You know how to spoil me all heart Hopefully my drinking partner will turn up " let's see shall we | |||
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"Sausage, bacon and black pudding baguette please " That sounds like a heaven to me,I must be starving | |||
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"Sausage, bacon and black pudding baguette please That sounds like a heaven to me,I must be starving " you can have 2 one for Ron later on | |||
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"Can I have a very crispy bacon buttie with tomato sauce please. Mrs KC " course you can the best Danish for you my darling | |||
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"Can I have chips with fried egg and beans please " you can Sparkle we have missed you in the cocktail bar are you going tea total | |||
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"This thread has now inspired me to do a fry up ...Best put some clothes on first # naked butler " No just a pinny that's all I am wearing | |||
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"Sausage, bacon and black pudding baguette please " Is that a thing | |||
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"Can I have chips with fried egg and beans please " I've saved you a space | |||
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"Sausage, bacon and black pudding baguette please Is that a thing" it is a thing it is a thing of beauty ready to devower xx | |||
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"Bacon, sausage, fried eggs, mushrooms, beans, tinned tomatoes, fried bread & hash brown please Mrs C " Just add the black pudding and the bubble and squeak and you have a proper Full English | |||
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"Can I have chips with fried egg and beans please you can Sparkle we have missed you in the cocktail bar are you going tea total " Hell would freeze over first lol | |||
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"Certain foods up here in scotland i dont think english folk have. Like in a fry up tottie scones and square sausage? " I miss proper tattie scones | |||
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"Certain foods up here in scotland i dont think english folk have. Like in a fry up tottie scones and square sausage? I miss proper tattie scones " Was i right in saying you dont get them down south? | |||
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