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"Mojito please- shaken not stirred hahaha "coming right up my friend umbrella in it aswell enjoy | |||
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"Insult me sex on the beach that is as naughty as it gets "Is that it  | |||
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"Can I have a Gatsby please? The drink but I’ll have a portion of the guy on the side too!! "Great | |||
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"Can I have a Gatsby please? The drink but I’ll have a portion of the guy on the side too!! "madam you can have a drink by all means but it is not a knocking shop x. | |||
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"Something non alcoholic please, I’ve had way too much these last few days… "sir I insist a sex on the beach won't take no for an answer | |||
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"Tequila slammer—— take it on the chin" No problem do you have a face or are you a pair of eyes | |||
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"Mix me up a refreshing cocktail please op Something fruity, long and a delight to my taste buds "Fruity and long, check, a delight to your tastebuds, I wouldn’t be so presumptuous. | |||
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"Mix me up a refreshing cocktail please op Something fruity, long and a delight to my taste buds "No problem madam you look like a strawberry daiquiri girl to me xx | |||
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"Can I have a Gatsby please? The drink but I’ll have a portion of the guy on the side too!! madam you can have a drink by all means but it is not a knocking shop x. "My apologies….. I got rather carried away  | |||
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"Mix me up a refreshing cocktail please op Something fruity, long and a delight to my taste buds
Fruity and long, check, a delight to your tastebuds, I wouldn’t be so presumptuous. "I'll be there judge of that Measured in cc's of saliva produced right? | |||
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"Double JD and please bartender and line up a Pina Colada for NVBN as I'm sure she'll be along shortly "will do have you lost her or are you not talking  | |||
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"Mix me up a refreshing cocktail please op Something fruity, long and a delight to my taste buds No problem madam you look like a strawberry daiquiri girl to me xx "You are absolutely my favourite barman! Perfect thank you | |||
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"Can I have a Gatsby please? The drink but I’ll have a portion of the guy on the side too!! madam you can have a drink by all means but it is not a knocking shop x.
My apologies….. I got rather carried away "see if I can find you the resident gigolo xx | |||
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"Mix me up a refreshing cocktail please op Something fruity, long and a delight to my taste buds No problem madam you look like a strawberry daiquiri girl to me xx
You are absolutely my favourite barman! Perfect thank you "you are my favourite lady put your number on the serviette please xx | |||
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"Can I have a Gatsby please? The drink but I’ll have a portion of the guy on the side too!! madam you can have a drink by all means but it is not a knocking shop x.
My apologies….. I got rather carried away see if I can find you the resident gigolo xx "Excellent!! You are the perfect host.  | |||
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"Double JD and please bartender and line up a Pina Colada for NVBN as I'm sure she'll be along shortly will do have you lost her or are you not talking "I think she must be having fun elsewhere | |||
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"Pint of peroni please " coming up not happy though cocktails had to raid my own fridge next time will not be as lenient | |||
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"Pint of peroni please coming up not happy though cocktails had to raid my own fridge next time will not be as lenient "I'll bring my own next time | |||
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"2 sex on beach please " sorry for delay fight going on in the beer garden sorted now set the alsations on them xx | |||
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"Pint of peroni please coming up not happy though cocktails had to raid my own fridge next time will not be as lenient
I'll bring my own next time"OK please put them reading glasses on next time age catches up with all of us | |||
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"Usual please barman and pour yourself one " will do Tom one tonic water on ice | |||
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"Double JD and please bartender and line up a Pina Colada for NVBN as I'm sure she'll be along shortly will do have you lost her or are you not talking
I think she must be having fun elsewhere "OK nudge nudge wink wink | |||
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"Usual please barman and pour yourself one will do Tom one tonic water on ice "You’re a funny guy
Two dark and stormys please | |||
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"Double JD and please bartender and line up a Pina Colada for NVBN as I'm sure she'll be along shortly will do have you lost her or are you not talking
I think she must be having fun elsewhere OK nudge nudge wink wink "Say no more squire, so no more | |||
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"Usual please barman and pour yourself one will do Tom one tonic water on ice
You’re a funny guy
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"Mojito please- shaken not stirred hahaha coming right up my friend umbrella in it aswell enjoy "Cheers - excellent service, will veris and recommend hahaha | |||
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"Porn star martini please - and someone who can fuck like one too would be lovely "madam you language is very below the belt but we have a resident gigolo for you he is about 94 but he is here to please you will have to shout though he is a little deaf | |||
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"Mojito please- shaken not stirred hahaha coming right up my friend umbrella in it aswell enjoy
Cheers - excellent service, will veris and recommend hahaha "good show are you off now ? | |||
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"Mix me up a refreshing cocktail please op Something fruity, long and a delight to my taste buds No problem madam you look like a strawberry daiquiri girl to me xx
You are absolutely my favourite barman! Perfect thank you you are my favourite lady put your number on the serviette please xx "Cool Put it in your phone in case I have a dry night and need to call | |||
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"Mix me up a refreshing cocktail please op Something fruity, long and a delight to my taste buds No problem madam you look like a strawberry daiquiri girl to me xx
You are absolutely my favourite barman! Perfect thank you you are my favourite lady put your number on the serviette please xx
Cool Put it in your phone in case I have a dry night and need to call "will do I have come over all a quiver xx | |||
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"Mix me up a refreshing cocktail please op Something fruity, long and a delight to my taste buds No problem madam you look like a strawberry daiquiri girl to me xx
You are absolutely my favourite barman! Perfect thank you you are my favourite lady put your number on the serviette please xx
Cool Put it in your phone in case I have a dry night and need to call will do I have come over all a quiver xx "Think you better clean that quiver now, you dirty boy | |||
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"Mojito please- shaken not stirred hahaha coming right up my friend umbrella in it aswell enjoy
Cheers - excellent service, will veris and recommend hahaha good show are you off now ? "Not leaving the bar - enjoying my drink considering our next round. Think it’s a pint of Pineapple Express and a g&t | |||
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"Does a carbomb count as a cocktail or a shot ??" in the trade sir we call it a cockershot comes in a pint pot are you in | |||
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"Mojito please- shaken not stirred hahaha coming right up my friend umbrella in it aswell enjoy
Cheers - excellent service, will veris and recommend hahaha good show are you off now ?
Not leaving the bar - enjoying my drink considering our next round. Think it’s a pint of Pineapple Express and a g&t "Actually throw in two tequila boom booms and one for yourself barman | |||
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"Mix me up a refreshing cocktail please op Something fruity, long and a delight to my taste buds No problem madam you look like a strawberry daiquiri girl to me xx
You are absolutely my favourite barman! Perfect thank you you are my favourite lady put your number on the serviette please xx
Cool Put it in your phone in case I have a dry night and need to call will do I have come over all a quiver xx
Think you better clean that quiver now, you dirty boy "I think you are on a yellow card at the moment sir | |||
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"Mojito please- shaken not stirred hahaha coming right up my friend umbrella in it aswell enjoy
Cheers - excellent service, will veris and recommend hahaha good show are you off now ?
Not leaving the bar - enjoying my drink considering our next round. Think it’s a pint of Pineapple Express and a g&t "think no longer coming right up you are first on the karaoke | |||
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"Mix me up a refreshing cocktail please op Something fruity, long and a delight to my taste buds No problem madam you look like a strawberry daiquiri girl to me xx
You are absolutely my favourite barman! Perfect thank you you are my favourite lady put your number on the serviette please xx
Cool Put it in your phone in case I have a dry night and need to call will do I have come over all a quiver xx
Think you better clean that quiver now, you dirty boy I think you are on a yellow card at the moment sir "Again  Think I better go and sit quietly in the corner | |||
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"Mojito please- shaken not stirred hahaha coming right up my friend umbrella in it aswell enjoy
Cheers - excellent service, will veris and recommend hahaha good show are you off now ?
Not leaving the bar - enjoying my drink considering our next round. Think it’s a pint of Pineapple Express and a g&t
Actually throw in two tequila boom booms and one for yourself barman "done | |||
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"Mix me up a refreshing cocktail please op Something fruity, long and a delight to my taste buds No problem madam you look like a strawberry daiquiri girl to me xx
You are absolutely my favourite barman! Perfect thank you you are my favourite lady put your number on the serviette please xx
Cool Put it in your phone in case I have a dry night and need to call will do I have come over all a quiver xx
Think you better clean that quiver now, you dirty boy I think you are on a yellow card at the moment sir
Again Think I better go and sit quietly in the corner "you know the routine | |||
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"Does a carbomb count as a cocktail or a shot ??in the trade sir we call it a cockershot comes in a pint pot are you in "Is that so,yeah defo sort me out with two sounds like I'm on catch up with the others | |||
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"Mix me up a refreshing cocktail please op Something fruity, long and a delight to my taste buds No problem madam you look like a strawberry daiquiri girl to me xx
You are absolutely my favourite barman! Perfect thank you you are my favourite lady put your number on the serviette please xx
Cool Put it in your phone in case I have a dry night and need to call will do I have come over all a quiver xx
Think you better clean that quiver now, you dirty boy I think you are on a yellow card at the moment sir
Again Think I better go and sit quietly in the corner you know the routine "I know it all to well
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"Does a carbomb count as a cocktail or a shot ??in the trade sir we call it a cockershot comes in a pint pot are you in
Is that so,yeah defo sort me out with two sounds like I'm on catch up with the others "here to please being a manc myself I know how you roll | |||
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"Mix me up a refreshing cocktail please op Something fruity, long and a delight to my taste buds No problem madam you look like a strawberry daiquiri girl to me xx
You are absolutely my favourite barman! Perfect thank you you are my favourite lady put your number on the serviette please xx
Cool Put it in your phone in case I have a dry night and need to call will do I have come over all a quiver xx
Think you better clean that quiver now, you dirty boy I think you are on a yellow card at the moment sir
Again Think I better go and sit quietly in the corner you know the routine
I know it all to well
Can I have another JD and to take with me though "plastic cup think you could get rowdy | |||
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"Mix me up a refreshing cocktail please op Something fruity, long and a delight to my taste buds No problem madam you look like a strawberry daiquiri girl to me xx
You are absolutely my favourite barman! Perfect thank you you are my favourite lady put your number on the serviette please xx
Cool Put it in your phone in case I have a dry night and need to call will do I have come over all a quiver xx
Think you better clean that quiver now, you dirty boy I think you are on a yellow card at the moment sir
Again Think I better go and sit quietly in the corner you know the routine
I know it all to well
Can I have another JD and to take with me though plastic cup think you could get rowdy "I'm sorry I don't know what's come over me. Perhaps I better slow down and just have a pint of Guinness | |||
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"Slippery nipple please, I can get sex on the beach anytime... " madam please keep that to yourself this is a respectful boozer just checking with my junior cocktail shaker we have come to the conclusion we have never heard of a slippery nipple so you can have tap water xx | |||
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"Does a carbomb count as a cocktail or a shot ??in the trade sir we call it a cockershot comes in a pint pot are you in "To be fair I forget to say Irish carbomb | |||
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"Mix me up a refreshing cocktail please op Something fruity, long and a delight to my taste buds No problem madam you look like a strawberry daiquiri girl to me xx
You are absolutely my favourite barman! Perfect thank you you are my favourite lady put your number on the serviette please xx
Cool Put it in your phone in case I have a dry night and need to call will do I have come over all a quiver xx
Think you better clean that quiver now, you dirty boy I think you are on a yellow card at the moment sir
Again Think I better go and sit quietly in the corner you know the routine
I know it all to well
Can I have another JD and to take with me though plastic cup think you could get rowdy
I'm sorry I don't know what's come over me. Perhaps I better slow down and just have a pint of Guinness "coming up | |||
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"Pornstar martini please " No problem can I warn you madam it is getting noisy in here now karaoke has started and you are on next xx | |||
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"Does a carbomb count as a cocktail or a shot ??in the trade sir we call it a cockershot comes in a pint pot are you in
To be fair I forget to say Irish carbomb "OK in that case you get the glass with nothing in it | |||
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"Mix me up a refreshing cocktail please op Something fruity, long and a delight to my taste buds No problem madam you look like a strawberry daiquiri girl to me xx
You are absolutely my favourite barman! Perfect thank you you are my favourite lady put your number on the serviette please xx
Cool Put it in your phone in case I have a dry night and need to call will do I have come over all a quiver xx
Think you better clean that quiver now, you dirty boy I think you are on a yellow card at the moment sir
Again Think I better go and sit quietly in the corner you know the routine
I know it all to well
Can I have another JD and to take with me though plastic cup think you could get rowdy
I'm sorry I don't know what's come over me. Perhaps I better slow down and just have a pint of Guinness coming up "Coming up where? You're at it again with the innuendos | |||
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"Mix me up a refreshing cocktail please op Something fruity, long and a delight to my taste buds No problem madam you look like a strawberry daiquiri girl to me xx
You are absolutely my favourite barman! Perfect thank you you are my favourite lady put your number on the serviette please xx
Cool Put it in your phone in case I have a dry night and need to call will do I have come over all a quiver xx
Think you better clean that quiver now, you dirty boy I think you are on a yellow card at the moment sir
Again Think I better go and sit quietly in the corner you know the routine
I know it all to well
Can I have another JD and to take with me though plastic cup think you could get rowdy
I'm sorry I don't know what's come over me. Perhaps I better slow down and just have a pint of Guinness coming up
Coming up where? You're at it again with the innuendos "sir I knew when I seen you approaching you were trouble so for your cheek can you clean the ladies loos please | |||
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"Slippery nipple please, I can get sex on the beach anytime... madam please keep that to yourself this is a respectful boozer just checking with my junior cocktail shaker we have come to the conclusion we have never heard of a slippery nipple so you can have tap water xx "Sambuca with baileys floating on top in a shot glass. First the heat hits the back of your throat then the baileys creaminess cools your tonsils as it slides down... | |||
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"Mojito please- shaken not stirred hahaha coming right up my friend umbrella in it aswell enjoy
Cheers - excellent service, will veris and recommend hahaha good show are you off now ?
Not leaving the bar - enjoying my drink considering our next round. Think it’s a pint of Pineapple Express and a g&t think no longer coming right up you are first on the karaoke "Only if it’s something cheesy like shania Twain or deacon blue | |||
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"Mojito please- shaken not stirred hahaha coming right up my friend umbrella in it aswell enjoy
Cheers - excellent service, will veris and recommend hahaha good show are you off now ?
Not leaving the bar - enjoying my drink considering our next round. Think it’s a pint of Pineapple Express and a g&t think no longer coming right up you are first on the karaoke
Only if it’s something cheesy like shania Twain or deacon blue "Frank sinatra fly me to the moon | |||
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"Slippery nipple please, I can get sex on the beach anytime... madam please keep that to yourself this is a respectful boozer just checking with my junior cocktail shaker we have come to the conclusion we have never heard of a slippery nipple so you can have tap water xx
Sambuca with baileys floating on top in a shot glass. First the heat hits the back of your throat then the baileys creaminess cools your tonsils as it slides down... "OK no problem just testing new all the time made you 4 after the four you are on Karaoke xx | |||
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"Mojito please- shaken not stirred hahaha coming right up my friend umbrella in it aswell enjoy
Cheers - excellent service, will veris and recommend hahaha good show are you off now ?
Not leaving the bar - enjoying my drink considering our next round. Think it’s a pint of Pineapple Express and a g&t think no longer coming right up you are first on the karaoke
Only if it’s something cheesy like shania Twain or deacon blue Frank sinatra fly me to the moon "I think tonic can do that | |||
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"Do you have any nuts barman " No sir am a younuk have deluxe pork scratchings still have the hair on them | |||
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"Mix me up a refreshing cocktail please op Something fruity, long and a delight to my taste buds No problem madam you look like a strawberry daiquiri girl to me xx
You are absolutely my favourite barman! Perfect thank you you are my favourite lady put your number on the serviette please xx
Cool Put it in your phone in case I have a dry night and need to call will do I have come over all a quiver xx
Think you better clean that quiver now, you dirty boy I think you are on a yellow card at the moment sir
Again Think I better go and sit quietly in the corner you know the routine
I know it all to well
Can I have another JD and to take with me though plastic cup think you could get rowdy
I'm sorry I don't know what's come over me. Perhaps I better slow down and just have a pint of Guinness coming up
Coming up where? You're at it again with the innuendos sir I knew when I seen you approaching you were trouble so for your cheek can you clean the ladies loos please "Only if you don't close them while I'm in there | |||
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"Mojito please- shaken not stirred hahaha coming right up my friend umbrella in it aswell enjoy
Cheers - excellent service, will veris and recommend hahaha good show are you off now ?
Not leaving the bar - enjoying my drink considering our next round. Think it’s a pint of Pineapple Express and a g&t think no longer coming right up you are first on the karaoke
Only if it’s something cheesy like shania Twain or deacon blue Frank sinatra fly me to the moon
I think tonic can do that "CALLING TONIC TO THE MICROPHONE !! | |||
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"Mix me up a refreshing cocktail please op Something fruity, long and a delight to my taste buds No problem madam you look like a strawberry daiquiri girl to me xx
You are absolutely my favourite barman! Perfect thank you you are my favourite lady put your number on the serviette please xx
Cool Put it in your phone in case I have a dry night and need to call will do I have come over all a quiver xx
Think you better clean that quiver now, you dirty boy I think you are on a yellow card at the moment sir
Again Think I better go and sit quietly in the corner you know the routine
I know it all to well
Can I have another JD and to take with me though plastic cup think you could get rowdy
I'm sorry I don't know what's come over me. Perhaps I better slow down and just have a pint of Guinness coming up
Coming up where? You're at it again with the innuendos sir I knew when I seen you approaching you were trouble so for your cheek can you clean the ladies loos please
Only if you don't close them while I'm in there "will put a sign up | |||
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"Mojito please- shaken not stirred hahaha coming right up my friend umbrella in it aswell enjoy
Cheers - excellent service, will veris and recommend hahaha good show are you off now ?
Not leaving the bar - enjoying my drink considering our next round. Think it’s a pint of Pineapple Express and a g&t think no longer coming right up you are first on the karaoke
Only if it’s something cheesy like shania Twain or deacon blue Frank sinatra fly me to the moon
I think tonic can do that CALLING TONIC TO THE MICROPHONE !! "Not sure people are ready for this ….  | |||
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"Mix me up a refreshing cocktail please op Something fruity, long and a delight to my taste buds No problem madam you look like a strawberry daiquiri girl to me xx
You are absolutely my favourite barman! Perfect thank you you are my favourite lady put your number on the serviette please xx
Cool Put it in your phone in case I have a dry night and need to call will do I have come over all a quiver xx
Think you better clean that quiver now, you dirty boy I think you are on a yellow card at the moment sir
Again Think I better go and sit quietly in the corner you know the routine
I know it all to well
Can I have another JD and to take with me though plastic cup think you could get rowdy
I'm sorry I don't know what's come over me. Perhaps I better slow down and just have a pint of Guinness coming up
Coming up where? You're at it again with the innuendos sir I knew when I seen you approaching you were trouble so for your cheek can you clean the ladies loos please
Only if you don't close them while I'm in there will put a sign up "Saying what? Look out ladies there's a trouble making pervert about | |||
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"Slippery nipple please, I can get sex on the beach anytime... madam please keep that to yourself this is a respectful boozer just checking with my junior cocktail shaker we have come to the conclusion we have never heard of a slippery nipple so you can have tap water xx
Sambuca with baileys floating on top in a shot glass. First the heat hits the back of your throat then the baileys creaminess cools your tonsils as it slides down... OK no problem just testing new all the time made you 4 after the four you are on Karaoke xx "Fantastic, put me down for The Weather Girls "it's raining men" | |||
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"Mix me up a refreshing cocktail please op Something fruity, long and a delight to my taste buds No problem madam you look like a strawberry daiquiri girl to me xx
You are absolutely my favourite barman! Perfect thank you you are my favourite lady put your number on the serviette please xx
Cool Put it in your phone in case I have a dry night and need to call will do I have come over all a quiver xx
Think you better clean that quiver now, you dirty boy I think you are on a yellow card at the moment sir
Again Think I better go and sit quietly in the corner you know the routine
I know it all to well
Can I have another JD and to take with me though plastic cup think you could get rowdy
I'm sorry I don't know what's come over me. Perhaps I better slow down and just have a pint of Guinness coming up
Coming up where? You're at it again with the innuendos sir I knew when I seen you approaching you were trouble so for your cheek can you clean the ladies loos please
Only if you don't close them while I'm in there will put a sign up
Saying what? Look out ladies there's a trouble making pervert about "Yes with his cosmo smallpiece glasses on don't talk to him while you are having a wee | |||
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"A woo woo for me please" well hello madam we don't get your sort in here come on in a woo woo coming right up with umbrella aswell xx | |||
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"Mix me up a refreshing cocktail please op Something fruity, long and a delight to my taste buds No problem madam you look like a strawberry daiquiri girl to me xx
You are absolutely my favourite barman! Perfect thank you you are my favourite lady put your number on the serviette please xx
Cool Put it in your phone in case I have a dry night and need to call will do I have come over all a quiver xx
Think you better clean that quiver now, you dirty boy I think you are on a yellow card at the moment sir
Again Think I better go and sit quietly in the corner you know the routine
I know it all to well
Can I have another JD and to take with me though plastic cup think you could get rowdy
I'm sorry I don't know what's come over me. Perhaps I better slow down and just have a pint of Guinness coming up
Coming up where? You're at it again with the innuendos sir I knew when I seen you approaching you were trouble so for your cheek can you clean the ladies loos please
Only if you don't close them while I'm in there will put a sign up
Saying what? Look out ladies there's a trouble making pervert about Yes with his cosmo smallpiece glasses on don't talk to him while you are having a wee "They don't talk to me whether they're weeing or not | |||
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"Do you have any nuts barman No sir am a younuk have deluxe pork scratchings still have the hair on them "Vegan pork scratching ? | |||
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"A woo woo for me please" Would you care to sit in the naughty corner with for some woo wooing | |||
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"Mix me up a refreshing cocktail please op Something fruity, long and a delight to my taste buds No problem madam you look like a strawberry daiquiri girl to me xx
You are absolutely my favourite barman! Perfect thank you you are my favourite lady put your number on the serviette please xx
Cool Put it in your phone in case I have a dry night and need to call will do I have come over all a quiver xx
Think you better clean that quiver now, you dirty boy I think you are on a yellow card at the moment sir
Again Think I better go and sit quietly in the corner you know the routine
I know it all to well
Can I have another JD and to take with me though plastic cup think you could get rowdy
I'm sorry I don't know what's come over me. Perhaps I better slow down and just have a pint of Guinness coming up
Coming up where? You're at it again with the innuendos sir I knew when I seen you approaching you were trouble so for your cheek can you clean the ladies loos please
Only if you don't close them while I'm in there will put a sign up
Saying what? Look out ladies there's a trouble making pervert about Yes with his cosmo smallpiece glasses on don't talk to him while you are having a wee
They don't talk to me whether they're weeing or not "I'm not surprised with your cosmo specs on | |||
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"Mix me up a refreshing cocktail please op Something fruity, long and a delight to my taste buds No problem madam you look like a strawberry daiquiri girl to me xx
You are absolutely my favourite barman! Perfect thank you you are my favourite lady put your number on the serviette please xx
Cool Put it in your phone in case I have a dry night and need to call will do I have come over all a quiver xx
Think you better clean that quiver now, you dirty boy I think you are on a yellow card at the moment sir
Again Think I better go and sit quietly in the corner you know the routine
I know it all to well
Can I have another JD and to take with me though plastic cup think you could get rowdy
I'm sorry I don't know what's come over me. Perhaps I better slow down and just have a pint of Guinness coming up
Coming up where? You're at it again with the innuendos sir I knew when I seen you approaching you were trouble so for your cheek can you clean the ladies loos please
Only if you don't close them while I'm in there will put a sign up
Saying what? Look out ladies there's a trouble making pervert about Yes with his cosmo smallpiece glasses on don't talk to him while you are having a wee
They don't talk to me whether they're weeing or not I'm not surprised with your cosmo specs on "I thought they quite suited me | |||
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"Mix me up a refreshing cocktail please op Something fruity, long and a delight to my taste buds No problem madam you look like a strawberry daiquiri girl to me xx
You are absolutely my favourite barman! Perfect thank you you are my favourite lady put your number on the serviette please xx
Cool Put it in your phone in case I have a dry night and need to call will do I have come over all a quiver xx
Think you better clean that quiver now, you dirty boy I think you are on a yellow card at the moment sir
Again Think I better go and sit quietly in the corner you know the routine
I know it all to well
Can I have another JD and to take with me though plastic cup think you could get rowdy
I'm sorry I don't know what's come over me. Perhaps I better slow down and just have a pint of Guinness coming up
Coming up where? You're at it again with the innuendos sir I knew when I seen you approaching you were trouble so for your cheek can you clean the ladies loos please
Only if you don't close them while I'm in there will put a sign up
Saying what? Look out ladies there's a trouble making pervert about Yes with his cosmo smallpiece glasses on don't talk to him while you are having a wee
They don't talk to me whether they're weeing or not I'm not surprised with your cosmo specs on
I thought they quite suited me "not what the ladies are saying coming out of the loos | |||
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"Mix me up a refreshing cocktail please op Something fruity, long and a delight to my taste buds No problem madam you look like a strawberry daiquiri girl to me xx
You are absolutely my favourite barman! Perfect thank you you are my favourite lady put your number on the serviette please xx
Cool Put it in your phone in case I have a dry night and need to call will do I have come over all a quiver xx
Think you better clean that quiver now, you dirty boy I think you are on a yellow card at the moment sir
Again Think I better go and sit quietly in the corner you know the routine
I know it all to well
Can I have another JD and to take with me though plastic cup think you could get rowdy
I'm sorry I don't know what's come over me. Perhaps I better slow down and just have a pint of Guinness coming up
Coming up where? You're at it again with the innuendos sir I knew when I seen you approaching you were trouble so for your cheek can you clean the ladies loos please
Only if you don't close them while I'm in there will put a sign up
Saying what? Look out ladies there's a trouble making pervert about Yes with his cosmo smallpiece glasses on don't talk to him while you are having a wee
They don't talk to me whether they're weeing or not I'm not surprised with your cosmo specs on
I thought they quite suited me not what the ladies are saying coming out of the loos " | |||
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"Mix me up a refreshing cocktail please op Something fruity, long and a delight to my taste buds No problem madam you look like a strawberry daiquiri girl to me xx
You are absolutely my favourite barman! Perfect thank you you are my favourite lady put your number on the serviette please xx
Cool Put it in your phone in case I have a dry night and need to call will do I have come over all a quiver xx
Think you better clean that quiver now, you dirty boy I think you are on a yellow card at the moment sir
Again Think I better go and sit quietly in the corner you know the routine
I know it all to well
Can I have another JD and to take with me though plastic cup think you could get rowdy
I'm sorry I don't know what's come over me. Perhaps I better slow down and just have a pint of Guinness coming up
Coming up where? You're at it again with the innuendos sir I knew when I seen you approaching you were trouble so for your cheek can you clean the ladies loos please
Only if you don't close them while I'm in there will put a sign up
Saying what? Look out ladies there's a trouble making pervert about Yes with his cosmo smallpiece glasses on don't talk to him while you are having a wee
They don't talk to me whether they're weeing or not I'm not surprised with your cosmo specs on
I thought they quite suited me not what the ladies are saying coming out of the loos
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"Dirty Banana for me please "good evening madam things are looking up a pretty lady in a dodgy establishment you are more than welcome are you a new comer to this establishment drink on the way xx | |||
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"Dirty Banana for me please good evening madam things are looking up a pretty lady in a dodgy establishment you are more than welcome are you a new comer to this establishment drink on the way xx "How dare you say it's a dodgy establishment when you have class clientele such as myself | |||
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"Dirty Banana for me please good evening madam things are looking up a pretty lady in a dodgy establishment you are more than welcome are you a new comer to this establishment drink on the way xx thought you were cleaning the loos gents next
How dare you say it's a dodgy establishment when you have class clientele such as myself " | |||
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"Dirty Banana for me please good evening madam things are looking up a pretty lady in a dodgy establishment you are more than welcome are you a new comer to this establishment drink on the way xx thought you were cleaning the loos gents next
How dare you say it's a dodgy establishment when you have class clientele such as myself "See.... You can't deny it | |||
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"Double JD and please bartender and line up a Pina Colada for NVBN as I'm sure she'll be along shortly "Actually I could murder a pina colada, just got back from a day at the beach...lush
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"Double JD and please bartender and line up a Pina Colada for NVBN as I'm sure she'll be along shortly
Actually I could murder a pina colada, just got back from a day at the beach...lush
NBVN x"Bartender.... drinks please | |||
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"Double JD and please bartender and line up a Pina Colada for NVBN as I'm sure she'll be along shortly
Actually I could murder a pina colada, just got back from a day at the beach...lush
NBVN x"well hello there madam the bar hasn't been the same without you you are next on karaoke you are singing is this the way to Amarillo xx drink on the way only got pint pots so a pint of pina colada coming up xx | |||
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"Double JD and please bartender and line up a Pina Colada for NVBN as I'm sure she'll be along shortly
Actually I could murder a pina colada, just got back from a day at the beach...lush
NBVN x
Bartender.... drinks please "are you still here needs sweeping up outside | |||
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"Double JD and please bartender and line up a Pina Colada for NVBN as I'm sure she'll be along shortly
Actually I could murder a pina colada, just got back from a day at the beach...lush
NBVN xwell hello there madam the bar hasn't been the same without you you are next on karaoke you are singing is this the way to Amarillo xx drink on the way only got pint pots so a pint of pina colada coming up xx "I'll get these bartender...and another JD and and one for yourself | |||
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"Any chance of a baby Guinness & a pack of cheese n onion crisps? X" well hello madam nice to see you are you new in here you bring this establishment to a higher level but you are having a pint of Guinness we don't do small and only got deluxe pork scratchings with hair on them xx | |||
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"Double JD and please bartender and line up a Pina Colada for NVBN as I'm sure she'll be along shortly
Actually I could murder a pina colada, just got back from a day at the beach...lush
NBVN xwell hello there madam the bar hasn't been the same without you you are next on karaoke you are singing is this the way to Amarillo xx drink on the way only got pint pots so a pint of pina colada coming up xx
I'll get these bartender...and another JD and and one for yourself "jd coming up sir don't drink myself recovering alky wife left me with the 12.kids | |||
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"Double JD and please bartender and line up a Pina Colada for NVBN as I'm sure she'll be along shortly
Actually I could murder a pina colada, just got back from a day at the beach...lush
NBVN x
Bartender.... drinks please are you still here needs sweeping up outside "I'll do that later after NVBN has had too many (I'll get her outside to help, but don't tell her my plan ) | |||
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"Double JD and please bartender and line up a Pina Colada for NVBN as I'm sure she'll be along shortly
Actually I could murder a pina colada, just got back from a day at the beach...lush
NBVN x
Bartender.... drinks please are you still here needs sweeping up outside
I'll do that later after NVBN has had too many (I'll get her outside to help, but don't tell her my plan )"will do nudge nudgev | |||
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"Double JD and please bartender and line up a Pina Colada for NVBN as I'm sure she'll be along shortly
Actually I could murder a pina colada, just got back from a day at the beach...lush
NBVN xwell hello there madam the bar hasn't been the same without you you are next on karaoke you are singing is this the way to Amarillo xx drink on the way only got pint pots so a pint of pina colada coming up xx
I'll get these bartender...and another JD and and one for yourself "Hello bartender, hope you're having a fun evening. Thank you for putting my name forward for karaoke. Thank you Magic fingers for my cocktail...its funny how you always know what I like haha I will need some Dutch courage before singing and will need to warm up my throat... any suggestions peeps?
NBVN x | |||
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"Double JD and please bartender and line up a Pina Colada for NVBN as I'm sure she'll be along shortly
Actually I could murder a pina colada, just got back from a day at the beach...lush
NBVN xwell hello there madam the bar hasn't been the same without you you are next on karaoke you are singing is this the way to Amarillo xx drink on the way only got pint pots so a pint of pina colada coming up xx
I'll get these bartender...and another JD and and one for yourself
Hello bartender, hope you're having a fun evening. Thank you for putting my name forward for karaoke.
Thank you Magic fingers for my cocktail...its funny how you always know what I like haha
I will need some Dutch courage before singing and will need to warm up my throat... any suggestions peeps?
NBVN x"Ahem | |||
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"Double JD and please bartender and line up a Pina Colada for NVBN as I'm sure she'll be along shortly
Actually I could murder a pina colada, just got back from a day at the beach...lush
NBVN xwell hello there madam the bar hasn't been the same without you you are next on karaoke you are singing is this the way to Amarillo xx drink on the way only got pint pots so a pint of pina colada coming up xx
I'll get these bartender...and another JD and and one for yourself
Hello bartender, hope you're having a fun evening. Thank you for putting my name forward for karaoke.
Thank you Magic fingers for my cocktail...its funny how you always know what I like haha
I will need some Dutch courage before singing and will need to warm up my throat... any suggestions peeps?
NBVN x
Ahem "Coughing...OK I will give that a try
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"Double JD and please bartender and line up a Pina Colada for NVBN as I'm sure she'll be along shortly
Actually I could murder a pina colada, just got back from a day at the beach...lush
NBVN xwell hello there madam the bar hasn't been the same without you you are next on karaoke you are singing is this the way to Amarillo xx drink on the way only got pint pots so a pint of pina colada coming up xx
I'll get these bartender...and another JD and and one for yourself
Hello bartender, hope you're having a fun evening. Thank you for putting my name forward for karaoke.
Thank you Magic fingers for my cocktail...its funny how you always know what I like haha
I will need some Dutch courage before singing and will need to warm up my throat... any suggestions peeps?
NBVN x
Ahem
Coughing...OK I will give that a try
NBVN x"
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"Any chance of a baby Guinness & a pack of cheese n onion crisps? Xwell hello madam nice to see you are you new in here you bring this establishment to a higher level but you are having a pint of Guinness we don't do small and only got deluxe pork scratchings with hair on them xx" Buggary, I don't like Guinness! I'll wait for The Swingers Arms to open and try my luck in there. Toot toot | |||
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"Any chance of a baby Guinness & a pack of cheese n onion crisps? Xwell hello madam nice to see you are you new in here you bring this establishment to a higher level but you are having a pint of Guinness we don't do small and only got deluxe pork scratchings with hair on them xx Buggary, I don't like Guinness! I'll wait for The Swingers Arms to open and try my luck in there. Toot toot" I’ll drink your Guinness, you can have a slurp on my hip-flask?! | |||
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"Any chance of a baby Guinness & a pack of cheese n onion crisps? Xwell hello madam nice to see you are you new in here you bring this establishment to a higher level but you are having a pint of Guinness we don't do small and only got deluxe pork scratchings with hair on them xx Buggary, I don't like Guinness! I'll wait for The Swingers Arms to open and try my luck in there. Toot toot I’ll drink your Guinness, you can have a slurp on my hip-flask?! "No hip flasks in here my good fellow I suggest you take your custom elsewhere | |||
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"Any chance of a baby Guinness & a pack of cheese n onion crisps? Xwell hello madam nice to see you are you new in here you bring this establishment to a higher level but you are having a pint of Guinness we don't do small and only got deluxe pork scratchings with hair on them xx Buggary, I don't like Guinness! I'll wait for The Swingers Arms to open and try my luck in there. Toot toot I’ll drink your Guinness, you can have a slurp on my hip-flask?! No hip flasks in here my good fellow I suggest you take your custom elsewhere "Who's running the bistro if you're back working here bartender? | |||
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"Any chance of a baby Guinness & a pack of cheese n onion crisps? Xwell hello madam nice to see you are you new in here you bring this establishment to a higher level but you are having a pint of Guinness we don't do small and only got deluxe pork scratchings with hair on them xx Buggary, I don't like Guinness! I'll wait for The Swingers Arms to open and try my luck in there. Toot toot I’ll drink your Guinness, you can have a slurp on my hip-flask?! No hip flasks in here my good fellow I suggest you take your custom elsewhere
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