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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

If you glanced out the window and spotted an elephant in the garden woukd you go out with a bun or just making shooing motions behind the nets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd run away

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

nottingham

If it wasn’t an angry elephant, I’d turn the hose on and see it it wants a drink/wash?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I’d think I’d woke up in a different country or someone had forgot to do their flies up

A real one, yep I’ll stay indoors who knows what mood it would be in

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

I would be there in a heart beat watching this majestic creature that stood before.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I would love that if it was a friendly elephant obviously, I’d let it paddle in my pool

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I'd run away "

Do elephants chase you if you run?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'd actually not be that surprised any more.

So the bun.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

I’d wonder how the hell it opened my gate!

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

Nah, I'd give it a banana - - all 4 are starting to go on the turn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always like the of those elephant foot umbrella stands you see in the hallway of period dramas!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

My gardens rather overgrown, so I’d just leave him there to munch it all off.

If he did a good job I might give him a bun after.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

West Mids safari park have built shacks in with the animals for you to stay in. You could probably wake up with an elephant there

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"If you glanced out the window and spotted an elephant in the garden woukd you go out with a bun or just making shooing motions behind the nets?

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I'd be thinking wow what a night out and work out how to cover my tracks from the local zoo

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

There is one in my garden called Ganesha!

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"If it wasn’t an angry elephant, I’d turn the hose on and see it it wants a drink/wash? "

Good thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d give it a laxative in the bun and let nature take its course on the roses - that elephant poo is excellent compost and not easy to come by !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it an ordinary elephant or a patchwork elephant like Elmer??

Either way , I'd be kind because im lovely- would be happier if elephant was substituted for a panda though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm....I'd probably think I was dreaming and go back to bed

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

south west

Peanuts and a fez is standard operating procedure I believe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I expected elephants to be a lot taller then they actually are

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

Id check to see if it was pink and about to take flight...if not then id have another cocktail until it was pink and flying

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

If I saw an Elephant in the garden ...... I'd sleepily roll over n say to the Rock ..... sweetie ..... when did we move to Woburn?

Be a good boy and send the Butler out with some straw then frig me senseless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be excited and want to keep him as a pet

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

south west


"I'd be excited and want to keep him as a pet"

Yes. Yes you would

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"If you glanced out the window and spotted an elephant in the garden woukd you go out with a bun or just making shooing motions behind the nets?

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Ha ha, loving the randomness and the answers given….

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

We don't have nets will the elephant see me?

I'd love an elephant but preferably house trained

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I’d think I’d woke up in a different country or someone had forgot to do their flies up

A real one, yep I’ll stay indoors who knows what mood it would be in "

Yeah think I'd be watching from a safe distance

Not like it's going to come in via the cat flap, is it?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

London sometimes

I’d turn my pockets inside out and get my cock out and hope it see’s me as a friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be excited and want to keep him as a pet

Yes. Yes you would "

100% I would

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Put on a toga and a mixing bowl on my head then and sit on it imagining I was the mighty Hannibal. Actually next door are Italian so they might panic?!

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I would be there in a heart beat watching this majestic creature that stood before. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ammmmmmmmm I'd view him from an upstairs fully open window & give him some fruit & cabbage ... Whilst also sussing out his temperament etc... Once I'd have the elephant sussed I gradually physically approach me ... Moving to a down stairs fully open window firstly before I'd venture out to the garden

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I would love that if it was a friendly elephant obviously, I’d let it paddle in my pool "

A baby one would be very cute sat in the paddling pool

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over a year ago

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

London sometimes

I genuinely used to be friends with a real elephant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ammmmmmmmm I'd view him from an upstairs fully open window & give him some fruit & cabbage ... Whilst also sussing out his temperament etc... Once I'd have the elephant sussed I gradually physically approach me ... Moving to a down stairs fully open window firstly before I'd venture out to the garden"

*Gradually physically approach Him

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Eeeek bad enough with the dogs treading my plants down! Without an elephant! X

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I'd actually not be that surprised any more.

So the bun."

I'm out of buns so would have to be a bit of toast

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Well I've heard of the elephant in the room never in the garden.

I'd go out with a bun

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By *untocum1000TV/TS
over a year ago

newmarket

Id say "why arent you in the room where you belong ! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be looking for the bad baby!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Ammmmmmmmm I'd view him from an upstairs fully open window & give him some fruit & cabbage ... Whilst also sussing out his temperament etc... Once I'd have the elephant sussed I gradually physically approach me ... Moving to a down stairs fully open window firstly before I'd venture out to the garden"

Cabbage ? Elephants are the massive ones with a trunk and flappy ears...

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I’d wonder how the hell it opened my gate! "

Yes I'd be blaming Flat 2 again

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"I’d wonder how the hell it opened my gate!

Yes I'd be blaming Flat 2 again"

It’s probably mrs Jones next door but one,she’s a bloody troublemaker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ammmmmmmmm I'd view him from an upstairs fully open window & give him some fruit & cabbage ... Whilst also sussing out his temperament etc... Once I'd have the elephant sussed I gradually physically approach me ... Moving to a down stairs fully open window firstly before I'd venture out to the garden

Cabbage ? Elephants are the massive ones with a trunk and flappy ears...

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Lol I know

But there diet is plant based hence I'd probably give him roughly shredded torn cabbage

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Nah, I'd give it a banana - - all 4 are starting to go on the turn! "

Good idea do you have to peel them first?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I’d turn my pockets inside out and get my cock out and hope it see’s me as a friend. "

Knew there would be one elephant in the garden

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'd be Googling to see if elephants ate nettles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd get the hose pipe out in this heat

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Firstly I'd check Chester zoo aren't short of an elephant.

Then I'd probably sit in my flat looking down at it and make snarky comments, making myself laugh but not really helping the poor elephant.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’d bring it water so it could spray it over me to cool down

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

I'd grab a camera and ring the local papers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be thinking of the song ' The last time I took acid, I went insane'

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"My gardens rather overgrown, so I’d just leave him there to munch it all off.

If he did a good job I might give him a bun after. "

I'd get goats for the low bits, elephants for the high bits

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Is this a bit like the "elephant in the room" and is something we're all aware of but aren't supposed to discuss?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d give it some love.

Make it a muddy patch and make sure it has water.

Maybe play it ten walls ~ walking with elephants

https://youtu.be/rymUSbYQjw8

and see if it started doing the trunk dance.

I love elephants, they are my favourite.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I don't have a garden

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

I love elephants I would try to pet it hahah

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A pantomime elephant?

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Op change of scenario, elephant in the room

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Or Elephant in the circus

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By *ougie321Man
over a year ago

Milford Haven

I would check that he hasn’t moved his family in, squatters are so annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d think I’d woke up in a different country or someone had forgot to do their flies up

A real one, yep I’ll stay indoors who knows what mood it would be in "

and me

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Since I’ve just put the hose pipe away it would have had a good cool down and there might be a bun in the cupboard as a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d stay indoors cos I have a 6ft wall around my garden! It would be a runaway from a visiting circus that puts shows on at the top of the road - about 2km away. Not sure if my area allows animals anymore, but some do.

When I went to India there were tracks across the road up in the hills where elephants had right of way to get to the river - I was lucky enough to see a family cross on one journey. They are beautiful creatures in the wild.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"West Mids safari park have built shacks in with the animals for you to stay in. You could probably wake up with an elephant there "

How cool would that be

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