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What would happen if I ironed a ten pound note

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Serious answers only please

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

You would have a warm, flat £10 note.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it’s the new plastic ones sis it will melt to the iron best bet is to sit out and let it dry normally

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

It might melt

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I’d live.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

It turns into a twenty pound note....

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"If it’s the new plastic ones sis it will melt to the iron best bet is to sit out and let it dry normally "

If I put a cloth over it x

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

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"You would have a warm, flat £10 note."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’d be flat broke x

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"It might melt "

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"You’d be flat broke x"

Why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it’s the new plastic ones sis it will melt to the iron best bet is to sit out and let it dry normally

If I put a cloth over it x"

May work not shour sis but could be worth a try xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to write a silly answer but seeing as you asked for a serious one here’s a quote from the Bank of England taken from a guardian article in 2013

“We are aware that polymer banknotes begin to shrink and melt at temperatures above 120C, so they can be damaged by an iron,”

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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I always put a tea towel over things I don’t want to burn.

I’ve never ironed money but I have burnt through it. And that was a very bad attempt at humour

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Have you got a bent nine bob note?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Surely the polymer ones don't need ironing if washed?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was going to write a silly answer but seeing as you asked for a serious one here’s a quote from the Bank of England taken from a guardian article in 2013

“We are aware that polymer banknotes begin to shrink and melt at temperatures above 120C, so they can be damaged by an iron,”"

Source link in case you wanted it https://www.theguardian.com/money/2016/jun/04/new-five-pound-note-plastic-fiver

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"If it’s the new plastic ones sis it will melt to the iron best bet is to sit out and let it dry normally

If I put a cloth over it x

May work not shour sis but could be worth a try xx"

Xx

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By *ssexlad0Man
over a year ago

Essex

Just put a heavy weight on it for a while and it will eventually flatten out

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I was going to write a silly answer but seeing as you asked for a serious one here’s a quote from the Bank of England taken from a guardian article in 2013

“We are aware that polymer banknotes begin to shrink and melt at temperatures above 120C, so they can be damaged by an iron,”"

Thanks xx

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I always put a tea towel over things I don’t want to burn.

I’ve never ironed money but I have burnt through it. And that was a very bad attempt at humour "

But I love you for it xx

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Have you got a bent nose?"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those new notes are too springy and bendy.

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

You'd burn the queens face off. The poor woman!

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Surely the polymer ones don't need ironing if washed?!"

Yes

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Just put a heavy weight on it for a while and it will eventually flatten out"

Mwah x

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Those new notes are too springy and bendy. "

Ain't they just

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Have you got a bent nose?

Yes"

Always thought you were a wrong’un

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I always put a tea towel over things I don’t want to burn.

I’ve never ironed money but I have burnt through it. And that was a very bad attempt at humour

But I love you for it xx"

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Have you got a bent nose?

Yes

Always thought you were a wrong’un "

It's broken

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I always put a tea towel over things I don’t want to burn.

I’ve never ironed money but I have burnt through it. And that was a very bad attempt at humour

But I love you for it xx

"

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"You'd burn the queens face off. The poor woman! "

I could your face on it?

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"You'd burn the queens face off. The poor woman!

I could your face on it?"

* put

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

The Queen would get a face lift

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"The Queen would get a face lift"

Or a melted crown

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I was going to write a silly answer but seeing as you asked for a serious one here’s a quote from the Bank of England taken from a guardian article in 2013

“We are aware that polymer banknotes begin to shrink and melt at temperatures above 120C, so they can be damaged by an iron,”

Source link in case you wanted it https://www.theguardian.com/money/2016/jun/04/new-five-pound-note-plastic-fiver"

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"You'd burn the queens face off. The poor woman!

I could your face on it?

* put"

Why would you want to burn my beautiful face then? I always knew you were evil!

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"You'd burn the queens face off. The poor woman!

I could your face on it?

* put

Why would you want to burn my beautiful face then? I always knew you were evil! "

Thanks

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"You'd burn the queens face off. The poor woman!

I could your face on it?

* put

Why would you want to burn my beautiful face then? I always knew you were evil! "

If you read right il stick your mug on after my dear but forget it now

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Have you got a bent nine bob note?"

What's that?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Did the Queen survive?

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I ironed one of the old ones before years ago, because I'd just watched get rich or die tryin

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Did the Queen survive? "

Yes

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Did the Queen survive?

Yes"

Yay!

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I ironed one of the old ones before years ago, because I'd just watched get rich or die tryin "

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Did the Queen survive?

Yes

Yay! "

Xxx

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

The new ones will melt

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"The new ones will melt "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Don't have the iron too hot.

Put it in a folded tea towel and light press .....

Or put it in a tea towel and press it under a pile of books or similar and leave to air dry.

It is hot out there. Better still . Air dry in a window.

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Have you laundered it first

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"You’d be flat broke x

Why"

See Yas...... ready ? The iron makes things flat.....

You might ruin the money and then be skint.

Broke is a word for skint.....

The note would be FLAT after ironing....

SO..... Flat broke....see Yas..... ??? Yas ????

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Don't have the iron too hot.

Put it in a folded tea towel and light press .....

Or put it in a tea towel and press it under a pile of books or similar and leave to air dry.

It is hot out there. Better still . Air dry in a window."

Xxx

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"You’d be flat broke x

Why

See Yas...... ready ? The iron makes things flat.....

You might ruin the money and then be skint.

Broke is a word for skint.....

The note would be FLAT after ironing....

SO..... Flat broke....see Yas..... ??? Yas ????"

Hahaha

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Have you laundered it first "

Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just put a heavy weight on it for a while and it will eventually flatten out"

I normally lay my ten pound notes on the rug an roll over em

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth


"Have you laundered it first

Cheeky "

It's sad I know ...but I chuckled to myself

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Have you laundered it first

Cheeky

It's sad I know ...but I chuckled to myself "

Xx

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

You'd have to send your iron to the Bank of England, to get the money exchanged

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Test it on a corner.

Why the fuck do you want to iron money?

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Test it on a corner.

Why the fuck do you want to iron money? "

Because I don't like it crumpled

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"You'd have to send your iron to the Bank of England, to get the money exchanged "

X

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