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"Bruh  "They should be fitted with headlights | |||
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They should be fitted with headlights"Isn't that what the little things on their heads are?  | |||
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"Ah bugger! Those slippery little Cecils, say a prayer for him, it is all you can do "There will be a ceremony held in it's honour tomorrow | |||
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"Ah bugger! Those slippery little Cecils, say a prayer for him, it is all you can do
There will be a ceremony held in it's honour tomorrow"I closed a window on one once, I cried when I heard the crunch, I hate loss of life no matter how small. Life is a battle for Cecils
I might start a campaign #savethececil #bececilaware
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"I didn't see you there when my foot clipped you and smashed your home and guts all-over the pavement "Cruel | |||
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"I didn't see you there when my foot clipped you and smashed your home and guts all-over the pavement
Cruel "Accidental | |||
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"I salt them nightly " That's why they taste so good | |||
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"I didn't see you there when my foot clipped you and smashed your home and guts all-over the pavement
Cruel
Accidental"Repent and pray | |||
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"Poor snail, May you rest in peace, not get squashed or crushed into the pavement by careless people deep in thought. Amen." i3 It's the beer. Although I might have struggled to see him if I was sober too. It was in the shadows. I had no chance. And neither did he. | |||
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"Poor snail, May you rest in peace, not get squashed or crushed into the pavement by careless people deep in thought. Amen.i3 It's the beer. Although I might have struggled to see him if I was sober too. It was in the shadows. I had no chance. And neither did he. "They're so tiny though  | |||
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"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there "Slimed his way in | |||
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"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in"Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure! | |||
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"Poor snail, May you rest in peace, not get squashed or crushed into the pavement by careless people deep in thought. Amen.i3 It's the beer. Although I might have struggled to see him if I was sober too. It was in the shadows. I had no chance. And neither did he.
They're so tiny though "There was another one just beyond my next step. Snail traffic was quite busy. I managed to dodge that one and avert tomorrow's tabloid headlines","Two snail murder hunt" | |||
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"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!"Only to be executed with salt | |||
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"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt"Silence | |||
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"Poor snail, May you rest in peace, not get squashed or crushed into the pavement by careless people deep in thought. Amen.i3 It's the beer. Although I might have struggled to see him if I was sober too. It was in the shadows. I had no chance. And neither did he.
They're so tiny though
There was another one just beyond my next step. Snail traffic was quite busy. I managed to dodge that one and avert tomorrow's tabloid headlines","Two snail murder hunt""Just watch where you clomp! Don't go stomping about willy nilly. Check first #bececilaware | |||
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"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt"Sadly deceased upon discovery
It had been a very hot day and we'd been out all day so not noticed it.... | |||
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"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt
Sadly deceased upon discovery
It had been a very hot day and we'd been out all day so not noticed it...."A dried slug. | |||
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"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt
Silence "Will you sing at his funeral? | |||
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"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt
Sadly deceased upon discovery
It had been a very hot day and we'd been out all day so not noticed it....
A dried slug. "It was stiff. Rigor mortis had set in | |||
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"It was probably after that person with unlimited millions..." Now that’s an old thread  | |||
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"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt
Silence
Will you sing at his funeral?"Yes | |||
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"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt
Silence
Will you sing at his funeral?
Yes"I'll bring vol oo vonts. I love vol oo vonts...a bit fancy but Cecil deserves a good send off | |||
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"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt
Silence
Will you sing at his funeral?
Yes
I'll bring vol oo vonts. I love vol oo vonts...a bit fancy but Cecil deserves a good send off"Its sam | |||
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"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt
Silence
Will you sing at his funeral?
Yes
I'll bring vol oo vonts. I love vol oo vonts...a bit fancy but Cecil deserves a good send off"Just make sure escargots is not on the menu | |||
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"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt
Silence
Will you sing at his funeral?
Yes
I'll bring vol oo vonts. I love vol oo vonts...a bit fancy but Cecil deserves a good send off
Its sam"Cecil, they're all called Cecil | |||
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"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt
Silence
Will you sing at his funeral?
Yes
I'll bring vol oo vonts. I love vol oo vonts...a bit fancy but Cecil deserves a good send off
Its sam
Cecil, they're all called Cecil "No | |||
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"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt
Silence
Will you sing at his funeral?
Yes
I'll bring vol oo vonts. I love vol oo vonts...a bit fancy but Cecil deserves a good send off
Just make sure escargots is not on the menu"Mushroom and chicken, I'm not a barbarian | |||
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"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt
Silence
Will you sing at his funeral?
Yes
I'll bring vol oo vonts. I love vol oo vonts...a bit fancy but Cecil deserves a good send off
Its sam
Cecil, they're all called Cecil
No"Yes | |||
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"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt
Silence
Will you sing at his funeral?
Yes
I'll bring vol oo vonts. I love vol oo vonts...a bit fancy but Cecil deserves a good send off
Its sam
Cecil, they're all called Cecil
No
Yes "Nope | |||
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"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt
Silence
Will you sing at his funeral?
Yes
I'll bring vol oo vonts. I love vol oo vonts...a bit fancy but Cecil deserves a good send off
Its sam
Cecil, they're all called Cecil
No
Yes
Nope
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"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt
Silence
Will you sing at his funeral?
Yes
I'll bring vol oo vonts. I love vol oo vonts...a bit fancy but Cecil deserves a good send off
Its sam
Cecil, they're all called Cecil
No
Yes
Nope
Have a vol oo vont "Vol au vent  | |||
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"It was probably after that person with unlimited millions... Now that’s an old thread "Haha wasn't sure anyone would be with me on that reference. | |||
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"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt
Silence
Will you sing at his funeral?
Yes
I'll bring vol oo vonts. I love vol oo vonts...a bit fancy but Cecil deserves a good send off
Its sam
Cecil, they're all called Cecil
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Yes "I never got to talk to the fella so I can't confirm his name | |||
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"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt
Silence
Will you sing at his funeral?
Yes
I'll bring vol oo vonts. I love vol oo vonts...a bit fancy but Cecil deserves a good send off
Its sam
Cecil, they're all called Cecil
No
Yes
Nope
Have a vol oo vont
Vol au vent
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"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt
Silence
Will you sing at his funeral?
Yes
I'll bring vol oo vonts. I love vol oo vonts...a bit fancy but Cecil deserves a good send off
Its sam
Cecil, they're all called Cecil
No
Yes
I never got to talk to the fella so I can't confirm his name"You did say sorry  | |||
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"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt
Silence
Will you sing at his funeral?
Yes
I'll bring vol oo vonts. I love vol oo vonts...a bit fancy but Cecil deserves a good send off
Its sam
Cecil, they're all called Cecil
No
Yes
I never got to talk to the fella so I can't confirm his name"Like an unknown soldier | |||
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"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt
Silence
Will you sing at his funeral?
Yes
I'll bring vol oo vonts. I love vol oo vonts...a bit fancy but Cecil deserves a good send off
Its sam
Cecil, they're all called Cecil
No
Yes
I never got to talk to the fella so I can't confirm his name
Like an unknown soldier "Sam | |||
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"It was probably after that person with unlimited millions..." This is funnier than a lot of people think. | |||
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"It was probably after that person with unlimited millions... This is funnier than a lot of people think." What's the thread title to search for? I'm intrigued... | |||
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"It was probably after that person with unlimited millions... This is funnier than a lot of people think. What's the thread title to search for? I'm intrigued..." Dan squashes snail | |||
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