FabSwingers.com forum: Over 50's Lonely Hearts Club.

By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

To all those left on the shelve or in my case I sit in the corner now, the drop is too high.

Come say hello and hopefully new friendships can be found.

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Well i can't let a fella sit here on his own, so I'll pull up a chair too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over 50 doesn’t make you left on the shelf lol….. you have to get out and take what your looking for….. I’m 50 so this doesn’t app,t to me yet as I’m not over…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I,m in, my shelf's got quite dusty x

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Budge up, I'll keep you company and share my popcorn x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I,m in, my shelf's got quite dusty x"

No way is your shelf dusty, me on the other hand could do with a blow off and polish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to get an mot again after lockdown

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Over 50 doesn’t make you left on the shelf lol….. you have to get out and take what your looking for….. I’m 50 so this doesn’t app,t to me yet as I’m not over…..

Tongue in cheek My dear lady

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Budge up, I'll keep you company and share my popcorn x"

Want me to make it salty

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Well i can't let a fella sit here on his own, so I'll pull up a chair too.

Good lad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Morning all

Good morning BBM x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there any room up top, this shelf is beginning to look verrry sexy...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I,m in, my shelf's got quite dusty x"
I'd certainly give your shelf a flick with a feather duster x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made the over 50 club this year, and not exactly sat on the shelf just teetering near the edge.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I,m in, my shelf's got quite dusty xI'd certainly give your shelf a flick with a feather duster x

On my a kinky fucker

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm in the over 60s group but I'm happy to pull up a chair and join all you youngsters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm under 50 but I don't think I should be missing out here.

I prefer the over 50s shelf

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm in the over 60s group but I'm happy to pull up a chair and join all you youngsters

Gonna need more viagra then

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I may be over 50, but I'm still on the dance floor having a boogie.

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

If nobody minds I'll sit on the floor. If I sit on the shelf I'll either fall off or break it

so it's safer to just stay down here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not just 50, I’m 48 and get no attention, it seems when your in a relationship everyone wants what is already taken

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I just said fuck it, this shelf isn't big enough for all of us, I'm off. Time for a safari, hunting the elusive lone wild pussy

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Morning to all the lovely fellow over 50’s

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Morning to all the lovely fellow over 50’s

(Tips hat towards the nice lady).

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Over 50 and gathering dust on the shelf!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Good morning to my fellow quinquagenarian semicentennials

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

"Good morning to my fellow quinquagenarian semicentennials

That's a real mouthful

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By *alty surpriseMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

This shelf is going to give way.... Squeezing in

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By *usie pTV/TS
over a year ago

taunton

There is very little use in this world for older men especially in the relationship stakes, there is a big demand for older girls so I urge all you younger guys to make sure you have as much as you can get your hands on.

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By *ougie321Man
over a year ago

Milford Haven

I will join any club, keep your options open

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Good morning to my fellow quinquagenarian semicentennials

That's a real mouthful

Oooh errrr mrs

Try saying it after a few beers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join you all .. we can dust each other ..might just need a bigger shelf to fit my big arse on tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I join you all .. we can dust each other ..might just need a bigger shelf to fit my big arse on tho

You arse doesn't need a bigger shelf. Just needs a display cabinet to show off its wonder

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Can I join you all .. we can dust each other ..might just need a bigger shelf to fit my big arse on tho

Personally - I'd love that arse on my lap - so i could give it a good squeeze. X

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Can I join you all .. we can dust each other ..might just need a bigger shelf to fit my big arse on tho

Great, now we’re all going to have a scrap to see who gets to sit next to you!

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

I’m in bit dusty

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Can I join you all .. we can dust each other ..might just need a bigger shelf to fit my big arse on tho

Boing

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Morning to all the lovely fellow over 50’s

Hello Sandy

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Can I join you all .. we can dust each other ..might just need a bigger shelf to fit my big arse on tho

Great, now we’re all going to have a scrap to see who gets to sit next to you! "

Sits back waiting to see who’s going to need a bandage after the scrap

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I just said fuck it, this shelf isn't big enough for all of us, I'm off. Time for a safari, hunting the elusive lone wild pussy"

What is it you tell me "get your arse back here"

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Morning to all the lovely fellow over 50’s

Hello Sandy

Hello PP

I hope you have a large shelf for all of us over 50’s

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I will just sit on your lap, if the shelf collapses at least I will have a soft landing

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Can I join you all .. we can dust each other ..might just need a bigger shelf to fit my big arse on tho

Great, now we’re all going to have a scrap to see who gets to sit next to you!

Sits back waiting to see who’s going to need a bandage after the scrap

Fancy a quickie whilst they all squabble

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I will just sit on your lap, if the shelf collapses at least I will have a soft landing

That's fine by me just plonk yourself down and we can discuss whatever pops up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need steps to get onto my shelf lol

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I need steps to get onto my shelf lol

Just come sit by me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning to all the lovely fellow over 50’s

Hello Sandy

Hello PP

I hope you have a large shelf for all of us over 50’s

Love you sandy xx

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"I just said fuck it, this shelf isn't big enough for all of us, I'm off. Time for a safari, hunting the elusive lone wild pussy

What is it you tell me "get your arse back here"

"
to late, I'm already up to my neck in grazing wild life, I can't move or I may scare them off

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I need steps to get onto my shelf lol

"
please - allow me.

(Sits her on his shoulder)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I just said fuck it, this shelf isn't big enough for all of us, I'm off. Time for a safari, hunting the elusive lone wild pussy

What is it you tell me "get your arse back here"

to late, I'm already up to my neck in grazing wild life, I can't move or I may scare them off"

That's you buggered then

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Hello

Well, helllllooooo (in his best Leslie Phillips voice).

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Hello

Hello WW

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Can I fit on the shelf from Ireland

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"I just said fuck it, this shelf isn't big enough for all of us, I'm off. Time for a safari, hunting the elusive lone wild pussy

What is it you tell me "get your arse back here"

to late, I'm already up to my neck in grazing wild life, I can't move or I may scare them off

That's you buggered then

"
oh god I hope not

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I just said fuck it, this shelf isn't big enough for all of us, I'm off. Time for a safari, hunting the elusive lone wild pussy

What is it you tell me "get your arse back here"

to late, I'm already up to my neck in grazing wild life, I can't move or I may scare them off

That's you buggered then

oh god I hope not

Well be aware of your surroundings

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"I just said fuck it, this shelf isn't big enough for all of us, I'm off. Time for a safari, hunting the elusive lone wild pussy

What is it you tell me "get your arse back here"

to late, I'm already up to my neck in grazing wild life, I can't move or I may scare them off

That's you buggered then

oh god I hope not

Well be aware of your surroundings

"
I'm currently settled into a rather large area of pampas grass, so I should be quite safe, for the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello

Well, helllllooooo (in his best Leslie Phillips voice). "

Hi Chunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello

Hello WW

New name? I like it

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I just said fuck it, this shelf isn't big enough for all of us, I'm off. Time for a safari, hunting the elusive lone wild pussy

What is it you tell me "get your arse back here"

to late, I'm already up to my neck in grazing wild life, I can't move or I may scare them off

That's you buggered then

oh god I hope not

Well be aware of your surroundings

I'm currently settled into a rather large area of pampas grass, so I should be quite safe, for the moment

You could still get buggered by wandering swingers

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"I just said fuck it, this shelf isn't big enough for all of us, I'm off. Time for a safari, hunting the elusive lone wild pussy

What is it you tell me "get your arse back here"

to late, I'm already up to my neck in grazing wild life, I can't move or I may scare them off

That's you buggered then

oh god I hope not

Well be aware of your surroundings

I'm currently settled into a rather large area of pampas grass, so I should be quite safe, for the moment

You could still get buggered by wandering swingers

"
with luck the anti buggering spray will keep me safe

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By *neeyeshutMan
over a year ago

surrey

Maybe string a couple of hammocks up under the shelf ..they swing a bit

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By *iamp86Man
over a year ago

preston

"Hello

Hello

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By *ustfun1000Man
over a year ago

hanwell

Hi everyone I’m on the over 60 shelf, I try not to get too dusty but always looking for new friends and maybe something a little extra .

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Hello

Hello WW

New name? I like it

I keep singing wonder woman

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I just said fuck it, this shelf isn't big enough for all of us, I'm off. Time for a safari, hunting the elusive lone wild pussy

What is it you tell me "get your arse back here"

to late, I'm already up to my neck in grazing wild life, I can't move or I may scare them off

That's you buggered then

oh god I hope not

Well be aware of your surroundings

I'm currently settled into a rather large area of pampas grass, so I should be quite safe, for the moment

You could still get buggered by wandering swingers

with luck the anti buggering spray will keep me safe"

Nah

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Hello *waves.

I can never reach the top shelf. Can I climb onto someone's shoulders? (Obviously, I'll need a strong man)

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Hello *waves.

I can never reach the top shelf. Can I climb onto someone's shoulders? (Obviously, I'll need a strong man)

You called m'lady.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Hello *waves.

I can never reach the top shelf. Can I climb onto someone's shoulders? (Obviously, I'll need a strong man)

I'm making a bench now for us all to sit on or should I just order mattresses

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Hello

Hello WW

New name? I like it

I keep singing wonder woman

Im now picturing her in the outfit.

Cor blimey.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hello *waves.

I can never reach the top shelf. Can I climb onto someone's shoulders? (Obviously, I'll need a strong man)

You called m'lady.

That I did, CG!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hello *waves.

I can never reach the top shelf. Can I climb onto someone's shoulders? (Obviously, I'll need a strong man)

I'm making a bench now for us all to sit on or should I just order mattresses

I'm more of a chaise longue kinda gal. Could you do me one of them, PP?

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Hello *waves.

I can never reach the top shelf. Can I climb onto someone's shoulders? (Obviously, I'll need a strong man)

I'm making a bench now for us all to sit on or should I just order mattresses

I'm more of a chaise longue kinda gal. Could you do me one of them, PP?

I can slap your arse

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

Hello, may I join the club?

You can find me on the bottom shelf with the other overlooked things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

52 and 60 here...still enjoying it

Betty

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"52 and 60 here...still enjoying it

Betty"

And still looking hot.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"52 and 60 here...still enjoying it

Betty"

Oofftt

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll be off now.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hello *waves.

I can never reach the top shelf. Can I climb onto someone's shoulders? (Obviously, I'll need a strong man)

I'm making a bench now for us all to sit on or should I just order mattresses

I'm more of a chaise longue kinda gal. Could you do me one of them, PP?

I can slap your arse

I'll assume the position

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Can I join in please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m creeping into this bracket fast so happy to mingle if allowed PP cakes I’m good at too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello

Hello WW

New name? I like it

I keep singing wonder woman

Im now picturing her in the outfit.

Cor blimey.

If only I could pull it off!

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Feeling down now, please don't be offended if I don't reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feeling down now, please don't be offended if I don't reply."

take it easy mate

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Hello

Hello WW

New name? I like it

I keep singing wonder woman

Im now picturing her in the outfit.

Cor blimey.

If only I could pull it off!"

if only i could pull it off you.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

You are only as old as you feel OP. There are some great looking over 50's on here xx

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Can I join in please x "

Please do! You can sit by me

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By *aughty georgeMan
over a year ago

South Hams and Bath

Is there any room left on that shelf...

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"You are only as old as you feel OP. There are some great looking over 50's on here xx"

I still feel 25, it's other's that see me as old. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All these lovely people on this shelf, imagine if we could get together

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I'm pretty much stuck on the shelf x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

54 and just had a massive reduced sticker slapped on my head I’m sooooo old and dusty.

I need some fab friends x

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"54 and just had a massive reduced sticker slapped on my head I’m sooooo old and dusty.

I need some fab friends x "

You're not old or dusty x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi there, I'm a bit lost

I feel too old for Cherry_Blossoms '30s & 40s Lonely Hearts Club' but, I'm not 50 for another couple of weeks; so, I'm really not sure where I belong right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi there, I'm a bit lost

I feel too old for Cherry_Blossoms '30s & 40s Lonely Hearts Club' but, I'm not 50 for another couple of weeks; so, I'm really not sure where I belong right now

You can be an honorary member of the 50s club

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I'm under 50 but I don't think I should be missing out here.

I prefer the over 50s shelf

I prefer the under 50s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"54 and just had a massive reduced sticker slapped on my head I’m sooooo old and dusty.

I need some fab friends x

You're not old or dusty x

Awww

Why thank you kind sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I join? I'll be 52 later in the year

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

I am definitely over 50, but despite being single, my heart isn’t lonely. I am loved by family and friends and I love them in return.

All I need other than that is some awesome sexy times, which I find pretty easy to attain whenever necessary.

I feel for all those that aren’t happy with their lot. I am lucky

I wish all of you on this thread that aren’t can find what they seek.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi there, I'm a bit lost

I feel too old for Cherry_Blossoms '30s & 40s Lonely Hearts Club' but, I'm not 50 for another couple of weeks; so, I'm really not sure where I belong right now

You can be an honorary member of the 50s club

Thank you

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I am definitely over 50, but despite being single, my heart isn’t lonely. I am loved by family and friends and I love them in return.

All I need other than that is some awesome sexy times, which I find pretty easy to attain whenever necessary.

I feel for all those that aren’t happy with their lot. I am lucky

I wish all of you on this thread that aren’t can find what they seek."

I think ‘lonely hearts’ just meant single. Not miserable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i join?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Hi there, I'm a bit lost

I feel too old for Cherry_Blossoms '30s & 40s Lonely Hearts Club' but, I'm not 50 for another couple of weeks; so, I'm really not sure where I belong right now

You can be an honorary member of the 50s club

Thank you

Woop woop

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"May I join? I'll be 52 later in the year

You’ve got my vote!

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Hi there, I'm a bit lost

I feel too old for Cherry_Blossoms '30s & 40s Lonely Hearts Club' but, I'm not 50 for another couple of weeks; so, I'm really not sure where I belong right now

You can be an honorary member of the 50s club

Seconded! You’re in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi there, I'm a bit lost

I feel too old for Cherry_Blossoms '30s & 40s Lonely Hearts Club' but, I'm not 50 for another couple of weeks; so, I'm really not sure where I belong right now

You can be an honorary member of the 50s club

Thank you

Woop woop"

Is that an approval CG?

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over a year ago

"Hi there, I'm a bit lost

I feel too old for Cherry_Blossoms '30s & 40s Lonely Hearts Club' but, I'm not 50 for another couple of weeks; so, I'm really not sure where I belong right now

You can be an honorary member of the 50s club

Seconded! You’re in. "

Thanks Mr M

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Hi there, I'm a bit lost

I feel too old for Cherry_Blossoms '30s & 40s Lonely Hearts Club' but, I'm not 50 for another couple of weeks; so, I'm really not sure where I belong right now

You can be an honorary member of the 50s club

Seconded! You’re in.

Thanks Mr M

Mr M! Come and sit next to me on the shelf!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Hi there, I'm a bit lost

I feel too old for Cherry_Blossoms '30s & 40s Lonely Hearts Club' but, I'm not 50 for another couple of weeks; so, I'm really not sure where I belong right now

You can be an honorary member of the 50s club

Thank you

Woop woop

Is that an approval CG?

A gold seal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like my 50th birthday party isn't going to be as lonely as I thought, if I'm sat on the shelf with all of you sexy peeps

Thank you for making me feel so welcome

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Looks like my 50th birthday party isn't going to be as lonely as I thought, if I'm sat on the shelf with all of you sexy peeps

Thank you for making me feel so welcome "

We can give you the bumps. I lay underneath you (naked).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meanders into room to find a bunch of people sat on shelves…..

Hmmm.

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge

Anymore room on that shelf?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Meanders into room to find a bunch of people sat on shelves…..

Hmmm.

And we're not elves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this like the bargain bin. I love a good rummage in one of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting on shelves seems a pointless and pretty dangerous pastime to me.

Anyone wanna buy me a lemonade?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sitting on shelves seems a pointless and pretty dangerous pastime to me.

Anyone wanna buy me a lemonade?

Do you want gin in it?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Is this like the bargain bin. I love a good rummage in one of those

Be careful with your nails.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meanders into room to find a bunch of people sat on shelves…..

Hmmm.

And we're not elves

What on Earth are you wearing in your profile pic CG? That’s the strangest elf spot I’ve ever seen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sitting on shelves seems a pointless and pretty dangerous pastime to me.

Anyone wanna buy me a lemonade?

Do you want gin in it? "

I’ll just have it straight please. Been one of those weeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this like the bargain bin. I love a good rummage in one of those

Be careful with your nails.

Always short gardening length

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Meanders into room to find a bunch of people sat on shelves…..

Hmmm.

And we're not elves

What on Earth are you wearing in your profile pic CG? That’s the strangest elf spot I’ve ever seen! "

It's my elf costume.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Is this like the bargain bin. I love a good rummage in one of those

Be careful with your nails.

Always short gardening length

Then be careful with my bulbs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meanders into room to find a bunch of people sat on shelves…..

Hmmm.

And we're not elves

What on Earth are you wearing in your profile pic CG? That’s the strangest elf spot I’ve ever seen!

It's my elf costume.

That was supposed to say ‘the strangest elf suit’

It’s very, er, shiny.

Do you spend a lot of time polishing your helmet?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Meanders into room to find a bunch of people sat on shelves…..

Hmmm.

And we're not elves

What on Earth are you wearing in your profile pic CG? That’s the strangest elf spot I’ve ever seen!

It's my elf costume.

That was supposed to say ‘the strangest elf suit’

It’s very, er, shiny.

Do you spend a lot of time polishing your helmet?

Well, I don't have any volunteers.

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By *r easy1981Man
over a year ago

leeds

Hey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meanders into room to find a bunch of people sat on shelves…..

Hmmm.

And we're not elves

What on Earth are you wearing in your profile pic CG? That’s the strangest elf spot I’ve ever seen!

It's my elf costume.

That was supposed to say ‘the strangest elf suit’

It’s very, er, shiny.

Do you spend a lot of time polishing your helmet?

Well, I don't have any volunteers.

Well you’ve done a lovely job on it. I rarely see such a shine on a man’s helmet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey"

You’retoo young to be in here. Now run along lad

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Meanders into room to find a bunch of people sat on shelves…..

Hmmm.

And we're not elves

What on Earth are you wearing in your profile pic CG? That’s the strangest elf spot I’ve ever seen!

It's my elf costume.

That was supposed to say ‘the strangest elf suit’

It’s very, er, shiny.

Do you spend a lot of time polishing your helmet?

Well, I don't have any volunteers.

Well you’ve done a lovely job on it. I rarely see such a shine on a man’s helmet

I've had lots of practice.

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By *ambofkMan
over a year ago

Hamilton

Hello everyone and good evening xx I’d love to start a friendship with an older lady x I truly find you more attractive than any women my own age? Feel free to ignore me if you want but I figured I may as well try my luck. If you wanna chat then please don’t be shy x I am always more than happy to chat to everyone xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another youngster has snuck in!

Be gone with you

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By *ambofkMan
over a year ago

Hamilton

"Another youngster has snuck in!

Be gone with you

Awww I was enjoying the mood… ok then if I must

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Can I join

. 67 here

. Feel a lot lot younger

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

I’ll pull up a chair with my cup of tea and biscuit tin (Custard creams and Rich Tea before you ask)

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Is this like the bargain bin. I love a good rummage in one of those

Umm, pretty much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I join? I'll be 52 later in the year

You’ve got my vote! "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ARe OAPS allowed ? ive got my bus pass so im a cheap date ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To all those left on the shelve or in my case I sit in the corner now, the drop is too high.

Come say hello and hopefully new friendships can be found.

what if we are here by Choice ? As no one has been worth leaving it for??

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

"ARe OAPS allowed ? ive got my bus pass so im a cheap date ..."

So far I think no one has said cannot reply on forum

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"May I join? I'll be 52 later in the year

You’ve got my vote!

Thank you

The pleasure is all mine!

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By *hroatitboyMan
over a year ago

GLA

Oh I like an over 50 myself x

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm awake and full of beans, coffee beans

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'm awake and full of beans, coffee beans

Phew, I was about to get a pen on my nose!

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'm awake and full of beans, coffee beans

Phew, I was about to get a pen on my nose!

*peg! DOH!

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm awake and full of beans, coffee beans

Phew, I was about to get a pen on my nose!

*peg! DOH! "

Carry on being cheeky and you'll get a pen up ya nose

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'm awake and full of beans, coffee beans

Phew, I was about to get a pen on my nose!

*peg! DOH!

Carry on being cheeky and you'll get a pen up ya nose

Ouch!

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

Budge up everyone. Sorry I'm late

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm awake and full of beans, coffee beans

Phew, I was about to get a pen on my nose!

*peg! DOH!

Carry on being cheeky and you'll get a pen up ya nose

Ouch!

You're very lucky I need to go pee

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'm awake and full of beans, coffee beans

Phew, I was about to get a pen on my nose!

*peg! DOH!

Carry on being cheeky and you'll get a pen up ya nose

Ouch!

You're very lucky I need to go pee

That’ll be all those coffee beans…

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm awake and full of beans, coffee beans

Phew, I was about to get a pen on my nose!

*peg! DOH!

Carry on being cheeky and you'll get a pen up ya nose

Ouch!

You're very lucky I need to go pee

That’ll be all those coffee beans…

Ya not wrong

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"I need to get an mot again after lockdown "

You don't need one as you would be in the classic category now

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I need to get an mot again after lockdown

You don't need one as you would be in the classic category now

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

So, PP, have you got any activity plan for the over 50’s lonely hearts club?

Meet and greet with badges, cake bake, group sex?

Anything?

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By *rucker andyMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Morning budge up I’ll sit and have a gander

Have a good Sunday everyone

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"So, PP, have you got any activity plan for the over 50’s lonely hearts club?

Meet and greet with badges, cake bake, group sex?

Anything?

I'd never even thought that far ahead.

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

49 & 8 months. I’ll just pull up a chair if I may and wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell asleep on the shelf, story of my life not making it to bed.

Good morning everyone, is there anyone out there awake and as horny as I am ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

been on the shelf i while hope someone will get the polish out and dust me off and think i like this one and put me in the top draw of there bedside table xx

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By *lack AlanMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Good morning Everyone who's doing breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning to all the other lonely 50+ people have a great day everyone

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

I am in the over 80s section residing in thick dust on the top shelf of the kitchen dresser along side the cafetiere that has no been used for years and various cookery books

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning Everyone who's doing breakfast "

I'm making coffee, strong, black and sweet like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, PP, have you got any activity plan for the over 50’s lonely hearts club?

Meet and greet with badges, cake bake, group sex?

Anything?

I'd never even thought that far ahead."

There's enough of us here to do something sexy

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"So, PP, have you got any activity plan for the over 50’s lonely hearts club?

Meet and greet with badges, cake bake, group sex?

Anything?

I'd never even thought that far ahead.

There's enough of us here to do something sexy

"
you'd have thought so wouldn't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, PP, have you got any activity plan for the over 50’s lonely hearts club?

Meet and greet with badges, cake bake, group sex?

Anything?

I'd never even thought that far ahead.

There's enough of us here to do something sexy

Lets plan something

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"So, PP, have you got any activity plan for the over 50’s lonely hearts club?

Meet and greet with badges, cake bake, group sex?

Anything?

I'd never even thought that far ahead.

There's enough of us here to do something sexy

You do “sexy” very well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like sex at 50 shame I live at No30.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Morning everyone, loved the banter last night and if it wasn't for those that snored I'd have had a great night's sleep.

I'd like to thank the 2 gentleman either side of me on the shelf for allowing me to snuggle up and rest my head on their shoulders xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sitting on shelves seems a pointless and pretty dangerous pastime to me.

Anyone wanna buy me a lemonade?

I'd buy you a lemonade but I'm outside your age range!!

I will just join the others on the shelf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a book end on that dusty shelf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning

can someone pass me a coffee?

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Morning

can someone pass me a coffee?

Espresso okay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning

can someone pass me a coffee?

Espresso okay? "

Yes please x

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Morning

can someone pass me a coffee?

Espresso okay?

Yes please x"

Anything on the side?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are a awful lot of attractive 50+women on here. I’d happily pick off the shelve.

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