FabSwingers.com forum: will my balls fit

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

was shagging the other night, and got the strange urge to see if my balls would fit in her pussy aswell.they never. has anyone else tried this and been successful?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Why not try putting your balls in her ass?

(tip: use a shoe horn)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

good idea with the show horn. in all honesty though i think it might be impossible. never tried for long but it just seemed like no way it was happening.have had a fist up the same lady before so dont think its a space issue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At first glance i wondered if this was sgoing to be some clever post like 'i have several footballs to take to practice tonight, but only a small holdall, will all 3 footballs fit into it?'

hey ho.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a very weird thread....

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By *hyguy 43Man
over a year ago

Swansea

Nope never even thought of trying it lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"This is a very weird thread....

Agreed!

Have you found that Lion yet?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

If they fit in the mouth, they'll fit down the other end - that's my off the cuff calculation method

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

a serious post, i like to keep all the clever and mischevious stuff for the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"was shagging the other night, and got the strange urge to see if my balls would fit in her pussy aswell.they never. has anyone else tried this and been successful?

I saw another post on this topic. Apparently placing balls in someone's arse is called teapot-ing. I can't imagine it being fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i wasn't trying to get them in her arse(that is a idea though)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is a very weird thread....

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hope my weirdness has made you laugh a little and cheered you up a bit xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dare say there is a simple way to achieve your objective....but the thought of detaching them before insertion might put some people off this method...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I thought Teapotting was in the mouth ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Is that Tea bagging ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Two lumps please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea bagging is in another persons mouth..in ad out..dipping.

Honey dipping is balls into vagina/anal.

So I have read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have heard of blokes being able to put their own balls in their bum, but forgotten the name for that

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By *onny BonesMan
over a year ago

a block away from heaven

"Tea bagging is in another persons mouth..in ad out..dipping.

Honey dipping is balls into vagina/anal.

So I have read

I see that halo slipping!!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Have heard of blokes being able to put their own balls in their bum, but forgotten the name for that

Is it called 'insanity'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two lumps please"

Gwanny, Beet or Cane?

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By *oldie fontaineMan
over a year ago

London / Kent

well...ya learn something new every day here on fab...tea potting and tea bagging and here was i thinking i was a man of the world...lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have heard of blokes being able to put their own balls in their bum, but forgotten the name for that

Is it called 'insanity'?"

class funky not laughed so hard in ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea bagging is in another persons mouth..in ad out..dipping.

Honey dipping is balls into vagina/anal.

So I have read

I see that halo slipping!!!"

Oops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have heard of blokes being able to put their own balls in their bum, but forgotten the name for that

Is it called 'insanity'?"

I quite agree, but very annoying that I can't remember the name!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Have heard of blokes being able to put their own balls in their bum, but forgotten the name for that

Drooping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never thought of it to be honest although it may be painful trying squeeze them in.

Makes me whince just thinking about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have heard of blokes being able to put their own balls in their bum, but forgotten the name for that

Drooping"

I have heard it called something else recently!

Shall have to ask my source

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By *erverts R usCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

fk Bees wanting a cup of t now lol. This site is getting worse hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"was shagging the other night, and got the strange urge to see if my balls would fit in her pussy aswell.they never. has anyone else tried this and been successful?

Given that a woman can easily contract the muscles in her vagina you wouldn't catch me thinking about putting my testicles in there never mind actually doing it.

Ouch!

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By *ild Bill Thickcock.Man
over a year ago

Wet Beaver Creek

"Why not try putting your balls in her ass?

(tip: use a shoe horn)"

or a mallet

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By *ickiemintMan
over a year ago

Somewhere NW London

More tea vicar,LMFAO.Suz.X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that Tea bagging ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Slut here now. Putting one's balls into one's arse is known as scotch egging!

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By *ild Bill Thickcock.Man
over a year ago

Wet Beaver Creek

"Mr Slut here now. Putting one's balls into one's arse is known as scotch egging!"

Your own arse or someone elses?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I can get some peoples balls and cock in my mouth, think its called smurfing. But dont think ive tried with my fanny

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

"Tea bagging is in another persons mouth..in ad out..dipping.

Honey dipping is balls into vagina/anal.

So I have read

That's what I like about this site, you learn something new every day.

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a very weird thread....

Agreed!

Have you found that Lion yet?"

Nah

Lions are scared of cougars

It will hide from me, lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"This is a very weird thread....

Agreed!

Have you found that Lion yet?

Nah

Lions are scared of cougars

It will hide from me, lol"

Tut, you are a pussy cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr Slut here now. Putting one's balls into one's arse is known as scotch egging!"

Aha that is it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr Slut here now. Putting one's balls into one's arse is known as scotch egging!

Your own arse or someone elses?

Your own haha

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