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"Evening all as the title says new venture upmarket greasy spoon you name it I have it extensive menu put your orders in idle banter while waiting " | |||
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"Please could I have haricots simmered in a ragout of puréed heritage tomatoes, served on a lightly grilled slice of Ciabatta with hand churned Jersey butter. " Oooh get her!  | |||
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"Please could I have haricots simmered in a ragout of puréed heritage tomatoes, served on a lightly grilled slice of Ciabatta with hand churned Jersey butter. " bloody hell Mrs I will do my best just churning the butter hold on can't catch the bloody cow take a seat madam xx | |||
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" Oooh get her! "Is that your attempt at idle banter ? | |||
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"Please could I have haricots simmered in a ragout of puréed heritage tomatoes, served on a lightly grilled slice of Ciabatta with hand churned Jersey butter. Oooh get her! "upmarket greasy spoon will do my best only one pair of hands  | |||
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"Please could I have haricots simmered in a ragout of puréed heritage tomatoes, served on a lightly grilled slice of Ciabatta with hand churned Jersey butter. bloody hell Mrs I will do my best just churning the butter hold on can't catch the bloody cow take a seat madam xx "Surely a greasy spoon can manage beans on toast ? | |||
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" Oooh get her!
Is that your attempt at idle banter ?"it is just deflecting while I get your food on the go  | |||
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" Oooh get her!
Is that your attempt at idle banter ?"Best I've got. Take it or leave it | |||
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"I'll have a pint of Fuller's stout and a bag of nuts" don't tell the authorities not got an official booze licence got it off dodgy Dave | |||
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" Oooh get her!
Is that your attempt at idle banter ?
Best I've got. Take it or leave it"I'll take it please. | |||
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"Please could I have haricots simmered in a ragout of puréed heritage tomatoes, served on a lightly grilled slice of Ciabatta with hand churned Jersey butter. bloody hell Mrs I will do my best just churning the butter hold on can't catch the bloody cow take a seat madam xx
Surely a greasy spoon can manage beans on toast ? "madam I have met your type before xx | |||
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"I'll have a double cheeseburger with fries and a latte. No I don't want to go large for 50p! " more my type of order I know the decor is not the best am working on it x | |||
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" madam I have met your type before xx "I have brought my own spoon as yours is too greasy | |||
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"I'll have a double cheeseburger with fries and a latte. No I don't want to go large for 50p! more my type of order I know the decor is not the best am working on it x "It's fine but please get rid of that awful clown! | |||
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" Oooh get her!
Is that your attempt at idle banter ?
Best I've got. Take it or leave it
I'll take it please. "That'll be £100 in used notes and a tip for the waiter | |||
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" madam I have met your type before xx
I have brought my own spoon as yours is too greasy"plastic not good enough | |||
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"I'll have a double cheeseburger with fries and a latte. No I don't want to go large for 50p! more my type of order I know the decor is not the best am working on it x
It's fine but please get rid of that awful clown! "I beg your pardon Mrs I put a paper table cloth on your table as well | |||
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" Oooh get her!
Is that your attempt at idle banter ?
Best I've got. Take it or leave it
I'll take it please.
That'll be £100 in used notes and a tip for the waiter"you want a job | |||
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"please get rid of that awful clown! "No one wants to eat a clown. They taste funny. | |||
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"please get rid of that awful clown!
No one wants to eat a clown. They taste funny. "madam it's the best I can do limited budget | |||
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"please get rid of that awful clown!
No one wants to eat a clown. They taste funny. "She is here all week.....  | |||
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"please get rid of that awful clown!
No one wants to eat a clown. They taste funny.
She is here all week....."no she ain't she is not crossing my doorstep again | |||
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"Jambon et oeuffs s'il vous plait "fish and chips not a problem sarsons vinegar por for vor international greasy spoon | |||
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"Jambon et oeuffs s'il vous plait "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi çe soir ? | |||
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"Jambon et oeuffs s'il vous plait
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi çe soir ?"bloody hell you want vanilla ice cream with a water | |||
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"bloody hell you want vanilla ice cream with a water "I'd prefer to cream with a waiter | |||
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"I'll have a double cheeseburger with fries and a latte. No I don't want to go large for 50p! more my type of order I know the decor is not the best am working on it x
It's fine but please get rid of that awful clown! I beg your pardon Mrs I put a paper table cloth on your table as well "That's far too classy decor for a greasy spoon! | |||
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"please get rid of that awful clown!
No one wants to eat a clown. They taste funny. "  | |||
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"bloody hell you want vanilla ice cream with a water
I'd prefer to cream with a waiter
"you are a problem customer madam only been open an hour !!! | |||
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"I'll have a double cheeseburger with fries and a latte. No I don't want to go large for 50p! more my type of order I know the decor is not the best am working on it x
It's fine but please get rid of that awful clown! I beg your pardon Mrs I put a paper table cloth on your table as well
That's far too classy decor for a greasy spoon! "madam don't test my patience I am a loose Cannon in the kitchen | |||
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"I'll have a double cheeseburger with fries and a latte. No I don't want to go large for 50p! more my type of order I know the decor is not the best am working on it x
It's fine but please get rid of that awful clown! I beg your pardon Mrs I put a paper table cloth on your table as well
That's far too classy decor for a greasy spoon! madam don't test my patience I am a loose Cannon in the kitchen " | |||
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"Jambon et oeuffs s'il vous plait
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi çe soir ?"Je veux ...oooo je veux xxx | |||
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"Please could I have haricots simmered in a ragout of puréed heritage tomatoes, served on a lightly grilled slice of Ciabatta with hand churned Jersey butter. " Make that 2 | |||
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"Jambon et oeuffs s'il vous plait
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi çe soir ? Je veux ...oooo je veux xxx "yes you can have the bill £2.25 | |||
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"Please could I have haricots simmered in a ragout of puréed heritage tomatoes, served on a lightly grilled slice of Ciabatta with hand churned Jersey butter. Make that 2 "bloody hell Mrs just ask for beans on toast take a seat and keep quiet !!! | |||
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"Bloody starving here! Ordered my burger etc over an hour ago! Cannon in the kitchen? I think not. Ah, you said loose cannon! "having trouble with the burgers looked at them closely and they didn't smell goog got them of a mate of a mate he said he wasn't 100% sure about them got you a nice piece of tripe instead | |||
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"Not ordering tonight...I can't believe you're charging £20 for Just Eat delivery "I would bring it on my bike but have a puncture | |||
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