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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So whats your pleasure?

Stick a tune on as well will youxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mojito please

And also from Cuba some Sierra Maestra

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1w7qFjz2ixc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So whats your pleasure?

Stick a tune on as well will youxx

A stiff one please. Lemon and lime gin, straight, triple, and if you "my workmate's a dick who thinks peers can talk to you like your boss", spin that for me or better still get Sam to play it.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Jagerbombs please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mojito please

And also from Cuba some Sierra Maestra

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1w7qFjz2ixc"
.Coming up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So whats your pleasure?

Stick a tune on as well will youxx

A stiff one please. Lemon and lime gin, straight, triple, and if you "my workmate's a dick who thinks peers can talk to you like your boss", spin that for me or better still get Sam to play it. "

Tough Day?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jagerbombs please x"

You will be flat on your back by 9pm, but if that is your wish!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

A large, ice cold G&T please T & a drink for yourself

J x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Jagerbombs please x

You will be flat on your back by 9pm, but if that is your wish!

Oh I hope so

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A large, ice cold G&T please T & a drink for yourself

J x"

Most kind, thankyou, which Gin do you like best?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"A large, ice cold G&T please T & a drink for yourself

J x

Most kind, thankyou, which Gin do you like best?

You should know the answer to that!!

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By *alty surpriseMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

May I have a thatchers gold.. And is there a cloakroom x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large Rum and ginger beer please. And stick some old school rock on please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sailor Jerry & Coke please…in fact you best make that a double

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A large, ice cold G&T please T & a drink for yourself

J x

Most kind, thankyou, which Gin do you like best?

You should know the answer to that!!

"
Just possibly its,Juniper Green!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just have a nice cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May I have a thatchers gold.. And is there a cloakroom x"

You may, and there is not. If you wish yo unburden yourself of clothing, feel free!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A large Rum and ginger beer please. And stick some old school rock on please "

Coming up, along with a little ACDC or something of your choosing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka & Coke with ice and a slice, better make it a double

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Prosecco please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sailor Jerry & Coke please…in fact you best make that a double

Double, check!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A large Rum and ginger beer please. And stick some old school rock on please

Coming up, along with a little ACDC or something of your choosing x"

AC/DC will be good thanks

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Pina colada please and will stick tequila on Juke Box it makes me happy.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I just have a nice cup of tea

Tea?

How did you know, I make great tea xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's Friday Cider in the shower!

Then a decent red wine.

(isolation vibes)

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"Jagerbombs please x

You will be flat on your back by 9pm, but if that is your wish!

Oh I hope so

Bartender.... another round of Jagerbombs please

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"A large, ice cold G&T please T & a drink for yourself

J x

Most kind, thankyou, which Gin do you like best?

You should know the answer to that!!

Just possibly its,Juniper Green!

Sure is

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

Double JD and please and stick some Santana on in the background

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Can I just have a nice cup of tea

Tea?

How did you know, I make great tea xx"

^^^ she makes great tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/BPCjC543llU

Enjoy

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Can I just get a coffee

And sick the eagles tequila sunrise on for me please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pina colada please and will stick tequila on Juke Box it makes me happy.....

"
penis collada

o kaay

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Pina colada please and will stick tequila on Juke Box it makes me happy.....

penis collada

o kaay

There is always one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's Friday Cider in the shower!

Then a decent red wine.

(isolation vibes) "

Malbec- my favourite at this time of year, smooth, yet satisfying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jagerbombs please x

You will be flat on your back by 9pm, but if that is your wish!

Oh I hope so

Bartender.... another round of Jagerbombs please

Oh God, what have I started!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Double JD and please and stick some Santana on in the background

As well as Jagerbombs?

you will be under the table in 20!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"It's Friday Cider in the shower!

Then a decent red wine.

(isolation vibes)

Malbec- my favourite at this time of year, smooth, yet satisfying

I totally agree Malbec or ice cold Pinot

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"Double JD and please and stick some Santana on in the background

As well as Jagerbombs?

you will be under the table in 20!"

It'll so be worth it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I just get a coffee

And sick the eagles tequila sunrise on for me please"

Coffee, try Costa, sweetie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tough Day?

Thanks for asking! Not really, easy enough workwise because I know how to do my job just fine; just one dickhead raising my BP to the point he nearly got clocked in the face

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"Jagerbombs please x

You will be flat on your back by 9pm, but if that is your wish!

Oh I hope so

Bartender.... another round of Jagerbombs please

Oh God, what have I started!

Sparkle started it by going straight to the Jagerbombs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pina colada please and will stick tequila on Juke Box it makes me happy.....

penis collada

o kaay

There is always one

Sorry, would you like,a curly straw and a little umberella- ella ella?

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Small glass of Merlot please...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"https://youtu.be/BPCjC543llU

Enjoy"

Well it is now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just have a nice cup of tea

Tea?

How did you know, I make great tea xx"

Excellent, I’ll just perch up at the bar

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By *ailingSwagmanMan
over a year ago

North Essex / Midlands / Southcoast

Bundaberg rum please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"https://youtu.be/BPCjC543llU

Enjoy

Well it is now!

Touché

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Pint of IPA and a Jameson, straight, no ice chaser please.

And let’s get some Ska on…

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Small glass of Merlot please..."

I’m not sure she does small…..

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"Can I just get a coffee

And sick the eagles tequila sunrise on for me please

Coffee, try Costa, sweetie

"
Ooo exclusion of the non drinkers not very pc

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Small glass of Merlot please...

I’m not sure she does small….."

I'll take her equivalent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rose wine please..lots of it

it has been a tough week

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Pina colada please and will stick tequila on Juke Box it makes me happy.....

penis collada

o kaay

There is always one

Sorry, would you like,a curly straw and a little umberella- ella ella?

Yes Please.....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Thank God.

Gin n Tonic. 1 slice of lemon. Splash of tonic. Don't drown it.

Bring it to my table.

Then sod off.... thanks

I vont to be alone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So whats your pleasure?

Stick a tune on as well will youxx

I'll have a pina colada tonight and anything by Alex turner/arctic monkeys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rose wine please..lots of it

it has been a tough week

I hear ya!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Oooh, some pink champagne in an ice bucket please.

Then I'll remove said Champagne & just pour the ice over me.

Anyone want champagne? You're welcome to it x

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Thank God.

Gin n Tonic. 1 slice of lemon. Splash of tonic. Don't drown it.

Bring it to my table.

Then sod off.... thanks

I vont to be alone!"

Slight German Tone Granny I Vont...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Oooh, some pink champagne in an ice bucket please.

Then I'll remove said Champagne & just pour the ice over me.

Anyone want champagne? You're welcome to it x"
can I share your ice bucket?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

You know my pleasure, but a coffee will do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I just get a coffee

And sick the eagles tequila sunrise on for me please

Coffee, try Costa, sweetie

Ooo exclusion of the non drinkers not very pc

I serve tea!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know my pleasure, but a coffee will do."

One pussy, presented for face!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"You know my pleasure, but a coffee will do.

One pussy, presented for face!

Another pussy here please barmaid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Small glass of Merlot please...

I’m not sure she does small….."

You know me too well!

Sorry folks I had to err, pop to the ladies!

Its ok, the ladies were fine with it, now where were we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having a go at this tea-total life, glass of water please...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know my pleasure, but a coffee will do.

One pussy, presented for face!

Another pussy here please barmaid

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Barmaid?

Out!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm having a go at this tea-total life, glass of water please...

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Make it a double- add ice!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooh, some pink champagne in an ice bucket please.

Then I'll remove said Champagne & just pour the ice over me.

Anyone want champagne? You're welcome to it x"

Serves you right for being hot!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Large rum and a can of tropical red bull pls. Something Latin, I’m feeling dancy

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"You know my pleasure, but a coffee will do.

One pussy, presented for face!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Oooh, some pink champagne in an ice bucket please.

Then I'll remove said Champagne & just pour the ice over me.

Anyone want champagne? You're welcome to it x can I share your ice bucket?

Nope. Bucket is mine, Olov!

You can have the champagne, though...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Large rum and a can of tropical red bull pls. Something Latin, I’m feeling dancy "

That will get you going- could even give you wings!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Sat in my garden enjoying a glass of frascati

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sat in my garden enjoying a glass of frascati

Oh Lovely, its so light and refreshing! Enjoy

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Coffee please.

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By *andk22Couple
over a year ago

Cheshire

Aperol spritz

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Sat in my garden enjoying a glass of frascati

Oh Lovely, its so light and refreshing! Enjoy

And what about you OP, what are you having?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the beer garden with a Moretti. No tunes required. Just enjoying the peace. Will move onto wine later.

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