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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Mine was send as many cock pics as possible.

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Mine was send as many cock pics as possible. "

Good advice.

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By *_elia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Don't be a dick! Best advice ever..

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Mine was don’t live your life on fab…… treat it as a bit of fun. As soon as it takes over - leave!

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Don't be a dick! Best advice ever.. "

Unfortunately a lot don't take that advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t eat yellow snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t take it all too seriously, this place has its good and bad points but as long as you realise bad messages can be ignored, grea t messages can make you smile, idiots can be blocked and friends can be made

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Mine was don’t live your life on fab…… treat it as a bit of fun. As soon as it takes over - leave!

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Or as soon as it stops being fun..

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Don’t eat yellow snow "

Why anyone would even try...

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I take my own advice, fab is just a little part of my life. Some people this is their whole life and I never want to end up like that

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Never filter pics……

Trust your gut…….

Be you…..

Ignore the haters…..

Blimey I could be here all day

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Don’t take it all too seriously, this place has its good and bad points but as long as you realise bad messages can be ignored, grea t messages can make you smile, idiots can be blocked and friends can be made"

Very true.

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I take my own advice, fab is just a little part of my life. Some people this is their whole life and I never want to end up like that "

So true x

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Mine was don’t live your life on fab…… treat it as a bit of fun. As soon as it takes over - leave!

Or as soon as it stops being fun.."

Exactly!

It’s only the forums that ever turn sour for me really. All other aspects are great.

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Never filter pics……

Trust your gut…….

Be you…..

Ignore the haters…..

Blimey I could be here all day "

There are so many but that was just my fav

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

Try the forums you'll find the best people there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite""

I think that should be amended to ‘never fuck a popular forumite’

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Mine was don’t live your life on fab…… treat it as a bit of fun. As soon as it takes over - leave!

Or as soon as it stops being fun..

Exactly!

It’s only the forums that ever turn sour for me really. All other aspects are great. "

I step away from the drama when it starts. Can't be arsed x

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Try the forums you'll find the best people there"

Biggest lie ever....

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

I think that should be amended to ‘never fuck a popular forumite’

"

I'll stick with any formite

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Don’t get worked up about what everyone else does. Just do you.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Delete all sent messages as soon as you send them so you don't spend your time checking if they've been read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

I think that should be amended to ‘never fuck a popular forumite’

I'll stick with any formite "

Boooo

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

My advice for others is don’t take it to seriously, it’s supposed to be fun and life enhancing, treat it as such.

Ignore the vicious mail that some arseholes can’t help but send you.

Leave your ego at the door.

Don’t try to rationalise or figure out other people’s behaviour, you simply can’t.

And lastly it’s supposed to be fun so please make it so

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Have no expectations

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Delete all sent messages as soon as you send them so you don't spend your time checking if they've been read. "

I never check who I've sent too but good advice x

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

I think that should be amended to ‘never fuck a popular forumite’

I'll stick with any formite

Boooo

"

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite""

I've seen you say that before. I'm curious about why that is good advice.

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"My advice for others is don’t take it to seriously, it’s supposed to be fun and life enhancing, treat it as such.

Ignore the vicious mail that some arseholes can’t help but send you.

Leave your ego at the door.

Don’t try to rationalise or figure out other people’s behaviour, you simply can’t.

And lastly it’s supposed to be fun so please make it so "

Good advice that a lot should take on board x

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Have no expectations"

Thsts in the top 10

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

If things happen they do, if they don't happen they don't. Get over it move on

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Not to take it all seriously.

And don't believe everything you read on the forums, even some of the posts on this thread.

The main one that a very wise, youthful beautiful woman once said to me would be - Enjoy yourself Meli. Don't be a dick but also stop being afraid to enjoy yourself.

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

I've seen you say that before. I'm curious about why that is good advice. "

Less drama involved with people who don't. I've only done it once and never, ever again.

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Not to take it all seriously.

And don't believe everything you read on the forums, even some of the posts on this thread.

The main one that a very wise, youthful beautiful woman once said to me would be - Enjoy yourself Meli. Don't be a dick but also stop being afraid to enjoy yourself.

"

Why some on this post??

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"If things happen they do, if they don't happen they don't. Get over it move on "

Some can't seem to let things go though but I agree, life is too short.

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"If things happen they do, if they don't happen they don't. Get over it move on

Some can't seem to let things go though but I agree, life is too short."

Yes, Im afraid we are all going to be dead for a long while so crack on

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

I've seen you say that before. I'm curious about why that is good advice.

Less drama involved with people who don't. I've only done it once and never, ever again."

I use the forum as an additional filter. Some people aren't consistent and have a completely different opinion and attitude in here than they do in private messages. Some are more deluded when playing to an audience

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Stop wasting ur time u fat bastard

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Don’t get worked up about what everyone else does. Just do you. "

I’ll let um do me!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Don’t take it all too seriously, this place has its good and bad points but as long as you realise bad messages can be ignored, grea t messages can make you smile, idiots can be blocked and friends can be made"

This exactly.

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"If things happen they do, if they don't happen they don't. Get over it move on

Some can't seem to let things go though but I agree, life is too short.

Yes, Im afraid we are all going to be dead for a long while so crack on "

Very true. That's one thing guaranteed...you are dead far longer than you are alive...have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t get too attached x

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Don’t get worked up about what everyone else does. Just do you.

I’ll let um do me! "

Lies

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

I've seen you say that before. I'm curious about why that is good advice.

Less drama involved with people who don't. I've only done it once and never, ever again.

I use the forum as an additional filter. Some people aren't consistent and have a completely different opinion and attitude in here than they do in private messages. Some are more deluded when playing to an audience"

Hence why I avoid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My advice for others is don’t take it to seriously, it’s supposed to be fun and life enhancing, treat it as such.

Ignore the vicious mail that some arseholes can’t help but send you.

Leave your ego at the door.

Don’t try to rationalise or figure out other people’s behaviour, you simply can’t.

And lastly it’s supposed to be fun so please make it so "

Oh this is spot on

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Stop wasting ur time u fat bastard "

Thats not very nice

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Don’t get too attached x "

Again, very sound advice x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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My advice given to me is the best advice I’ve had - if you want to keep it a secret then don’t tell anybody at all, it’s just a bit of fun, stay whilst it’s fun. Most importantly, don’t waste you life on here, dip in and out, take a break for a sense of perspective.

I think I’m a wise one

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Some women are actually men!

Avoid like the plague

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite""

I went through a phase of shagging a few formites a couple of years ago….. I absolutely wouldn’t now. You’ve all been with eachother!!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Keep it light keep it fun

Dont get personal

Have humour

Be strong and

Be yourself xxx

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"My advice given to me is the best advice I’ve had - if you want to keep it a secret then don’t tell anybody at all, it’s just a bit of fun, stay whilst it’s fun. Most importantly, don’t waste you life on here, dip in and out, take a break for a sense of perspective.

I think I’m a wise one "

You’re the wisest owl Babs very true.

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Some women are actually men!

Avoid like the plague "

OMG really...I'll need to keep an eye out for them

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

I went through a phase of shagging a few formites a couple of years ago….. I absolutely wouldn’t now. You’ve all been with eachother!!! "

Like I said, done it once and it will be an experience I will never do again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t eat yellow snow "

I feel kink shamed ;-p

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Keep it light keep it fun

Dont get personal

Have humour

Be strong and

Be yourself xxx"

Wise words x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

I went through a phase of shagging a few formites a couple of years ago….. I absolutely wouldn’t now. You’ve all been with eachother!!! "

A few.

Yeah it's true, avoid forumites like the plague.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Keep it light keep it fun

Dont get personal

Have humour

Be strong and

Be yourself xxx

Wise words x"

Xx

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

I went through a phase of shagging a few formites a couple of years ago….. I absolutely wouldn’t now. You’ve all been with eachother!!!

A few.

Yeah it's true, avoid forumites like the plague. "

Great to have banter and a cheeky flirt with some but that's as far as it goes

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Everyone has there own reasons for being here don’t let the opinions of others get you down

We’re all looking for different things, some of us post more regularly some don’t, some meet forumites some don’t it’s all a personal choice.

Just be you that’s the best advice I could give x

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Everyone has there own reasons for being here don’t let the opinions of others get you down

We’re all looking for different things, some of us post more regularly some don’t, some meet forumites some don’t it’s all a personal choice.

Just be you that’s the best advice I could give x"

Agree! You do you, and whatever works for you and the people you meet. Yes some have had bad experiences with gossip etc. But plenty have not. You know yourself best and what works for you, trust yourself and be honest with yourself.

Mrs TMN x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"My advice given to me is the best advice I’ve had - if you want to keep it a secret then don’t tell anybody at all, it’s just a bit of fun, stay whilst it’s fun. Most importantly, don’t waste you life on here, dip in and out, take a break for a sense of perspective.

I think I’m a wise one

You’re the wisest owl Babs very true. "

Thank you Saffy

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Everyone has there own reasons for being here don’t let the opinions of others get you down

We’re all looking for different things, some of us post more regularly some don’t, some meet forumites some don’t it’s all a personal choice.

Just be you that’s the best advice I could give x

Agree! You do you, and whatever works for you and the people you meet. Yes some have had bad experiences with gossip etc. But plenty have not. You know yourself best and what works for you, trust yourself and be honest with yourself.

Mrs TMN x"

Definitely trust yourself.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Everyone has there own reasons for being here don’t let the opinions of others get you down

We’re all looking for different things, some of us post more regularly some don’t, some meet forumites some don’t it’s all a personal choice.

Just be you that’s the best advice I could give x"

This!!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Do FAB your own way - use it to tick things off, take yourself down rabbit holes and enjoy the ride - when it stops being anything other than an enjoyable experience then walk away…

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"Some women are actually men!

Avoid like the plague "

Any advice or checks to complete to take away this risk? Are there any tell tale signs ??

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By *usman 199Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Morning sparkle have never needed to take advice your gut instinct has got me through a lot of my life when I say I have not taken advice when I was younger like a sponge but pick and choose advice relevant toe I'm sure you are bright enough though xx

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Do FAB your own way - use it to tick things off, take yourself down rabbit holes and enjoy the ride - when it stops being anything other than an enjoyable experience then walk away…

"

Thats how I've always done it. I cant and won't do it to suit anyone else. If people don't like it then tough.

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Morning sparkle have never needed to take advice your gut instinct has got me through a lot of my life when I say I have not taken advice when I was younger like a sponge but pick and choose advice relevant toe I'm sure you are bright enough though xx "

My gut has never failed me yet

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By *usman 199Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Morning sparkle have never needed to take advice your gut instinct has got me through a lot of my life when I say I have not taken advice when I was younger like a sponge but pick and choose advice relevant toe I'm sure you are bright enough though xx I have seen what you drink in my bar I can vouch for that

My gut has never failed me yet "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t eat yellow snow

I feel kink shamed ;-p "

Oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some women are actually men!

Avoid like the plague

Any advice or checks to complete to take away this risk? Are there any tell tale signs ?? "

An erection is a giveaway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid the drama.

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Avoid the drama. "

Easier said than done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Avoid the drama.

Easier said than done "

Don't start

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Avoid the drama.

Easier said than done

Don't start "

Oh you'll know when I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be ruthless about deleting messages from members that clearly haven’t bothered to read the profile

Be polite and respond to those who have read the profile even if you’re not interested

Ignore winks - it is lazy whatever the sender thinks!

Ignore immediate friends requests - it’s just rude.

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Be ruthless about deleting messages from members that clearly haven’t bothered to read the profile

Be polite and respond to those who have read the profile even if you’re not interested

Ignore winks - it is lazy whatever the sender thinks!

Ignore immediate friends requests - it’s just rude."

Sound advice x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite""

Same as you I would say.

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

Same as you I would say."

It's my number 1 best ever.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Dont open your legs to married men

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

Same as you I would say.

It's my number 1 best ever."

Makes me want to leave the forums lol

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Dont open your legs to married men "

What if they are part of a couple??

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

Same as you I would say.

It's my number 1 best ever.

Makes me want to leave the forums lol"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Dont open your legs to married men

What if they are part of a couple??"

If agreed then yes

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Some women are actually men!

Avoid like the plague

Any advice or checks to complete to take away this risk? Are there any tell tale signs ?? "

The penis and a beard are a dead giveaway

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Never ask another forumite to share there cake.... because they are all greedy gits and fingers WILL get bitten

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Dont open your legs to married men

What if they are part of a couple??

If agreed then yes"

But on here without partners knowledge then definitely no x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Dont open your legs to married men

What if they are part of a couple??

If agreed then yes

But on here without partners knowledge then definitely no x"

Xxx definitely

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Never ask another forumite to share there cake.... because they are all greedy gits and fingers WILL get bitten "

Very sound advice x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't have a dick! Best advice ever.. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be polite, don’t be afraid to say no, have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

Same as you I would say.

It's my number 1 best ever."

Considering what I have learned, without getting too involved with anyone, without asking, without needing to know, it's amazing what goes on and all the little subsets of things elsewhere because of it. Worse than the school playground.

You only have to flirt with one person just for fun on a thread and half the forumites then avoid you like the plague and shun you.

I don't want to be on anyone's team. And I'm really not bothered about shunned either.

I wouldn't even want to imagine what happens if you actually got into bed with one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

Same as you I would say.

It's my number 1 best ever.

Considering what I have learned, without getting too involved with anyone, without asking, without needing to know, it's amazing what goes on and all the little subsets of things elsewhere because of it. Worse than the school playground.

You only have to flirt with one person just for fun on a thread and half the forumites then avoid you like the plague and shun you.

I don't want to be on anyone's team. And I'm really not bothered about shunned either.

I wouldn't even want to imagine what happens if you actually got into bed with one. "

Well. Ok.

Say no more

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

Same as you I would say.

It's my number 1 best ever.

Considering what I have learned, without getting too involved with anyone, without asking, without needing to know, it's amazing what goes on and all the little subsets of things elsewhere because of it. Worse than the school playground.

You only have to flirt with one person just for fun on a thread and half the forumites then avoid you like the plague and shun you.

I don't want to be on anyone's team. And I'm really not bothered about shunned either.

I wouldn't even want to imagine what happens if you actually got into bed with one. "

I get you. I think once you get the knives out your back, it would be world war 3

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Be polite, don’t be afraid to say no, have fun "

Those are good ones too

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

yeah there


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

Same as you I would say.

It's my number 1 best ever.

Considering what I have learned, without getting too involved with anyone, without asking, without needing to know, it's amazing what goes on and all the little subsets of things elsewhere because of it. Worse than the school playground.

You only have to flirt with one person just for fun on a thread and half the forumites then avoid you like the plague and shun you.

I don't want to be on anyone's team. And I'm really not bothered about shunned either.

I wouldn't even want to imagine what happens if you actually got into bed with one. "

Come join my team, it involves zero sex but lots of giggles and robustly ignoring the busy body forumites

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

Same as you I would say.

It's my number 1 best ever.

Considering what I have learned, without getting too involved with anyone, without asking, without needing to know, it's amazing what goes on and all the little subsets of things elsewhere because of it. Worse than the school playground.

You only have to flirt with one person just for fun on a thread and half the forumites then avoid you like the plague and shun you.

I don't want to be on anyone's team. And I'm really not bothered about shunned either.

I wouldn't even want to imagine what happens if you actually got into bed with one. "

It's perfectly possible to meet forum users and even get into bed with a few without a) broadcasting it to the world and b) without forum users shunning you.

I think Dancer made a post earlier about we're all looking for different things. Meeting forum users can be full of drama but equally... it doesn't have to be. Almost a decade on here and I've never experienced it because of who I've met.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

Same as you I would say.

It's my number 1 best ever.

Considering what I have learned, without getting too involved with anyone, without asking, without needing to know, it's amazing what goes on and all the little subsets of things elsewhere because of it. Worse than the school playground.

You only have to flirt with one person just for fun on a thread and half the forumites then avoid you like the plague and shun you.

I don't want to be on anyone's team. And I'm really not bothered about shunned either.

I wouldn't even want to imagine what happens if you actually got into bed with one.

It's perfectly possible to meet forum users and even get into bed with a few without a) broadcasting it to the world and b) without forum users shunning you.

I think Dancer made a post earlier about we're all looking for different things. Meeting forum users can be full of drama but equally... it doesn't have to be. Almost a decade on here and I've never experienced it because of who I've met."

Totally agree Meli. I’ve met forum users and have only had one major issue and that was totally my own fault. It’s very easy to make better choices and keep life away from here. But we live and learn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Learn to laugh on yourself, it pains less when others laughs on you.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Mine was don’t live your life on fab…… treat it as a bit of fun. As soon as it takes over - leave!

Or as soon as it stops being fun.."

This. If it's not fun then why come back; take a time out.

Don't settle - hold out for what you really want.

It's not a competition - don't compare yourself to anyone else in here.

All three pieces of advice that have made my experience on here far more positive than it was initially.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

You free to fuck ..

Work 100% of the time all the time in the Forum.

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Learn to laugh on yourself, it pains less when others laughs on you. "

Or laugh with them

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Mine was don’t live your life on fab…… treat it as a bit of fun. As soon as it takes over - leave!

Or as soon as it stops being fun..

This. If it's not fun then why come back; take a time out.

Don't settle - hold out for what you really want.

It's not a competition - don't compare yourself to anyone else in here.

All three pieces of advice that have made my experience on here far more positive than it was initially."

And great pieces of advice they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite""

Thank fuck I'm not a forumite

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

This post was about advice, not what you do or don't do....or what others do. Why do these things never stay on topic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont think Ive been given any good advice in here

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

Thank fuck I'm not a forumite "

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I dont think Ive been given any good advice in here "

You've missed out

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Delete all sent messages as soon as you send them so you don't spend your time checking if they've been read. "

Another good one

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Trust your gut feeling

Do what you want to do not what others want you to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Go fuck yourself”

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

Same as you I would say.

It's my number 1 best ever.

Considering what I have learned, without getting too involved with anyone, without asking, without needing to know, it's amazing what goes on and all the little subsets of things elsewhere because of it. Worse than the school playground.

You only have to flirt with one person just for fun on a thread and half the forumites then avoid you like the plague and shun you.

I don't want to be on anyone's team. And I'm really not bothered about shunned either.

I wouldn't even want to imagine what happens if you actually got into bed with one.

It's perfectly possible to meet forum users and even get into bed with a few without a) broadcasting it to the world and b) without forum users shunning you.

I think Dancer made a post earlier about we're all looking for different things. Meeting forum users can be full of drama but equally... it doesn't have to be. Almost a decade on here and I've never experienced it because of who I've met."

Same here for the most part, I won't not meet someone just because.... We're all adults and should behave like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who’s been on here a while told me to avoid anyone who’s not been photo verified.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life to short not to have fun so have as much as you possibly can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

Same as you I would say.

It's my number 1 best ever.

Considering what I have learned, without getting too involved with anyone, without asking, without needing to know, it's amazing what goes on and all the little subsets of things elsewhere because of it. Worse than the school playground.

You only have to flirt with one person just for fun on a thread and half the forumites then avoid you like the plague and shun you.

I don't want to be on anyone's team. And I'm really not bothered about shunned either.

I wouldn't even want to imagine what happens if you actually got into bed with one.

It's perfectly possible to meet forum users and even get into bed with a few without a) broadcasting it to the world and b) without forum users shunning you.

I think Dancer made a post earlier about we're all looking for different things. Meeting forum users can be full of drama but equally... it doesn't have to be. Almost a decade on here and I've never experienced it because of who I've met."

Refreshing. See that I think is how I'd do it.

Not mention it, never display their verification as I'd fear more of the backlash she would get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

Same as you I would say.

It's my number 1 best ever.

Considering what I have learned, without getting too involved with anyone, without asking, without needing to know, it's amazing what goes on and all the little subsets of things elsewhere because of it. Worse than the school playground.

You only have to flirt with one person just for fun on a thread and half the forumites then avoid you like the plague and shun you.

I don't want to be on anyone's team. And I'm really not bothered about shunned either.

I wouldn't even want to imagine what happens if you actually got into bed with one.

It's perfectly possible to meet forum users and even get into bed with a few without a) broadcasting it to the world and b) without forum users shunning you.

I think Dancer made a post earlier about we're all looking for different things. Meeting forum users can be full of drama but equally... it doesn't have to be. Almost a decade on here and I've never experienced it because of who I've met."

I don't doubt it but when you join the forums and learn what goes on etc it's not easy to differentiate between those you wouldn't get drama with and those you would, so the best advice is don't fuck any of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drama exists outside of the forum too…

Shock horror.

My mantra has always been, fuck the hot funny chicks regardless of whether they post on drink, shag, avoid threads.

(Although that does occasionally put me off)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

Same as you I would say.

It's my number 1 best ever.

Considering what I have learned, without getting too involved with anyone, without asking, without needing to know, it's amazing what goes on and all the little subsets of things elsewhere because of it. Worse than the school playground.

You only have to flirt with one person just for fun on a thread and half the forumites then avoid you like the plague and shun you.

I don't want to be on anyone's team. And I'm really not bothered about shunned either.

I wouldn't even want to imagine what happens if you actually got into bed with one.

It's perfectly possible to meet forum users and even get into bed with a few without a) broadcasting it to the world and b) without forum users shunning you.

I think Dancer made a post earlier about we're all looking for different things. Meeting forum users can be full of drama but equally... it doesn't have to be. Almost a decade on here and I've never experienced it because of who I've met.

I don't doubt it but when you join the forums and learn what goes on etc it's not easy to differentiate between those you wouldn't get drama with and those you would, so the best advice is don't fuck any of them."

Could be right,

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

'Just be you - don't ever change'.

Maybe not the best, but the nicest.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

Same as you I would say.

It's my number 1 best ever.

Considering what I have learned, without getting too involved with anyone, without asking, without needing to know, it's amazing what goes on and all the little subsets of things elsewhere because of it. Worse than the school playground.

You only have to flirt with one person just for fun on a thread and half the forumites then avoid you like the plague and shun you.

I don't want to be on anyone's team. And I'm really not bothered about shunned either.

I wouldn't even want to imagine what happens if you actually got into bed with one.

It's perfectly possible to meet forum users and even get into bed with a few without a) broadcasting it to the world and b) without forum users shunning you.

I think Dancer made a post earlier about we're all looking for different things. Meeting forum users can be full of drama but equally... it doesn't have to be. Almost a decade on here and I've never experienced it because of who I've met.

Totally agree Meli. I’ve met forum users and have only had one major issue and that was totally my own fault. It’s very easy to make better choices and keep life away from here. But we live and learn "

Yep, this for me too. Technically I suppose attending MLS's together *could* be classed as broadcasting it to the world, but that's still no excuse for some of the appalling and childish behaviour that was hurled my way. If you're going to dislike me, at least dislike me just for being me, not because I've pulled someone that you've got your eye on...I put a lot of effort into being this much of a twunt you know

There are some lovely folks on the forums...I'm certainly not going to let the dickish behaviour of some stop me from enjoying spending time with people that I like.

To answer the actual OP, I really can't recall ever being given any advice...I've been around for donkey's years, and I've always just done my own thing. It works for me.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"“Go fuck yourself”"

Not advice I've ever been given, but I do spend a lot of time fucking myself, so...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lessons I’ve learnt about the Forum; not much different from life in general.

Cause no harm.

Practice tolerance when no harm is being inflicted.

Make no demands that leads to harm.

Have no expectations beyond decency from others.

Have fun

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

Same as you I would say.

It's my number 1 best ever.

Considering what I have learned, without getting too involved with anyone, without asking, without needing to know, it's amazing what goes on and all the little subsets of things elsewhere because of it. Worse than the school playground.

You only have to flirt with one person just for fun on a thread and half the forumites then avoid you like the plague and shun you.

I don't want to be on anyone's team. And I'm really not bothered about shunned either.

I wouldn't even want to imagine what happens if you actually got into bed with one.

It's perfectly possible to meet forum users and even get into bed with a few without a) broadcasting it to the world and b) without forum users shunning you.

I think Dancer made a post earlier about we're all looking for different things. Meeting forum users can be full of drama but equally... it doesn't have to be. Almost a decade on here and I've never experienced it because of who I've met.

I don't doubt it but when you join the forums and learn what goes on etc it's not easy to differentiate between those you wouldn't get drama with and those you would, so the best advice is don't fuck any of them."

I would disagree completely. As I said above I use the forum as an additional filter and it makes it much easier to suit the drama queens and the fake personas so while it's not a deal-breaker I'd be more inclined to meet someone through the forums because by that stage I'd have a broader idea of their true personality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“Go fuck yourself”

Not advice I've ever been given, but I do spend a lot of time fucking myself, so..."

Well, in that case, go fuck yourself indeed!!

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Steer clear of single women of child bearing age as it could seriously damage your wealth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

Same as you I would say.

It's my number 1 best ever.

Considering what I have learned, without getting too involved with anyone, without asking, without needing to know, it's amazing what goes on and all the little subsets of things elsewhere because of it. Worse than the school playground.

You only have to flirt with one person just for fun on a thread and half the forumites then avoid you like the plague and shun you.

I don't want to be on anyone's team. And I'm really not bothered about shunned either.

I wouldn't even want to imagine what happens if you actually got into bed with one.

It's perfectly possible to meet forum users and even get into bed with a few without a) broadcasting it to the world and b) without forum users shunning you.

I think Dancer made a post earlier about we're all looking for different things. Meeting forum users can be full of drama but equally... it doesn't have to be. Almost a decade on here and I've never experienced it because of who I've met.

I don't doubt it but when you join the forums and learn what goes on etc it's not easy to differentiate between those you wouldn't get drama with and those you would, so the best advice is don't fuck any of them."

I am announcing my retirement from the Forum henceforth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“Go fuck yourself”

Not advice I've ever been given, but I do spend a lot of time fucking myself, so..."

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"“Go fuck yourself”

Not advice I've ever been given, but I do spend a lot of time fucking myself, so...

Well, in that case, go fuck yourself indeed!! "

Oh well ok, if you insist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

Same as you I would say.

It's my number 1 best ever.

Considering what I have learned, without getting too involved with anyone, without asking, without needing to know, it's amazing what goes on and all the little subsets of things elsewhere because of it. Worse than the school playground.

You only have to flirt with one person just for fun on a thread and half the forumites then avoid you like the plague and shun you.

I don't want to be on anyone's team. And I'm really not bothered about shunned either.

I wouldn't even want to imagine what happens if you actually got into bed with one.

It's perfectly possible to meet forum users and even get into bed with a few without a) broadcasting it to the world and b) without forum users shunning you.

I think Dancer made a post earlier about we're all looking for different things. Meeting forum users can be full of drama but equally... it doesn't have to be. Almost a decade on here and I've never experienced it because of who I've met.

I don't doubt it but when you join the forums and learn what goes on etc it's not easy to differentiate between those you wouldn't get drama with and those you would, so the best advice is don't fuck any of them.

I am announcing my retirement from the Forum henceforth. "

Lol god damn feels like that

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Why has this suddenly turned into the "forum" thing???

It's just a piece of advice...

Take it or leave it. It works for some and not for others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“Go fuck yourself”

Not advice I've ever been given, but I do spend a lot of time fucking myself, so...

Well, in that case, go fuck yourself indeed!!

Oh well ok, if you insist! "

I do with the caveat that I must monitor said punishment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

Same as you I would say.

It's my number 1 best ever.

Considering what I have learned, without getting too involved with anyone, without asking, without needing to know, it's amazing what goes on and all the little subsets of things elsewhere because of it. Worse than the school playground.

You only have to flirt with one person just for fun on a thread and half the forumites then avoid you like the plague and shun you.

I don't want to be on anyone's team. And I'm really not bothered about shunned either.

I wouldn't even want to imagine what happens if you actually got into bed with one.

It's perfectly possible to meet forum users and even get into bed with a few without a) broadcasting it to the world and b) without forum users shunning you.

I think Dancer made a post earlier about we're all looking for different things. Meeting forum users can be full of drama but equally... it doesn't have to be. Almost a decade on here and I've never experienced it because of who I've met.

I don't doubt it but when you join the forums and learn what goes on etc it's not easy to differentiate between those you wouldn't get drama with and those you would, so the best advice is don't fuck any of them.

I am announcing my retirement from the Forum henceforth.

Lol god damn feels like that"

I think my joke was overlooked. I meant with the number of women who won’t fuck Forum men,

I shall announce my retirement in order to not be a Forum man……

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

You can't avoid the fucking idiots and Neanderthals.

No matter how good a day you're having someone will try to spoil it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

Same as you I would say.

It's my number 1 best ever.

Considering what I have learned, without getting too involved with anyone, without asking, without needing to know, it's amazing what goes on and all the little subsets of things elsewhere because of it. Worse than the school playground.

You only have to flirt with one person just for fun on a thread and half the forumites then avoid you like the plague and shun you.

I don't want to be on anyone's team. And I'm really not bothered about shunned either.

I wouldn't even want to imagine what happens if you actually got into bed with one.

It's perfectly possible to meet forum users and even get into bed with a few without a) broadcasting it to the world and b) without forum users shunning you.

I think Dancer made a post earlier about we're all looking for different things. Meeting forum users can be full of drama but equally... it doesn't have to be. Almost a decade on here and I've never experienced it because of who I've met.

I don't doubt it but when you join the forums and learn what goes on etc it's not easy to differentiate between those you wouldn't get drama with and those you would, so the best advice is don't fuck any of them.

I am announcing my retirement from the Forum henceforth.

Lol god damn feels like that

I think my joke was overlooked. I meant with the number of women who won’t fuck Forum men,

I shall announce my retirement in order to not be a Forum man……"

I got the joke, and it amused me.

Now why are you still posting? Working out your notice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

Same as you I would say.

It's my number 1 best ever.

Considering what I have learned, without getting too involved with anyone, without asking, without needing to know, it's amazing what goes on and all the little subsets of things elsewhere because of it. Worse than the school playground.

You only have to flirt with one person just for fun on a thread and half the forumites then avoid you like the plague and shun you.

I don't want to be on anyone's team. And I'm really not bothered about shunned either.

I wouldn't even want to imagine what happens if you actually got into bed with one.

It's perfectly possible to meet forum users and even get into bed with a few without a) broadcasting it to the world and b) without forum users shunning you.

I think Dancer made a post earlier about we're all looking for different things. Meeting forum users can be full of drama but equally... it doesn't have to be. Almost a decade on here and I've never experienced it because of who I've met.

I don't doubt it but when you join the forums and learn what goes on etc it's not easy to differentiate between those you wouldn't get drama with and those you would, so the best advice is don't fuck any of them.

I am announcing my retirement from the Forum henceforth.

Lol god damn feels like that

I think my joke was overlooked. I meant with the number of women who won’t fuck Forum men,

I shall announce my retirement in order to not be a Forum man……

I got the joke, and it amused me.

Now why are you still posting? Working out your notice? "

I want to leave with style, make a big brouhaha about my departure and ensure I have thanked and apologised to everyone. This takes time and cannot be rushed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never take a whiz on an electric fence.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"“Go fuck yourself”

Not advice I've ever been given, but I do spend a lot of time fucking myself, so...

Well, in that case, go fuck yourself indeed!!

Oh well ok, if you insist!

I do with the caveat that I must monitor said punishment."

It's no punishment, trust me on this!

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Never take a whiz on an electric fence."

I cant quite get the angle right

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

A rare moment of sense here.

Be polite, be respectful don’t be pushy and don’t expect anything, but be pleased with what you do get.

Don’t whine, it’s unbecoming and think with a smile in mind.

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"A rare moment of sense here.

Be polite, be respectful don’t be pushy and don’t expect anything, but be pleased with what you do get.

Don’t whine, it’s unbecoming and think with a smile in mind. "

Wish some would take that advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“Go fuck yourself”

Not advice I've ever been given, but I do spend a lot of time fucking myself, so...

Well, in that case, go fuck yourself indeed!!

Oh well ok, if you insist!

I do with the caveat that I must monitor said punishment.

It's no punishment, trust me on this! "

Don’t let them know that. They may start telling you to go be celibate instead!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never take a whiz on an electric fence.

I cant quite get the angle right "

Try cocking a leg, my dear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never take a whiz on an electric fence.

I cant quite get the angle right "

Yep.

Flow rate, wind velocity, size of parabola.

It's a science.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes exactly this ????

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite""

Mine was....fuck as many as you like...juat keep it quiet

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

Mine was....fuck as many as you like...juat keep it quiet "

I guess it works both ways

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A recipe for Victoria Sponge.

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

Mine was....fuck as many as you like...juat keep it quiet "

But isn't it bad that you need (maybe the wrong word) to keep it quiet...just to keep the peace and the knives out your back

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

Mine was....fuck as many as you like...juat keep it quiet "

I've fucked a few, and both of us displayed the verifications.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

Mine was....fuck as many as you like...juat keep it quiet

But isn't it bad that you need (maybe the wrong word) to keep it quiet...just to keep the peace and the knives out your back "

Bring it on

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

Mine was....fuck as many as you like...juat keep it quiet

But isn't it bad that you need (maybe the wrong word) to keep it quiet...just to keep the peace and the knives out your back

Bring it on "

You rebel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

Mine was....fuck as many as you like...juat keep it quiet

I've fucked a few, and both of us displayed the verifications.

"

lol you bad lady

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite""

I’ve ignored that advice. And it’s worked well every time.

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

I’ve ignored that advice. And it’s worked well every time. "

As I've said, it works for some and not for others.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Hide your veris. Never had an issue showing them until joined the forums.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

I’ve ignored that advice. And it’s worked well every time.

As I've said, it works for some and not for others."

But your meeting one soon

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

I’ve ignored that advice. And it’s worked well every time. "

Same here pretty much

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Hide your veris. Never had an issue showing them until joined the forums. "

Thats why mine are only from an organised socials....

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

I’ve ignored that advice. And it’s worked well every time.

As I've said, it works for some and not for others.

But your meeting one soon

"

Not meeting.....marrying lol x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

I’ve ignored that advice. And it’s worked well every time.

Same here pretty much "

My advice would be to stop being so naughty and talking about what you don't do, the thread is meant to be about advice not what you don't do.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"What had been the best advice you've seen or been given on Fab.

Mine was "never fuck a formite"

I’ve ignored that advice. And it’s worked well every time.

As I've said, it works for some and not for others.

But your meeting one soon

Not meeting.....marrying lol x"

Wow xxx

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By *erry50Man
over a year ago

Liverpool and Cotswolds

The best way to avoid disappointment is to not expect anything from anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep your trainers handy.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Hide your veris. Never had an issue showing them until joined the forums.

Thats why mine are only from an organised socials.... "

Likewise, it’s just not worth the hassle

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"The best way to avoid disappointment is to not expect anything from anyone"

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Keep your trainers handy."

I dread to ask lol

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

It's meant to be fun, if it stops being that take a step back and re-evaluate

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"It's meant to be fun, if it stops being that take a step back and re-evaluate"

Thats good advice too

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Be your Authentic self x

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Be your Authentic self x"

Very true x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Be your Authentic self x

Very true x"

Keep out of drama and be your self x

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Be your Authentic self x

Very true x

Keep out of drama and be your self x"

Oh if only

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Thanks ladies and gents for your answers and taking part and more or less keeping it on topic.

Happy swinging xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't try to keep up, you'll never work it out"

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

It’s not advice that I’ve been given but it’s advice that I’d give.

Fuck who you connect with, ignore the clacking tongues of others. Far too much emphasis is placed on the opinions of others who have no part in what happens between two (or more) people.

If everyone cared less what others do and more about themselves, this would be a much better experience for everyone

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